What a pleasant surprise.

Yesterday I was met with the news that a corporate intern was heading back to university and that our time working together was at an end. A pretty common experience if you deal with larger clients that have post secondary education links in the community. But what set this apart was a particularly kind letter that outlined how much easier it made her life to work with me over the last four months. The contents of the email are written below, with permission;

Hi Mark,
As my internship comes to an end, I wanted to take a moment to thank you for all your support over the past few months.
It was a pleasure working with you on various creative projects throughout the summer. One thing I always appreciated was your incredible speed and flexibility. No matter how tight the timeline or how many revisions came up, you were always willing to jump in, adapt quickly, and help us find a solution. Your responsiveness made a huge difference, especially on projects that required quick turnarounds.
Beyond delivering great work, you were always easy to work with and brought a positive attitude to every interaction. It made even the most urgent projects feel manageable.
Thank you for all the time, effort, and creativity you contributed to the projects we worked on together. I learned a lot from seeing how efficiently and professionally you approached your work, and I’m grateful for the opportunity to have collaborated with you.
Wishing you all the best and thank you again for helping make my internship experience such a positive one.
Warm regards,
Archisha

Archisha Mishra
Marketing Intern

Oddly enough this isn’t the first such email I have received of this nature, but I won’t post the others as they are years out of date. Ha! But the sentiment stands, and I’m proud of that, even if I toot my own horn. What a gracious way to spend the 100th day of the secondary achievement streak from JetPack, and day 862 of my overall latest writing streak for this blog.

A huge welcome to Thursday. Lots going on today. Spouse returns to work in a matter of minutes. Eldest daughter has a proper hair appointment today with Grandma, for her return to class ten days time. I’m waiting on approvals to send some client files off, and have some groceries to put away, and general house cleaning to do. The dog, well… He has his standing date at the farm for a walk with his girlfriend so he’s covered for the day too.

Either it is extremely dewy this morning or we had rain last night. One way or the other it looks pretty damp outside. Green growing grass to match my happy mood.

Great day to you all out there in the whole wide world. May your working experience be as pleasant as possible.

“When I completed my…

Training back at the academy on Tourus station about thirty years ago this job used to be fun”. She mutters to herself aloud, while reaching for a fresh bulb of black coffee, sat on a little dispenser above her console. The heat from the instant bulb bringing feeling back into her clammy hands. Her remarks echoing off the empty banks of machines surrounding her station in the middle of the long cold room. Gilda, the air traffic controller on shift is hunched over a bank of displays watching a dizzying array of pale green blips jostle across several CRT tv screens all at arm’s length. It’s a slow moving dot matrix puzzle. Leaning away from the console, her feet firmly tucked into the padded stirrups underneath so that she won’t float out of position in the low gravity field she occupies, an audible crack emanates from her hunched spine. With a brief moan of relief Gilda leans back towards her console and the many thousands of cargo vessels she is responsible for keeping track of.

“I can’t believe that when I started I only had to follow three vessels! Three!” She barks in a hoarse laughter. The righteous indignation present in her commanding voice. Looking at the cavernous space around her console with a sweeping glance, like she used to do when it was full of other people. Back when she could catch another’s eye, and they could both enjoy one another’s plight within the Company. “Then the company decided it was too expensive to assign individual ships to a traffic controller as a parcel, they moved over to one controller one entire route.” Gilda loves to talk out loud, because there is nobody to hear her, so she has gotten pretty good at delivering her daily diatribe with gusto. With her best performative gestures she continues. “Now back then, routes might have had only ten or twelve ships flying the same path, just days apart. The work load for us got harder, for sure, but it was manageable” she pouts. Gilda loves to bemoan the state of her job now that much of what she was trained to do has become automated.

Her role was to know where every ship was under her care. That far flung planet in desperate need of parts or it will collapse, yeah they’d ping Gilda, and she’d know where on the route the vessel was within seconds. If they’d taken evasive maneuvers, she’d know and would log it, and all parties would be notified same day. But with the consolidation of traffic controllers, and the expansion of traffic she personally had to watch, that role got pushed onto automation. Now the Company has a separate system that gets pinged, and if the same vessel names comes up time and again, even if it’s for different reasons, as soon as one question about it gets answered the Company system deletes all tickets regarding further questions about said vessel. It’s great for throughout stats, but terrible if you have multiple things you needed to know, or communicate. But that’s Company life, right. Somebody gets a bonus for tickets logged, they just say that all queries were completed. One answer fits all folks!

It’s also the reason why all earth ships have these long ridiculous sounding names, so that no two get mixed up. Pretty hard to get two with the same name when the cargo vessels get called “Clarice with the sheeps” or “Edgar, Allen and Poe” or something truly weird like “The Pauly Shore Wheezing of the Juice“. Absolutely bizarre names. Very distinct monikers that meant when a ship got pinged for its whereabouts, or a status update, the answer that came back, promptly at that, was correct. It virtually eliminated transposed numbers or letters for ship names. Hard to believe but back in the day they used just VIN numbers to identity ships. Who cares if eights, A’s, and zeros or O’s look the same on these CRT tv screens. That was when we tried to be all covert about shipping and shit. Lots of folks died because of that. Like, a lot a lot. Planets sunk into civil wars because they were given information in error about a ship not even in their system. A truly terrible time to be alive. A whole colony gone to war killing themselves over scarce resources, just to have the usual ship show up ten days later and 95% of the colony dead, or dying. It was a mess. I’m sure some one still got their bonuses though, right.

But today with the longer names, that doesn’t happen. Instead we have air traffic controller burn out. We have corporate greed to thank for that Gilda mutters to the vast but empty room. It’s not entirely silent in the cavernous expanse she calls operations. It’s one of six spaces on this far flung station orbiting some random gas giant, about four hundred meters across, and six hundred deep. What used to be filled by three overlapping eight hour shifts worth of people, is now jammed up with server banks, cold blinking lights, squeaky exhaust fans, the trickle from water cooling towers, and row upon row of dials, switches and toggles. None of which Gilda knows how to service, or maintain. Now for shift three, it is just her. She’s paid to watch multiple screens full of slow moving pale green dots. Every few seconds those blips move just a hair. It’s her job to notice if one of those blips should wink out. That means death. Total annihilation of a vessel. Black box with virtually indestructible transponder gone up in flames. Unlikely, but it happens. If an engine gets punctured, or a seal breaks and the living, breathing, volatility of a dead star erupts from out of containment, it’s a sure fire way to eliminate an entire cargo vessel, the occupants, contents and engine contained within.

Now we humans like to think of engines as merely machinery with moving parts that can be switched on and off at will. But with the size and complexity of these cargo vessels traveling billions of miles round trip month after month, they are a little unwieldy. You don’t just shut down an entire ship. Once you light an engine and trap all that energy, it stays on until its ultimate heat death from machine failure, decades or possibly centuries after it was awoken. The rigmarole the Company has to go through in order to create a new vessel these days in non trivial. It’s akin to directing the energy from a dying star into a containment space no larger than a couples transport berth on Tourus station. The action it takes to bring a ship to life is positively cataclysmic. So more often than not Gilda, and the few others left that do her job on alternate shifts have only ever seen ships data wink out of existence. Not once have they ever seen a presumed dead ship turn back on. That is, until just now.

“What the fuck?” Gilda exclaims in shock. Her hands flying across her console. With a few button presses she hits record on the displays, and rolls back the counter for the clock, and loops it to repeat over and over again. A capture of just a few seconds of screen time. Gilda transfers the few moments of display data over to the Company archives for further investigation. An until now unheard of event, right there, bottom left corner of her display, a lone pale green blip, that was once empty space one second, is a new vibrant green dot. Blinking life where there was only emptiness a moment ago.

Inside the vast array of data banks a previously scrubbed name sets off all sorts of alarms. This data gets shunted immediately to a private data center while the previously heavily redacted name “The Dirty Starling” flashes urgently. All hell breaks loose.

GHOST OF THE DIRTY STARLING: REBIRTH.  Part 1

**Stay tuned for more adventures in the interconnected space short stories universe of The Dirty Starling.**

The Urn Build : Finale Episode… sort of.

I have finally managed to get all three pieces built, sanded up to 800 grit, and now it has one coat of clear coat on it that has been buffed to a higher than usual (for me) sheen. I have it drying in the garage, where it can spend the next 36 hours off gassing before I hand it off. All that is left to add are the tiny rubber feet for the bottom, so as not to scuff the surface where it will reside.

I added one tiny step, by using a blow torch to add some colour, and visual texture to the central column. I am glad I did a test burn on some scrap red Oak, so that I could change my plan up a bit mid stream to work on the central column and not the cap/case topper. A darker base makes it feel more grounded, and less visually monotone. The grain pops with the Osmo finish I used, so it looks pretty sharp. I do like how the blue felt looks against the red/tan tones of the red oak. I could have gone a bit more fancy, by using dove tails or a box joint for the central column, but the butt joints are sturdy. So C’est la vie.

I will need to blow off the felt with my compressor to get rid of the dust, and add four feet, then it’s off to the future resident. Tick that one off the to-do list!

No finish, but assembled.
Lid off central column with tray still inside.
Lid, central column and removable tray.
All three pieces with clear coat finish applied.

Needs a touch more clean up, and out the door it goes! Happy Easter weekend everybody!

Having trouble visualizing the headspace I need

to be in in order to write creatively at the moment. I have a couple of one off short stories rolling about in my head but I can’t seem to get them out on paper. I mean, sure I’ve done a very brief point form outline, but that’s not helping me find the voice of either set of characters. I have had a few spells of just plain day dreaming where I have thought up something fun, but then just couldn’t get it to come to life. Which is irritating to say the least, but at least I am not where I was a few months ago where I had no ideas at all. Here I was thinking that after I had published my book of short stories back in March, that I would wile away my time adding a couple thousand words more in the time I had before me. But besides three of four small posts here I haven’t written anything at all. I will amend my list of outstanding short stories as ideas come to me, and I hope that I will soon be able to work towards fleshing them out properly in my own idiosyncratic style.

Actually here I’ll just tell you what sort of short stories I have in my bag which I want to write out. I do usually tend towards micro short stories of about five hundred words or so, but if it really grabs me, I have been known to add on additional stories in that line of thinking. Sometimes there are multiple peoples perspectives in the same event, or just different people on the same side of a conflict having wholly different experiences. So the next three stories I intend to write revolve around the creation of the first AI in my interconnected space stories series, which revolves around a character named Kelvin, whom you may recall had a whole portion of my book; The Chronicles of Kelvin. I like him, he’s an interesting guy that has done some pretty weird shit. He’s also comfortable alone, much like myself. Now that story line could have one long but sort of abridged last chapter, or could be broken down like I have in my outline into five meaty chunks. But, you know, sometimes my eyes are bigger than my fingers and I can’t possible write interesting, character driven stories with that many chapters right out of the gate. I’ll have to build up to that, if I ever get a head of steam in me. The second story involves a father and his young daughter, where they are playing out of doors, in a forest, and the young girl is regaling her father with stories of mystical whimsy from her imagination, but the father is transcribing them and adding in all the sorts of details young kids leave out of their stories, but then she gets bored and he’s absolutely hooked, and she looses her train of thought in the middle of this fantasy of epic proportions (due to a vivid childhood imagination unencumbered by things like, logic, physics & linear thinking) and the father goes mental trying to tie it all together in the end. Which is a sentiment I understand completely. The third story is more anecdotal about one of many situations brought about by having Crohn’s Disease. It has a comedic bent to it, because how can you not when you are dealing with such a shitty topic. Ha. That’s all for ranting and whining right now. I’m off to get blood work done at the lab, so stay safe, and have a great autumn season.

THE COMPANY : A Series Of Interconnected Short Stories

Found here are the titles for each of the twenty one chapters (or self contained sections) of [The Company: A Series of interconnected short stories] BOOK ONE. If you like these, you can comment and I’ll send you the entire BOOK TWO as a pdf, for free.

  1. “You know what I love the most about being out here?… (613 words)
  2. “Hey, we’ve got an alarm here, main bus three, now four’s on the blink too, five and six… (1410 words)
  3. “Welcome aboard the Non Sequitur capsule, flight commander… (1094 words)
  4. It’s strange, the things you come to miss while out here… (1492 words)
  5. “Hey, Dougie, wake up!, Somebody’s called in sick and I need another able bodied mechanic for the… (2527 words)
  6. “Yo, Daryl, you’ve been summoned.” (1597 words)
  7. “What do you remember about the accident out there, anything you can give us… (1433 words)
  8. “Good evening everyone, welcome to orientation!” (3248 words)
  9. Pulling up the lane way to the massive Company induction office… (973 words)
  10. I can’t believe I’m sitting here, cowering in my room like a god damn child… (2249 words)
  11. “Do you have any idea how much these treatments are going to run The Company!”… (1622 words)
  12. “What is it you said you guys do again?”… (1003 words)
  13. “Dude… don’t lump me in with THAT fucking Martian… (1065 words)
  14. “Rolling in five, four, three, two…” (1520 words)
  15. When they told me I had been selected for the maiden voyage of… (2421 words)
  16. The official report on the events surrounding the launch of Margot’s Fever. (2190 words)
  17. “And now – for the exciting conclusion to…” (1480 words)
  18. What an insufferable lot of twats these people are… (3813 words)
  19. “I heard you the first time… (944 words)
  20. In the dead silence of my jumpsuit, the heavy rush of blood pumping… (1631 words)
  21. “Some jobs are hard no matter where you work… (2789 words)

**Possibly more entries for this line of adventure to come later on this year.

You can also find various other micro short stories in the archives that aren’t set in space. If this is helpful, then I will also gather my other short story links together.

Might have gotten a little carried away.

Another two hour stretch puts me up to 12.5 over three weeks. This third mound is thicker, more fibrous and a hell of a lot harder to split.

These last rounds in mound three are a real doozy. (Fig 1.)

Was late getting into it and now I won’t get home until nearly noon.

Mound three has a good number of rounds in it. (Fig 2.)
Alternate view of the latest wood splitting project. (Fig 3.)

Lastly I don’t typically add video on here but I’m so tired yet satisfied with the amount of wood split I thought I just might do it this one time.

A breezy walk though of my pile of wood shards. (Vid 1.)

Woah buddy am I physically exhausted now. Two two hour days of straight chopping and mallet whacking on my wedges is taking a toll on me. I’m hoping the physical exertion will allow me to sleep better at night too. I do hope it is simultaneously building muscles and shedding some modicum of body fat, but I don’t know. Twelve and one half hours of deep sweaty axe swinging doesn’t seem to have affected the scales at all. My pants don’t fit any better either. I think I eat too much when I’m active as well as when I’m not. I am a “bored” eater. I’m trying to move that over to drinking water as a way to cut down on that bad habit. I think I’m going to need months plural before I start to see any changes to my waistline. I just want my pants to fit less tight around my guts!

Lovely weather we are having this week. Cool in the mornings and sunny but breezy in the mid morning and afternoons. Fantastic for spending time alone at the farm with the dog. I’d love to be able to do this sort of thing deep into my eighties. Add some structure to my day. Get outdoors and enjoy nature. Exercise the dog a little bit. It’s truly great.

Do I wish I had more work, or higher paid gigs? Yeah, sometimes who doesn’t. Everything gets more and more expensive so I’m trying to enjoy what I have, while I have it, and do things that are free, yet rewarding. With a side of muscle building, and supposed weight loss capabilities. Do I have to move up to three hours a day!?! I hope not. 90 minutes to 120 minutes is kind of a sweet spot. Enough to work up a sweat and see results pile up around me, but not long enough to become weary and put an axe through my steel toed boot.

Anyway, there’s a gigantic mountain of logs out behind the barn that I intend to work my way into in October. I have this week and part of next to try and complete mound three of Wood Pile One, and then I can stack the bins and move down to weed whacking the next Wood Pile.

These simple posts won’t end anytime soon, unless I suddenly get flooded with paid work, or I grow tired of chopping and go back to the woodshop for my current furniture build. Stay tuned to find out!

Au revoir mound two in Wood Pile One.

The last piece of bucked wood in the mound. (Fig 1.)

Sharp eyed folks will see I missed three logs when bucking wood back in April/May, but I’m ok with that. I can use my saw to fix that I November.

The mound of pieces are now chopped up. Left the largest chunk for last! (Fig 2.)

Once I got the mound done I tried two test bits in mound three, and one gave way with work, but the second seems unyielding. Perhaps I’m tired after a full two hours of chopping, the most I have done in one session so far this season. Third week. Puts me up to 10.5 hrs in total. I’m both tired, hungry and thirsty. I’ve got one Gatorade zero with me, and a Clif Builders protein bar for a late breakfast after chopping. Lucky for me it’s only 9°C, so I’m not as sweaty as usual, though I can feel it on my face, and my hands/back.

Time to go home and release some art files!

Orthodontists and pumpkin fields.

Mini pumpkins (Fig 1.)
Same pile new angle (Fig 2.)

Went looking for viable Fair entries on Sunday in the fields at the farm. Found a good number of eligible veggies for both kids. It was sunny and warm and the field was hard packed like concrete underfoot. Not ideal growing conditions. Things looked a bit sparse compared to other years. Oh well. Such is life.

Spent the morning at the Orthodontists office with my youngest. She needs work, nearly five grands worth to be precise. She inherited my mouth unfortunately for her. That means tears and mouth pain in her immediate future. Apologies.

Looking a little dry out there these days. (Fig 3.)

This dog steals bacon.

Eat in a timely manner and it won’t matter, but if you’re up to your elbows in your tablet he just might avail himself of your last strips of bacon, against everyone’s wishes. (Fig 1.)

Tell your kids to focus on eating and to do so in a timely manner and what do you get in return, kids watching YouTube shorts and ignoring their breakfast until the dog decides he’s waited long enough and sneaks in for a private munch of bacon right off the plate (which was on the couch and not the table I might add). Then complain loudly how the dog stole your breakfast and now you’re hungry. Wah-wah-wah! I’m not impressed with the dog breaking discipline like that, but I’m also not happy my kids ignored a hot breakfast to fuck about on their tablets and not eating when asked to do so. It grows tiresome, and bothersome. Never awesome.

Not much of a rest day if we’re still going climbing.

Which, fair enough to say, but I’m not relying entirely on my shoulders and back for indoor rock climbing. No, I’ve progressed to trying to utilize my legs more and keeping a looser grip on the holds so that I don’t immediately fry my firearms and grip strength mere seconds after mounting the walls. Do I still try to brute force it on occasion? Yes — of course, I’m not that well versed in climbing culture and etiquette so I do make stupid mistakes all the time. Like having a death grip. Pulling only with my arms. Forgetting to shift my weight over a planted foot to maintain position in a controlled manner. Not reapplying chalk mid climb. All rookie/noob mistakes, I’ll freely admit it. Doesn’t mean I’m not having fun though!

It’s Saturday. We’re off to go climbing shortly. And now that I look at things more closely I will need to run the lawn mower over the front and back yards today. Going to work up an appetite for lunch!

Being more active is great. But not seeing any weight loss because of it sort of sucks. But I’ll stick with it to see if I can get any movement on the scales, in relation to my belt, and how my clothes fit. I think I need more than eight hours over two weeks of swinging an axe for 60-90 minutes each morning after a farm walk, and climbing two days a week to see any results. Going back to lifting weights would help but that’s another expense, and more time to be found in an increasingly dense schedule*.

*That’s for another post me thinks.

Ooh that pile is only slightly smaller after another 90 minutes.

The third mound over here looking a little taste. (Fig 1.)
Where I left off after another 90 minutes of splitting today. (Fig 2.)

Before you know it I’m going to need to take a few test swings in mound three of Wood Pile One. I’m sort of afraid either way. One, if it splits that’s a good amount of thick and fairly wide bits to have to break down. Two, it hurts my hands, wrists, arms, elbows, shoulders and back taking a couple good natured full force wacks at it only to bounce off and feel as though I have shattered many bones, sinews, and tendons in my upper body. Honestly I hope it splits, but I’m not afraid to move down to the barn. I can take a day off from splitting to go pull weeds and run my gas trimmer to make it a nicer spot to work in. Full sun exposure in October and November aren’t a bad thing, especially if the mornings start at or near zero degrees Celsius. A little bit of blue skies sunshine can go a long way towards making a cold chore slightly less horrendous.

You know I have to get my beauty shots in whilst I work. I think they work better without me in them. It really sets the scene! (Fig 3.)

Today makes five hours this week, plus the three and a half from last week means I’ve just about completed one whole work day down on the farm, spread out over six or so days. I don’t move terribly fast, but the job gets done. Good thing I’m doing this all for free then eh? Hard to complain about my pace of play when I’m just helping out. Putting a body and a dog on the property so it doesn’t appear vacant. We do our walk about looking at stuff, then I smack the shit out of some cut up logs. Win-win in my book. Both the dog & I get exercise, an ungodly amount of wood gets split after years of it just sitting there. Plus should the world end we’ve got firewood to keep us warm for the first winter at least. Plus we can cook on it too. I think that works out marvelously.

I stay occupied with an easy yet monotonous task at hand, thereby focusing my efforts on productive things, instead of shopping, eating, or room scrolling on this phone. I sleep better at night because of the physical activity. The dog is less of a pain because he has time to explore and wander at his leisure. The farm hands are happy because they don’t have to swing an axe to split all this wood, not only that but they get firewood to warm up the house with or to do their own maple syrup operation.

My one gripe would be that the mosquitoes are still bad, and the wasps in the walnut tree are coming closer to me as the season progresses. I liked being out of the full sun when the days temps still climb above twenty degrees celsius. I sweat so damn much. I wore a headband today and whilst I looked a fool, it stopped my eyes from stinging. So that’s going to continue for a while anyway. I could ad a wrist band too for wiping sweat off my cheeks etc… stop me lifting my shirt to do so. Fat belly and all.

The Rstwing 4lbs mallet has come in very handy. I like that it was gorged as one piece. No neck wobble whatsoever. Short, compact and packs a wallop! The nine inch long wedge has proven itself useful. Moreso than the Fiskars wedge which is maybe four and a half to five inches long I’d guess? I’ve buried that one in a mushy logs more than once and had to struggle to retrieve it. Works well in companion to the much larger Rstwing wedge, and not instead of it. A great side kick, but not the whole show.

At some point I’m going to have to stack some of this wood in those green wire bins. I’m just waiting to hear if any are heading north to get stacked at the cottage and returned to the farm empty. That will alter my plan of attack, otherwise I need to find a wall or some trees I can stack this stuff between to stop it from rotting on the ground over the winter. That’s late October, early November Me’s problem. I’ll not either on it now. I will let the ideas percolate in my mind though while I work.

I could do with running the front end loader to go dump all the waste wood and bark piles that have built up since last year. No point keeping those around to kill the grass. That can go into the treeline to breakdown there. Give some little animals shelter and a place to hide. The bugs inside could feed birds and rodents and such. It’ll do the forest good to have the carbon and wood fibers go rot there. Maybe get some mushrooms, moss or lichen to sprout from out of it all.

I’ve turned in some paid work, now I’ll read and have breakfast. Welcome to Friday. Hope you have a lovely weekend.

Book #14 for 2026

It won the Pulitzer so it should be an interesting read. (Fig 1.)

I’ve just started to read Angel Down by  Daniel Kraus, and it’s an interesting book. All commas and no periods, and every single new paragraph begins with AND. It’s about world war one, trench warfare and some five undesirable allied soldiers are sent on a task to silence someone in no man’s land that is shrieking themselves to death. It’s a bit verbose, loquacious, and alliterative in places. I’m most definitely going to need both my thesaurus and dictionary to pick up what’s being put down. I thought I had a strong vocabulary, but it turns out, yeah — not so much.

I’m nearing 100 pages in after my first evening with it, and so far I am enjoying it. The main character Cyril Bagger is a con man at heart, so I don’t know if he’s telling the truth or if it’s some kind of von he’s putting on after luring us in. Seems like a neat twist by the author if that’s the case. Bravo if so!

Two hundred and eighty some odd pages of a run on sentence seems like a real task to write. Thankfully it’s interesting, and the increased use of AND kind of disappears on the pages. Although I could see why somebody more refined than myself might be bothered by it. If I tried it it would be a lame gimmick, but in steadier hands it seems to work out just fine.

Welcome to Friday morning. Where would you like your book to take you today?

Good news, for me at least.

The spring time bucked rounds are willing to come apart! ( Fig 1.)

I made my way through the last two remaining pieces in my neatly stacked rows and then did a test chop on my spring time rounds and wouldn’t you know it! POW!  They split without too much fuss. I’m pretty excited about that. That means I have wood to run through next week that’s all gathered in a single pile near to a bin, and free from obstacles. I can park my vehicle nearby and nothing much about my schedule needs to change or be altered. I might take a few swings at the mound directly beside where I’m digging in now to see if the years old wood will split too. I don’t hold out a tonne of hope that it will come apart, but I won’t know for certain until I try.

The beginnings of another new pile of split wood. (Fig 2.)

Unfortunately for all of you this means that I get to continue blathering on about my hours of wood splitting chicanery and shenanigans. My gloves are soaked through with sweat and I’ve started to wear through several of the finger tips. More importantly though the gloves have saved my hands from calluses and nasty stinging blisters. That’s what matters most. Not that I pick up dirty logs and shit with them, but the protection from the axe handles giving me torn blisters and shredded palms. I did buy a replacement pair of gloves but I like my current pair because they still do the task I wear them for. Plus the finger tip hole means I can operate my phone in a pinch without having to take them off! How handy is that!?!

So now it’s Thursday, and I’ve done another hours worth of splitting bringing this week up to 3.5 hours, and the total tally to 7 hours. If we escape rain tomorrow I might as well tack on another hour just for funsies. I did hear that I may receive a new larger report project next week, so my time spent splitting wood would be greatly diminished until that paid work gets finished. Gotta play ball when you’re finally gifted a pass right to the glove side.

I might try to start running the planer today too. It’s loud, dusty and not all that pleasant of a job. If I’m not mistaken I should probably wait for a cooler day so the dust won’t adhere to me, making me a powdered donut looking idiot in my own driveway. I likely need the whole day to run my five boards over and over again, and again. So I feel it’s too late in the day to start now. I’ll walk the dog, come straight home and then hop to it. I hate getting all set up and then having to stop mid way through. It gets easy to forget what you were making plans for once you interrupt the flow. Plus I’m tired from wood splitting this week.

I should keep both activities separated so that it becomes my primary focus for the day and not just in that moment. I have the luxury to do this so of you may not. I don’t want to be distracted or tired & sore before I start working around the table saw, planer and other life altering power tools. Same goes for the chainsaws and farm equipment. Keep your focus directed on the task at hand lest you lose a finger, hand or entire limb, or god forbid your life. Keep your mind on your money and your money on your mind.

Did I mention that it’s Thursday now? We’ve gone beyond the midway point of September all ready! That’s crazy talk. Next month gets even busier with the Fair, Thanksgiving, my wife’s break week, local voting, and Halloween too. Boy oh boy October is going to fly by at a break neck speed! Prepare yourselves accordingly.

In a surprise to nobody…

I’ve had to rip my boards down to 11.25 inches instead of 11.5 inches because the board I was using as an 8ft long reference was kicking out along the bottom towards one end causing a taper to appear. At least I’m just off by one quarter of an inch, so not a massive set back.

Once I trim the legs I will likely be closer to 3/8ths lower than the true 34 inch height I had been planning on. But I’m waiting to do all of the planing to finished thickness before I start doing cross cuts again.

At least they all match! Albeit one quarter inch smaller than I had hoped for. (Fig 1.)

With any luck and some on paper planning I can try to complete this front hall storage unit without too many more screw ups, hiccups or mistakes. We shall see.

Two left to go…hot one today eh boys?

Pile of bark and split bits is now larger than the stack I’m pulling from. (Fig 1.)

Wish I had more to report today other than wood splitting updates, but here we are, and here I am. So let’s crack on shall we? Right, so my neatly stacked rows are just about done, I have two (2) lonely rounds left to split. These have gotten significantly larger, heavier, denser and more difficult to split. Not a major problem, just means I’m a little slower moving and not rushing through. Takes a more surgical strike to pull the bits apart and discard that which won’t rend itself to bits under my axe. I’m cool with that. I’m not wasting an hour to split a knot in two anymore. My ego suffered those battles last year and I’m more resigned to accepting defeat at the hands of a too tough tree crotch, not, or limb joint. I’ll live to fight another day. I’m up to 2.5 hours of splitting for this week, and six in total so far now that school is back in session.

I had planned on testing out some bits from other mounds in Wood Pile one, but the humidity and general toughness of these last thick boys was too much for me today to really care. My enthusiasm and curiosity took a back seat to all the sweating, fatigue and discomfort. My right elbow has announced its presence so that will now be a limiting factor as well. I’ll have to keep an eye on how it feels before I try to get all lumber jack crazed at the farm.

The humidity was real nasty this morning. I knew it would get ugly when it was 19°C at 7:00 am, when it’s been only 8-9°C more recently. Last night’s rain and all the morning dew only added to the moisture content of the air. I sweat through my shirt, socks and pants after just one hour of axe swinging today.

Was happy to see that my plan worked yesterday, and those damn red ants high tailed it out of the log I set up for chopping this morning. Though with the sunshine and humidity came a glut of mosquitoes buzzing around and feasting upon my exposed arms and neck, cheeks, forehead etc… not my favourite by any stretch of the imagination. Need to keep my concentration on the path of the downward swinging axe, not blowing on buzzing insects mere moments before impact, or near miss if I flinch. That could lead to catastrophe. Don’t need that. No thank you.

Second last piece from my neatly stacked rows just sitting and waiting on little ole me to come along and serenade it to pieces. (Fig 2.)

The closer we get to autumn the more vigilant I’ll need to be about ticks and spiders hanging out in amongst the scattered rounds. Ugh. Makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.

Oh, I have all my Cherry wood boards glued up. I need to trim them down to their final width of 11.5 inches. Then I can scrape off the glue and begin planing them all down. That will take me a few days at least. I’ve gotten tired from the axe slinging, so I’ll alternate days between wood shop and the farm splitting exercises. Last thing I want to do is be tired around my table saw or power tools. Work smart not hard!

Happy Wednesday!