What a pleasant surprise.

Yesterday I was met with the news that a corporate intern was heading back to university and that our time working together was at an end. A pretty common experience if you deal with larger clients that have post secondary education links in the community. But what set this apart was a particularly kind letter that outlined how much easier it made her life to work with me over the last four months. The contents of the email are written below, with permission;

Hi Mark,
As my internship comes to an end, I wanted to take a moment to thank you for all your support over the past few months.
It was a pleasure working with you on various creative projects throughout the summer. One thing I always appreciated was your incredible speed and flexibility. No matter how tight the timeline or how many revisions came up, you were always willing to jump in, adapt quickly, and help us find a solution. Your responsiveness made a huge difference, especially on projects that required quick turnarounds.
Beyond delivering great work, you were always easy to work with and brought a positive attitude to every interaction. It made even the most urgent projects feel manageable.
Thank you for all the time, effort, and creativity you contributed to the projects we worked on together. I learned a lot from seeing how efficiently and professionally you approached your work, and I’m grateful for the opportunity to have collaborated with you.
Wishing you all the best and thank you again for helping make my internship experience such a positive one.
Warm regards,
Archisha

Archisha Mishra
Marketing Intern

Oddly enough this isn’t the first such email I have received of this nature, but I won’t post the others as they are years out of date. Ha! But the sentiment stands, and I’m proud of that, even if I toot my own horn. What a gracious way to spend the 100th day of the secondary achievement streak from JetPack, and day 862 of my overall latest writing streak for this blog.

A huge welcome to Thursday. Lots going on today. Spouse returns to work in a matter of minutes. Eldest daughter has a proper hair appointment today with Grandma, for her return to class ten days time. I’m waiting on approvals to send some client files off, and have some groceries to put away, and general house cleaning to do. The dog, well… He has his standing date at the farm for a walk with his girlfriend so he’s covered for the day too.

Either it is extremely dewy this morning or we had rain last night. One way or the other it looks pretty damp outside. Green growing grass to match my happy mood.

Great day to you all out there in the whole wide world. May your working experience be as pleasant as possible.

“When I completed my…

Training back at the academy on Tourus station about thirty years ago this job used to be fun”. She mutters to herself aloud, while reaching for a fresh bulb of black coffee, sat on a little dispenser above her console. The heat from the instant bulb bringing feeling back into her clammy hands. Her remarks echoing off the empty banks of machines surrounding her station in the middle of the long cold room. Gilda, the air traffic controller on shift is hunched over a bank of displays watching a dizzying array of pale green blips jostle across several CRT tv screens all at arm’s length. It’s a slow moving dot matrix puzzle. Leaning away from the console, her feet firmly tucked into the padded stirrups underneath so that she won’t float out of position in the low gravity field she occupies, an audible crack emanates from her hunched spine. With a brief moan of relief Gilda leans back towards her console and the many thousands of cargo vessels she is responsible for keeping track of.

“I can’t believe that when I started I only had to follow three vessels! Three!” She barks in a hoarse laughter. The righteous indignation present in her commanding voice. Looking at the cavernous space around her console with a sweeping glance, like she used to do when it was full of other people. Back when she could catch another’s eye, and they could both enjoy one another’s plight within the Company. “Then the company decided it was too expensive to assign individual ships to a traffic controller as a parcel, they moved over to one controller one entire route.” Gilda loves to talk out loud, because there is nobody to hear her, so she has gotten pretty good at delivering her daily diatribe with gusto. With her best performative gestures she continues. “Now back then, routes might have had only ten or twelve ships flying the same path, just days apart. The work load for us got harder, for sure, but it was manageable” she pouts. Gilda loves to bemoan the state of her job now that much of what she was trained to do has become automated.

Her role was to know where every ship was under her care. That far flung planet in desperate need of parts or it will collapse, yeah they’d ping Gilda, and she’d know where on the route the vessel was within seconds. If they’d taken evasive maneuvers, she’d know and would log it, and all parties would be notified same day. But with the consolidation of traffic controllers, and the expansion of traffic she personally had to watch, that role got pushed onto automation. Now the Company has a separate system that gets pinged, and if the same vessel names comes up time and again, even if it’s for different reasons, as soon as one question about it gets answered the Company system deletes all tickets regarding further questions about said vessel. It’s great for throughout stats, but terrible if you have multiple things you needed to know, or communicate. But that’s Company life, right. Somebody gets a bonus for tickets logged, they just say that all queries were completed. One answer fits all folks!

It’s also the reason why all earth ships have these long ridiculous sounding names, so that no two get mixed up. Pretty hard to get two with the same name when the cargo vessels get called “Clarice with the sheeps” or “Edgar, Allen and Poe” or something truly weird like “The Pauly Shore Wheezing of the Juice“. Absolutely bizarre names. Very distinct monikers that meant when a ship got pinged for its whereabouts, or a status update, the answer that came back, promptly at that, was correct. It virtually eliminated transposed numbers or letters for ship names. Hard to believe but back in the day they used just VIN numbers to identity ships. Who cares if eights, A’s, and zeros or O’s look the same on these CRT tv screens. That was when we tried to be all covert about shipping and shit. Lots of folks died because of that. Like, a lot a lot. Planets sunk into civil wars because they were given information in error about a ship not even in their system. A truly terrible time to be alive. A whole colony gone to war killing themselves over scarce resources, just to have the usual ship show up ten days later and 95% of the colony dead, or dying. It was a mess. I’m sure some one still got their bonuses though, right.

But today with the longer names, that doesn’t happen. Instead we have air traffic controller burn out. We have corporate greed to thank for that Gilda mutters to the vast but empty room. It’s not entirely silent in the cavernous expanse she calls operations. It’s one of six spaces on this far flung station orbiting some random gas giant, about four hundred meters across, and six hundred deep. What used to be filled by three overlapping eight hour shifts worth of people, is now jammed up with server banks, cold blinking lights, squeaky exhaust fans, the trickle from water cooling towers, and row upon row of dials, switches and toggles. None of which Gilda knows how to service, or maintain. Now for shift three, it is just her. She’s paid to watch multiple screens full of slow moving pale green dots. Every few seconds those blips move just a hair. It’s her job to notice if one of those blips should wink out. That means death. Total annihilation of a vessel. Black box with virtually indestructible transponder gone up in flames. Unlikely, but it happens. If an engine gets punctured, or a seal breaks and the living, breathing, volatility of a dead star erupts from out of containment, it’s a sure fire way to eliminate an entire cargo vessel, the occupants, contents and engine contained within.

Now we humans like to think of engines as merely machinery with moving parts that can be switched on and off at will. But with the size and complexity of these cargo vessels traveling billions of miles round trip month after month, they are a little unwieldy. You don’t just shut down an entire ship. Once you light an engine and trap all that energy, it stays on until its ultimate heat death from machine failure, decades or possibly centuries after it was awoken. The rigmarole the Company has to go through in order to create a new vessel these days in non trivial. It’s akin to directing the energy from a dying star into a containment space no larger than a couples transport berth on Tourus station. The action it takes to bring a ship to life is positively cataclysmic. So more often than not Gilda, and the few others left that do her job on alternate shifts have only ever seen ships data wink out of existence. Not once have they ever seen a presumed dead ship turn back on. That is, until just now.

“What the fuck?” Gilda exclaims in shock. Her hands flying across her console. With a few button presses she hits record on the displays, and rolls back the counter for the clock, and loops it to repeat over and over again. A capture of just a few seconds of screen time. Gilda transfers the few moments of display data over to the Company archives for further investigation. An until now unheard of event, right there, bottom left corner of her display, a lone pale green blip, that was once empty space one second, is a new vibrant green dot. Blinking life where there was only emptiness a moment ago.

Inside the vast array of data banks a previously scrubbed name sets off all sorts of alarms. This data gets shunted immediately to a private data center while the previously heavily redacted name “The Dirty Starling” flashes urgently. All hell breaks loose.

GHOST OF THE DIRTY STARLING: REBIRTH.  Part 1

**Stay tuned for more adventures in the interconnected space short stories universe of The Dirty Starling.**

The Urn Build : Finale Episode… sort of.

I have finally managed to get all three pieces built, sanded up to 800 grit, and now it has one coat of clear coat on it that has been buffed to a higher than usual (for me) sheen. I have it drying in the garage, where it can spend the next 36 hours off gassing before I hand it off. All that is left to add are the tiny rubber feet for the bottom, so as not to scuff the surface where it will reside.

I added one tiny step, by using a blow torch to add some colour, and visual texture to the central column. I am glad I did a test burn on some scrap red Oak, so that I could change my plan up a bit mid stream to work on the central column and not the cap/case topper. A darker base makes it feel more grounded, and less visually monotone. The grain pops with the Osmo finish I used, so it looks pretty sharp. I do like how the blue felt looks against the red/tan tones of the red oak. I could have gone a bit more fancy, by using dove tails or a box joint for the central column, but the butt joints are sturdy. So C’est la vie.

I will need to blow off the felt with my compressor to get rid of the dust, and add four feet, then it’s off to the future resident. Tick that one off the to-do list!

No finish, but assembled.
Lid off central column with tray still inside.
Lid, central column and removable tray.
All three pieces with clear coat finish applied.

Needs a touch more clean up, and out the door it goes! Happy Easter weekend everybody!

Having trouble visualizing the headspace I need

to be in in order to write creatively at the moment. I have a couple of one off short stories rolling about in my head but I can’t seem to get them out on paper. I mean, sure I’ve done a very brief point form outline, but that’s not helping me find the voice of either set of characters. I have had a few spells of just plain day dreaming where I have thought up something fun, but then just couldn’t get it to come to life. Which is irritating to say the least, but at least I am not where I was a few months ago where I had no ideas at all. Here I was thinking that after I had published my book of short stories back in March, that I would wile away my time adding a couple thousand words more in the time I had before me. But besides three of four small posts here I haven’t written anything at all. I will amend my list of outstanding short stories as ideas come to me, and I hope that I will soon be able to work towards fleshing them out properly in my own idiosyncratic style.

Actually here I’ll just tell you what sort of short stories I have in my bag which I want to write out. I do usually tend towards micro short stories of about five hundred words or so, but if it really grabs me, I have been known to add on additional stories in that line of thinking. Sometimes there are multiple peoples perspectives in the same event, or just different people on the same side of a conflict having wholly different experiences. So the next three stories I intend to write revolve around the creation of the first AI in my interconnected space stories series, which revolves around a character named Kelvin, whom you may recall had a whole portion of my book; The Chronicles of Kelvin. I like him, he’s an interesting guy that has done some pretty weird shit. He’s also comfortable alone, much like myself. Now that story line could have one long but sort of abridged last chapter, or could be broken down like I have in my outline into five meaty chunks. But, you know, sometimes my eyes are bigger than my fingers and I can’t possible write interesting, character driven stories with that many chapters right out of the gate. I’ll have to build up to that, if I ever get a head of steam in me. The second story involves a father and his young daughter, where they are playing out of doors, in a forest, and the young girl is regaling her father with stories of mystical whimsy from her imagination, but the father is transcribing them and adding in all the sorts of details young kids leave out of their stories, but then she gets bored and he’s absolutely hooked, and she looses her train of thought in the middle of this fantasy of epic proportions (due to a vivid childhood imagination unencumbered by things like, logic, physics & linear thinking) and the father goes mental trying to tie it all together in the end. Which is a sentiment I understand completely. The third story is more anecdotal about one of many situations brought about by having Crohn’s Disease. It has a comedic bent to it, because how can you not when you are dealing with such a shitty topic. Ha. That’s all for ranting and whining right now. I’m off to get blood work done at the lab, so stay safe, and have a great autumn season.

THE COMPANY : A Series Of Interconnected Short Stories

Found here are the titles for each of the twenty one chapters (or self contained sections) of [The Company: A Series of interconnected short stories] BOOK ONE. If you like these, you can comment and I’ll send you the entire BOOK TWO as a pdf, for free.

  1. “You know what I love the most about being out here?… (613 words)
  2. “Hey, we’ve got an alarm here, main bus three, now four’s on the blink too, five and six… (1410 words)
  3. “Welcome aboard the Non Sequitur capsule, flight commander… (1094 words)
  4. It’s strange, the things you come to miss while out here… (1492 words)
  5. “Hey, Dougie, wake up!, Somebody’s called in sick and I need another able bodied mechanic for the… (2527 words)
  6. “Yo, Daryl, you’ve been summoned.” (1597 words)
  7. “What do you remember about the accident out there, anything you can give us… (1433 words)
  8. “Good evening everyone, welcome to orientation!” (3248 words)
  9. Pulling up the lane way to the massive Company induction office… (973 words)
  10. I can’t believe I’m sitting here, cowering in my room like a god damn child… (2249 words)
  11. “Do you have any idea how much these treatments are going to run The Company!”… (1622 words)
  12. “What is it you said you guys do again?”… (1003 words)
  13. “Dude… don’t lump me in with THAT fucking Martian… (1065 words)
  14. “Rolling in five, four, three, two…” (1520 words)
  15. When they told me I had been selected for the maiden voyage of… (2421 words)
  16. The official report on the events surrounding the launch of Margot’s Fever. (2190 words)
  17. “And now – for the exciting conclusion to…” (1480 words)
  18. “What an insufferable lot of twats these people are… (3813 words)
  19. “I heard you the first time… (944 words)
  20. In the dead silence of my jumpsuit, the heavy rush of blood pumping… (1631 words)
  21. “Some jobs are hard no matter where you work… (2789 words)

**Possibly more entries for this line of adventure to come later on this year.

You can also find various other micro short stories in the archives that aren’t set in space. If this is helpful, then I will also gather my other short story links together.

Domestic Duties Monday got me baking now!?!

It’s fair week and the entries go in tomorrow, so now it’s crunch time and I have cupcakes, brownies and cookies to bake, tag, and then sort into boxes to be taken in for judging tomorrow. Well, judging is Wednesday but our stuff has to go in tomorrow. I’ll be back and forth all day. We’ve got arts, crafts, baking, home craft goods, and veggies for the agri building. If I go when it opens it won’t be all that busy luckily. Go after 3:00 pm and it’ll be a nightmare of lost souls wandering around stepping in front of cars, trucks and Vans. Not for the faint of heart.

I’ve cleaned the kitchen, got some baked goods in the oven. A load of laundry started. Going to vacuum the floors, though why I’d bother is beyond me since we still have items left to finish for the fair. It’ll look like it was never touched 30 sec after my kids get home.

Dahlia blooms that looked pretty sharp. (Fig 1.)
A nice colour I don’t see very often.      (Fig 2.)

Still got the kids off to school, the dog down for his walk, and an hour of wood splitting done this morning. I’m very productive this morning, how long it will last is anybody’s guess. I’m up to 15.5 hours total splitting time. I will walk away from Wood Pile One by next week at the latest. Whatever’s left is fit for the pit, or needs a hydraulic splitter to make any use of it. My ego is secure enough to leave well enough alone. I say clear away the junk and open it up to the local tree service folks for drop offs once more. Let’s keep the cycle running. Wood Pile Two can host my attention until the snow comes, the year ends, or I spontaneously get busy with paid work again.

Welcome back Monday! September is almost done, the 182 nd Markham Fair starts on Thursday and goes until 5:00 pm Sunday evening. It’s a grand old time with something for everyone!

Lying in bed on a sunny Sunday morning.

Freshly washed sheets, and the dog got up already so I’m just here enjoying the soft whir of my floor fan as I fall in and out of sleep. The intensity of the sun is pretty strong for 9:00 am. Must be from the fact I removed some greenery from the front garden bed. We had four pumpkin vines with only two pumpkins on them in total. One of which has been bored into by a rodent killing it’s usefulness as a carving pumpkins as it will rot before Halloween since it’s been breached. And the other pumpkin is smaller and less developed. So at this point both the pumpkins and tomatoes are a lost cause. I had two tomato plants with zero blooms or tomatoes on them. My raspberries didn’t produce much fruit this year. My neighbours stole my grapes, animals took my apples and strawberries, and the birds took my Cherries. I sure hope I didn’t need to count on those food stuffs to get through winter or next spring given the current state of the world.

The freshly planted fruit trees have so far made it through spring and summer and are faring ok so far this fall. I do hope they last the winter and continue to grow over the years to come. If nothing else the house could use more cooling shade from nearby trees. Keep our AC use to a minimum if we have a healthy canopy from our maintained trees. Stop the living room from burning up all summer long from excess direct sunlight. Natural light is great, but feeling like living inside a greenhouse full of steam and moisture is not my ideal way to spend a summer. Let’s take the temps down a couple notches inside our living room at least.

Now the mornings and nights are single digits I find it so much easier to sleep. Feels good when the overall humidity and moisture level drops too. Sheets and towels feel a bit drier to the touch. I like that. Not so dry it makes us all itch, but to lose the ever present summer time dampness from the air is a real treat. AC is great but it does make certain things constantly feel unnaturally damp. Great for mould, not so good for our health.

The Markham Fair starts this week. Entries go in on Tuesday, get judged on Wednesday, and then we are go, go, go! Until Sunday night when we have to go pick up all of our entries and the fair is done for another year. Fantastic time of year. We love it deeply, but by Sunday night we are all happy that it’s done. I’ll likely get more steps in over those four days of this weekend than I would in a typical month of the winter. We’re looking at 20,000 – 30,000 steps per day as we circle the grounds by ourselves, with family, with friends, with events and shows, and looking for food options, and doing endless laps of the midway with my children, nieces and nephew.

By the end I’d kill for a rascal scooter or golf cart to haul my ass about. Not to mention having a place to put a drink or a bag instead of schlepping the kids stuff about all day. Although I can feel the hormonal balance of the house shifting as my eldest gets closer to her twelfth birthday, and the teen years are going to be a bumpy ride. So I’ll enjoy their presence while I can, because I’m sure that soon enough she’ll assert her independence and will want to do fair stuff away from us with her gaggle of friends instead. Getting old is wild!

I think I’ve caught the sun.

These morning wood splitting sessions I’ve been enjoying so much have left me with a rather tanned face and lower arms. I did not believe the sun’s rays to be this strong in late September when the temperature is single digits. Either that or I have touched my face with some sort of irritant and made my cheeks inflamed and hot to the touch in the evenings. Could just as easily be the case as I do have sensitive skin. It’s a burden I bear. Luckily I still wear hats and sunscreen 99% of the time, but with all the sweating and face wiping I’m leaving myself exposed, or adding a mixture of stuff that’s irritating my skin. No time for double blind studies, control groups and placebo efforts to uncover the truth. Trust me bro!

No matter, it is now Saturday so no more splitting for two whole days and then depending on next week’s work schedule I can see where I land come Monday. No appointments that I am aware of, though we are expecting rain next week, and the soya beans can begin next week too. Farm might be too busy with activity to comfortably swing an axe and keep the dog out of harm’s way.

The kids are doing a 3D printing lab session today so I guess we will climb tomorrow instead? Or go later on today if we all feel like it. Haven’t decided what I’d like to do about it just yet.

My warm cheeked face and I are going to work on the furniture build today — potentially. Maybe. Possibly. Unlikely. Nearly fifteen hours of axe swinging has taken much of the fuss & fight out of me. I feel very calm. If a tad weary. Snacking the shit out of stuff for a couple hours every week can do that for you. Channel the pent up rage into an axe point and you too might find an inner calm. Ha!

I had a notification yesterday…

That stated I had written a cumulative 50,000 words across all of my posts so far this year on my blog, which seems kind of incredible. That’s a particularly short novel worth of unfiltered brain rot mush from straight out of my head via the finger tips into my cell phone. Wild. And here I was thinking all I did all day was walk the dog, split wood, and doom scroll in between paid projects. I wonder if I’ll reach 80,000 words by years end? I don’t honestly know, but I can try.

I just thought that that was interesting, especially as I am within ten days of hitting a 900 day writing streak. I’ve already surpassed my old high score of 831, so that’s pretty cool to see too. Here I am over here being productive and shit. I washed more car windows, cleaned a carpet, did loads of laundry, added some tags to my tool box in the garage, and it’s only 3:30 pm on Friday afternoon. The weekend is my oyster ladies and gents. I’ll catch you around the water cooler on Monday.

You know what they say — “Save Some for the Sequel.”

Panorama view of the massive wood pile plopped behind the barn. And my next big project to clean up. (Vid 1.)

I have about ten big rounds left of suitable wood in mound three of Wood Pile One left to split by hand and then I will be off behind the barn pretty much until the snow comes. It requires a fair bit of clean up before I can get into it. Weeds and long grasses need to be shorn down to the dirt to try and limit my exposure to ticks and spiders in amongst the jumbled mass of wood. Plus once I hit a road block of no more small enough rounds to split I can fire up the old chainsaws and set myself up with more. Those would likely have to wait until next fall to be split, but if this Super El Niño causes some real damage I might be out swinging an axe in December in long pants and a t-shirt much like the end of 2001. It was warmer in Nov/Dec that year than all of October. It was really weird.

No matter, it’s now Friday and I can add six hours for the week to my tally, which puts us up to 14.5 hours total for the month. Not too shabby.

I had a doctor’s appointment yesterday and while my ALP is descending back into the nominal/normal range, my MRI and ultrasound shows a fatty liver. So I need to lose weight, but slowly. Like a pound a week type thing, not a mad dash to drop 20 pounds in a month, because that can cause the liver to store even more fat, which is counterproductive. I do not want cirrhosis of the liver. Good thing I’m not much of a drinker. So it was some good news and some not so good news, nothing bad though. I’m actively trying to lose weight so it wasn’t a serious blow to my ego or anything like that, in fact it bolstered my resolve.

The axe swinging, and the rock climbing, and the brisk dog walking are all good things in my life. I need to correct my eating habits, portion sizes, and snacking. I’ve added more water into the mix these last couple years so that is helping me out too. I have been instructed to add more fibre to my diet in the form of those Metamucil gummies, but get this my gastroenterologist wants me to take 10 a day! 10. That’s insane. I’ve upped my intake from one a day to five, and we will see where this takes us. If that doesn’t cause any adverse unintended consequences then perhaps I’ll move over to the powdered drink mix, and use it towards my 6-8 glasses of water per day. That alone keeps me near a toilet due to the need to pee almost constantly. Yikes! Health. What a racket! Ha.

Next weekend is the fair and our butter sculpting competition. Should be a lot of fun! I do love fair time. Warm days, cool evenings, cold nights. Lots of friends and family around to see. I do tend to spend close to twenty four hours on the fair grounds over those four days which makes my feet ache, my back sore, and my hips want to leave my body entirely. But, in the end it’s all worth it. I pray for nice weather. Not too hot, not too cold, not too dry and not too wet either.

I’m calling it a day after one hour of splitting this morning. I need to be able to move and stretch when climbing tomorrow. Have a lovely weekend.

Bit of a short one today.

I have an important appointment mid day so I’ve had to shorten my usual habits just a hair. No matter. Still walked the dog, and got one hour of wood splitting in under my belt. I’ve returned home and made some edits to a client’s document that was just requested this morning, and soon I’ll hop in the shower because while I only split for an hour, these rounds in the mound are a whole lot tougher and meaner to get through. My split pile continues to grow! Bask in the glory that is my split wood piles!

You can see the darker new wood has its own section now! (Fig 1.)
I took these from inside the vehicle because I was in a rush to get home to complete some paid work and get a quick shower in before I head off for my appointment. (Fig 2.)

So I’m up to 13.5 hours in Wood Pile One, having completed the stacked rows of mound one, and the freshly cut rounds of mound two, I am up to my elbows in heavier, thicker, more tenacious hard woods in mound three. I’d personally love to be done up here by October 2nd, so that I can clean up behind the barn and get moving down there. It’s a gigantic mess of weeds, tangles, branches, logs and bucked rounds waiting for some TLC. I will be very surprised if the back lot even looks like it’s been dented by the time November rolls around. There’s just so much there! I could work all winter and not finish it. There’s months of work. And more bucking with my chainsaws to do too.

It’s Thursday. No movement in the waistband not on the scales. I am however getting good at sweating my ass off! On a positive note my boots are comfy. The new laces are working out pretty well. The gel insoles are a nice touch too. Gotta take care of our feet!

Might have gotten a little carried away.

Another two hour stretch puts me up to 12.5 over three weeks. This third mound is thicker, more fibrous and a hell of a lot harder to split.

These last rounds in mound three are a real doozy. (Fig 1.)

Was late getting into it and now I won’t get home until nearly noon.

Mound three has a good number of rounds in it. (Fig 2.)
Alternate view of the latest wood splitting project. (Fig 3.)

Lastly I don’t typically add video on here but I’m so tired yet satisfied with the amount of wood split I thought I just might do it this one time.

A breezy walk though of my pile of wood shards. (Vid 1.)

Woah buddy am I physically exhausted now. Two two hour days of straight chopping and mallet whacking on my wedges is taking a toll on me. I’m hoping the physical exertion will allow me to sleep better at night too. I do hope it is simultaneously building muscles and shedding some modicum of body fat, but I don’t know. Twelve and one half hours of deep sweaty axe swinging doesn’t seem to have affected the scales at all. My pants don’t fit any better either. I think I eat too much when I’m active as well as when I’m not. I am a “bored” eater. I’m trying to move that over to drinking water as a way to cut down on that bad habit. I think I’m going to need months plural before I start to see any changes to my waistline. I just want my pants to fit less tight around my guts!

Lovely weather we are having this week. Cool in the mornings and sunny but breezy in the mid morning and afternoons. Fantastic for spending time alone at the farm with the dog. I’d love to be able to do this sort of thing deep into my eighties. Add some structure to my day. Get outdoors and enjoy nature. Exercise the dog a little bit. It’s truly great.

Do I wish I had more work, or higher paid gigs? Yeah, sometimes who doesn’t. Everything gets more and more expensive so I’m trying to enjoy what I have, while I have it, and do things that are free, yet rewarding. With a side of muscle building, and supposed weight loss capabilities. Do I have to move up to three hours a day!?! I hope not. 90 minutes to 120 minutes is kind of a sweet spot. Enough to work up a sweat and see results pile up around me, but not long enough to become weary and put an axe through my steel toed boot.

Anyway, there’s a gigantic mountain of logs out behind the barn that I intend to work my way into in October. I have this week and part of next to try and complete mound three of Wood Pile One, and then I can stack the bins and move down to weed whacking the next Wood Pile.

These simple posts won’t end anytime soon, unless I suddenly get flooded with paid work, or I grow tired of chopping and go back to the woodshop for my current furniture build. Stay tuned to find out!

Au revoir mound two in Wood Pile One.

The last piece of bucked wood in the mound. (Fig 1.)

Sharp eyed folks will see I missed three logs when bucking wood back in April/May, but I’m ok with that. I can use my saw to fix that I November.

The mound of pieces are now chopped up. Left the largest chunk for last! (Fig 2.)

Once I got the mound done I tried two test bits in mound three, and one gave way with work, but the second seems unyielding. Perhaps I’m tired after a full two hours of chopping, the most I have done in one session so far this season. Third week. Puts me up to 10.5 hrs in total. I’m both tired, hungry and thirsty. I’ve got one Gatorade zero with me, and a Clif Builders protein bar for a late breakfast after chopping. Lucky for me it’s only 9°C, so I’m not as sweaty as usual, though I can feel it on my face, and my hands/back.

Time to go home and release some art files!

Orthodontists and pumpkin fields.

Mini pumpkins (Fig 1.)
Same pile new angle (Fig 2.)

Went looking for viable Fair entries on Sunday in the fields at the farm. Found a good number of eligible veggies for both kids. It was sunny and warm and the field was hard packed like concrete underfoot. Not ideal growing conditions. Things looked a bit sparse compared to other years. Oh well. Such is life.

Spent the morning at the Orthodontists office with my youngest. She needs work, nearly five grands worth to be precise. She inherited my mouth unfortunately for her. That means tears and mouth pain in her immediate future. Apologies.

Looking a little dry out there these days. (Fig 3.)

This dog steals bacon.

Eat in a timely manner and it won’t matter, but if you’re up to your elbows in your tablet he just might avail himself of your last strips of bacon, against everyone’s wishes. (Fig 1.)

Tell your kids to focus on eating and to do so in a timely manner and what do you get in return, kids watching YouTube shorts and ignoring their breakfast until the dog decides he’s waited long enough and sneaks in for a private munch of bacon right off the plate (which was on the couch and not the table I might add). Then complain loudly how the dog stole your breakfast and now you’re hungry. Wah-wah-wah! I’m not impressed with the dog breaking discipline like that, but I’m also not happy my kids ignored a hot breakfast to fuck about on their tablets and not eating when asked to do so. It grows tiresome, and bothersome. Never awesome.