“When I completed my…

Training back at the academy on Tourus station about thirty years ago this job used to be fun”. She mutters to herself aloud, while reaching for a fresh bulb of black coffee, sat on a little dispenser above her console. The heat from the instant bulb bringing feeling back into her clammy hands. Her remarks echoing off the empty banks of machines surrounding her station in the middle of the long cold room. Gilda, the air traffic controller on shift is hunched over a bank of displays watching a dizzying array of pale green blips jostle across several CRT tv screens all at arm’s length. It’s a slow moving dot matrix puzzle. Leaning away from the console, her feet firmly tucked into the padded stirrups underneath so that she won’t float out of position in the low gravity field she occupies, an audible crack emanates from her hunched spine. With a brief moan of relief Gilda leans back towards her console and the many thousands of cargo vessels she is responsible for keeping track of.

“I can’t believe that when I started I only had to follow three vessels! Three!” She barks in a hoarse laughter. The righteous indignation present in her commanding voice. Looking at the cavernous space around her console with a sweeping glance, like she used to do when it was full of other people. Back when she could catch another’s eye, and they could both enjoy one another’s plight within the Company. “Then the company decided it was too expensive to assign individual ships to a traffic controller as a parcel, they moved over to one controller one entire route.” Gilda loves to talk out loud, because there is nobody to hear her, so she has gotten pretty good at delivering her daily diatribe with gusto. With her best performative gestures she continues. “Now back then, routes might have had only ten or twelve ships flying the same path, just days apart. The work load for us got harder, for sure, but it was manageable” she pouts. Gilda loves to bemoan the state of her job now that much of what she was trained to do has become automated.

Her role was to know where every ship was under her care. That far flung planet in desperate need of parts or it will collapse, yeah they’d ping Gilda, and she’d know where on the route the vessel was within seconds. If they’d taken evasive maneuvers, she’d know and would log it, and all parties would be notified same day. But with the consolidation of traffic controllers, and the expansion of traffic she personally had to watch, that role got pushed onto automation. Now the Company has a separate system that gets pinged, and if the same vessel names comes up time and again, even if it’s for different reasons, as soon as one question about it gets answered the Company system deletes all tickets regarding further questions about said vessel. It’s great for throughout stats, but terrible if you have multiple things you needed to know, or communicate. But that’s Company life, right. Somebody gets a bonus for tickets logged, they just say that all queries were completed. One answer fits all folks!

It’s also the reason why all earth ships have these long ridiculous sounding names, so that no two get mixed up. Pretty hard to get two with the same name when the cargo vessels get called “Clarice with the sheeps” or “Edgar, Allen and Poe” or something truly weird like “The Pauly Shore Wheezing of the Juice“. Absolutely bizarre names. Very distinct monikers that meant when a ship got pinged for its whereabouts, or a status update, the answer that came back, promptly at that, was correct. It virtually eliminated transposed numbers or letters for ship names. Hard to believe but back in the day they used just VIN numbers to identity ships. Who cares if eights, A’s, and zeros or O’s look the same on these CRT tv screens. That was when we tried to be all covert about shipping and shit. Lots of folks died because of that. Like, a lot a lot. Planets sunk into civil wars because they were given information in error about a ship not even in their system. A truly terrible time to be alive. A whole colony gone to war killing themselves over scarce resources, just to have the usual ship show up ten days later and 95% of the colony dead, or dying. It was a mess. I’m sure some one still got their bonuses though, right.

But today with the longer names, that doesn’t happen. Instead we have air traffic controller burn out. We have corporate greed to thank for that Gilda mutters to the vast but empty room. It’s not entirely silent in the cavernous expanse she calls operations. It’s one of six spaces on this far flung station orbiting some random gas giant, about four hundred meters across, and six hundred deep. What used to be filled by three overlapping eight hour shifts worth of people, is now jammed up with server banks, cold blinking lights, squeaky exhaust fans, the trickle from water cooling towers, and row upon row of dials, switches and toggles. None of which Gilda knows how to service, or maintain. Now for shift three, it is just her. She’s paid to watch multiple screens full of slow moving pale green dots. Every few seconds those blips move just a hair. It’s her job to notice if one of those blips should wink out. That means death. Total annihilation of a vessel. Black box with virtually indestructible transponder gone up in flames. Unlikely, but it happens. If an engine gets punctured, or a seal breaks and the living, breathing, volatility of a dead star erupts from out of containment, it’s a sure fire way to eliminate an entire cargo vessel, the occupants, contents and engine contained within.

Now we humans like to think of engines as merely machinery with moving parts that can be switched on and off at will. But with the size and complexity of these cargo vessels traveling billions of miles round trip month after month, they are a little unwieldy. You don’t just shut down an entire ship. Once you light an engine and trap all that energy, it stays on until its ultimate heat death from machine failure, decades or possibly centuries after it was awoken. The rigmarole the Company has to go through in order to create a new vessel these days in non trivial. It’s akin to directing the energy from a dying star into a containment space no larger than a couples transport berth on Tourus station. The action it takes to bring a ship to life is positively cataclysmic. So more often than not Gilda, and the few others left that do her job on alternate shifts have only ever seen ships data wink out of existence. Not once have they ever seen a presumed dead ship turn back on. That is, until just now.

“What the fuck?” Gilda exclaims in shock. Her hands flying across her console. With a few button presses she hits record on the displays, and rolls back the counter for the clock, and loops it to repeat over and over again. A capture of just a few seconds of screen time. Gilda transfers the few moments of display data over to the Company archives for further investigation. An until now unheard of event, right there, bottom left corner of her display, a lone pale green blip, that was once empty space one second, is a new vibrant green dot. Blinking life where there was only emptiness a moment ago.

Inside the vast array of data banks a previously scrubbed name sets off all sorts of alarms. This data gets shunted immediately to a private data center while the previously heavily redacted name “The Dirty Starling” flashes urgently. All hell breaks loose.

GHOST OF THE DIRTY STARLING: REBIRTH.  Part 1

**Stay tuned for more adventures in the interconnected space short stories universe of The Dirty Starling.**

The Urn Build : Finale Episode… sort of.

I have finally managed to get all three pieces built, sanded up to 800 grit, and now it has one coat of clear coat on it that has been buffed to a higher than usual (for me) sheen. I have it drying in the garage, where it can spend the next 36 hours off gassing before I hand it off. All that is left to add are the tiny rubber feet for the bottom, so as not to scuff the surface where it will reside.

I added one tiny step, by using a blow torch to add some colour, and visual texture to the central column. I am glad I did a test burn on some scrap red Oak, so that I could change my plan up a bit mid stream to work on the central column and not the cap/case topper. A darker base makes it feel more grounded, and less visually monotone. The grain pops with the Osmo finish I used, so it looks pretty sharp. I do like how the blue felt looks against the red/tan tones of the red oak. I could have gone a bit more fancy, by using dove tails or a box joint for the central column, but the butt joints are sturdy. So C’est la vie.

I will need to blow off the felt with my compressor to get rid of the dust, and add four feet, then it’s off to the future resident. Tick that one off the to-do list!

No finish, but assembled.
Lid off central column with tray still inside.
Lid, central column and removable tray.
All three pieces with clear coat finish applied.

Needs a touch more clean up, and out the door it goes! Happy Easter weekend everybody!

Having trouble visualizing the headspace I need

to be in in order to write creatively at the moment. I have a couple of one off short stories rolling about in my head but I can’t seem to get them out on paper. I mean, sure I’ve done a very brief point form outline, but that’s not helping me find the voice of either set of characters. I have had a few spells of just plain day dreaming where I have thought up something fun, but then just couldn’t get it to come to life. Which is irritating to say the least, but at least I am not where I was a few months ago where I had no ideas at all. Here I was thinking that after I had published my book of short stories back in March, that I would wile away my time adding a couple thousand words more in the time I had before me. But besides three of four small posts here I haven’t written anything at all. I will amend my list of outstanding short stories as ideas come to me, and I hope that I will soon be able to work towards fleshing them out properly in my own idiosyncratic style.

Actually here I’ll just tell you what sort of short stories I have in my bag which I want to write out. I do usually tend towards micro short stories of about five hundred words or so, but if it really grabs me, I have been known to add on additional stories in that line of thinking. Sometimes there are multiple peoples perspectives in the same event, or just different people on the same side of a conflict having wholly different experiences. So the next three stories I intend to write revolve around the creation of the first AI in my interconnected space stories series, which revolves around a character named Kelvin, whom you may recall had a whole portion of my book; The Chronicles of Kelvin. I like him, he’s an interesting guy that has done some pretty weird shit. He’s also comfortable alone, much like myself. Now that story line could have one long but sort of abridged last chapter, or could be broken down like I have in my outline into five meaty chunks. But, you know, sometimes my eyes are bigger than my fingers and I can’t possible write interesting, character driven stories with that many chapters right out of the gate. I’ll have to build up to that, if I ever get a head of steam in me. The second story involves a father and his young daughter, where they are playing out of doors, in a forest, and the young girl is regaling her father with stories of mystical whimsy from her imagination, but the father is transcribing them and adding in all the sorts of details young kids leave out of their stories, but then she gets bored and he’s absolutely hooked, and she looses her train of thought in the middle of this fantasy of epic proportions (due to a vivid childhood imagination unencumbered by things like, logic, physics & linear thinking) and the father goes mental trying to tie it all together in the end. Which is a sentiment I understand completely. The third story is more anecdotal about one of many situations brought about by having Crohn’s Disease. It has a comedic bent to it, because how can you not when you are dealing with such a shitty topic. Ha. That’s all for ranting and whining right now. I’m off to get blood work done at the lab, so stay safe, and have a great autumn season.

THE COMPANY : A Series Of Interconnected Short Stories

Found here are the titles for each of the twenty one chapters (or self contained sections) of [The Company: A Series of interconnected short stories] BOOK ONE. If you like these, you can comment and I’ll send you the entire BOOK TWO as a pdf, for free.

  1. “You know what I love the most about being out here?… (613 words)
  2. “Hey, we’ve got an alarm here, main bus three, now four’s on the blink too, five and six… (1410 words)
  3. “Welcome aboard the Non Sequitur capsule, flight commander… (1094 words)
  4. It’s strange, the things you come to miss while out here… (1492 words)
  5. “Hey, Dougie, wake up!, Somebody’s called in sick and I need another able bodied mechanic for the… (2527 words)
  6. “Yo, Daryl, you’ve been summoned.” (1597 words)
  7. “What do you remember about the accident out there, anything you can give us… (1433 words)
  8. “Good evening everyone, welcome to orientation!” (3248 words)
  9. Pulling up the lane way to the massive Company induction office… (973 words)
  10. I can’t believe I’m sitting here, cowering in my room like a god damn child… (2249 words)
  11. “Do you have any idea how much these treatments are going to run The Company!”… (1622 words)
  12. “What is it you said you guys do again?”… (1003 words)
  13. “Dude… don’t lump me in with THAT fucking Martian… (1065 words)
  14. “Rolling in five, four, three, two…” (1520 words)
  15. When they told me I had been selected for the maiden voyage of… (2421 words)
  16. The official report on the events surrounding the launch of Margot’s Fever. (2190 words)
  17. “And now – for the exciting conclusion to…” (1480 words)
  18. What an insufferable lot of twats these people are… (3813 words)
  19. “I heard you the first time… (944 words)
  20. In the dead silence of my jumpsuit, the heavy rush of blood pumping… (1631 words)
  21. “Some jobs are hard no matter where you work… (2789 words)

**Possibly more entries for this line of adventure to come later on this year.

You can also find various other micro short stories in the archives that aren’t set in space. If this is helpful, then I will also gather my other short story links together.

Ah yeah — turns out physical exertion was the key to it after all.

Simple fix really. Whilst I had spent a week across the country, once I returned home I immediately began work on a new large project where I sat at my desk, stationary for hours on end, and the air quality was so poor I never stepped foot outdoors. This I was not tired at a reasonable bed time, and was not rested enough come morning. Rinse and repeat. That is until the air quality got better, down to a 2 from an 11, and I could freely exert myself pushing the mower for the better part of an hour in modest temps. Bam! Sleepy by eleven, and wide awake before eight thirty in the morning. Back to my regular schedule. Funny how that is.

Back to looking a little orange/amber again today. Air quality is sitting at a four. Must have a low pressure cell moving in because I have a wicked head ache, even though I drank a number of pints of water yesterday throughout the day. Storms, the bane of my brain’s existence. Pounding headaches, nausea, dizziness, and stuff neck, and strained shoulder muscles. It’s a treat!

Glad to know all I needed was some physical activity to set myself back to rights. If I’m lucky maybe I can even do some climbing today too. I’m sure my firearms and shoulders have grown weak with lack of use. Belly fat has made a resurgence in the last three weeks believe you me. A beach ready body I do not possess. Ha!

Looks like it should storm all weekend so maybe we’ll take the kids to the movies or something else indoors to get active, and kill time away from the VR headset, or the near constant tablet usage.

I cleaned the house up nice and tidy while they were all at the cottage together. I was working so it made sense to stay here and do some domestic Duties without them coming along behind me to dirty it all up immediately. I got a week alone in a clean home. I’ll have to wait for school to start up again before I get anywhere close to that anytime soon. And even then that’s only in seven hour spurts.

Happy Saturday to you all. I for one am pleased by the sight of rain. I had been watering my flowers and fruit trees as well as my inlaws potted plants, tomatoes and their citrus trees. An inch of rain over a whole day should soak in and do them all a world of good.

Apparently I look just like my dad here.

That air quality reading was Bad-Bad, not just unsafe but like…toxic levels bad.

It was 218 ppm here in southern Ontario which is unsafe, but places like northern Michigan it was 1150 ppm, and you can’t escape that by staying indoors and running the AC. You’d have to wear a respirator full time until that number falls bellow 50 ppm. That’s a long drop to be waiting for when pressed right up against the source of the smoke, but only separated by open lakes, creating a wind tunnel driving all that smoke towards you. Yikes. Bad juju all around with this year’s forest fire season. Entire towns wiped out – again. This looks to become an every single year from here on out occurrence now. Tragic.

I think it’s Friday today. I’m still discombobulated by the west coast travel. I can’t fall asleep at 10:30/11:00 pm anymore, I find myself awake until 2:00 am now, and I’m just not feeling the 8:45am alarm, nor my 9:25 am back up. I need to get my old time regulated self back in focus because there’s far too much of summer left to start creeping towards staying up until 3 or 4 am, and wanting to sleep the whole day away. I have work, and responsibilities, obligations to perform, I can’t regress like a teenager because of time zones and jet lag. Maybe if I’m just far more physical today that will help switch me back?

I’m on the last day of my big project before I hand in my first draft. I have a handful of pages left to go, and then soft proofing, and fixing items I know will come up during the style review. Best to get out in front of them now, head it off at the pass. It’s a long one though, I’d estimate it being between 85-90 pages long for this go around. The trick is to pace yourself for the long haul. I start with about 21 pages, next day 33 days, third day once we’re really rolling along (provided the data you have allows for it) you aim for another 30 or so pages, then on day four you do the last ten or so, and begin soft proofing on my end. Export it, hand it off, then wait for any edits or changes. It’s a mighty fine system. Works well and saves my wrists from RSI’s.

Gave myself a carpal tunnel injury nearly twenty years ago and that was really unpleasant. To the point where I couldn’t use my dominant hand to eat, drink, get dressed, or even brush my teeth without severe pain. Sounds like wringing out a leather glove whenever I used any tendons in that hand, and it lasted for weeks. This was before I had children. Could only imagine trying to change diapers with only one good hand. I know people can do it, but by golly that seems tough.

Luckily the temperature is cool this morning, and the air quality back down to a 7 from yesterday’s 11, and I took forty minutes to cut the front lawn. Now it doesn’t look quite so bad. Oh yeah Markham Mower still has my Echo SRM-230 weed eater, that’s gotta be eight full weeks by now. I guess they’ll keep it for 12 to 13 weeks, I’ll get it back in September I think. Ha. So stupid.

A bit of news to share with the group.

As of two days ago this blog exceeded the previous best years viewer & visitor numbers, and as of this minute those two metrics are still climbing. That’s incredible news! And all of this done without a single outlier spike in views driven by an outside source, link, or direction. This is from a modest but recurring daily visits from people around the world coming here to look at my stuff. While the downloads of my books are down comparatively, it isn’t all that far off. I’m just not driving traffic to my free downloadable books on a featured page. I would like to think that it would sort itself out, but I guess I should do more to plug them every so often. Not a problem.

So while I have not experienced that 1,500 person spike on one random day in July like last year that got my numbers well up in 2025, this year any growth whatsoever seems to be more organic in nature or people just finding older articles or posts on the reader, or following a Google search for something specific that they were after. While the thrill of a single day jump of four figures was amazing, a constant flow every single day feels pretty great too. So thank you! Thank everyone of you whom came to look, read, listen, and watch the items I have archived here from the last several years.

I’d love to wax poetic about this sort of WIN for hours on end, but I’m still plugging away at a large project and as such must focus on the fine details. No focus pulling allowed today, or tomorrow. Perhaps I can return to this subject once again soon. Though truth be told I will go on and on about it come late December, so keep your eyes and ears peeled for that! Ha.

Have a bodacious Thursday. Steer clear of the wildfire smoke if you can. It was supposed to sit lower today and act like fog/smog moreso than ever before. Wear an appropriate respirator if outdoors for prolonged periods of time today. I believe in you!

Today’s forecast is…orange?

It’s very dim outside, and tinted rather orange. So much so that I have overslept in the gloom by a number of hour(s) plural. Looks like I’ll need to work late today to make up for my extended snooze! The temperature has dropped ten degrees, and I’m sure those trapped VOC’s in the low pressure spaces will begin to decay in the UV light and everything will smell like acetone for a while now. A spooky reminder that mother nature always wins. The northern forest fires are getting worse as the years progress. In all my youth I never once remember the entire sky going orange from smoke, and now it’s happened twice within the same decade. I’m sure this will become a yearly thing as we continue to get hotter, and do nothing about it.

I do believe today is Wednesday. I had a full day yesterday or work, dishes, laundry, vacuuming the floors, and a general tidy up. Later today I will put the girls sorted laundry into their rooms, drawers & closets. I believe there is at least one large load of laundry that I have discovered on floors, chairs, and under beds, tangled in sheets that can get done today, alongside my day job project that I got several hours into yesterday.

I could not fall asleep last night so my alarm pinged I immediately fell back asleep after turning it off. I expected like 30 more minutes, maybe an hour while the rising sun beamed down directly onto my face waking me up purposefully. But no. The gloom and dim orange glow did not in fact stream directly into my eyes and I slept soundly for SEVERAL hours instead. Damn.

Air quality is at a seven (7) which is pretty awful. One is good, and a three is borderline unhealthy, so it’s way beyond any sort of safety guidelines for outdoor activity. At least here in Stouffville, things at the cottage seem better somehow. Strange.

Return to form.

Not of a hot one out there today. Supposed to feel like forty plus degrees with all the extras added on top. I miss the BC weather all ready! I know I’m getting older because my back hurt just from sitting down on those consecutive flights, and not much else. My shoulder was hurting from all the driving we did. It was a fun trip though, even with the minor inconveniences of personal injury. Ha! Also my innards do not seem to care for the cabin air pressure changes. Does a number on my guts that lasts for a few days. Not my favourite aspect of air travel these days. With any luck it will be a few months if not longer before I have to head back out on an airplane again.

Just found out I can no longer fly directly back into the UK until I sort out a British Passport for myself. That might make a Euro trip a bit tricky in the coming years. I’ll have to look into that sooner rather than later. But with the stuff going down with Russia and Ukraine, and threats to Poland we may hold off going to Europe for a bit longer still. No worries.

We had to spot friends that wound up getting shot down by the Russians when they took a passenger jet out of the sky in the early 2020’s. It was very very sad for the whole town. The family was well liked.

Getting back into the swing of things. Working on some new stuff today. All the best.

Whirlwind tour of Vancouver Island to visit family, and see some sights.

We totally got all of our steps in this time around! Not only that but we put quite a few kilometers under our heels in the rental car driving between Comic, Courtenay, Cumberland and Campbell River as we found beaches, animal rescue tours, river bed fossil tours and whatever else took our fancy in the moment. We also got to see a bunch of my side of the family, and the kids had time to play with their cousins and swim until we all turned pruney. It was a blast. Sad to leave, but real life awaits us back here at home.

Now we focus on getting over the red eye flight, and doing so much laundry in this heat! What a way to return from a week in the mid teens with rain, it’s going to feel like 40°C with the humidex here during parts of this week. Ugh! Nasty. Welcome home!

Beach combing in search of frosted treasures.

Me, cheerful as ever. Ha! (Fig 5.)

Today concludes our family trek to the west coast to not only see family, but search every beach we can for sea glass, or fossils, or treasures of any sort. It has been mild in temperature, and mostly overcast and you know what? We’re fine with it. Heading home to temperatures in the mid thirties, so nearly a week in the mid teens has been most welcome. Also the complete lack of humidity has been very refreshing. Kids love it out here. Sad to have to say good bye once more for who knows how long, but we will be back to our regularly scheduled life in just a few short hours, and two flights, and three separate airports. Hello Sunday morning!

Walking in the woods you come upon a single, rickety swinging bridge over a chasm full of rushing water…

Elk Falls Provincial Park (Fig 1.)

On a warm sunny day where it is 22°C in the full sun you walk deep into the forest where the temperature drops six full degrees and the air becomes noticeably damp. You follow a downward sloping path that leads deeper and deeper into the sun shaded woods. Before too much longer you begin to hear the thunderous roar of rushing water. There are various warning signs plastered up on the ever widening trees whose canopies disappear into the mist well above you. You approach a set of stairs leading down. Many fellow travelers around you balk at the sight of the steps. People murmur in quiet panic as you push past them and wander down, down, down. The dull roar of the water is now so loud you can barely hear anything other than the water itself. At the base of the steps is a long, and narrow bridge that visibly swings under the pilgrims foot steps. You are standing with one foot hovering over the edge. What do you do? Roll for initiative…

Looking for treasures in the rain.

Sea glass and fossils hurried in among the rocks. (Fig 1.)

Having an aimless wander along the beach in search of sea glass, fossils, or sea creature teeth is a big thrill for us. Cheap, and easy to do as long as you can find somewhere to park, and have the time to devote to wandering around whilst staring at the ground looking for minute pops of colour that’s faintly different from all the rocks, sand, and water borne debris. Helps if it’s cool and rainy, because then the beaches are deserted, and we don’t have to worry about bothering other people, or having our treasures found before we get to them ourselves!

Hard to believe it is Friday all ready. We are gearing up for the England versus Norway game tomorrow afternoon. Should be a fun watch!