“When I completed my…

Training back at the academy on Tourus station about thirty years ago this job used to be fun”. She mutters to herself aloud, while reaching for a fresh bulb of black coffee, sat on a little dispenser above her console. The heat from the instant bulb bringing feeling back into her clammy hands. Her remarks echoing off the empty banks of machines surrounding her station in the middle of the long cold room. Gilda, the air traffic controller on shift is hunched over a bank of displays watching a dizzying array of pale green blips jostle across several CRT tv screens all at arm’s length. It’s a slow moving dot matrix puzzle. Leaning away from the console, her feet firmly tucked into the padded stirrups underneath so that she won’t float out of position in the low gravity field she occupies, an audible crack emanates from her hunched spine. With a brief moan of relief Gilda leans back towards her console and the many thousands of cargo vessels she is responsible for keeping track of.

“I can’t believe that when I started I only had to follow three vessels! Three!” She barks in a hoarse laughter. The righteous indignation present in her commanding voice. Looking at the cavernous space around her console with a sweeping glance, like she used to do when it was full of other people. Back when she could catch another’s eye, and they could both enjoy one another’s plight within the Company. “Then the company decided it was too expensive to assign individual ships to a traffic controller as a parcel, they moved over to one controller one entire route.” Gilda loves to talk out loud, because there is nobody to hear her, so she has gotten pretty good at delivering her daily diatribe with gusto. With her best performative gestures she continues. “Now back then, routes might have had only ten or twelve ships flying the same path, just days apart. The work load for us got harder, for sure, but it was manageable” she pouts. Gilda loves to bemoan the state of her job now that much of what she was trained to do has become automated.

Her role was to know where every ship was under her care. That far flung planet in desperate need of parts or it will collapse, yeah they’d ping Gilda, and she’d know where on the route the vessel was within seconds. If they’d taken evasive maneuvers, she’d know and would log it, and all parties would be notified same day. But with the consolidation of traffic controllers, and the expansion of traffic she personally had to watch, that role got pushed onto automation. Now the Company has a separate system that gets pinged, and if the same vessel names comes up time and again, even if it’s for different reasons, as soon as one question about it gets answered the Company system deletes all tickets regarding further questions about said vessel. It’s great for throughout stats, but terrible if you have multiple things you needed to know, or communicate. But that’s Company life, right. Somebody gets a bonus for tickets logged, they just say that all queries were completed. One answer fits all folks!

It’s also the reason why all earth ships have these long ridiculous sounding names, so that no two get mixed up. Pretty hard to get two with the same name when the cargo vessels get called “Clarice with the sheeps” or “Edgar, Allen and Poe” or something truly weird like “The Pauly Shore Wheezing of the Juice“. Absolutely bizarre names. Very distinct monikers that meant when a ship got pinged for its whereabouts, or a status update, the answer that came back, promptly at that, was correct. It virtually eliminated transposed numbers or letters for ship names. Hard to believe but back in the day they used just VIN numbers to identity ships. Who cares if eights, A’s, and zeros or O’s look the same on these CRT tv screens. That was when we tried to be all covert about shipping and shit. Lots of folks died because of that. Like, a lot a lot. Planets sunk into civil wars because they were given information in error about a ship not even in their system. A truly terrible time to be alive. A whole colony gone to war killing themselves over scarce resources, just to have the usual ship show up ten days later and 95% of the colony dead, or dying. It was a mess. I’m sure some one still got their bonuses though, right.

But today with the longer names, that doesn’t happen. Instead we have air traffic controller burn out. We have corporate greed to thank for that Gilda mutters to the vast but empty room. It’s not entirely silent in the cavernous expanse she calls operations. It’s one of six spaces on this far flung station orbiting some random gas giant, about four hundred meters across, and six hundred deep. What used to be filled by three overlapping eight hour shifts worth of people, is now jammed up with server banks, cold blinking lights, squeaky exhaust fans, the trickle from water cooling towers, and row upon row of dials, switches and toggles. None of which Gilda knows how to service, or maintain. Now for shift three, it is just her. She’s paid to watch multiple screens full of slow moving pale green dots. Every few seconds those blips move just a hair. It’s her job to notice if one of those blips should wink out. That means death. Total annihilation of a vessel. Black box with virtually indestructible transponder gone up in flames. Unlikely, but it happens. If an engine gets punctured, or a seal breaks and the living, breathing, volatility of a dead star erupts from out of containment, it’s a sure fire way to eliminate an entire cargo vessel, the occupants, contents and engine contained within.

Now we humans like to think of engines as merely machinery with moving parts that can be switched on and off at will. But with the size and complexity of these cargo vessels traveling billions of miles round trip month after month, they are a little unwieldy. You don’t just shut down an entire ship. Once you light an engine and trap all that energy, it stays on until its ultimate heat death from machine failure, decades or possibly centuries after it was awoken. The rigmarole the Company has to go through in order to create a new vessel these days in non trivial. It’s akin to directing the energy from a dying star into a containment space no larger than a couples transport berth on Tourus station. The action it takes to bring a ship to life is positively cataclysmic. So more often than not Gilda, and the few others left that do her job on alternate shifts have only ever seen ships data wink out of existence. Not once have they ever seen a presumed dead ship turn back on. That is, until just now.

“What the fuck?” Gilda exclaims in shock. Her hands flying across her console. With a few button presses she hits record on the displays, and rolls back the counter for the clock, and loops it to repeat over and over again. A capture of just a few seconds of screen time. Gilda transfers the few moments of display data over to the Company archives for further investigation. An until now unheard of event, right there, bottom left corner of her display, a lone pale green blip, that was once empty space one second, is a new vibrant green dot. Blinking life where there was only emptiness a moment ago.

Inside the vast array of data banks a previously scrubbed name sets off all sorts of alarms. This data gets shunted immediately to a private data center while the previously heavily redacted name “The Dirty Starling” flashes urgently. All hell breaks loose.

GHOST OF THE DIRTY STARLING: REBIRTH.  Part 1

**Stay tuned for more adventures in the interconnected space short stories universe of The Dirty Starling.**

The Urn Build : Finale Episode… sort of.

I have finally managed to get all three pieces built, sanded up to 800 grit, and now it has one coat of clear coat on it that has been buffed to a higher than usual (for me) sheen. I have it drying in the garage, where it can spend the next 36 hours off gassing before I hand it off. All that is left to add are the tiny rubber feet for the bottom, so as not to scuff the surface where it will reside.

I added one tiny step, by using a blow torch to add some colour, and visual texture to the central column. I am glad I did a test burn on some scrap red Oak, so that I could change my plan up a bit mid stream to work on the central column and not the cap/case topper. A darker base makes it feel more grounded, and less visually monotone. The grain pops with the Osmo finish I used, so it looks pretty sharp. I do like how the blue felt looks against the red/tan tones of the red oak. I could have gone a bit more fancy, by using dove tails or a box joint for the central column, but the butt joints are sturdy. So C’est la vie.

I will need to blow off the felt with my compressor to get rid of the dust, and add four feet, then it’s off to the future resident. Tick that one off the to-do list!

No finish, but assembled.
Lid off central column with tray still inside.
Lid, central column and removable tray.
All three pieces with clear coat finish applied.

Needs a touch more clean up, and out the door it goes! Happy Easter weekend everybody!

Having trouble visualizing the headspace I need

to be in in order to write creatively at the moment. I have a couple of one off short stories rolling about in my head but I can’t seem to get them out on paper. I mean, sure I’ve done a very brief point form outline, but that’s not helping me find the voice of either set of characters. I have had a few spells of just plain day dreaming where I have thought up something fun, but then just couldn’t get it to come to life. Which is irritating to say the least, but at least I am not where I was a few months ago where I had no ideas at all. Here I was thinking that after I had published my book of short stories back in March, that I would wile away my time adding a couple thousand words more in the time I had before me. But besides three of four small posts here I haven’t written anything at all. I will amend my list of outstanding short stories as ideas come to me, and I hope that I will soon be able to work towards fleshing them out properly in my own idiosyncratic style.

Actually here I’ll just tell you what sort of short stories I have in my bag which I want to write out. I do usually tend towards micro short stories of about five hundred words or so, but if it really grabs me, I have been known to add on additional stories in that line of thinking. Sometimes there are multiple peoples perspectives in the same event, or just different people on the same side of a conflict having wholly different experiences. So the next three stories I intend to write revolve around the creation of the first AI in my interconnected space stories series, which revolves around a character named Kelvin, whom you may recall had a whole portion of my book; The Chronicles of Kelvin. I like him, he’s an interesting guy that has done some pretty weird shit. He’s also comfortable alone, much like myself. Now that story line could have one long but sort of abridged last chapter, or could be broken down like I have in my outline into five meaty chunks. But, you know, sometimes my eyes are bigger than my fingers and I can’t possible write interesting, character driven stories with that many chapters right out of the gate. I’ll have to build up to that, if I ever get a head of steam in me. The second story involves a father and his young daughter, where they are playing out of doors, in a forest, and the young girl is regaling her father with stories of mystical whimsy from her imagination, but the father is transcribing them and adding in all the sorts of details young kids leave out of their stories, but then she gets bored and he’s absolutely hooked, and she looses her train of thought in the middle of this fantasy of epic proportions (due to a vivid childhood imagination unencumbered by things like, logic, physics & linear thinking) and the father goes mental trying to tie it all together in the end. Which is a sentiment I understand completely. The third story is more anecdotal about one of many situations brought about by having Crohn’s Disease. It has a comedic bent to it, because how can you not when you are dealing with such a shitty topic. Ha. That’s all for ranting and whining right now. I’m off to get blood work done at the lab, so stay safe, and have a great autumn season.

THE COMPANY : A Series Of Interconnected Short Stories

Found here are the titles for each of the twenty one chapters (or self contained sections) of [The Company: A Series of interconnected short stories] BOOK ONE. If you like these, you can comment and I’ll send you the entire BOOK TWO as a pdf, for free.

  1. “You know what I love the most about being out here?… (613 words)
  2. “Hey, we’ve got an alarm here, main bus three, now four’s on the blink too, five and six… (1410 words)
  3. “Welcome aboard the Non Sequitur capsule, flight commander… (1094 words)
  4. It’s strange, the things you come to miss while out here… (1492 words)
  5. “Hey, Dougie, wake up!, Somebody’s called in sick and I need another able bodied mechanic for the… (2527 words)
  6. “Yo, Daryl, you’ve been summoned.” (1597 words)
  7. “What do you remember about the accident out there, anything you can give us… (1433 words)
  8. “Good evening everyone, welcome to orientation!” (3248 words)
  9. Pulling up the lane way to the massive Company induction office… (973 words)
  10. I can’t believe I’m sitting here, cowering in my room like a god damn child… (2249 words)
  11. “Do you have any idea how much these treatments are going to run The Company!”… (1622 words)
  12. “What is it you said you guys do again?”… (1003 words)
  13. “Dude… don’t lump me in with THAT fucking Martian… (1065 words)
  14. “Rolling in five, four, three, two…” (1520 words)
  15. When they told me I had been selected for the maiden voyage of… (2421 words)
  16. The official report on the events surrounding the launch of Margot’s Fever. (2190 words)
  17. “And now – for the exciting conclusion to…” (1480 words)
  18. What an insufferable lot of twats these people are… (3813 words)
  19. “I heard you the first time… (944 words)
  20. In the dead silence of my jumpsuit, the heavy rush of blood pumping… (1631 words)
  21. “Some jobs are hard no matter where you work… (2789 words)

**Possibly more entries for this line of adventure to come later on this year.

You can also find various other micro short stories in the archives that aren’t set in space. If this is helpful, then I will also gather my other short story links together.

So I went for a ten minute run yesterday and…

You can probably tell where this is going right? Yeah, my legs started to itch within about 90 seconds, and today my calves feel like cinder blocks, and my quads are ok, but my knees ache, and and and. I was planning to have a thirty minute run while the girls are at their swimming lessons, but I overslept by an hour, and I had paid work to complete the moment I got out of bed. So today’s goal is to stretch out my calves as much as I can without shouting a blue streak, and pick things up again tomorrow.

To nobody’s surprise our battle of the tube plans went off without a hitch, and yet my shoulders, forearms and back all hurt because of the intense bouncing around I did. I cannot for the life of me steer my tube, but my eldest daughter sure can, and she attacked me with both vim & vigor! I spent the whole ride being thoroughly jostled and having the water try to pull me off the back of the tube. My arms are dead now too.

I struck out on a very short paddle board ride yesterday and had a hell of a time trying to stand up. I got there eventually thankfully which took some strain off my knees and ham strings because I was kneeling (which is not something I typically do with both knees firmly planted on a surface, usually it’s just one, or the other knee gown at any one time). I had the wobbles pretty badly when I tried to stand up. My youngest was out there tooling around getting used to doing her own paddling for a change, so I went to check in on her and she rammed me for funsies, a number of times I might add. All good natured fun I can assure you.

So my legs are a mess today, same with my arms and shoulders. Back is a bit sore from the wave induced scorpion pose I hit a number of times whilst having a tubing battle. So I’m going to sit today out. A big electrical storm is supposed to hit at some point today, so I’ll be here just a stretching my legs out. Stretch, stretch, stretch. Gotta do a bunch before an activity, and then do even more afterwards too. I’m getting closer to fifty than ever before, and these are the rules now.

So it’s not just my eyes then eh? (Fig 1.)

How did I bypass the podcast era?

I’m of the generation this was geared towards and yet I never once set foot in a podcast studio, nor ever attempt to start one up myself, what gives? Likely it’s because I scratch that itch here on paper (such as it is written down) and don’t feel the need to speak it aloud. I also don’t care for the sound of my own voice, and most definitely don’t want to talk on camera. My thoughts are jumbled and varied and don’t lend themselves well to video. I’d panic and repeat myself. Also if 8 have to listen intently I’d likely hear the buzzing of the lights, the ceiling or box fans, the AC, or some other conversation and not be able to 100% pick out the dialogue I’m supposed to be following along in order to answer any questions. Also, not that interesting of an individual am I. Welcome to another edition of “Somewhat of a midlife crisis and hobby change with Mark!” Are we riding giga coasters at Wonderland, building furniture, sculpting, building model kits, painting, playing the guitar poorly, doing lawn care, splitting wood manually, or assembling miniature terrain? Maybe we’re looking at starting welding, or sheet metal fabrication? Having a good in the kitchen with a trusted recipe, or digging for fossils & geodes with my kids, or planting new fruit trees to combat food scarcity… I don’t know, but I do know others have dedicated themselves to any one such topic, and would do a far better job at it. Jack of all trades and a master of none! It would be a mess, but a fun mess at that.

Sunday Funday. We had another couple of inches of rain yesterday. Good for the corn and beans. At least it was two to six inches like Niagara got last weekend, that’s far too much all in one go for a single day. Dangerous too.

My stinky little monkey enjoying himself on the boat while the kids are tubing.  (Fig 1.)

Oddly enough I do know somebody with a music podcast,  they explore esoteric musicians and discuss arrangements and music theory. Things I know next to nothing about. That sort of thing seems dense and unforgiving. I play music, I don’t write it, or about it. It’s why I can enjoy Angine de Poitrine without waxing poetic about microtonal math rock. Time signatures that differ from four-four baffle me. I still like it though, but I couldn’t discuss it beyond a guy feeling, and a vibe check. I know a fair number of people that do Tik-Tok or IG video clips about strength training and sports specific muscle group development which is cool. I’m too pear shaped to try to be a fitness influencer type. I like crabs and snacks far too much.

I’d rather have my collected short works take off than be known for anything physical about myself. Downloads are still creeping upwards too which is pretty awesome. Thank you very much! They’re free, both books.  But I digress.

I wonder if we’ll watch a movie today?

Quick detour into the mines.

Swinging a hammer sans gloves for the sheer joy of breaking stuff (Fig 1.)

Not going to lie, I like to break stuff so any chance to swing a hammer or a pick axe, or just an axe is going to be a yes from me. We took the kids on a slight misty morning detour since there’s no swimming lessons on Saturdays. They get to put on safety goggles, grab a hammer and bucket and go ham. I get to sit in one spot and break rocks for the sheer joy of it all. It does however take a toll on my hands since I forgot gloves, and those stone chips hit like shrapnel, and cut like scalpel blades. Luckily it was limited to my striking hand and not my face, neck or legs. If I’d have thought about it for any length of time I’d have brought my Rstwing mini sledge and an assortment of cold chisels to really take this place apart. Oh well, on to lunch and a more relaxing afternoon. I do think the repeated hammer swings will have taken much of the fight out of my kids. That and the concentrating on finding treasures among the rocks and boulders. Strategic efforts on my wife’s part.

Happy weekend to those not having to work.

My only gripe about my JBL headphones is that…

Even if you charge them up to 100% battery capacity, if you let them sit unused for ten or more days, even while the unit is powered off the batteries will drain down to zero. That irks me. I get if they lose 25-30% of battery over an extended period of no use, that’s to be expected, but a full null battery is kind of ridiculous. They fit great, look great, have just enough weight to feel premium but not hurt your neck or head, and the ear cushioning is soft & supple, and the sound quality is pretty good, but that power drain is a mess. A big fat red X on the sell sheet if you compare them to other battery operated items. Besides leaving them on a charger when not in use (I don’t have enough outlets and plugs/chargers for that) I don’t see how you get around it. Like today, I wanted to listen to music while I did some weed eating for the inlaws (with their weed eater since Markham Mower has had my Echo SRM-230 since May 21st for an hour long repair) and was hoping to listen to music while I worked, but no! Battery dead. So dead it takes upwards of 5 minutes on the charger before the red light charging indicator light comes on. So no music for me while I trimmed around the house, trees, and deck rocks.

I might be intermingling my disdain for Markham Mowers lacklustre service schedule with my JBL battery’s lack of holding a charge when powered off and in stasis mode. Either way I am annoyed about it, or both things at once. No matter. It is Friday, and I got some Fair signage done yesterday, with more on the way by the sounds of it. We are looking at a wet & rainy weekend yet again. I’m ok with that, although let us hope we don’t get another 2.5 – 6 inches in a day like last Sunday, because that was intense. A solid inch will feed the corn and beans, and not to forget my baby fruit trees as well, just fine & dandy. I don’t want to flood them or drown them!

The offending headphones pictured below.

Nice enough JBL headphones, I just wish the battery wouldn’t drain so fast when powered off. (Fig 1.)

They are comfortable, and I like how they swivel and fold to collapse into a smaller block to fit into a bag for traveling. That’s a super duper handy feature, and one I would likely require of a future purchase if these ever breakdown beyond repair. Not that I know of anywhere that would even fix a pair of headphones.

Off topic here for a sec: I have done 15 to 20 push ups every day except one in the last two weeks, and added in some air squats and sit ups to which I have noticed nothing. Ha! Muscle soreness for sure but little else. So I think that means I need to add a bit more into the mix. Nothing much for now, as I’d like to scout out an inexpensive gym once the kids go back to school in September. I prefer free weights to cardio, but I need a little of both because I am more pear shaped than ever now. Also our climbing schedule will get back on track in the fall so I should wait to see how that works into the mix. The climbing gym requires a 25 minute drive, whereas I’d like a local gym that’s 5-10 minutes to get into tops. I don’t want to be there for hours and hours each visit, but to do 15-20 minutes with weights would help out my bones and muscles quite a bit. CrossFit is out because it’s too expensive and I don’t want to compete, I just want to exercise more. Let’s see if we can make that happen for ourselves.

I’ve shifted over to more vegetables and fiber in my day to day meals, but that has caused me an increase in gas & bloating, which feels counter productive, but we’ll just continue on because that’s good for us regardless of the brass section following us to the bathroom throughout the day. Oh TMI WARNING, got there a little late with that one, just squeaked past. My bad. The snacking is on again, off again with success so that’s something I can work on before the fall. I’m not going to go in on any type of diet, but I will try to moderate portion sizes, and substitute fries for a salad far more often. Diets only work if that’s how you intend to live from here on out, so I’m better off making smarter food choices, and looking for slightly smaller amounts over time. I once wanted to get back down to 165 lbs, but I think that 180 lbs would be more suited to my current lifestyle and not all that different. Basically I want my pants and t-shirts to fit less snuggly, and not have such a pronounced mid section. Tell me these things the next time I see a donut or a bag of Doritos!

Shopping smarter helps too. If you don’t buy it, you can’t indulge in it! I guess that’s why they have cheat days because those cravings can really weigh you down otherwise. But enough about me.

Happy Friday. May you experience a glorious weekend ahead. Ciao Bella. Take care out there.

Oh my first red truck was a real piece of junk.

I recall more than one winter where the AC would turn on and not shut off from January to April for whatever reason. I would drive the 410, 403, and 407 with it being colder inside the can than it was outside. Thank the lords above for cloth seats, snow pants and neck rings otherwise I would have frozen solid during my commute. That and loud music and boisterous singing at the top of my lungs. The passenger side door latch didn’t work, and the tailgate latch stopped working within a year or two of my paying it off. I ran that truck until it was at best scrap. The break lines blew out on the 427 on ramp at least twice and I drove to work with no breaks in morning rush hour traffic. That was fun. The transmission was fubar’d and once it got hot and we crawled along in bump to bumper traffic it would catch and jump like I’d been rear ended, which was good for a laugh once you knew you hadn’t been hit. It was a giant pile of shit, but it was the first vehicle I ever went to a lot to pick out myself and purchase. My first actual car was a Suzuki Swift that was my dad’s, which my older brothers had used too. But they bought the Volkswagen bugg off my parents, and I bought the Swift. The firewall rotted out, same with the floorboards and I eventually drove it to the local scrap yard and left it behind. Carswhat a pocket cleaning, money vampire enterprise they are.

Ah yes my GMC Sierra SLT that I ran my landscaping business out of. This truck was many miles before it disintegrated. (Fig 1.)

Makes me wish we lived in Europe with the walkable lifestyle, and more temperate weather. I could do with a milder winter! Although not having snakes and bitey bugs is a solid trade off. I will grant you that.

If my calculations are correct it is now Thursday. I have been tasked with fixing some exterior deck steps, so before it rains and/or the bugs get worse I will go attend to that. Cheers!

Got me thinking about my Fair Entries…

Kids need to be kept busy, so what better time than now to start putting those crafty little minions on task with some Markham Fair entries. We’ve got glue guns, glue sticks, sparkles, glitter, construction paper, string, threat, plastic beads of all shapes and colours, rocks, paints and just about every colour marker under the sun. The only question we have is, will they stick with it long enough to complete anything, or have we just unleashed an eight hour day of nothing but crafting in place on the dining room table? Only time will tell.

Hump day is here! It’s Wednesday today the first Wednesday of the month. Is that special in any kind of way? No not really, but it does mean we are onto the back half of the year and running headlong into the fall. That means school starts, the Markham Fair, Thanksgiving, Halloween Haunt at Canada’s Wonderland, my wife’s break week, Halloween itself, all the way on through Christmas and New Years. It’s a straight shot to snow! Ha. Don’t wish it away, but the leaves are drying on the trees, and pretty soon the rains will come back just in time to make school runs a wet endeavour.

I came upstairs randomly singing a Christmas Carol yesterday morning, and I don’t know why. My eldest will turn twelve before the holidays and I wonder how much longer she will continue to have the child like wonder for the holiday season. Will it dissipate the closer she gets to being an actual teenager? Will it fizzle under the pressure of people a pre-teen? Will other kids in her peer group have “that” conversation about Santa and those kids talk about it with the rest of the class!?! I don’t know. I’m sad thinking about it. I personally enjoy their childlike delight in the holidays and don’t ever wish to see it diminished.

Well that turned dreary didn’t it? It’s sunny out. Early August. The kids are home for the last five weeks of summer vacation and are currently still crafting away at the table. I’ll enjoy what I’ve got while it lasts.

Oh Man it’s Tuesday!

Talk about losing your train of thought on the holiday Monday. I was expecting to see/do Monday morning things today and it’s actually Tuesday which runs on a separate schedule from the whole rest of the week, and I missed it. Damn. It’ll be two weeks before I can get the recycling out again because they came and went at 7:05 am by the looks of it. Oh well. My bad. I will just go back into the recycling bin and make certain I have broken every single box down to the thinnest it can be to make room for the next fourteen days worth of cardboard and packaging waste. Not my finest work. But forgivable given the circumstances I think. It’s rare that I miss an alarm to get our junk to the curb on time. Also, it helps if you turn the actual alarm on the night before instead of leaving it in the OFF position on your phone. Nice.

Anyway, here’s a photo of my eldest riding a single tube from yesterday.

We were able to ride rougher waters once she flipped to riding on her tummy on the tube. (Fig 1.)

All of our rock climbing has made it so that both of my kids can wakeboard and go tubing for longer periods of time without their hands and forearms going numb. I knew that climbing would be good for more than banged elbows and scraped shins!

I was rained on quite heavily yesterday while I waited for food at an event.

Luckily the steady rain I stood in was not as bad as the rain that I walked through to fetch the car once we were ready to leave because that short cloud burst was enough to soak me to my skin over a 600m walk, versus the thirty five minutes I spent standing in line for French fries and drinks that merely wetted my hair through my hat and sweater hood, but didn’t make it all the way down my back to my undies. I was not as chipper as I usually am during this rainy exchange with the outdoors. No indoor food options at the venue without driving out of town. Or more so from out of town and back in to town for food options that were inside brick & mortar buildings and in our of the rain. I drove to the Canadian Tire, and then to the Shell gas station in almost entirely wet clothes. It did not reach to my phone or wallet, a small blessing given we had 100 mm of rain before four pm, and another 100 mm from five o’clock until one in the morning. The rivers, ponds, lakes and tree stands are all full today! Cold water puddles up to your ankles. No need to water today. Possibly not tomorrow either. I did not take any photos of my cheery disposition. We are all glad that I chose not to do so.

Today, as far as I can tell is a holiday Monday in August. This is the middle of summer break 2026. The children get 10 weeks off this year, and do not start up again until September 8th. That’s one whole additional week in September off before the school year starts. Ask me if either of my kids has done any reading whatsoever in the preceding five weeks? Nope. Not a page. Oh mylanta! Could you imagine going that long without reading? I have read more accidental reading without my glasses in five blurry summer weeks by, than they have done purposefully.

Don’t even ask about bed times, sleep schedules and any other things of that nature. We do have a regular time table for swim lessons which we use to anchor the kids to a semi coherent day/week. Otherwise it would just be chaos. I know these kids, they would tend towards staying up later and later, and then trying to sleep through the day. That would be a huge mess to try and fix come the start of school. Praise be to small courtesies.

I put together a deck chair yesterday, and it still looks over cast outside my window, so I don’t really know what is on the books for this holiday Monday. I choose a lie in, and maybe a family movie. Or better yet pick up a book and do some quiet reading for an hour or two! That sounds divine. Cuddle blankets, a beverage and a book! Sign me up.

My recent culinary obsession, The Subway Steak & Bacon sandwich.

It’s not anything truly outstanding, or revolutionary, but with the right kind of spicy pepper jack cheese, and Bourbon BBQ sauce it’s a zinger of a lunch sandwich. I had two of them in British Columbia early on in July when we went west for a visit, and I’ve had two, possibly three more over the last three weeks since we’ve been back in Ontario. Now I realize a six inch, or a twelve inch sandwich isn’t entirely more healthy than a burger, but I’ve gotten kind of tired of McDonald’s, and Wendy’s. We don’t have a Burger King in town, nor an Arby’s so I can’t rotate those in or out to broaden the available options. If I had my choice I might still hope to put a Taco Bell somewhere nearby, but the likelihood of that happening are next to zero. But! We do have a Subway in town and I might just stop in there more frequently because using Doordash is way too expensive. I could have had two Subway subs for what I paid for one delivered. Mind you I was watching He-Man Masters of the Universe on Amazon Prime and didn’t want to drive across town to crush the craving I was having. I paid the idiot tax instead. It happens. Not often mind you, so I don’t beat myself up over it.

Steak & Bacon…Mm it’s a fine sandwich. (Fig 1.)

I say all this because I stopped in for a six inch Steak & Bacon Subway sandwich today and with lettuce, tomato, onions, and green peppers on a toasted Italian garlic cheese and herb bun , drizzled in their Bourbon BBQ sauce it was definitely the late lunch meal I was after. Shredded steak and bacon strips were ripe for the munching!

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A very rain soaked Sunday.

The tennis is on and it is pouring with rain outside. We are trying to decide if we are going to venture out into the weather to enjoy the Gem-boree.  It is taking more time than anticipated to sort out who is driving in which vehicle. The young children are boisterous, and the thought of riding with multiple squealing kids is unappealing. Welcome to a not so lazy Sunday.