“When I completed my…

Training back at the academy on Tourus station about thirty years ago this job used to be fun”. She mutters to herself aloud, while reaching for a fresh bulb of black coffee, sat on a little dispenser above her console. The heat from the instant bulb bringing feeling back into her clammy hands. Her remarks echoing off the empty banks of machines surrounding her station in the middle of the long cold room. Gilda, the air traffic controller on shift is hunched over a bank of displays watching a dizzying array of pale green blips jostle across several CRT tv screens all at arm’s length. It’s a slow moving dot matrix puzzle. Leaning away from the console, her feet firmly tucked into the padded stirrups underneath so that she won’t float out of position in the low gravity field she occupies, an audible crack emanates from her hunched spine. With a brief moan of relief Gilda leans back towards her console and the many thousands of cargo vessels she is responsible for keeping track of.

“I can’t believe that when I started I only had to follow three vessels! Three!” She barks in a hoarse laughter. The righteous indignation present in her commanding voice. Looking at the cavernous space around her console with a sweeping glance, like she used to do when it was full of other people. Back when she could catch another’s eye, and they could both enjoy one another’s plight within the Company. “Then the company decided it was too expensive to assign individual ships to a traffic controller as a parcel, they moved over to one controller one entire route.” Gilda loves to talk out loud, because there is nobody to hear her, so she has gotten pretty good at delivering her daily diatribe with gusto. With her best performative gestures she continues. “Now back then, routes might have had only ten or twelve ships flying the same path, just days apart. The work load for us got harder, for sure, but it was manageable” she pouts. Gilda loves to bemoan the state of her job now that much of what she was trained to do has become automated.

Her role was to know where every ship was under her care. That far flung planet in desperate need of parts or it will collapse, yeah they’d ping Gilda, and she’d know where on the route the vessel was within seconds. If they’d taken evasive maneuvers, she’d know and would log it, and all parties would be notified same day. But with the consolidation of traffic controllers, and the expansion of traffic she personally had to watch, that role got pushed onto automation. Now the Company has a separate system that gets pinged, and if the same vessel names comes up time and again, even if it’s for different reasons, as soon as one question about it gets answered the Company system deletes all tickets regarding further questions about said vessel. It’s great for throughout stats, but terrible if you have multiple things you needed to know, or communicate. But that’s Company life, right. Somebody gets a bonus for tickets logged, they just say that all queries were completed. One answer fits all folks!

It’s also the reason why all earth ships have these long ridiculous sounding names, so that no two get mixed up. Pretty hard to get two with the same name when the cargo vessels get called “Clarice with the sheeps” or “Edgar, Allen and Poe” or something truly weird like “The Pauly Shore Wheezing of the Juice“. Absolutely bizarre names. Very distinct monikers that meant when a ship got pinged for its whereabouts, or a status update, the answer that came back, promptly at that, was correct. It virtually eliminated transposed numbers or letters for ship names. Hard to believe but back in the day they used just VIN numbers to identity ships. Who cares if eights, A’s, and zeros or O’s look the same on these CRT tv screens. That was when we tried to be all covert about shipping and shit. Lots of folks died because of that. Like, a lot a lot. Planets sunk into civil wars because they were given information in error about a ship not even in their system. A truly terrible time to be alive. A whole colony gone to war killing themselves over scarce resources, just to have the usual ship show up ten days later and 95% of the colony dead, or dying. It was a mess. I’m sure some one still got their bonuses though, right.

But today with the longer names, that doesn’t happen. Instead we have air traffic controller burn out. We have corporate greed to thank for that Gilda mutters to the vast but empty room. It’s not entirely silent in the cavernous expanse she calls operations. It’s one of six spaces on this far flung station orbiting some random gas giant, about four hundred meters across, and six hundred deep. What used to be filled by three overlapping eight hour shifts worth of people, is now jammed up with server banks, cold blinking lights, squeaky exhaust fans, the trickle from water cooling towers, and row upon row of dials, switches and toggles. None of which Gilda knows how to service, or maintain. Now for shift three, it is just her. She’s paid to watch multiple screens full of slow moving pale green dots. Every few seconds those blips move just a hair. It’s her job to notice if one of those blips should wink out. That means death. Total annihilation of a vessel. Black box with virtually indestructible transponder gone up in flames. Unlikely, but it happens. If an engine gets punctured, or a seal breaks and the living, breathing, volatility of a dead star erupts from out of containment, it’s a sure fire way to eliminate an entire cargo vessel, the occupants, contents and engine contained within.

Now we humans like to think of engines as merely machinery with moving parts that can be switched on and off at will. But with the size and complexity of these cargo vessels traveling billions of miles round trip month after month, they are a little unwieldy. You don’t just shut down an entire ship. Once you light an engine and trap all that energy, it stays on until its ultimate heat death from machine failure, decades or possibly centuries after it was awoken. The rigmarole the Company has to go through in order to create a new vessel these days in non trivial. It’s akin to directing the energy from a dying star into a containment space no larger than a couples transport berth on Tourus station. The action it takes to bring a ship to life is positively cataclysmic. So more often than not Gilda, and the few others left that do her job on alternate shifts have only ever seen ships data wink out of existence. Not once have they ever seen a presumed dead ship turn back on. That is, until just now.

“What the fuck?” Gilda exclaims in shock. Her hands flying across her console. With a few button presses she hits record on the displays, and rolls back the counter for the clock, and loops it to repeat over and over again. A capture of just a few seconds of screen time. Gilda transfers the few moments of display data over to the Company archives for further investigation. An until now unheard of event, right there, bottom left corner of her display, a lone pale green blip, that was once empty space one second, is a new vibrant green dot. Blinking life where there was only emptiness a moment ago.

Inside the vast array of data banks a previously scrubbed name sets off all sorts of alarms. This data gets shunted immediately to a private data center while the previously heavily redacted name “The Dirty Starling” flashes urgently. All hell breaks loose.

GHOST OF THE DIRTY STARLING: REBIRTH.  Part 1

**Stay tuned for more adventures in the interconnected space short stories universe of The Dirty Starling.**

The Urn Build : Finale Episode… sort of.

I have finally managed to get all three pieces built, sanded up to 800 grit, and now it has one coat of clear coat on it that has been buffed to a higher than usual (for me) sheen. I have it drying in the garage, where it can spend the next 36 hours off gassing before I hand it off. All that is left to add are the tiny rubber feet for the bottom, so as not to scuff the surface where it will reside.

I added one tiny step, by using a blow torch to add some colour, and visual texture to the central column. I am glad I did a test burn on some scrap red Oak, so that I could change my plan up a bit mid stream to work on the central column and not the cap/case topper. A darker base makes it feel more grounded, and less visually monotone. The grain pops with the Osmo finish I used, so it looks pretty sharp. I do like how the blue felt looks against the red/tan tones of the red oak. I could have gone a bit more fancy, by using dove tails or a box joint for the central column, but the butt joints are sturdy. So C’est la vie.

I will need to blow off the felt with my compressor to get rid of the dust, and add four feet, then it’s off to the future resident. Tick that one off the to-do list!

No finish, but assembled.
Lid off central column with tray still inside.
Lid, central column and removable tray.
All three pieces with clear coat finish applied.

Needs a touch more clean up, and out the door it goes! Happy Easter weekend everybody!

Having trouble visualizing the headspace I need

to be in in order to write creatively at the moment. I have a couple of one off short stories rolling about in my head but I can’t seem to get them out on paper. I mean, sure I’ve done a very brief point form outline, but that’s not helping me find the voice of either set of characters. I have had a few spells of just plain day dreaming where I have thought up something fun, but then just couldn’t get it to come to life. Which is irritating to say the least, but at least I am not where I was a few months ago where I had no ideas at all. Here I was thinking that after I had published my book of short stories back in March, that I would wile away my time adding a couple thousand words more in the time I had before me. But besides three of four small posts here I haven’t written anything at all. I will amend my list of outstanding short stories as ideas come to me, and I hope that I will soon be able to work towards fleshing them out properly in my own idiosyncratic style.

Actually here I’ll just tell you what sort of short stories I have in my bag which I want to write out. I do usually tend towards micro short stories of about five hundred words or so, but if it really grabs me, I have been known to add on additional stories in that line of thinking. Sometimes there are multiple peoples perspectives in the same event, or just different people on the same side of a conflict having wholly different experiences. So the next three stories I intend to write revolve around the creation of the first AI in my interconnected space stories series, which revolves around a character named Kelvin, whom you may recall had a whole portion of my book; The Chronicles of Kelvin. I like him, he’s an interesting guy that has done some pretty weird shit. He’s also comfortable alone, much like myself. Now that story line could have one long but sort of abridged last chapter, or could be broken down like I have in my outline into five meaty chunks. But, you know, sometimes my eyes are bigger than my fingers and I can’t possible write interesting, character driven stories with that many chapters right out of the gate. I’ll have to build up to that, if I ever get a head of steam in me. The second story involves a father and his young daughter, where they are playing out of doors, in a forest, and the young girl is regaling her father with stories of mystical whimsy from her imagination, but the father is transcribing them and adding in all the sorts of details young kids leave out of their stories, but then she gets bored and he’s absolutely hooked, and she looses her train of thought in the middle of this fantasy of epic proportions (due to a vivid childhood imagination unencumbered by things like, logic, physics & linear thinking) and the father goes mental trying to tie it all together in the end. Which is a sentiment I understand completely. The third story is more anecdotal about one of many situations brought about by having Crohn’s Disease. It has a comedic bent to it, because how can you not when you are dealing with such a shitty topic. Ha. That’s all for ranting and whining right now. I’m off to get blood work done at the lab, so stay safe, and have a great autumn season.

THE COMPANY : A Series Of Interconnected Short Stories

Found here are the titles for each of the twenty one chapters (or self contained sections) of [The Company: A Series of interconnected short stories] BOOK ONE. If you like these, you can comment and I’ll send you the entire BOOK TWO as a pdf, for free.

  1. “You know what I love the most about being out here?… (613 words)
  2. “Hey, we’ve got an alarm here, main bus three, now four’s on the blink too, five and six… (1410 words)
  3. “Welcome aboard the Non Sequitur capsule, flight commander… (1094 words)
  4. It’s strange, the things you come to miss while out here… (1492 words)
  5. “Hey, Dougie, wake up!, Somebody’s called in sick and I need another able bodied mechanic for the… (2527 words)
  6. “Yo, Daryl, you’ve been summoned.” (1597 words)
  7. “What do you remember about the accident out there, anything you can give us… (1433 words)
  8. “Good evening everyone, welcome to orientation!” (3248 words)
  9. Pulling up the lane way to the massive Company induction office… (973 words)
  10. I can’t believe I’m sitting here, cowering in my room like a god damn child… (2249 words)
  11. “Do you have any idea how much these treatments are going to run The Company!”… (1622 words)
  12. “What is it you said you guys do again?”… (1003 words)
  13. “Dude… don’t lump me in with THAT fucking Martian… (1065 words)
  14. “Rolling in five, four, three, two…” (1520 words)
  15. When they told me I had been selected for the maiden voyage of… (2421 words)
  16. The official report on the events surrounding the launch of Margot’s Fever. (2190 words)
  17. “And now – for the exciting conclusion to…” (1480 words)
  18. What an insufferable lot of twats these people are… (3813 words)
  19. “I heard you the first time… (944 words)
  20. In the dead silence of my jumpsuit, the heavy rush of blood pumping… (1631 words)
  21. “Some jobs are hard no matter where you work… (2789 words)

**Possibly more entries for this line of adventure to come later on this year.

You can also find various other micro short stories in the archives that aren’t set in space. If this is helpful, then I will also gather my other short story links together.

Project machine: If I had my way.

Oh it’s ugly, and it’s heavy too. (Fig 1.)

If I had my way I would scoop these sorts of things up from the farm, take them home to my garage shop, break them down, strip off the paint, add all new hoses & fittings, fix any bearings, pins, and bushings, chase threads, repaint it, reassemble it, and enjoy watching it get a whole new life of use on the farm. A few things stick out as to why I don’t. One- can’t lift it. I do not own a skid steer, a truck robust enough to carry it, nor a shop crane to manoeuvre it once at my shop. Two- I don’t really know anything about hydraulics, systems, hoses, fittings, pressurized lines, and how the flow of fluid works within such systems. Although this being an attachment for a tractor I suspect the majority of those complications lie inside the tractor, and not this add-on attachment. Three- my shop is not big enough to house this thing which is larger than it looks up close. I also don’t have a sturdy enough work bench for that type of weight. I also don’t do any sort of metal fabrication, so I couldn’t weld anything, bend anything, mill/lathe any simple fixes, or do much of anything worth while to it in my shops current state. I do mainly wood working, and a hint of vehicle service, and household repair. It’d be fun to figure this thing out though. Repair linkages, repaint it. Carve off the stickers & decals and then reapply them when done before a thick clear coat finish was applied to seal it all in together. Fun times!

There’s this sizeable wagon I want to fix too, that if you could add a third, fat wheel to at the front, that articulated would allow you to steer it around, could be used to hold a watering barrel for those hard to reach spots in the gardens. It needs sanding, dent repair, some minor fabrication, and a paint job. Possibly new, or just properly inflated tires, and some body work so the tires spin freely. Could also be a fun project. Likely a whole lot simpler than the excavator attachment. Weigh a whole lot less too.

Book two for 2026 (Fig 2.)

In other news I finished the Jason Pargin book last night. It was fine. Glad I got through a book, and am not into another one. This is about the James Webb Space Telescope, and so far reads pretty easily. Less textbook, more biography of the processes required in bringing it to life. Also — space photography! Ooh, aah… Very nice. While I’m not sure if I can do the twelve books in twelve months this year (my eyes and all that) I’m glad to finally sit down to read this one. I love science fiction, but occasionally I need to read about real science. Not that I understand much of it, but I am glad that others do, and are able to act on it in our favour. Sweet!  Also the books not that long. Fewer than two hundred pages with a lovely photo spread in the middle. Just like the New Horizons book about the Pluto mission. One of my all time favourite books about actual science. But I digress.

I spent some time yesterday priming over my poor earlier paint job of several Warhammer 40K miniatures. I intend to redo those with my air brush, and considerably more patience. Not that I am able to battle with them, I just want a much cleaner paint job for the few that I have. I might even wash, and primer over some Eldar that I have too. My first pass with yellow was unsuccessful, let’s just put it that way shall we. Hideous results. No matter. Strip the paint off, and begin again!

All the best to you out there!

I am hearing of a warm spell.

Which I was told was supposed to start over this previous weekend, but that didn’t happen because it was still minus twenty five when I got up both mornings. However to hedge my bets I have gone and dug out the storm drain at the front of the property to try to eliminate a standing puddle that will turn into a solid block of ice every night once the sun goes down. And I took some time to cut away the snow & ice build up from the end of the driveway to widen it back up just a hair. I saw my spouse had driven directly backwards into the snow pile, so half the work of breaking it down was done for me. What the state of her rear bumper is right now, I don’t know, but I imagine there may be a couple new bumps, dents, and scratches on it, that’s for certain. No matter. I also dug out the alcove for the garbage bins, and the 306 L recycling dumpster we all use now. With there being so much snow making our driveway entrance tighter and tighter, I am not able to put the bins out in the drive, and still have room to get around them in the mornings. So a carve out of the snowbank is essential. It’ll get filled in with any new dumping of snow, just you wait and see. I’ll be back out there digging it out soon enough.

Most importantly I found the storm drain, and it is uncovered. May the warming spell drain itself away unfettered! I can’t say what has become of my down spouts or eaves troughs, but the street (at least on my side) shouldn’t flood too badly. I mean if the storm drains are a solid block of ice underground, my opening the top grate to the world isn’t going to do much good. It’s the thought that counts! Ha.

Here we are in February, the 2nd at that. And it’s sunny. The ground hogs are sure to see their shadows, and we get six more weeks of hard winter. On the plus side, no icy trips to the cottage or Ottawa this February, so that’s a plus in my books. It’s always so damn cold! I hate the cold. I hate it! With a passion, no less. Interminable season. Never wants to leave, sticks around for far too long. The fact we started snow in November means we’re four months into the white stuff, and I don’t care for it. Makes Christmas look picturesque but is otherwise a nuisance.

Welcome to Monday everybody. We started the laundry last night. I put the dishwasher on before I left with the kids this morning, and I can focus on other things if I wish. Like taking a nap! In all honesty I welcome the coming of spring. I can get back into my wood shop and build some useful items for the house. Start to poke around in the trees, shrubs, and hedges a little. Clean up the left over weeds and leaves from the lawn. Pick up all the dropped twigs from the trees. Take a load of stuff to the farm as clean fill for the field(s). I get to open the windows, and doors, and begin the spring cleaning. Washing the windows, blinds, ceiling fans, vents, that sort of thing. It’s not glamorous work but it feels like things are getting done around here. Cobwebs on the ceilings get brushed away. Dust bunnies are found and disposed of. See if the closets I cleaned out have gathered newer junk to be sorted or purged. Swap the kids clothes over to lighter items for the impending temperature change. It’s a whole thing!

Do a nice little service to the bicycles and the lawn mower. Make sure both chainsaws are up and running. Maybe return to bucking logs at the farm for a week or so. Much can be done when the weather begins to turn in March/April. Can’t forget tax time either. Wheeeee!

Reading near a fire.

Toasty and warm while it’s minus twenty three degrees Celsius outside. (Fig 1.)

I worked a little on my report yesterday, and I shovelled another foot and a half of snow off the back deck, for those playing the home game that outs me up to just shy of 100 cm of snow removed from this particular deck so far this winter. The skies are blue, but it is icy cold out there, and I don’t much care for it. It was just a few days ago that I realized I hadn’t even read one whole book in January, so I tried very hard to sit down to read a bunch over the last two or three days. I’ve made progress, but my one book a month goal has fallen short all ready. D’oh! Maybe I can make it up with two shorter books in February, or over the summer? I don’t know, and I’m not all that concerned about it to be honest with you.

But, I did sit near the fire to read for a solid hour or more and I’ll take that as a win. No phone in my hand, I left it in another room to charge while I focused on reading. It feels good to work, or entertain myself without a phone nearby. Helps to keep my mind on the task at hand.

I don’t mind having music playing though, but with music from my phone comes notifications, texts, emails, and all of that type of nonsense. I still have CDs, but my last cd player died about five years or more ago. My television hook up can play music, same with my old Xbox. So physical media isn’t totally out of reach right now. Perhaps I’ll look into getting a new CD player for the house, eliminate the need for my phone for music. Though a lot of my new favourites were discovered on iTunes, and I don’t have a disc for them. I can’t remember the last time I went out to buy a disc for a band I like. That has to be more than a decade ago by now. Wow. Funny how time flies. I guess the iPod destroyed music stores. No need to buy albums when I could grab the single I was after. Funny that. Huh.

I’m trying to locate large print versions of books I’d like to read. Long gone now is my desire to read an 800 page time with 6 pt nice type in it, and a thousand words per page. Give me 140-210 exceptional pages of snappy characters in an interesting environment and I’m with you for the ride along! Think Martha Wells and the Murder it series in regards to brevity. I’m far more drawn to that now than ever before. I used to love long winding, meandering, world building tales that used thousands of pages. Now I want you to allude to it, and keep the story moving. That’s my jam now. That’s where to meet me in the book store aisles.

I might have to just wander the large print section at the book store because I can’t ever seem to find new titles in large print online. Maybe it’s a special order kind of thing? I guess hard cover books get printed with fairly large type in them, so I have that option available. Those just get pricy. More than I’m looking to spend at the moment. Whatever, I have glasses, and a substantial pile of books to be read, so I should knuckle under, read those, then search out newer stuff that’s easier on the eyes.

It’s not difficult to want to sit a read when it’s bitterly cold out, and there’s a fire going in the family room. Sunshine, warm blankets, fire crackling. Get your books out! It’s reading time.

Making my way through this book — finally! (Fig 2.)

Fewer than 200 pages left to go until book one for the year is done. Wish me luck!

The missing feature that I never see anymore.

When I was growing up as a kid in the eighties there was this one defining feature that you would see everywhere, and now that it’s gone, I get a weird sort of nostalgia for it. And it’s really rather odd, if I do say so myself. That feature? You might ask… Massive rippling burgundy curtains on every wall or surface. Going to the movies? You could expect stairs, levels, and burgundy curtains everywhere. Going ice skating indoors? We’ll do I have news for you, along with burgundy curtained walls we have blue cloud sky patterns on the ice, a magnificent cyan blue. Rippling burgundy textiles were either all the rage from the seventies with heavy carry over into the eighties, or had its hey day in the eighties. That shit was every fucking where. Inside restaurants. And I miss it. It was a bold statement! Couldn’t tell you what it was trying to say, but it was loud, bold, and omnipresent. The colour of my youth outside the home — burgundy; rippled hanging curtains, with gold tasseled ends, or draw strings. Black objects with gold or silver inlays. Black porcelain toilets. Dark stained wooden cabinets, hutches, and tables. It was a wild time. Dim orange lighting, and ash trays and heavy smokers. Not a good time if you were asthmatic.

Then we got builders beige, Millenial grey, dark slate grey homes with black trim, open concept homes, dual toned kitchen uppers from lowers, marbles and granites for counter tops, soon carpet will be back in fashion leaving hard wood & laminate floors covered up for another decade or more. The times they are a changing!

Funny the things we get nostalgic for isn’t it. Sometimes it is people, places, old brands or toys, but I think the hardest hit are the “feelings” we experienced from our youth. There’s no going home, as they say. Which house from my youth would I yearn for anyway? We moved a double digit number of times. My childhood home memory spans five, or six, possibly more places. Houses, apartments, different countries, and entirely different groups of surrounding people. If I had the chance to “go home” where would that even be?

Speaking of which, the last time I moved was 2009, this is the longest stretch of time that I have lived in one place, with the same friend group, and the same neighbours, and I think my kids benefit from having roots of their own developing here. One childhood home where all the memories are. We’ll, besides the inlaws house, farm property, and the cottage, but those also don’t move or change locations, we do. We go there. It doesn’t randomly become a new destination to find every few years.

I grew up feeling nomadic, and I’m not outgoing enough for it anymore. Making new friends over, and over, and over again isn’t in my wheel house anymore. I really don’t want to move even if we somehow come into money, via lottery or otherwise. I love my tiny house. I’ll stay put I think. Although I did get pretty good at moving, and paring my life down to fit a number of totes, boxes, bags, and bins. I love a good purge! I can spring clean like the best of them. Marie Kondo has nothing on me! You just have to remind yourself that your house will not magically expand in size just because you cleaned out some closets, cabinets, or storage rooms. The foot print remains the same, but you might enjoy some visual freedom from clutter, or have an easier time opening doors, or walking with fewer items in the way.

How did large hanging burgundy curtains become a discussion on purging, moving, and childhood nostalgia? I don’t know, but my disorganized mind took us there didn’t it? Sure did Bob.

It’s Saturday, and the last day of January. I have had the second best ever month on this blog this January. I hit 800 or more views. Wild. I don’t expect to hear the 2,000 in one month like last July, but this is a very strong start to the year. My fifteen cents in ad revenue is a testament to that! So thank you! Germany, Singapore, even the US, and the UK have put up significant numbers here already this year. I do not know what you have found, or that which you seek, but I’m happy you found this wee little blog on your travels. Thanks for stopping by, and looking in. Ciao Bella!

PA Day Part Deux: Redux.

It’s like the previous week was on replay or something. Cold weather, check! More snow, check!, weird cough slash illness, check! Snow day to cancel school the same week as a pre planned PA Day, check! It’s like January doesn’t want to end, and wants to go on forever. Forget Groundhogs day, January PA Days are vying for the position so we can never get out of the cold ass month. I feel exhausted. What day is it anyway? January 73rd? Ugh.

What’s worse is we aren’t even into the coldest month of the year yet, we still have the deeper freeze of February to look forward to, and exist within. Grocery shopping, getting gas, climbing, taekwondo, dance, girl guides, school drop off & pick up, dog walks, all of these things exist with an outdoor component, and February is here to kick us in the teeth for it. Oh, and don’t forget the snow shoveling, and the chipping of ice that awaits us all. Thanks! I hate it.

I was able to finish the first draft of my report nearly two days earlier than expected, so I can work on a couple of different things for another client today. With the kids home, yet again, I will need to stop frequently to deal with fighting, squabbling, and requests for food & beverages. Oh joy! I was under the impression they were going to the cottage with the grand parents last night, but that didn’t materialize. The extra deep cold seems to have taken the wind out of everybody’s sails for heading north. I don’t mind. I dislike the drive when we go for only one or two nights. Road conditions aren’t ideal for road trips.

I’m going to have breakfast shortly, and then I’ll get to work. I had hoped the kids would sleep in since they complain of being tired on every other school day morning, but I had to be up before eight am anyway. Why was I blessed with children that don’t want to go to sleep, stay asleep, or sleep in during the mornings when that option is available.

What Friday type things await us today? US interference in the Albertan separatist movement. Threats from T regarding airplane certifications. More threats of annexation. Cool, cool, cool.

What a difference a little sun makes eh!?!

A little sunshine on the valley makes the SAD go away, at least for a little while (Fig 1.)

Oh don’t get me wrong, it is blisteringly cold outside this morning, a very tepid minus seventeen before the wind chill factor even gets considered, so don’t wax too lyrical about the sun, because balmy it isn’t. But the precious vitamin D from what little sun shine we do have is a great mood enhancer regardless of exterior temperatures. I’ll take a moment to bask in the orange glow of the sun through all of this grey dinginess. Take what I can get at this point. The saddest day of the year approaches, Blue Monday, where we’ve gone so long without sunshine, warmth, and heat, so it makes us all a little depressed.

But, the days are getting ever so slightly longer with the sun up now until almost five thirty, soon to extend beyond until almost six, and then BAM! Spring will hit, and the grass will turn green, buds will appear on trees, and the birds that haven’t died from bird flu will come back, and we will all get outdoors far more often. And the lawn care cycle begins anew. Awesome.

For now, we enjoy each individual day that has any sun shine to it, or a wide open blue sky, because with winters here being so cold, and having returned to snowy form, full of shoveling, it’s best to take your moment of joy/peace whenever you can find it. I found out my Balaklava from storage so that I can shovel without my neck, cheeks, and mouth getting cold. A god send! Thank you to whomever designed that article of clothing. That and long johns and snow pants! All must have around here.

I have work to get to so I should be about my business. I understand Australia is battling bush fires in the height of their summer. I wish them well. While I like hot more than cold, those 50°C temps are just too much! You are a more hardy folk than I. Take care out there.

Enjoying the outdoors while it’s slightly more pleasant.

Caught a random rainbow segment
(Fig 1.)
Doggos enjoying the crisp morning air. (Fig 2.)

Welcome to Wednesday and I’ve still got more of this report left to do! Big work jobs require lots of focus, and attention to detail. Best to go slowly and be as precise as can be.

Minus twenty five.

It really smacks you in the face like a slap! POW! Right in the kisser. Makes the nostrils stick together, and freezes ice right on your eye balls. It’s unpleasant to uncovered skin. Wrap up, stay warm, and stay inside if you can manage it. Polar vortex is making itself known this year!

I hate snow.

While we did not get the full 40 cm they were warning of, we did get about 25 cm or so depending on the winds, and snow drifts that were up over my knees in certain spots that wind catches. Took me a full 90 minutes to dig out the front walk, drive way, both cars, walk way to the shed, and the entire back patio. I’ve skipped the deck because it’s cold, blowy, and I have paid work to get to at some point today.  The kids were told to sleep in since the schools were cancelled as of last evening. We knew they were to be home, same with my wife.

I’m now tired, sweaty, and thirsty. Feel a little like overheating from the strain of moving all that damn snow – again. With more on the way over the course of the next two months easily. This is the type of winter I remember from my youth, but I wasn’t by myself shoveling then, I have three older brothers, and we’d all have to help out. Now I’d like to get my kids more involved, or… Now hear me out here, I go buy a snowblower because this shit sucks. It’ll still take a while to clear, but it should save my back, arms, and heart if I can help it!

The trouble with continuous large dumps of snow is that you run out of places to put it, so it begins to encroach on your driveway width, and the piles get so high you either have to shovel the tops flat afterward, or wheel barrow your excess over to some other spot just to get rid of it. It’s a cold, wet, nightmare. At least with a blower you can atomize it, and throw it in a whisky stream out over your lawn. Beats having to raise your shovel higher and higher each consecutive snow storm until you’re placing snow gently at shoulder height to stop it from tumbling off the pile to settle back where you grabbed it from in the first place. Think digging very dry powdery sand out of a hole on a beach. The loose stuff wants to fall back down no matter what you do.

I need to eat some breakfast, then try and work. I’m waiting for my heart beat to normalize after that digging session. I’m still hot & sweaty too. Blargh. Ugh!

Welcome to Monday, I guess!?!

The snow is just about here!

Not that we are expected to get anything like what the states are about to undertake, but it’s blowing around like crazy right now. Dog walk at the farm is cancelled while the snow squalls warning is still in place. I don’t fancy getting stuck at the farm, or somewhere on the road between there, and here. Not a good look to know a storm is coming, and still manage to get caught out in it.

In other news I finished one entire section of my first large report for the year, and even got a few pages into the report proper. I’d love to say it’ll be a simple thing to finish in a day, but it could take the better part of the week. These large reports are dense, and can get complicated if you lose track of where you are on the spreadsheet. Go up or down one space and you can ruin hours worth of work by being inattentive. Detailed work requires focus. So in this instance slow & steady is fast. If you never have to back track to fix a slipped digit, or space you are ahead of the game by a mile. It’s not glamorous, but it’ll save my brain. So that’s my approach! Like it or lump it.

I ended up spending about six hours on the first, and much, much, much smaller section that requires colour coding, and italicized data portions for each, and every comment. Glad it’s done. Looks good all lined up, and set out on paper. I feel good that I utilized my weekend to complete that section. With any luck I will get another few pages done of the data driven side today, all in preparation for hitting the ground running on Monday morning.

The girls are due back from Camp later on today, so my wife will be in desperate need of some alone time to unwind, and/or tackle some work of her own. I won’t be able to remove the kids from the house, but I can try to occupy them with shoveling duty, cleaning, chores, or quietly reading alone in their rooms, or a movie fort with popcorn, snacks, and an unbothered mum!

Which reminds me, I have laundry of my own to do. I should try to get a few things going while my day is still wide open. In other news, I had eighty off people swing by the blog yesterday, which is kind of high numbers, but because the new benchmark is somewhere between two hundred, and fifteen hundred views in a single day, I no longer receive those “Hey go get ’em!” Prompts from WordPress for anything less. I remember when forty three views on a single day was my all time high, and that score stayed there for years! I still take note even if the site itself doesn’t. I appreciate you all coming to my blog, and looking around for a little while. Cheers!