“When I completed my…

Training back at the academy on Tourus station about thirty years ago this job used to be fun”. She mutters to herself aloud, while reaching for a fresh bulb of black coffee, sat on a little dispenser above her console. The heat from the instant bulb bringing feeling back into her clammy hands. Her remarks echoing off the empty banks of machines surrounding her station in the middle of the long cold room. Gilda, the air traffic controller on shift is hunched over a bank of displays watching a dizzying array of pale green blips jostle across several CRT tv screens all at arm’s length. It’s a slow moving dot matrix puzzle. Leaning away from the console, her feet firmly tucked into the padded stirrups underneath so that she won’t float out of position in the low gravity field she occupies, an audible crack emanates from her hunched spine. With a brief moan of relief Gilda leans back towards her console and the many thousands of cargo vessels she is responsible for keeping track of.

“I can’t believe that when I started I only had to follow three vessels! Three!” She barks in a hoarse laughter. The righteous indignation present in her commanding voice. Looking at the cavernous space around her console with a sweeping glance, like she used to do when it was full of other people. Back when she could catch another’s eye, and they could both enjoy one another’s plight within the Company. “Then the company decided it was too expensive to assign individual ships to a traffic controller as a parcel, they moved over to one controller one entire route.” Gilda loves to talk out loud, because there is nobody to hear her, so she has gotten pretty good at delivering her daily diatribe with gusto. With her best performative gestures she continues. “Now back then, routes might have had only ten or twelve ships flying the same path, just days apart. The work load for us got harder, for sure, but it was manageable” she pouts. Gilda loves to bemoan the state of her job now that much of what she was trained to do has become automated.

Her role was to know where every ship was under her care. That far flung planet in desperate need of parts or it will collapse, yeah they’d ping Gilda, and she’d know where on the route the vessel was within seconds. If they’d taken evasive maneuvers, she’d know and would log it, and all parties would be notified same day. But with the consolidation of traffic controllers, and the expansion of traffic she personally had to watch, that role got pushed onto automation. Now the Company has a separate system that gets pinged, and if the same vessel names comes up time and again, even if it’s for different reasons, as soon as one question about it gets answered the Company system deletes all tickets regarding further questions about said vessel. It’s great for throughout stats, but terrible if you have multiple things you needed to know, or communicate. But that’s Company life, right. Somebody gets a bonus for tickets logged, they just say that all queries were completed. One answer fits all folks!

It’s also the reason why all earth ships have these long ridiculous sounding names, so that no two get mixed up. Pretty hard to get two with the same name when the cargo vessels get called “Clarice with the sheeps” or “Edgar, Allen and Poe” or something truly weird like “The Pauly Shore Wheezing of the Juice“. Absolutely bizarre names. Very distinct monikers that meant when a ship got pinged for its whereabouts, or a status update, the answer that came back, promptly at that, was correct. It virtually eliminated transposed numbers or letters for ship names. Hard to believe but back in the day they used just VIN numbers to identity ships. Who cares if eights, A’s, and zeros or O’s look the same on these CRT tv screens. That was when we tried to be all covert about shipping and shit. Lots of folks died because of that. Like, a lot a lot. Planets sunk into civil wars because they were given information in error about a ship not even in their system. A truly terrible time to be alive. A whole colony gone to war killing themselves over scarce resources, just to have the usual ship show up ten days later and 95% of the colony dead, or dying. It was a mess. I’m sure some one still got their bonuses though, right.

But today with the longer names, that doesn’t happen. Instead we have air traffic controller burn out. We have corporate greed to thank for that Gilda mutters to the vast but empty room. It’s not entirely silent in the cavernous expanse she calls operations. It’s one of six spaces on this far flung station orbiting some random gas giant, about four hundred meters across, and six hundred deep. What used to be filled by three overlapping eight hour shifts worth of people, is now jammed up with server banks, cold blinking lights, squeaky exhaust fans, the trickle from water cooling towers, and row upon row of dials, switches and toggles. None of which Gilda knows how to service, or maintain. Now for shift three, it is just her. She’s paid to watch multiple screens full of slow moving pale green dots. Every few seconds those blips move just a hair. It’s her job to notice if one of those blips should wink out. That means death. Total annihilation of a vessel. Black box with virtually indestructible transponder gone up in flames. Unlikely, but it happens. If an engine gets punctured, or a seal breaks and the living, breathing, volatility of a dead star erupts from out of containment, it’s a sure fire way to eliminate an entire cargo vessel, the occupants, contents and engine contained within.

Now we humans like to think of engines as merely machinery with moving parts that can be switched on and off at will. But with the size and complexity of these cargo vessels traveling billions of miles round trip month after month, they are a little unwieldy. You don’t just shut down an entire ship. Once you light an engine and trap all that energy, it stays on until its ultimate heat death from machine failure, decades or possibly centuries after it was awoken. The rigmarole the Company has to go through in order to create a new vessel these days in non trivial. It’s akin to directing the energy from a dying star into a containment space no larger than a couples transport berth on Tourus station. The action it takes to bring a ship to life is positively cataclysmic. So more often than not Gilda, and the few others left that do her job on alternate shifts have only ever seen ships data wink out of existence. Not once have they ever seen a presumed dead ship turn back on. That is, until just now.

“What the fuck?” Gilda exclaims in shock. Her hands flying across her console. With a few button presses she hits record on the displays, and rolls back the counter for the clock, and loops it to repeat over and over again. A capture of just a few seconds of screen time. Gilda transfers the few moments of display data over to the Company archives for further investigation. An until now unheard of event, right there, bottom left corner of her display, a lone pale green blip, that was once empty space one second, is a new vibrant green dot. Blinking life where there was only emptiness a moment ago.

Inside the vast array of data banks a previously scrubbed name sets off all sorts of alarms. This data gets shunted immediately to a private data center while the previously heavily redacted name “The Dirty Starling” flashes urgently. All hell breaks loose.

GHOST OF THE DIRTY STARLING: REBIRTH.  Part 1

**Stay tuned for more adventures in the interconnected space short stories universe of The Dirty Starling.**

The Urn Build : Finale Episode… sort of.

I have finally managed to get all three pieces built, sanded up to 800 grit, and now it has one coat of clear coat on it that has been buffed to a higher than usual (for me) sheen. I have it drying in the garage, where it can spend the next 36 hours off gassing before I hand it off. All that is left to add are the tiny rubber feet for the bottom, so as not to scuff the surface where it will reside.

I added one tiny step, by using a blow torch to add some colour, and visual texture to the central column. I am glad I did a test burn on some scrap red Oak, so that I could change my plan up a bit mid stream to work on the central column and not the cap/case topper. A darker base makes it feel more grounded, and less visually monotone. The grain pops with the Osmo finish I used, so it looks pretty sharp. I do like how the blue felt looks against the red/tan tones of the red oak. I could have gone a bit more fancy, by using dove tails or a box joint for the central column, but the butt joints are sturdy. So C’est la vie.

I will need to blow off the felt with my compressor to get rid of the dust, and add four feet, then it’s off to the future resident. Tick that one off the to-do list!

No finish, but assembled.
Lid off central column with tray still inside.
Lid, central column and removable tray.
All three pieces with clear coat finish applied.

Needs a touch more clean up, and out the door it goes! Happy Easter weekend everybody!

Having trouble visualizing the headspace I need

to be in in order to write creatively at the moment. I have a couple of one off short stories rolling about in my head but I can’t seem to get them out on paper. I mean, sure I’ve done a very brief point form outline, but that’s not helping me find the voice of either set of characters. I have had a few spells of just plain day dreaming where I have thought up something fun, but then just couldn’t get it to come to life. Which is irritating to say the least, but at least I am not where I was a few months ago where I had no ideas at all. Here I was thinking that after I had published my book of short stories back in March, that I would wile away my time adding a couple thousand words more in the time I had before me. But besides three of four small posts here I haven’t written anything at all. I will amend my list of outstanding short stories as ideas come to me, and I hope that I will soon be able to work towards fleshing them out properly in my own idiosyncratic style.

Actually here I’ll just tell you what sort of short stories I have in my bag which I want to write out. I do usually tend towards micro short stories of about five hundred words or so, but if it really grabs me, I have been known to add on additional stories in that line of thinking. Sometimes there are multiple peoples perspectives in the same event, or just different people on the same side of a conflict having wholly different experiences. So the next three stories I intend to write revolve around the creation of the first AI in my interconnected space stories series, which revolves around a character named Kelvin, whom you may recall had a whole portion of my book; The Chronicles of Kelvin. I like him, he’s an interesting guy that has done some pretty weird shit. He’s also comfortable alone, much like myself. Now that story line could have one long but sort of abridged last chapter, or could be broken down like I have in my outline into five meaty chunks. But, you know, sometimes my eyes are bigger than my fingers and I can’t possible write interesting, character driven stories with that many chapters right out of the gate. I’ll have to build up to that, if I ever get a head of steam in me. The second story involves a father and his young daughter, where they are playing out of doors, in a forest, and the young girl is regaling her father with stories of mystical whimsy from her imagination, but the father is transcribing them and adding in all the sorts of details young kids leave out of their stories, but then she gets bored and he’s absolutely hooked, and she looses her train of thought in the middle of this fantasy of epic proportions (due to a vivid childhood imagination unencumbered by things like, logic, physics & linear thinking) and the father goes mental trying to tie it all together in the end. Which is a sentiment I understand completely. The third story is more anecdotal about one of many situations brought about by having Crohn’s Disease. It has a comedic bent to it, because how can you not when you are dealing with such a shitty topic. Ha. That’s all for ranting and whining right now. I’m off to get blood work done at the lab, so stay safe, and have a great autumn season.

THE COMPANY : A Series Of Interconnected Short Stories

Found here are the titles for each of the twenty one chapters (or self contained sections) of [The Company: A Series of interconnected short stories] BOOK ONE. If you like these, you can comment and I’ll send you the entire BOOK TWO as a pdf, for free.

  1. “You know what I love the most about being out here?… (613 words)
  2. “Hey, we’ve got an alarm here, main bus three, now four’s on the blink too, five and six… (1410 words)
  3. “Welcome aboard the Non Sequitur capsule, flight commander… (1094 words)
  4. It’s strange, the things you come to miss while out here… (1492 words)
  5. “Hey, Dougie, wake up!, Somebody’s called in sick and I need another able bodied mechanic for the… (2527 words)
  6. “Yo, Daryl, you’ve been summoned.” (1597 words)
  7. “What do you remember about the accident out there, anything you can give us… (1433 words)
  8. “Good evening everyone, welcome to orientation!” (3248 words)
  9. Pulling up the lane way to the massive Company induction office… (973 words)
  10. I can’t believe I’m sitting here, cowering in my room like a god damn child… (2249 words)
  11. “Do you have any idea how much these treatments are going to run The Company!”… (1622 words)
  12. “What is it you said you guys do again?”… (1003 words)
  13. “Dude… don’t lump me in with THAT fucking Martian… (1065 words)
  14. “Rolling in five, four, three, two…” (1520 words)
  15. When they told me I had been selected for the maiden voyage of… (2421 words)
  16. The official report on the events surrounding the launch of Margot’s Fever. (2190 words)
  17. “And now – for the exciting conclusion to…” (1480 words)
  18. What an insufferable lot of twats these people are… (3813 words)
  19. “I heard you the first time… (944 words)
  20. In the dead silence of my jumpsuit, the heavy rush of blood pumping… (1631 words)
  21. “Some jobs are hard no matter where you work… (2789 words)

**Possibly more entries for this line of adventure to come later on this year.

You can also find various other micro short stories in the archives that aren’t set in space. If this is helpful, then I will also gather my other short story links together.

What a difference a little sun makes eh!?!

A little sunshine on the valley makes the SAD go away, at least for a little while (Fig 1.)

Oh don’t get me wrong, it is blisteringly cold outside this morning, a very tepid minus seventeen before the wind chill factor even gets considered, so don’t wax too lyrical about the sun, because balmy it isn’t. But the precious vitamin D from what little sun shine we do have is a great mood enhancer regardless of exterior temperatures. I’ll take a moment to bask in the orange glow of the sun through all of this grey dinginess. Take what I can get at this point. The saddest day of the year approaches, Blue Monday, where we’ve gone so long without sunshine, warmth, and heat, so it makes us all a little depressed.

But, the days are getting ever so slightly longer with the sun up now until almost five thirty, soon to extend beyond until almost six, and then BAM! Spring will hit, and the grass will turn green, buds will appear on trees, and the birds that haven’t died from bird flu will come back, and we will all get outdoors far more often. And the lawn care cycle begins anew. Awesome.

For now, we enjoy each individual day that has any sun shine to it, or a wide open blue sky, because with winters here being so cold, and having returned to snowy form, full of shoveling, it’s best to take your moment of joy/peace whenever you can find it. I found out my Balaklava from storage so that I can shovel without my neck, cheeks, and mouth getting cold. A god send! Thank you to whomever designed that article of clothing. That and long johns and snow pants! All must have around here.

I have work to get to so I should be about my business. I understand Australia is battling bush fires in the height of their summer. I wish them well. While I like hot more than cold, those 50°C temps are just too much! You are a more hardy folk than I. Take care out there.

Enjoying the outdoors while it’s slightly more pleasant.

Caught a random rainbow segment
(Fig 1.)
Doggos enjoying the crisp morning air. (Fig 2.)

Welcome to Wednesday and I’ve still got more of this report left to do! Big work jobs require lots of focus, and attention to detail. Best to go slowly and be as precise as can be.

Minus twenty five.

It really smacks you in the face like a slap! POW! Right in the kisser. Makes the nostrils stick together, and freezes ice right on your eye balls. It’s unpleasant to uncovered skin. Wrap up, stay warm, and stay inside if you can manage it. Polar vortex is making itself known this year!

I hate snow.

While we did not get the full 40 cm they were warning of, we did get about 25 cm or so depending on the winds, and snow drifts that were up over my knees in certain spots that wind catches. Took me a full 90 minutes to dig out the front walk, drive way, both cars, walk way to the shed, and the entire back patio. I’ve skipped the deck because it’s cold, blowy, and I have paid work to get to at some point today.  The kids were told to sleep in since the schools were cancelled as of last evening. We knew they were to be home, same with my wife.

I’m now tired, sweaty, and thirsty. Feel a little like overheating from the strain of moving all that damn snow – again. With more on the way over the course of the next two months easily. This is the type of winter I remember from my youth, but I wasn’t by myself shoveling then, I have three older brothers, and we’d all have to help out. Now I’d like to get my kids more involved, or… Now hear me out here, I go buy a snowblower because this shit sucks. It’ll still take a while to clear, but it should save my back, arms, and heart if I can help it!

The trouble with continuous large dumps of snow is that you run out of places to put it, so it begins to encroach on your driveway width, and the piles get so high you either have to shovel the tops flat afterward, or wheel barrow your excess over to some other spot just to get rid of it. It’s a cold, wet, nightmare. At least with a blower you can atomize it, and throw it in a whisky stream out over your lawn. Beats having to raise your shovel higher and higher each consecutive snow storm until you’re placing snow gently at shoulder height to stop it from tumbling off the pile to settle back where you grabbed it from in the first place. Think digging very dry powdery sand out of a hole on a beach. The loose stuff wants to fall back down no matter what you do.

I need to eat some breakfast, then try and work. I’m waiting for my heart beat to normalize after that digging session. I’m still hot & sweaty too. Blargh. Ugh!

Welcome to Monday, I guess!?!

The snow is just about here!

Not that we are expected to get anything like what the states are about to undertake, but it’s blowing around like crazy right now. Dog walk at the farm is cancelled while the snow squalls warning is still in place. I don’t fancy getting stuck at the farm, or somewhere on the road between there, and here. Not a good look to know a storm is coming, and still manage to get caught out in it.

In other news I finished one entire section of my first large report for the year, and even got a few pages into the report proper. I’d love to say it’ll be a simple thing to finish in a day, but it could take the better part of the week. These large reports are dense, and can get complicated if you lose track of where you are on the spreadsheet. Go up or down one space and you can ruin hours worth of work by being inattentive. Detailed work requires focus. So in this instance slow & steady is fast. If you never have to back track to fix a slipped digit, or space you are ahead of the game by a mile. It’s not glamorous, but it’ll save my brain. So that’s my approach! Like it or lump it.

I ended up spending about six hours on the first, and much, much, much smaller section that requires colour coding, and italicized data portions for each, and every comment. Glad it’s done. Looks good all lined up, and set out on paper. I feel good that I utilized my weekend to complete that section. With any luck I will get another few pages done of the data driven side today, all in preparation for hitting the ground running on Monday morning.

The girls are due back from Camp later on today, so my wife will be in desperate need of some alone time to unwind, and/or tackle some work of her own. I won’t be able to remove the kids from the house, but I can try to occupy them with shoveling duty, cleaning, chores, or quietly reading alone in their rooms, or a movie fort with popcorn, snacks, and an unbothered mum!

Which reminds me, I have laundry of my own to do. I should try to get a few things going while my day is still wide open. In other news, I had eighty off people swing by the blog yesterday, which is kind of high numbers, but because the new benchmark is somewhere between two hundred, and fifteen hundred views in a single day, I no longer receive those “Hey go get ’em!” Prompts from WordPress for anything less. I remember when forty three views on a single day was my all time high, and that score stayed there for years! I still take note even if the site itself doesn’t. I appreciate you all coming to my blog, and looking around for a little while. Cheers!

Hey there Saturday what have you got in your hands for me?

Oh my! New work, nice. Brand new year with returning clientele is a terrific thing to have. I for one embrace it! Plus with my wife & kids gone to Guiding Camp all weekend I don’t feel bad about logging double digit hours on the old laptop in between dog walks, and cold/flu medication top ups. At this pace I’m not exactly grinding, more of a slow mortar and pestle — Ha! If I didn’t do it now I’d just have to be thrice as active come Monday morning and who needs that kind of pressure, and grief in their lives. This portion I’m working on isn’t as detail driven, so my cold medicated mind can follow what I’m doing without causing myself major issues down the road. And that’s working, smart & hard. Keep the ball rolling while I eventually recuperate.

Plus it’s bitterly cold outside, and I’m not much for the cold, even with long johns, and snow pants this sort of chill will take the breath right out of your lungs, and seal your nostrils shut. It’ll attach itself to your eye lids, lips, tongue, and skin, and not want to let go. Dangerously low temps this weekend is what I’m getting at.

Likely no climbing this weekend either, so I had best use my hours today, and tomorrow morning to great effect, so I can at least get this section completed before I turn my eyes towards the data driven portion on Monday morning. At least I know what I’m doing this week coming.

Oh, thank you to everybody overseas who are downloading my books in the new year. I hope you enjoy them, or parts of them anyway. Ciao Bella!

Made it to Friday.

What a weird week it has been with the flu/cold/cough thing going on. I missed a couple of days being in this weird, sickly sleep state. I’m not exactly on the mend as of yet, but I don’t consistently feel as bad as I did on Tuesday, and Wednesday. That’s something positive. I’ll take it.

The weather today is to take a frightening dip. Northern Ontario could see Polar Vortex lows of up to -58 °C. Which is insane, those are proper acrylic temps right there. Gas lines freeze when it gets that cold. I don’t much care for the mid minus twenties, let alone going that much further down. Yikes!

My eldest daughter’s choir was scheduled to sing the national anthem at the Ojhl hockey game last night. I initially got the arena wrong, so we needed to drive elsewhere to go to the correct spot. We were still a full hour early for the game. We watched the first period only, our town was up 5 – 0, by the end of the first period, so we went home. They did not provide a microphone for the choir, and less than half of them showed up to perform. My daughter’s new core friend group was there, so she had a blast. A few of my friends were there with kids to support the school food drive initiative. Had a good chat. Tried to keep my distance though — illness and all that.

The family is gearing up for a bitterly cold weekend at Girl Guides Camp. Just the dog and I at home while I recuperate from this random flu/cold situation. I envision dog walks, sleeping in, movie marathons, and eating a whole bunch of pizza. I don’t need much to keep me satisfied.

Had some new work in early this morning too, so that’s pretty great too. Ciao Bella!

Day Three: I feel human once more, but…

No longer does my head feel like it will explode with a blinding headache, and the chills/fever are subsiding, however, now we welcome a runny nose, and a chest cough into the mix. I can at least eat a bit, and walk around without immediately wanting to lie down for a couple of hours. I took a good dose of NyQuill last night, so you know that I slept. I just had weird reoccurring dreams the whole time. Which is another good sign to show that I am in fact unwell. Glory days.

Luckily it has been a very quiet work week so my illness has not impacted anyone but myself, and my immediate family. Nice.

However, it is now in fact Thursday and the weekend rapidly approaches. I do not feel confident that I can host people here for a movie night, not attend any familial gatherings outside of the house. I just tried a brunch with my wife, and we maybe should have waited for Monday. What’s done, is done.

May you all feel better than I for the remainder of this horrible Canadian winter. Ciao Bella!

Woke up with a whole body chill.

Now sick to my stomach, with rotten guts to boot. Not impressed. I was supposed to have the weekend to myself to watch movies, and walk the dog. Now I feel ill and want nothing more than to sleep the day(s) away. My hips and ankles hurt too. So does my rib cage. I can’t seem to get warm, and my temperature is only slightly elevated. Let us hope this course corrects quickly. This sucks.