What a pleasant surprise.

Yesterday I was met with the news that a corporate intern was heading back to university and that our time working together was at an end. A pretty common experience if you deal with larger clients that have post secondary education links in the community. But what set this apart was a particularly kind letter that outlined how much easier it made her life to work with me over the last four months. The contents of the email are written below, with permission;

Hi Mark,
As my internship comes to an end, I wanted to take a moment to thank you for all your support over the past few months.
It was a pleasure working with you on various creative projects throughout the summer. One thing I always appreciated was your incredible speed and flexibility. No matter how tight the timeline or how many revisions came up, you were always willing to jump in, adapt quickly, and help us find a solution. Your responsiveness made a huge difference, especially on projects that required quick turnarounds.
Beyond delivering great work, you were always easy to work with and brought a positive attitude to every interaction. It made even the most urgent projects feel manageable.
Thank you for all the time, effort, and creativity you contributed to the projects we worked on together. I learned a lot from seeing how efficiently and professionally you approached your work, and I’m grateful for the opportunity to have collaborated with you.
Wishing you all the best and thank you again for helping make my internship experience such a positive one.
Warm regards,
Archisha

Archisha Mishra
Marketing Intern

Oddly enough this isn’t the first such email I have received of this nature, but I won’t post the others as they are years out of date. Ha! But the sentiment stands, and I’m proud of that, even if I toot my own horn. What a gracious way to spend the 100th day of the secondary achievement streak from JetPack, and day 862 of my overall latest writing streak for this blog.

A huge welcome to Thursday. Lots going on today. Spouse returns to work in a matter of minutes. Eldest daughter has a proper hair appointment today with Grandma, for her return to class ten days time. I’m waiting on approvals to send some client files off, and have some groceries to put away, and general house cleaning to do. The dog, well… He has his standing date at the farm for a walk with his girlfriend so he’s covered for the day too.

Either it is extremely dewy this morning or we had rain last night. One way or the other it looks pretty damp outside. Green growing grass to match my happy mood.

Great day to you all out there in the whole wide world. May your working experience be as pleasant as possible.

“When I completed my…

Training back at the academy on Tourus station about thirty years ago this job used to be fun”. She mutters to herself aloud, while reaching for a fresh bulb of black coffee, sat on a little dispenser above her console. The heat from the instant bulb bringing feeling back into her clammy hands. Her remarks echoing off the empty banks of machines surrounding her station in the middle of the long cold room. Gilda, the air traffic controller on shift is hunched over a bank of displays watching a dizzying array of pale green blips jostle across several CRT tv screens all at arm’s length. It’s a slow moving dot matrix puzzle. Leaning away from the console, her feet firmly tucked into the padded stirrups underneath so that she won’t float out of position in the low gravity field she occupies, an audible crack emanates from her hunched spine. With a brief moan of relief Gilda leans back towards her console and the many thousands of cargo vessels she is responsible for keeping track of.

“I can’t believe that when I started I only had to follow three vessels! Three!” She barks in a hoarse laughter. The righteous indignation present in her commanding voice. Looking at the cavernous space around her console with a sweeping glance, like she used to do when it was full of other people. Back when she could catch another’s eye, and they could both enjoy one another’s plight within the Company. “Then the company decided it was too expensive to assign individual ships to a traffic controller as a parcel, they moved over to one controller one entire route.” Gilda loves to talk out loud, because there is nobody to hear her, so she has gotten pretty good at delivering her daily diatribe with gusto. With her best performative gestures she continues. “Now back then, routes might have had only ten or twelve ships flying the same path, just days apart. The work load for us got harder, for sure, but it was manageable” she pouts. Gilda loves to bemoan the state of her job now that much of what she was trained to do has become automated.

Her role was to know where every ship was under her care. That far flung planet in desperate need of parts or it will collapse, yeah they’d ping Gilda, and she’d know where on the route the vessel was within seconds. If they’d taken evasive maneuvers, she’d know and would log it, and all parties would be notified same day. But with the consolidation of traffic controllers, and the expansion of traffic she personally had to watch, that role got pushed onto automation. Now the Company has a separate system that gets pinged, and if the same vessel names comes up time and again, even if it’s for different reasons, as soon as one question about it gets answered the Company system deletes all tickets regarding further questions about said vessel. It’s great for throughout stats, but terrible if you have multiple things you needed to know, or communicate. But that’s Company life, right. Somebody gets a bonus for tickets logged, they just say that all queries were completed. One answer fits all folks!

It’s also the reason why all earth ships have these long ridiculous sounding names, so that no two get mixed up. Pretty hard to get two with the same name when the cargo vessels get called “Clarice with the sheeps” or “Edgar, Allen and Poe” or something truly weird like “The Pauly Shore Wheezing of the Juice“. Absolutely bizarre names. Very distinct monikers that meant when a ship got pinged for its whereabouts, or a status update, the answer that came back, promptly at that, was correct. It virtually eliminated transposed numbers or letters for ship names. Hard to believe but back in the day they used just VIN numbers to identity ships. Who cares if eights, A’s, and zeros or O’s look the same on these CRT tv screens. That was when we tried to be all covert about shipping and shit. Lots of folks died because of that. Like, a lot a lot. Planets sunk into civil wars because they were given information in error about a ship not even in their system. A truly terrible time to be alive. A whole colony gone to war killing themselves over scarce resources, just to have the usual ship show up ten days later and 95% of the colony dead, or dying. It was a mess. I’m sure some one still got their bonuses though, right.

But today with the longer names, that doesn’t happen. Instead we have air traffic controller burn out. We have corporate greed to thank for that Gilda mutters to the vast but empty room. It’s not entirely silent in the cavernous expanse she calls operations. It’s one of six spaces on this far flung station orbiting some random gas giant, about four hundred meters across, and six hundred deep. What used to be filled by three overlapping eight hour shifts worth of people, is now jammed up with server banks, cold blinking lights, squeaky exhaust fans, the trickle from water cooling towers, and row upon row of dials, switches and toggles. None of which Gilda knows how to service, or maintain. Now for shift three, it is just her. She’s paid to watch multiple screens full of slow moving pale green dots. Every few seconds those blips move just a hair. It’s her job to notice if one of those blips should wink out. That means death. Total annihilation of a vessel. Black box with virtually indestructible transponder gone up in flames. Unlikely, but it happens. If an engine gets punctured, or a seal breaks and the living, breathing, volatility of a dead star erupts from out of containment, it’s a sure fire way to eliminate an entire cargo vessel, the occupants, contents and engine contained within.

Now we humans like to think of engines as merely machinery with moving parts that can be switched on and off at will. But with the size and complexity of these cargo vessels traveling billions of miles round trip month after month, they are a little unwieldy. You don’t just shut down an entire ship. Once you light an engine and trap all that energy, it stays on until its ultimate heat death from machine failure, decades or possibly centuries after it was awoken. The rigmarole the Company has to go through in order to create a new vessel these days in non trivial. It’s akin to directing the energy from a dying star into a containment space no larger than a couples transport berth on Tourus station. The action it takes to bring a ship to life is positively cataclysmic. So more often than not Gilda, and the few others left that do her job on alternate shifts have only ever seen ships data wink out of existence. Not once have they ever seen a presumed dead ship turn back on. That is, until just now.

“What the fuck?” Gilda exclaims in shock. Her hands flying across her console. With a few button presses she hits record on the displays, and rolls back the counter for the clock, and loops it to repeat over and over again. A capture of just a few seconds of screen time. Gilda transfers the few moments of display data over to the Company archives for further investigation. An until now unheard of event, right there, bottom left corner of her display, a lone pale green blip, that was once empty space one second, is a new vibrant green dot. Blinking life where there was only emptiness a moment ago.

Inside the vast array of data banks a previously scrubbed name sets off all sorts of alarms. This data gets shunted immediately to a private data center while the previously heavily redacted name “The Dirty Starling” flashes urgently. All hell breaks loose.

GHOST OF THE DIRTY STARLING: REBIRTH.  Part 1

**Stay tuned for more adventures in the interconnected space short stories universe of The Dirty Starling.**

The Urn Build : Finale Episode… sort of.

I have finally managed to get all three pieces built, sanded up to 800 grit, and now it has one coat of clear coat on it that has been buffed to a higher than usual (for me) sheen. I have it drying in the garage, where it can spend the next 36 hours off gassing before I hand it off. All that is left to add are the tiny rubber feet for the bottom, so as not to scuff the surface where it will reside.

I added one tiny step, by using a blow torch to add some colour, and visual texture to the central column. I am glad I did a test burn on some scrap red Oak, so that I could change my plan up a bit mid stream to work on the central column and not the cap/case topper. A darker base makes it feel more grounded, and less visually monotone. The grain pops with the Osmo finish I used, so it looks pretty sharp. I do like how the blue felt looks against the red/tan tones of the red oak. I could have gone a bit more fancy, by using dove tails or a box joint for the central column, but the butt joints are sturdy. So C’est la vie.

I will need to blow off the felt with my compressor to get rid of the dust, and add four feet, then it’s off to the future resident. Tick that one off the to-do list!

No finish, but assembled.
Lid off central column with tray still inside.
Lid, central column and removable tray.
All three pieces with clear coat finish applied.

Needs a touch more clean up, and out the door it goes! Happy Easter weekend everybody!

Having trouble visualizing the headspace I need

to be in in order to write creatively at the moment. I have a couple of one off short stories rolling about in my head but I can’t seem to get them out on paper. I mean, sure I’ve done a very brief point form outline, but that’s not helping me find the voice of either set of characters. I have had a few spells of just plain day dreaming where I have thought up something fun, but then just couldn’t get it to come to life. Which is irritating to say the least, but at least I am not where I was a few months ago where I had no ideas at all. Here I was thinking that after I had published my book of short stories back in March, that I would wile away my time adding a couple thousand words more in the time I had before me. But besides three of four small posts here I haven’t written anything at all. I will amend my list of outstanding short stories as ideas come to me, and I hope that I will soon be able to work towards fleshing them out properly in my own idiosyncratic style.

Actually here I’ll just tell you what sort of short stories I have in my bag which I want to write out. I do usually tend towards micro short stories of about five hundred words or so, but if it really grabs me, I have been known to add on additional stories in that line of thinking. Sometimes there are multiple peoples perspectives in the same event, or just different people on the same side of a conflict having wholly different experiences. So the next three stories I intend to write revolve around the creation of the first AI in my interconnected space stories series, which revolves around a character named Kelvin, whom you may recall had a whole portion of my book; The Chronicles of Kelvin. I like him, he’s an interesting guy that has done some pretty weird shit. He’s also comfortable alone, much like myself. Now that story line could have one long but sort of abridged last chapter, or could be broken down like I have in my outline into five meaty chunks. But, you know, sometimes my eyes are bigger than my fingers and I can’t possible write interesting, character driven stories with that many chapters right out of the gate. I’ll have to build up to that, if I ever get a head of steam in me. The second story involves a father and his young daughter, where they are playing out of doors, in a forest, and the young girl is regaling her father with stories of mystical whimsy from her imagination, but the father is transcribing them and adding in all the sorts of details young kids leave out of their stories, but then she gets bored and he’s absolutely hooked, and she looses her train of thought in the middle of this fantasy of epic proportions (due to a vivid childhood imagination unencumbered by things like, logic, physics & linear thinking) and the father goes mental trying to tie it all together in the end. Which is a sentiment I understand completely. The third story is more anecdotal about one of many situations brought about by having Crohn’s Disease. It has a comedic bent to it, because how can you not when you are dealing with such a shitty topic. Ha. That’s all for ranting and whining right now. I’m off to get blood work done at the lab, so stay safe, and have a great autumn season.

THE COMPANY : A Series Of Interconnected Short Stories

Found here are the titles for each of the twenty one chapters (or self contained sections) of [The Company: A Series of interconnected short stories] BOOK ONE. If you like these, you can comment and I’ll send you the entire BOOK TWO as a pdf, for free.

  1. “You know what I love the most about being out here?… (613 words)
  2. “Hey, we’ve got an alarm here, main bus three, now four’s on the blink too, five and six… (1410 words)
  3. “Welcome aboard the Non Sequitur capsule, flight commander… (1094 words)
  4. It’s strange, the things you come to miss while out here… (1492 words)
  5. “Hey, Dougie, wake up!, Somebody’s called in sick and I need another able bodied mechanic for the… (2527 words)
  6. “Yo, Daryl, you’ve been summoned.” (1597 words)
  7. “What do you remember about the accident out there, anything you can give us… (1433 words)
  8. “Good evening everyone, welcome to orientation!” (3248 words)
  9. Pulling up the lane way to the massive Company induction office… (973 words)
  10. I can’t believe I’m sitting here, cowering in my room like a god damn child… (2249 words)
  11. “Do you have any idea how much these treatments are going to run The Company!”… (1622 words)
  12. “What is it you said you guys do again?”… (1003 words)
  13. “Dude… don’t lump me in with THAT fucking Martian… (1065 words)
  14. “Rolling in five, four, three, two…” (1520 words)
  15. When they told me I had been selected for the maiden voyage of… (2421 words)
  16. The official report on the events surrounding the launch of Margot’s Fever. (2190 words)
  17. “And now – for the exciting conclusion to…” (1480 words)
  18. “What an insufferable lot of twats these people are… (3813 words)
  19. “I heard you the first time… (944 words)
  20. In the dead silence of my jumpsuit, the heavy rush of blood pumping… (1631 words)
  21. “Some jobs are hard no matter where you work… (2789 words)

**Possibly more entries for this line of adventure to come later on this year.

You can also find various other micro short stories in the archives that aren’t set in space. If this is helpful, then I will also gather my other short story links together.

Didn’t think I’d leave you hanging, did ya?

The last of the split wood in Wood Pile One. (Fig 1.)
Empty bins need to be filled next. (Fig 2.)

It only took a combined 19 hours but I  have completed all of the useable wood in all three mounds found in Wood Pile One. The rest is bark shards, and waste wood that can get tipped into the tree line at the back of the property. I can’t do anything with rotten any ridden wood rounds. If the arborists that dumped it here in the first place had left some room to manoeuvre then all this wood could have been stacked on its side so as to not become water logged and rotted out from the bottom up. No matter. We have more than in necessary for Mae syrup and to heat both the stone cottage and the farm house for a couple of years. I haven’t even touched Pile Three at the back of the barn yet.

Next week I can start to clean up the weeds and stack some bins with wood. I have some cut rounds from the spring which I can start on back there too. I can see myself finishing out the year back there. I’ll definitely be needing my chainsaws though because a lot of what’s there isn’t sized to be very useful. I need to cut bits down to no thicker than 14 inches. I’ll blast through my pre-cut stuff and can reassess afterwards. As the temperature begins to drop I’ll be happier about being in the full sun behind the barn. Also bring closer to the house means the dog might get out and wander a little more to get some additional exercise.

I wonder if any new wood will turn up this year? Might have to save some for next year if nothing new arrives in the fall or over the winter. Or maybe the tides will turn on the business end of things and I’ll be too busy working to spend my mornings at the farm splitting wood. Who knows.

I am a little sad that the front stuff if all done now. The last bit was kinda rotten and wasn’t all that fun to break down.va but anti climactic if you ask me. Maybe I need to put my focus on the furniture stuff instead? I just might have to. Keeps me at home and nearer to the office that’s for sure. We’ll see how things play out over the next week or two.

Friday of Fair Week.

All told we were there for four hours last night. Caught the fireworks and saw some of the Monster Truck Rally. What we didn’t see we definitely heard! Ha. We did pretty well as a family. A fair few ribbons for our troubles.

Seems I deleted the other ribbon photos I took, or I just thought I had taken them I can remedy that over the rest of the weekend. (Fig 1.)

Now it’s Friday and it is still raining a bit. We did the ride night in the drizzle. Luckily it wasn’t raining too hard, but we did end up with wet butts. Good time. Memorable night.

Awake after four hours of sleep.

My ankles ache from walking around the fair all ready so lord help me with the next three days! It’s been quite some time since I’ve had insomnia like this. Usually I need a midnight pee and that’s that. I wonder if I’m excited for the butter sculpting contest? Time will tell.

Rain delay.

Whilst not a downpour there is considerable moisture and precipitation in the air which would make my handling an axe potentially dangerous. So with the current humidex, rainfall, and fog in the air I have decided to take a rest day from splitting wood. Not how I’d like to start the month or end the week when I was on a roll. September was exceedingly dry so we need the rain. My grass is parched. It’s worse looking now than during the height of summer when temps regularly reach 40°C in full sun. We got several heavy cloud bursts during those months but September ended up drier than a bone. Weird. So with the weather in mind, and my general clumsiness, I didn’t think that trying to maintain my grasp on an 8 lbs maul was all together likely. That could lead to injury or a flying axe through a window of the van, or worse yet, striking a lazing dog twenty feet away. None of which sounds good to me.

The fair starts today so obviously it’s going to rain. Forecast shows good weather for Fri, Sat & Sun so at least there is that to look forward to. Going to be a wet evening sitting in the rain to ride anything that isn’t covered from the elements. No snow this year which is good. Likely an early frost if this year acts like any other that preceded it.

Tonight is a modified meet the teacher night, so I can go visit with one of the two children’s home room teachers. There isn’t time to wait until 6:00 pm for all the other ones to become available. I’m sure we will catch them another time in first semester. My wife has her first rugby game today somewhere nearby, so she’ll be home at a reasonable hour to go to the fair in one car as a family. That won’t always be the case this weekend, but it is good to start out the festivities as a united group before splintering apart for parties, and other events.

Tomorrow night is the butter carving competition which I have myself and both kid’s signed up for. Should be a lot of fun. If the temperature is reasonable and not blisteringly hot then more sculpts will last longer outside of the fridges. While I’d love to say I intend to defend my title as grand champion, and first place finisher, I’m just looking to have fun and be creative outside of the house for a bit. All told it’s about 2 hours long and I get to sit down while I work. Well worth the effort I put forward.

My rosettes from my 2025 win. (Fig 1.)

I’d be lying if I didn’t at least hope to win again, but the competition is stiff and other people need to win too otherwise folks will stop joining in on all the fun. Would I be pleased as punch to walk around with this year’s ribbons? You bet your sweet ass I would! I’m just not foolish enough to think I have it locked down. I’m trying to enjoy the event not get worked into a lather about it.

So now it’s Thursday, rainy and I’m not splitting wood nor being very active. I could fire up the planer and get moving on the front entrance storage unit, or I could veg out and wait for work emails or the desire to clean up around the house to kick in. We shall have to wait and see.

What a Wednesday.

Every time I think I’m just about done with the wood wouldn’t you know it I find more buried in the back of the lot. So while I thought today was the last day, it could be next week depending on the weather. If it’s drizzle tomorrow I can work in that, but if it’s a downpour then things will have to wait for clearer skies.

Took the liberty of rolling some salvageable pieces towards the chopping block. (Fig 1.)
I like to leave off with at least one split in a new piece up on the block. I think it shows intent. (Fig 2.)

If I add my 90 minutes from today that puts my monthly total at 18 hours even. Not bad. I think that was very manageable. While neither the scales nor the way my pants/shirts fit show any  changes, I’ve got to believe that I am working towards something positive physically. I certainly sweat like a pig once I get rolling. Lifting, bending, grabbing & throwing, plus all the swinging and hard chops, not to mention whacking with the mallet. At some point I hope my pants begin to fit less snuggly. I’m less concerned about the number on the scale, and more concerned with the flab, fat, and rolls I’ve developed as I age.

My sweat drenched gloves as more proof to my toils.(Fig 3.)

The fair starts after school tomorrow, so that should be a whole lot of fun. First I need to stop in and meet my daughters teacher at 3:15 pm, and then we can sort ourselves out with fair food and going to look at all of our entries. Should be a pretty gnarly weekend even if 8 do say so myself.

I even mowed the lawn, mulched the leaves and did some weed eating. Now I can answer work emails and think about having lunch. Happy hump day!

The AxeBox is complete. A minor bottle episode to save on the seasons budget.

I set aside an hour of time today (after delivering all of our Fair entries) and I built a storage/travel box for all of my wood splitting gear so as to no longer have individual missiles strewn across the back of the van each morning when I head to and from the farm. I now have both mauls, my mallet, two wedges and the hookaroon safely encased in a skip planed Walnut open top box. It has room for my gloves, metal files, a third axe that isn’t a maul, and whatever else I might like, maybe ear plugs and safety goggles? Seems like a solid bet to me.

Hard handles on either end, plus rope handles for pulling the box around inside my van. (Fig 1.)
It’s ugly but it works. As you can see I have room for additional items should I so desire. (Fig 2.)

It isn’t fancy, and I didn’t spend too much time on it. A few rounded edges, and some broken corners should stop me from cutting myself on it. Now it’s all located in one spot and I can hook it to a belt loop in the back of the van. No more loose tools as bludgeoning impacts during an emergency stop. Makes us all a little safer.

Now I can take everything in and out of the garage in one go, or leave the box tied in indefinitely. I’m not sure yet. I like having the option to remove it when grocery shopping because with the extra chair always up I’m growing shy on available space. I have all of the extra stuff out of my wife’s old car in the van too. That should either go in her new car, or get filed away in the garage. I don’t need random things I don’t use strewn across the back of the van. I just spent a few hours two Sundays ago cleaning it up, so I want to keep it tidy. I found juice boxes and wrappers back by the kids seats and need to throw that out as well. Sloppy children.

No matter. The AxeBox is done, and I can strike it off my list of things to build. If I had scheduled my time better I could have put a whole day into it and made it something really nice, but I’ll settle for utilitarian and more importantly, done. Not held up in production hell because I can’t decide on a design feature or joinery aesthetic. Done is better than perfect!

Also I desperately underestimated the lengths of rope needed for the side handles. I should have gone in with double the amount I had set aside. Live and learn. I can always go back to make changes later. We have the technology. I can freely admit when I’ve cocked something up. I’m a grown man, I’ll survive the embarrassment.

Once the weather crisps up a little more and I’m no longer having as much fun with wood splitting I will return to the front entrance storage unit. Stay tuned for that.

It’s Fair submission day.

Which means I need to cart several bags and boxes worth of entries to the fair grounds today before school ends. We’ve got veggies and paintings, cupcakes and cookies, loaves and squares, sewn pillows, bags and a hot glued outhouse made of Popsicle sticks, painted rocks, stitched bracelets, holly wreaths, decorated Christmas ornaments, garlands, photography and flowers of all shats and sizes, and one sculpted/painted busy in ceramics. All going to different locations at the venue. That means lines, waiting, and multiple trips so as to not break anything, or miss any one particular entry item. It’s a lot. It’s stressful. I’m glad the fair only comes once per year.

I completed one additional hour of wood splitting. If it rains the whole rest of the week I am ok with that. I’d hope it would stop by dinner time Thursday, but I’m no meteorologist.

The current chopping block in mound three. (Fig 1.)
The entire Wood Pile One has shrunk down considerably. After another day or two all that is left can be stacked in bins, or thrown to the tree line as waste wood. (Fig 2.)

With any luck the weather will bounce back and be mild but not too hot for Thursday through Sunday of the 182 Markham Fair. Free parking. Nightly fireworks. Animals, shows and competitions available to see all weekend long.

I have some paid work to do and then I need to get all these entries to the fair grounds for distribution. By Friday the majority of my posts will be about the fair, so strap in! Carney rides await!

Domestic Duties Monday got me baking now!?!

It’s fair week and the entries go in tomorrow, so now it’s crunch time and I have cupcakes, brownies and cookies to bake, tag, and then sort into boxes to be taken in for judging tomorrow. Well, judging is Wednesday but our stuff has to go in tomorrow. I’ll be back and forth all day. We’ve got arts, crafts, baking, home craft goods, and veggies for the agri building. If I go when it opens it won’t be all that busy luckily. Go after 3:00 pm and it’ll be a nightmare of lost souls wandering around stepping in front of cars, trucks and Vans. Not for the faint of heart.

I’ve cleaned the kitchen, got some baked goods in the oven. A load of laundry started. Going to vacuum the floors, though why I’d bother is beyond me since we still have items left to finish for the fair. It’ll look like it was never touched 30 sec after my kids get home.

Dahlia blooms that looked pretty sharp. (Fig 1.)
A nice colour I don’t see very often.      (Fig 2.)

Still got the kids off to school, the dog down for his walk, and an hour of wood splitting done this morning. I’m very productive this morning, how long it will last is anybody’s guess. I’m up to 15.5 hours total splitting time. I will walk away from Wood Pile One by next week at the latest. Whatever’s left is fit for the pit, or needs a hydraulic splitter to make any use of it. My ego is secure enough to leave well enough alone. I say clear away the junk and open it up to the local tree service folks for drop offs once more. Let’s keep the cycle running. Wood Pile Two can host my attention until the snow comes, the year ends, or I spontaneously get busy with paid work again.

Welcome back Monday! September is almost done, the 182 nd Markham Fair starts on Thursday and goes until 5:00 pm Sunday evening. It’s a grand old time with something for everyone!

Lying in bed on a sunny Sunday morning.

Freshly washed sheets, and the dog got up already so I’m just here enjoying the soft whir of my floor fan as I fall in and out of sleep. The intensity of the sun is pretty strong for 9:00 am. Must be from the fact I removed some greenery from the front garden bed. We had four pumpkin vines with only two pumpkins on them in total. One of which has been bored into by a rodent killing it’s usefulness as a carving pumpkins as it will rot before Halloween since it’s been breached. And the other pumpkin is smaller and less developed. So at this point both the pumpkins and tomatoes are a lost cause. I had two tomato plants with zero blooms or tomatoes on them. My raspberries didn’t produce much fruit this year. My neighbours stole my grapes, animals took my apples and strawberries, and the birds took my Cherries. I sure hope I didn’t need to count on those food stuffs to get through winter or next spring given the current state of the world.

The freshly planted fruit trees have so far made it through spring and summer and are faring ok so far this fall. I do hope they last the winter and continue to grow over the years to come. If nothing else the house could use more cooling shade from nearby trees. Keep our AC use to a minimum if we have a healthy canopy from our maintained trees. Stop the living room from burning up all summer long from excess direct sunlight. Natural light is great, but feeling like living inside a greenhouse full of steam and moisture is not my ideal way to spend a summer. Let’s take the temps down a couple notches inside our living room at least.

Now the mornings and nights are single digits I find it so much easier to sleep. Feels good when the overall humidity and moisture level drops too. Sheets and towels feel a bit drier to the touch. I like that. Not so dry it makes us all itch, but to lose the ever present summer time dampness from the air is a real treat. AC is great but it does make certain things constantly feel unnaturally damp. Great for mould, not so good for our health.

The Markham Fair starts this week. Entries go in on Tuesday, get judged on Wednesday, and then we are go, go, go! Until Sunday night when we have to go pick up all of our entries and the fair is done for another year. Fantastic time of year. We love it deeply, but by Sunday night we are all happy that it’s done. I’ll likely get more steps in over those four days of this weekend than I would in a typical month of the winter. We’re looking at 20,000 – 30,000 steps per day as we circle the grounds by ourselves, with family, with friends, with events and shows, and looking for food options, and doing endless laps of the midway with my children, nieces and nephew.

By the end I’d kill for a rascal scooter or golf cart to haul my ass about. Not to mention having a place to put a drink or a bag instead of schlepping the kids stuff about all day. Although I can feel the hormonal balance of the house shifting as my eldest gets closer to her twelfth birthday, and the teen years are going to be a bumpy ride. So I’ll enjoy their presence while I can, because I’m sure that soon enough she’ll assert her independence and will want to do fair stuff away from us with her gaggle of friends instead. Getting old is wild!

I think I’ve caught the sun.

These morning wood splitting sessions I’ve been enjoying so much have left me with a rather tanned face and lower arms. I did not believe the sun’s rays to be this strong in late September when the temperature is single digits. Either that or I have touched my face with some sort of irritant and made my cheeks inflamed and hot to the touch in the evenings. Could just as easily be the case as I do have sensitive skin. It’s a burden I bear. Luckily I still wear hats and sunscreen 99% of the time, but with all the sweating and face wiping I’m leaving myself exposed, or adding a mixture of stuff that’s irritating my skin. No time for double blind studies, control groups and placebo efforts to uncover the truth. Trust me bro!

No matter, it is now Saturday so no more splitting for two whole days and then depending on next week’s work schedule I can see where I land come Monday. No appointments that I am aware of, though we are expecting rain next week, and the soya beans can begin next week too. Farm might be too busy with activity to comfortably swing an axe and keep the dog out of harm’s way.

The kids are doing a 3D printing lab session today so I guess we will climb tomorrow instead? Or go later on today if we all feel like it. Haven’t decided what I’d like to do about it just yet.

My warm cheeked face and I are going to work on the furniture build today — potentially. Maybe. Possibly. Unlikely. Nearly fifteen hours of axe swinging has taken much of the fuss & fight out of me. I feel very calm. If a tad weary. Snacking the shit out of stuff for a couple hours every week can do that for you. Channel the pent up rage into an axe point and you too might find an inner calm. Ha!