“When I completed my…

Training back at the academy on Tourus station about thirty years ago this job used to be fun”. She mutters to herself aloud, while reaching for a fresh bulb of black coffee, sat on a little dispenser above her console. The heat from the instant bulb bringing feeling back into her clammy hands. Her remarks echoing off the empty banks of machines surrounding her station in the middle of the long cold room. Gilda, the air traffic controller on shift is hunched over a bank of displays watching a dizzying array of pale green blips jostle across several CRT tv screens all at arm’s length. It’s a slow moving dot matrix puzzle. Leaning away from the console, her feet firmly tucked into the padded stirrups underneath so that she won’t float out of position in the low gravity field she occupies, an audible crack emanates from her hunched spine. With a brief moan of relief Gilda leans back towards her console and the many thousands of cargo vessels she is responsible for keeping track of.

“I can’t believe that when I started I only had to follow three vessels! Three!” She barks in a hoarse laughter. The righteous indignation present in her commanding voice. Looking at the cavernous space around her console with a sweeping glance, like she used to do when it was full of other people. Back when she could catch another’s eye, and they could both enjoy one another’s plight within the Company. “Then the company decided it was too expensive to assign individual ships to a traffic controller as a parcel, they moved over to one controller one entire route.” Gilda loves to talk out loud, because there is nobody to hear her, so she has gotten pretty good at delivering her daily diatribe with gusto. With her best performative gestures she continues. “Now back then, routes might have had only ten or twelve ships flying the same path, just days apart. The work load for us got harder, for sure, but it was manageable” she pouts. Gilda loves to bemoan the state of her job now that much of what she was trained to do has become automated.

Her role was to know where every ship was under her care. That far flung planet in desperate need of parts or it will collapse, yeah they’d ping Gilda, and she’d know where on the route the vessel was within seconds. If they’d taken evasive maneuvers, she’d know and would log it, and all parties would be notified same day. But with the consolidation of traffic controllers, and the expansion of traffic she personally had to watch, that role got pushed onto automation. Now the Company has a separate system that gets pinged, and if the same vessel names comes up time and again, even if it’s for different reasons, as soon as one question about it gets answered the Company system deletes all tickets regarding further questions about said vessel. It’s great for throughout stats, but terrible if you have multiple things you needed to know, or communicate. But that’s Company life, right. Somebody gets a bonus for tickets logged, they just say that all queries were completed. One answer fits all folks!

It’s also the reason why all earth ships have these long ridiculous sounding names, so that no two get mixed up. Pretty hard to get two with the same name when the cargo vessels get called “Clarice with the sheeps” or “Edgar, Allen and Poe” or something truly weird like “The Pauly Shore Wheezing of the Juice“. Absolutely bizarre names. Very distinct monikers that meant when a ship got pinged for its whereabouts, or a status update, the answer that came back, promptly at that, was correct. It virtually eliminated transposed numbers or letters for ship names. Hard to believe but back in the day they used just VIN numbers to identity ships. Who cares if eights, A’s, and zeros or O’s look the same on these CRT tv screens. That was when we tried to be all covert about shipping and shit. Lots of folks died because of that. Like, a lot a lot. Planets sunk into civil wars because they were given information in error about a ship not even in their system. A truly terrible time to be alive. A whole colony gone to war killing themselves over scarce resources, just to have the usual ship show up ten days later and 95% of the colony dead, or dying. It was a mess. I’m sure some one still got their bonuses though, right.

But today with the longer names, that doesn’t happen. Instead we have air traffic controller burn out. We have corporate greed to thank for that Gilda mutters to the vast but empty room. It’s not entirely silent in the cavernous expanse she calls operations. It’s one of six spaces on this far flung station orbiting some random gas giant, about four hundred meters across, and six hundred deep. What used to be filled by three overlapping eight hour shifts worth of people, is now jammed up with server banks, cold blinking lights, squeaky exhaust fans, the trickle from water cooling towers, and row upon row of dials, switches and toggles. None of which Gilda knows how to service, or maintain. Now for shift three, it is just her. She’s paid to watch multiple screens full of slow moving pale green dots. Every few seconds those blips move just a hair. It’s her job to notice if one of those blips should wink out. That means death. Total annihilation of a vessel. Black box with virtually indestructible transponder gone up in flames. Unlikely, but it happens. If an engine gets punctured, or a seal breaks and the living, breathing, volatility of a dead star erupts from out of containment, it’s a sure fire way to eliminate an entire cargo vessel, the occupants, contents and engine contained within.

Now we humans like to think of engines as merely machinery with moving parts that can be switched on and off at will. But with the size and complexity of these cargo vessels traveling billions of miles round trip month after month, they are a little unwieldy. You don’t just shut down an entire ship. Once you light an engine and trap all that energy, it stays on until its ultimate heat death from machine failure, decades or possibly centuries after it was awoken. The rigmarole the Company has to go through in order to create a new vessel these days in non trivial. It’s akin to directing the energy from a dying star into a containment space no larger than a couples transport berth on Tourus station. The action it takes to bring a ship to life is positively cataclysmic. So more often than not Gilda, and the few others left that do her job on alternate shifts have only ever seen ships data wink out of existence. Not once have they ever seen a presumed dead ship turn back on. That is, until just now.

“What the fuck?” Gilda exclaims in shock. Her hands flying across her console. With a few button presses she hits record on the displays, and rolls back the counter for the clock, and loops it to repeat over and over again. A capture of just a few seconds of screen time. Gilda transfers the few moments of display data over to the Company archives for further investigation. An until now unheard of event, right there, bottom left corner of her display, a lone pale green blip, that was once empty space one second, is a new vibrant green dot. Blinking life where there was only emptiness a moment ago.

Inside the vast array of data banks a previously scrubbed name sets off all sorts of alarms. This data gets shunted immediately to a private data center while the previously heavily redacted name “The Dirty Starling” flashes urgently. All hell breaks loose.

GHOST OF THE DIRTY STARLING: REBIRTH.  Part 1

**Stay tuned for more adventures in the interconnected space short stories universe of The Dirty Starling.**

The Urn Build : Finale Episode… sort of.

I have finally managed to get all three pieces built, sanded up to 800 grit, and now it has one coat of clear coat on it that has been buffed to a higher than usual (for me) sheen. I have it drying in the garage, where it can spend the next 36 hours off gassing before I hand it off. All that is left to add are the tiny rubber feet for the bottom, so as not to scuff the surface where it will reside.

I added one tiny step, by using a blow torch to add some colour, and visual texture to the central column. I am glad I did a test burn on some scrap red Oak, so that I could change my plan up a bit mid stream to work on the central column and not the cap/case topper. A darker base makes it feel more grounded, and less visually monotone. The grain pops with the Osmo finish I used, so it looks pretty sharp. I do like how the blue felt looks against the red/tan tones of the red oak. I could have gone a bit more fancy, by using dove tails or a box joint for the central column, but the butt joints are sturdy. So C’est la vie.

I will need to blow off the felt with my compressor to get rid of the dust, and add four feet, then it’s off to the future resident. Tick that one off the to-do list!

No finish, but assembled.
Lid off central column with tray still inside.
Lid, central column and removable tray.
All three pieces with clear coat finish applied.

Needs a touch more clean up, and out the door it goes! Happy Easter weekend everybody!

Having trouble visualizing the headspace I need

to be in in order to write creatively at the moment. I have a couple of one off short stories rolling about in my head but I can’t seem to get them out on paper. I mean, sure I’ve done a very brief point form outline, but that’s not helping me find the voice of either set of characters. I have had a few spells of just plain day dreaming where I have thought up something fun, but then just couldn’t get it to come to life. Which is irritating to say the least, but at least I am not where I was a few months ago where I had no ideas at all. Here I was thinking that after I had published my book of short stories back in March, that I would wile away my time adding a couple thousand words more in the time I had before me. But besides three of four small posts here I haven’t written anything at all. I will amend my list of outstanding short stories as ideas come to me, and I hope that I will soon be able to work towards fleshing them out properly in my own idiosyncratic style.

Actually here I’ll just tell you what sort of short stories I have in my bag which I want to write out. I do usually tend towards micro short stories of about five hundred words or so, but if it really grabs me, I have been known to add on additional stories in that line of thinking. Sometimes there are multiple peoples perspectives in the same event, or just different people on the same side of a conflict having wholly different experiences. So the next three stories I intend to write revolve around the creation of the first AI in my interconnected space stories series, which revolves around a character named Kelvin, whom you may recall had a whole portion of my book; The Chronicles of Kelvin. I like him, he’s an interesting guy that has done some pretty weird shit. He’s also comfortable alone, much like myself. Now that story line could have one long but sort of abridged last chapter, or could be broken down like I have in my outline into five meaty chunks. But, you know, sometimes my eyes are bigger than my fingers and I can’t possible write interesting, character driven stories with that many chapters right out of the gate. I’ll have to build up to that, if I ever get a head of steam in me. The second story involves a father and his young daughter, where they are playing out of doors, in a forest, and the young girl is regaling her father with stories of mystical whimsy from her imagination, but the father is transcribing them and adding in all the sorts of details young kids leave out of their stories, but then she gets bored and he’s absolutely hooked, and she looses her train of thought in the middle of this fantasy of epic proportions (due to a vivid childhood imagination unencumbered by things like, logic, physics & linear thinking) and the father goes mental trying to tie it all together in the end. Which is a sentiment I understand completely. The third story is more anecdotal about one of many situations brought about by having Crohn’s Disease. It has a comedic bent to it, because how can you not when you are dealing with such a shitty topic. Ha. That’s all for ranting and whining right now. I’m off to get blood work done at the lab, so stay safe, and have a great autumn season.

THE COMPANY : A Series Of Interconnected Short Stories

Found here are the titles for each of the twenty one chapters (or self contained sections) of [The Company: A Series of interconnected short stories] BOOK ONE. If you like these, you can comment and I’ll send you the entire BOOK TWO as a pdf, for free.

  1. “You know what I love the most about being out here?… (613 words)
  2. “Hey, we’ve got an alarm here, main bus three, now four’s on the blink too, five and six… (1410 words)
  3. “Welcome aboard the Non Sequitur capsule, flight commander… (1094 words)
  4. It’s strange, the things you come to miss while out here… (1492 words)
  5. “Hey, Dougie, wake up!, Somebody’s called in sick and I need another able bodied mechanic for the… (2527 words)
  6. “Yo, Daryl, you’ve been summoned.” (1597 words)
  7. “What do you remember about the accident out there, anything you can give us… (1433 words)
  8. “Good evening everyone, welcome to orientation!” (3248 words)
  9. Pulling up the lane way to the massive Company induction office… (973 words)
  10. I can’t believe I’m sitting here, cowering in my room like a god damn child… (2249 words)
  11. “Do you have any idea how much these treatments are going to run The Company!”… (1622 words)
  12. “What is it you said you guys do again?”… (1003 words)
  13. “Dude… don’t lump me in with THAT fucking Martian… (1065 words)
  14. “Rolling in five, four, three, two…” (1520 words)
  15. When they told me I had been selected for the maiden voyage of… (2421 words)
  16. The official report on the events surrounding the launch of Margot’s Fever. (2190 words)
  17. “And now – for the exciting conclusion to…” (1480 words)
  18. What an insufferable lot of twats these people are… (3813 words)
  19. “I heard you the first time… (944 words)
  20. In the dead silence of my jumpsuit, the heavy rush of blood pumping… (1631 words)
  21. “Some jobs are hard no matter where you work… (2789 words)

**Possibly more entries for this line of adventure to come later on this year.

You can also find various other micro short stories in the archives that aren’t set in space. If this is helpful, then I will also gather my other short story links together.

Got me thinking about my Fair Entries…

Kids need to be kept busy, so what better time than now to start putting those crafty little minions on task with some Markham Fair entries. We’ve got glue guns, glue sticks, sparkles, glitter, construction paper, string, threat, plastic beads of all shapes and colours, rocks, paints and just about every colour marker under the sun. The only question we have is, will they stick with it long enough to complete anything, or have we just unleashed an eight hour day of nothing but crafting in place on the dining room table? Only time will tell.

Hump day is here! It’s Wednesday today the first Wednesday of the month. Is that special in any kind of way? No not really, but it does mean we are onto the back half of the year and running headlong into the fall. That means school starts, the Markham Fair, Thanksgiving, Halloween Haunt at Canada’s Wonderland, my wife’s break week, Halloween itself, all the way on through Christmas and New Years. It’s a straight shot to snow! Ha. Don’t wish it away, but the leaves are drying on the trees, and pretty soon the rains will come back just in time to make school runs a wet endeavour.

I came upstairs randomly singing a Christmas Carol yesterday morning, and I don’t know why. My eldest will turn twelve before the holidays and I wonder how much longer she will continue to have the child like wonder for the holiday season. Will it dissipate the closer she gets to being an actual teenager? Will it fizzle under the pressure of people a pre-teen? Will other kids in her peer group have “that” conversation about Santa and those kids talk about it with the rest of the class!?! I don’t know. I’m sad thinking about it. I personally enjoy their childlike delight in the holidays and don’t ever wish to see it diminished.

Well that turned dreary didn’t it? It’s sunny out. Early August. The kids are home for the last five weeks of summer vacation and are currently still crafting away at the table. I’ll enjoy what I’ve got while it lasts.

Oh Man it’s Tuesday!

Talk about losing your train of thought on the holiday Monday. I was expecting to see/do Monday morning things today and it’s actually Tuesday which runs on a separate schedule from the whole rest of the week, and I missed it. Damn. It’ll be two weeks before I can get the recycling out again because they came and went at 7:05 am by the looks of it. Oh well. My bad. I will just go back into the recycling bin and make certain I have broken every single box down to the thinnest it can be to make room for the next fourteen days worth of cardboard and packaging waste. Not my finest work. But forgivable given the circumstances I think. It’s rare that I miss an alarm to get our junk to the curb on time. Also, it helps if you turn the actual alarm on the night before instead of leaving it in the OFF position on your phone. Nice.

Anyway, here’s a photo of my eldest riding a single tube from yesterday.

We were able to ride rougher waters once she flipped to riding on her tummy on the tube. (Fig 1.)

All of our rock climbing has made it so that both of my kids can wakeboard and go tubing for longer periods of time without their hands and forearms going numb. I knew that climbing would be good for more than banged elbows and scraped shins!

I was rained on quite heavily yesterday while I waited for food at an event.

Luckily the steady rain I stood in was not as bad as the rain that I walked through to fetch the car once we were ready to leave because that short cloud burst was enough to soak me to my skin over a 600m walk, versus the thirty five minutes I spent standing in line for French fries and drinks that merely wetted my hair through my hat and sweater hood, but didn’t make it all the way down my back to my undies. I was not as chipper as I usually am during this rainy exchange with the outdoors. No indoor food options at the venue without driving out of town. Or more so from out of town and back in to town for food options that were inside brick & mortar buildings and in our of the rain. I drove to the Canadian Tire, and then to the Shell gas station in almost entirely wet clothes. It did not reach to my phone or wallet, a small blessing given we had 100 mm of rain before four pm, and another 100 mm from five o’clock until one in the morning. The rivers, ponds, lakes and tree stands are all full today! Cold water puddles up to your ankles. No need to water today. Possibly not tomorrow either. I did not take any photos of my cheery disposition. We are all glad that I chose not to do so.

Today, as far as I can tell is a holiday Monday in August. This is the middle of summer break 2026. The children get 10 weeks off this year, and do not start up again until September 8th. That’s one whole additional week in September off before the school year starts. Ask me if either of my kids has done any reading whatsoever in the preceding five weeks? Nope. Not a page. Oh mylanta! Could you imagine going that long without reading? I have read more accidental reading without my glasses in five blurry summer weeks by, than they have done purposefully.

Don’t even ask about bed times, sleep schedules and any other things of that nature. We do have a regular time table for swim lessons which we use to anchor the kids to a semi coherent day/week. Otherwise it would just be chaos. I know these kids, they would tend towards staying up later and later, and then trying to sleep through the day. That would be a huge mess to try and fix come the start of school. Praise be to small courtesies.

I put together a deck chair yesterday, and it still looks over cast outside my window, so I don’t really know what is on the books for this holiday Monday. I choose a lie in, and maybe a family movie. Or better yet pick up a book and do some quiet reading for an hour or two! That sounds divine. Cuddle blankets, a beverage and a book! Sign me up.

My recent culinary obsession, The Subway Steak & Bacon sandwich.

It’s not anything truly outstanding, or revolutionary, but with the right kind of spicy pepper jack cheese, and Bourbon BBQ sauce it’s a zinger of a lunch sandwich. I had two of them in British Columbia early on in July when we went west for a visit, and I’ve had two, possibly three more over the last three weeks since we’ve been back in Ontario. Now I realize a six inch, or a twelve inch sandwich isn’t entirely more healthy than a burger, but I’ve gotten kind of tired of McDonald’s, and Wendy’s. We don’t have a Burger King in town, nor an Arby’s so I can’t rotate those in or out to broaden the available options. If I had my choice I might still hope to put a Taco Bell somewhere nearby, but the likelihood of that happening are next to zero. But! We do have a Subway in town and I might just stop in there more frequently because using Doordash is way too expensive. I could have had two Subway subs for what I paid for one delivered. Mind you I was watching He-Man Masters of the Universe on Amazon Prime and didn’t want to drive across town to crush the craving I was having. I paid the idiot tax instead. It happens. Not often mind you, so I don’t beat myself up over it.

Steak & Bacon…Mm it’s a fine sandwich. (Fig 1.)

I say all this because I stopped in for a six inch Steak & Bacon Subway sandwich today and with lettuce, tomato, onions, and green peppers on a toasted Italian garlic cheese and herb bun , drizzled in their Bourbon BBQ sauce it was definitely the late lunch meal I was after. Shredded steak and bacon strips were ripe for the munching!

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A very rain soaked Sunday.

The tennis is on and it is pouring with rain outside. We are trying to decide if we are going to venture out into the weather to enjoy the Gem-boree.  It is taking more time than anticipated to sort out who is driving in which vehicle. The young children are boisterous, and the thought of riding with multiple squealing kids is unappealing. Welcome to a not so lazy Sunday.

The second or third time I had my hearing “fixed”…

I woke up very early in the evening after the tubes were implanted in my ears to the racket that was birds squawking outside my window. I cried because I could hear it, and also because it was now so loud it broke me out of my anesthetic enhanced sleep. God’s be damned those birds were loud. Which reminds me, I need to see the hearing doctor to find out about a hearing aid or something because I know my hearing is getting worse and worse with each passing year. I hate the telephone, and by God if I interact with any one with any sort of accent I’m left completely in the dark. Don’t get upset if I ask you to repeat yourself three or four times each time you speak. I prefer written instructions with a potential spoken follow-up.  Speech to text on zoom calls or Google meets has been pretty awesome. Same with closed captioning, I have that shit on on just about every single streaming service I run. Thank you very much.

That just randomly popped into my head. Hope you have a restful long weekend. Welcome to Saturday. Also hearing loss sucks, get checked. I am increasingly finding I have auditory hallucinations of beeping phones, footsteps, and all manner of things. Not a fan. Take care of yourselves.

The second best July numbers ever.

Hard to beat last year’s 2,010 views in the month of July, because one single day did 1,500 views worth of activity out of Germany and I still have no idea why. But this July has done 1,030 views or more just from a steady stream of people dropping by to poke around and read new posts, old posts, download my books or portfolio pdf, and to peruse the archival stuff. It’s pretty cool. I do not know if I’m building my own audience or if it’s due to my posting every day and getting some kind of algorithmic help on the WordPress reader. Like I said, I don’t know, but it’s still pretty neat! I’ll take all the help I can, because in an offhand way it adds a tiny bit of Umph! to my day.  Who wouldn’t want a free helping hand and a slight boost to their morale each week? By now those whole writing schtick is an actual ingrained habit. I make time for it, the same as I would for eating, sleeping, and using the facilities.

I hope I’m not too dull? I am no extreme games adrenalin junkie. I discuss my Domestic Duties Mondays as a regular topic. Where we clean my house, and do loads of laundry, and tackle the dishes all during the regular school year. Or we discuss the weather at length and my philosophy regarding lawn care. As long as it’s evenly cut, I don’t much care after that! Ha! I do photo editorials about hand splitting wood in the fall with my two axes and a hookaroon, not to mention I discuss the Markham Fair quite a bit too.

You can go through my posts from previous years and watch me cycle through the seasons and topics fairly regularly. When it’s cold out, I talk more about sculpting, and miniatures painting, playing the guitar and/or bass and I might even throw in some creative writing. I hate the cold. Where we live in southern Ontario we can enter winter on November first and not leave it behind until May first. So I have lots of time for indoor hobbies, like my resin model kit build. I have far too many hobbies.

Some times during the winter I break out my illustrated children’s book and work on that for a little bit. I started that when my eldest was three or four, so that’s been going on for nearly eight years now. I have no urgency with it it seems. In milder temperatures I find my way into my wood shop and I make furniture building posts on this blog too. Some episodes are a real hoot. I cover a lot of ground by being both scatterbrained and methodically boring and process driven. Perhaps I’m bipolar? Who knows at this point.

Sometimes I stumble across a situation that causes me to become deeply introspective, where I try to piece together elements from my past that enlighten me as to why I react the way I do to certain external stimuli. Or I try to write out the longest train of thought absurdities that I can in an effort to mock those in power around me, and have a good chuckle about it all. Beats crying.

Anyway, it is now the Friday of a long weekend and the weekend itself calls for heavy rain and thunderstorms. Such luck! Always on the weekends, am I right? Glad for the rain though. We all need some rain.

Oh yeah, and if my kids do something goofy enough I might even write a whole rant about parenting while working from home. That’s always good for a relatable laugh or two. This year the best thing I did was write about my trying to achieve weight loss. That resonated quite well. I am still a rotund pear shaped middle aged man, but it’s on my mind, and I am trying to add healthy habits to my day that mirrors all this writing. Mostly by way of push ups, squats, drinking more water, dog walks, and far fewer snacks. The scale has not changed as of yet. But bear with me!

Fin.

Take a moment for yourself.

Those overstuffed seats on the pontoon boat are a great spot for a nap (Fig 1.)

My spouse and children love the cottage with all their hearts, it is their happy place. For me, I just feel like a guest and I don’t ultimately feel that relaxed up there. I’d much rather be home with my hobbies and tools, and my friends. But, I can get a pretty good night’s sleep at the cottage, not only that I can take a mean nap in the back of the pontoon boat if everybody else is swimming in the lake after the kids do some water sports. So that’s pretty great. I like that the kids love the cottage, it’s something special that they’ve grown up with that I didn’t have. To them it’s normal, and pretty great. I love that for them. It’s not my personal favourite but I can get along and find the charm in it. I can see why they love it so much.

It is Thursday now, with the long weekend looming. That means fireworks out with all the mosquitoes at dusk, which as of late runs about nine, nine thirty or so. Best find the bug zappers, Off! Bug spray, long pants and long sleeved shirts to minimize the bites, welts, and itching that lasts for weeks afterward. Love me some fireworks, hate the bug bites that follow from being outdoors during the summer season.

As we move into August summer break 2026 is officially half way done, well sort of but not quite. The kids don’t go back to school until September 8th this year, so we still have a full five weeks left of the nine available. Those dog days of summer are encroaching on us all! The hottest, most humid section of the summer is always hidden within August. The driest portion of the year is about to happen to us — again. Pray for my wee little fruit trees. It won’t be long before they’ve shed their leaves and turned down for the fall.

Well I have paid work to get to, I best be on my way. May the cottage visits be safe & fun this year for everybody. Remember if you take friends out, you’re responsibly to bring them back in with you, no exceptions.

Mid week check-in

How are we all feeling at this point in the last week of July? The month itself has gone roaring by at break neck speed so I just wanted to round everybody up and see where we are at? All good, yes? No? Does anybody have any concerns about what they should be doing? Does anybody need an guidance on our current deliverables with key stakeholders? Ok, ok… I can’t bear any more corporate jargon than that right this second. So I’m going to get back to work, and enjoy this mild but breezy day while it lasts.

The sunflowers are doing well.

Random sunflower that popped up from dropped seeds from last year. (Fig 1.)

The farm sees swarms of hundreds of Blue Jays that come by to nibble upon the rows of sunflowers my BIL grows all around the property. Occasionally those birds drop seeds in random spots that don’t get snatched up by other birds or critters and we get these gigantic lone sunflowers all over the place. This one is on track to hit seven or eight feet tall by the time the bloom actually makes an appearance. It dwarfs the dahlias that are growing in rows behind it. There are six more across the lane in a different bed, and the fields all have single stands of them every so often.

The front laneway has a couple hundred planted and just starting to show up above ground now. When you add in all the colourful mixes of maise / corn and the apple trees that will become a very picturesque spot for snapping photos. That is provided the flowers do better than the weeds.

Hello Tuesday!