What a pleasant surprise.

Yesterday I was met with the news that a corporate intern was heading back to university and that our time working together was at an end. A pretty common experience if you deal with larger clients that have post secondary education links in the community. But what set this apart was a particularly kind letter that outlined how much easier it made her life to work with me over the last four months. The contents of the email are written below, with permission;

Hi Mark,
As my internship comes to an end, I wanted to take a moment to thank you for all your support over the past few months.
It was a pleasure working with you on various creative projects throughout the summer. One thing I always appreciated was your incredible speed and flexibility. No matter how tight the timeline or how many revisions came up, you were always willing to jump in, adapt quickly, and help us find a solution. Your responsiveness made a huge difference, especially on projects that required quick turnarounds.
Beyond delivering great work, you were always easy to work with and brought a positive attitude to every interaction. It made even the most urgent projects feel manageable.
Thank you for all the time, effort, and creativity you contributed to the projects we worked on together. I learned a lot from seeing how efficiently and professionally you approached your work, and I’m grateful for the opportunity to have collaborated with you.
Wishing you all the best and thank you again for helping make my internship experience such a positive one.
Warm regards,
Archisha

Archisha Mishra
Marketing Intern

Oddly enough this isn’t the first such email I have received of this nature, but I won’t post the others as they are years out of date. Ha! But the sentiment stands, and I’m proud of that, even if I toot my own horn. What a gracious way to spend the 100th day of the secondary achievement streak from JetPack, and day 862 of my overall latest writing streak for this blog.

A huge welcome to Thursday. Lots going on today. Spouse returns to work in a matter of minutes. Eldest daughter has a proper hair appointment today with Grandma, for her return to class ten days time. I’m waiting on approvals to send some client files off, and have some groceries to put away, and general house cleaning to do. The dog, well… He has his standing date at the farm for a walk with his girlfriend so he’s covered for the day too.

Either it is extremely dewy this morning or we had rain last night. One way or the other it looks pretty damp outside. Green growing grass to match my happy mood.

Great day to you all out there in the whole wide world. May your working experience be as pleasant as possible.

“When I completed my…

Training back at the academy on Tourus station about thirty years ago this job used to be fun”. She mutters to herself aloud, while reaching for a fresh bulb of black coffee, sat on a little dispenser above her console. The heat from the instant bulb bringing feeling back into her clammy hands. Her remarks echoing off the empty banks of machines surrounding her station in the middle of the long cold room. Gilda, the air traffic controller on shift is hunched over a bank of displays watching a dizzying array of pale green blips jostle across several CRT tv screens all at arm’s length. It’s a slow moving dot matrix puzzle. Leaning away from the console, her feet firmly tucked into the padded stirrups underneath so that she won’t float out of position in the low gravity field she occupies, an audible crack emanates from her hunched spine. With a brief moan of relief Gilda leans back towards her console and the many thousands of cargo vessels she is responsible for keeping track of.

“I can’t believe that when I started I only had to follow three vessels! Three!” She barks in a hoarse laughter. The righteous indignation present in her commanding voice. Looking at the cavernous space around her console with a sweeping glance, like she used to do when it was full of other people. Back when she could catch another’s eye, and they could both enjoy one another’s plight within the Company. “Then the company decided it was too expensive to assign individual ships to a traffic controller as a parcel, they moved over to one controller one entire route.” Gilda loves to talk out loud, because there is nobody to hear her, so she has gotten pretty good at delivering her daily diatribe with gusto. With her best performative gestures she continues. “Now back then, routes might have had only ten or twelve ships flying the same path, just days apart. The work load for us got harder, for sure, but it was manageable” she pouts. Gilda loves to bemoan the state of her job now that much of what she was trained to do has become automated.

Her role was to know where every ship was under her care. That far flung planet in desperate need of parts or it will collapse, yeah they’d ping Gilda, and she’d know where on the route the vessel was within seconds. If they’d taken evasive maneuvers, she’d know and would log it, and all parties would be notified same day. But with the consolidation of traffic controllers, and the expansion of traffic she personally had to watch, that role got pushed onto automation. Now the Company has a separate system that gets pinged, and if the same vessel names comes up time and again, even if it’s for different reasons, as soon as one question about it gets answered the Company system deletes all tickets regarding further questions about said vessel. It’s great for throughout stats, but terrible if you have multiple things you needed to know, or communicate. But that’s Company life, right. Somebody gets a bonus for tickets logged, they just say that all queries were completed. One answer fits all folks!

It’s also the reason why all earth ships have these long ridiculous sounding names, so that no two get mixed up. Pretty hard to get two with the same name when the cargo vessels get called “Clarice with the sheeps” or “Edgar, Allen and Poe” or something truly weird like “The Pauly Shore Wheezing of the Juice“. Absolutely bizarre names. Very distinct monikers that meant when a ship got pinged for its whereabouts, or a status update, the answer that came back, promptly at that, was correct. It virtually eliminated transposed numbers or letters for ship names. Hard to believe but back in the day they used just VIN numbers to identity ships. Who cares if eights, A’s, and zeros or O’s look the same on these CRT tv screens. That was when we tried to be all covert about shipping and shit. Lots of folks died because of that. Like, a lot a lot. Planets sunk into civil wars because they were given information in error about a ship not even in their system. A truly terrible time to be alive. A whole colony gone to war killing themselves over scarce resources, just to have the usual ship show up ten days later and 95% of the colony dead, or dying. It was a mess. I’m sure some one still got their bonuses though, right.

But today with the longer names, that doesn’t happen. Instead we have air traffic controller burn out. We have corporate greed to thank for that Gilda mutters to the vast but empty room. It’s not entirely silent in the cavernous expanse she calls operations. It’s one of six spaces on this far flung station orbiting some random gas giant, about four hundred meters across, and six hundred deep. What used to be filled by three overlapping eight hour shifts worth of people, is now jammed up with server banks, cold blinking lights, squeaky exhaust fans, the trickle from water cooling towers, and row upon row of dials, switches and toggles. None of which Gilda knows how to service, or maintain. Now for shift three, it is just her. She’s paid to watch multiple screens full of slow moving pale green dots. Every few seconds those blips move just a hair. It’s her job to notice if one of those blips should wink out. That means death. Total annihilation of a vessel. Black box with virtually indestructible transponder gone up in flames. Unlikely, but it happens. If an engine gets punctured, or a seal breaks and the living, breathing, volatility of a dead star erupts from out of containment, it’s a sure fire way to eliminate an entire cargo vessel, the occupants, contents and engine contained within.

Now we humans like to think of engines as merely machinery with moving parts that can be switched on and off at will. But with the size and complexity of these cargo vessels traveling billions of miles round trip month after month, they are a little unwieldy. You don’t just shut down an entire ship. Once you light an engine and trap all that energy, it stays on until its ultimate heat death from machine failure, decades or possibly centuries after it was awoken. The rigmarole the Company has to go through in order to create a new vessel these days in non trivial. It’s akin to directing the energy from a dying star into a containment space no larger than a couples transport berth on Tourus station. The action it takes to bring a ship to life is positively cataclysmic. So more often than not Gilda, and the few others left that do her job on alternate shifts have only ever seen ships data wink out of existence. Not once have they ever seen a presumed dead ship turn back on. That is, until just now.

“What the fuck?” Gilda exclaims in shock. Her hands flying across her console. With a few button presses she hits record on the displays, and rolls back the counter for the clock, and loops it to repeat over and over again. A capture of just a few seconds of screen time. Gilda transfers the few moments of display data over to the Company archives for further investigation. An until now unheard of event, right there, bottom left corner of her display, a lone pale green blip, that was once empty space one second, is a new vibrant green dot. Blinking life where there was only emptiness a moment ago.

Inside the vast array of data banks a previously scrubbed name sets off all sorts of alarms. This data gets shunted immediately to a private data center while the previously heavily redacted name “The Dirty Starling” flashes urgently. All hell breaks loose.

GHOST OF THE DIRTY STARLING: REBIRTH.  Part 1

**Stay tuned for more adventures in the interconnected space short stories universe of The Dirty Starling.**

The Urn Build : Finale Episode… sort of.

I have finally managed to get all three pieces built, sanded up to 800 grit, and now it has one coat of clear coat on it that has been buffed to a higher than usual (for me) sheen. I have it drying in the garage, where it can spend the next 36 hours off gassing before I hand it off. All that is left to add are the tiny rubber feet for the bottom, so as not to scuff the surface where it will reside.

I added one tiny step, by using a blow torch to add some colour, and visual texture to the central column. I am glad I did a test burn on some scrap red Oak, so that I could change my plan up a bit mid stream to work on the central column and not the cap/case topper. A darker base makes it feel more grounded, and less visually monotone. The grain pops with the Osmo finish I used, so it looks pretty sharp. I do like how the blue felt looks against the red/tan tones of the red oak. I could have gone a bit more fancy, by using dove tails or a box joint for the central column, but the butt joints are sturdy. So C’est la vie.

I will need to blow off the felt with my compressor to get rid of the dust, and add four feet, then it’s off to the future resident. Tick that one off the to-do list!

No finish, but assembled.
Lid off central column with tray still inside.
Lid, central column and removable tray.
All three pieces with clear coat finish applied.

Needs a touch more clean up, and out the door it goes! Happy Easter weekend everybody!

Having trouble visualizing the headspace I need

to be in in order to write creatively at the moment. I have a couple of one off short stories rolling about in my head but I can’t seem to get them out on paper. I mean, sure I’ve done a very brief point form outline, but that’s not helping me find the voice of either set of characters. I have had a few spells of just plain day dreaming where I have thought up something fun, but then just couldn’t get it to come to life. Which is irritating to say the least, but at least I am not where I was a few months ago where I had no ideas at all. Here I was thinking that after I had published my book of short stories back in March, that I would wile away my time adding a couple thousand words more in the time I had before me. But besides three of four small posts here I haven’t written anything at all. I will amend my list of outstanding short stories as ideas come to me, and I hope that I will soon be able to work towards fleshing them out properly in my own idiosyncratic style.

Actually here I’ll just tell you what sort of short stories I have in my bag which I want to write out. I do usually tend towards micro short stories of about five hundred words or so, but if it really grabs me, I have been known to add on additional stories in that line of thinking. Sometimes there are multiple peoples perspectives in the same event, or just different people on the same side of a conflict having wholly different experiences. So the next three stories I intend to write revolve around the creation of the first AI in my interconnected space stories series, which revolves around a character named Kelvin, whom you may recall had a whole portion of my book; The Chronicles of Kelvin. I like him, he’s an interesting guy that has done some pretty weird shit. He’s also comfortable alone, much like myself. Now that story line could have one long but sort of abridged last chapter, or could be broken down like I have in my outline into five meaty chunks. But, you know, sometimes my eyes are bigger than my fingers and I can’t possible write interesting, character driven stories with that many chapters right out of the gate. I’ll have to build up to that, if I ever get a head of steam in me. The second story involves a father and his young daughter, where they are playing out of doors, in a forest, and the young girl is regaling her father with stories of mystical whimsy from her imagination, but the father is transcribing them and adding in all the sorts of details young kids leave out of their stories, but then she gets bored and he’s absolutely hooked, and she looses her train of thought in the middle of this fantasy of epic proportions (due to a vivid childhood imagination unencumbered by things like, logic, physics & linear thinking) and the father goes mental trying to tie it all together in the end. Which is a sentiment I understand completely. The third story is more anecdotal about one of many situations brought about by having Crohn’s Disease. It has a comedic bent to it, because how can you not when you are dealing with such a shitty topic. Ha. That’s all for ranting and whining right now. I’m off to get blood work done at the lab, so stay safe, and have a great autumn season.

THE COMPANY : A Series Of Interconnected Short Stories

Found here are the titles for each of the twenty one chapters (or self contained sections) of [The Company: A Series of interconnected short stories] BOOK ONE. If you like these, you can comment and I’ll send you the entire BOOK TWO as a pdf, for free.

  1. “You know what I love the most about being out here?… (613 words)
  2. “Hey, we’ve got an alarm here, main bus three, now four’s on the blink too, five and six… (1410 words)
  3. “Welcome aboard the Non Sequitur capsule, flight commander… (1094 words)
  4. It’s strange, the things you come to miss while out here… (1492 words)
  5. “Hey, Dougie, wake up!, Somebody’s called in sick and I need another able bodied mechanic for the… (2527 words)
  6. “Yo, Daryl, you’ve been summoned.” (1597 words)
  7. “What do you remember about the accident out there, anything you can give us… (1433 words)
  8. “Good evening everyone, welcome to orientation!” (3248 words)
  9. Pulling up the lane way to the massive Company induction office… (973 words)
  10. I can’t believe I’m sitting here, cowering in my room like a god damn child… (2249 words)
  11. “Do you have any idea how much these treatments are going to run The Company!”… (1622 words)
  12. “What is it you said you guys do again?”… (1003 words)
  13. “Dude… don’t lump me in with THAT fucking Martian… (1065 words)
  14. “Rolling in five, four, three, two…” (1520 words)
  15. When they told me I had been selected for the maiden voyage of… (2421 words)
  16. The official report on the events surrounding the launch of Margot’s Fever. (2190 words)
  17. “And now – for the exciting conclusion to…” (1480 words)
  18. What an insufferable lot of twats these people are… (3813 words)
  19. “I heard you the first time… (944 words)
  20. In the dead silence of my jumpsuit, the heavy rush of blood pumping… (1631 words)
  21. “Some jobs are hard no matter where you work… (2789 words)

**Possibly more entries for this line of adventure to come later on this year.

You can also find various other micro short stories in the archives that aren’t set in space. If this is helpful, then I will also gather my other short story links together.

Adjusting our sleep schedules in preparation of the return to the classroom.

While I lament the coming of September for it means an end to summer break, I also long for the days of heading off to university/college/trade school and all of the excitement associated with it. I hope my children enjoy their days at school as much as I did. Since I am not starting a new job, or heading back to the classroom I merely need to adjust my schedule to waking up to get my kids to school each morning. I took the summer break to sleep in until about 8:55 am each day, because I don’t necessarily feel the need to be available before 9:00 am for work, unless it’s an extreme case in which I feel obligated to do so. So I took the ten weeks available this summer to sleep in, because we all know the kids stayed up later than they should have because it was summer time. Now I have under ten days to get back to being up by 7:20 am, which isn’t as hard of a shift for me as it once was. My kids don’t seem to be struggling to wake up — yet. They’ll make a meal of waking up once the responsibility of the school day makes its presence known. The real trick is getting them to gear down and be in bed by 9:00 pm. Luckily the sun sets earlier and earlier, and those hyper physical extra curriculars will kick in shortly!

Both kids were awake before eight, so that’s a good sign. A few more days of getting them up and at’em by seven will make the school mornings of six thirty, six forty five that much easier. At least initially. I’m sure the coughs, head aches, tummy aches and more will begin almost immediately. Ten weeks illness free and that’ll evaporate near instantaneously, I’d wager money on it!

Lucky for the kids out schooling here only goes from 8:30 am until 3:00 pm. I’m given to understand that schools across the world go far longer than that. In some instances I could see that being beneficial, most of the time it feels a tad harsh. It’s not my lived experience so I can’t really say. From the outside looking in a fourteen hour long school day seems… Excessive. But you cannot argue that there is a lack of education, nor  public spending on education for the population. That’s for sure. Maybe the average work day for adults is similar so it helps keep the children out of mischief, and looked after while everybody works such long hours. Like I said, my knowledge comes from news articles, IG posts, and random news segments regarding tweens in school somewhere in China. My knowledge is anecdotal at best.

It’s been twenty years this September since I last walked into a post secondary education institution myself. It took a really long time for my FOMO to die off, and for me to not actively desire to return to school for a fourth time. I could try yet another career change I suppose, but I think where art/design is concerned the big brands will come back to artisanal works created by people to differentiate themselves from the cohesive gloss of current AI slop. It all has that HDR, no space left unfilled, word salad, hyper activity to it all. Premium companies want white space, breathing room, elegance, nuance, and to not feel like drop down menu chosen featured. For mom & pop places hoping to spend $8.00 on a poster it works great. Use AI, I can’t work for eight bucks. I think people would be happier to see a word doc with clip art right about now anyway. But I digress, we’re here to talk about coming off of summer hours and reentering the real world and regular business hours.

Good ole 9 to 5, just like the dearly departed Dolly used to sing about. Of course being a freelancer my time is more flexible, and I work those hours, plus evenings, weekends, and holidays because I’m not always busy with a 40 hour work week. Some times it’s twenty, and other weeks it’s a hundred. Evens out in the wash come tax time though, so it’s all good. I get to be around to drop my kids off at school, to pick them up, and some days even run them through town to evening activities. I get to walk the dog when weather permits, and I have the time to get groceries, clean, and maintain the house so it’s not what we spend our weekends on after work is done. Freelancing has many benefits, but a steadily working spouse is required. That can be a tough piece of the puzzle to find.

With any luck, and ten days to do so, I pray the transition back to school hours is both smooth & painless for all involved. A week this coming Tuesday and nearly all parents in Ontario will breathe a sigh of relief. Ha!

Bring on the purge of household junk immediately after that!

Everybody’s home! There goes my cleaning out the window almost immediately.

Gotta love it when your family comes home! The dog was very excited to see the girls after six days apart from them, he was very lucky and waggy of the tail for a good ten, fifteen minutes at least. I was also very happy to see them, though the messes they bring, or incur are not my favourite thing in this world ever. Didn’t take long for wrapper, beverage containers, sellotape bits, and cardboard pieces to migrate all over the house upon their return. I spent a number of hours over the six days they were gone cleaning and tidying up. I even went so far as to cut out some shapes in cardboard that my youngest had asked for.

My restraint in not going through their bedrooms and ransacking the closets & drawers for our grown or damaged clothes was monumental! I resisted the urge. Instead I got in close to some lower stakes hiding spots for junk and cleared those out instead. It was garbage day yesterday after all. I seized my opportunity, small though that it was, and mounted a mighty spiritual war on our random stock piles of garbage. Makes me feel good to see items leave this house! Small and insignificant that those items may well be, I did it, and through such action I feel better. A catharsis derived from tossing away accumulated mess. It certainly is freeing of the soul. I smiled the whole time.

This weekend I’m taking my kids out of town to visit family and do some fun activities while my spouse returns to work. She notified me that she too has plans to adjust our children’s closets and wardrobes and hand it off to a charity pick up when we are out of the house. A smart plan. The kids won’t let anything go if they can see you taking it. Busted boots or shoes, torn swim caps, out grown t-shirts, holed socks, pants with no knees, the list goes on and on. Best to donate what is still wearable for somebody younger, and take the busted textiles to a drop off bin for recycling and/or repurposing. Much easier to do when the kids are gone for a few days in a row.

I could very well have done so myself, but in my wife’s words, I’m too thorough and ruthless, so she’s a more tender hand and won’t completely strip their closets down to the bare basics. Who needs sixty pairs of pants? Who needs forty sweaters? Who needs 130 t-shirts? It’s ridiculous, and that’s just one kids closet. We have all together far too many clothes in this house. I’ve pared my clothing items down considerably over the years, so I run a leaner wardrobe than ever before. Although I did just come into four new to me golf shirts, so that puts my overall closet numbers up a bit. It’s all good though.

I’m going to be sad when the majority of these toys get put away in the toy bin for good. But, today is not the day for that, so onwards & upwards. I see my youngest is crafting away in the dining room so I’d wager there is a good amount of paper chaff all over the floor under the table. Lucky me!

Took about three hours of my evening last night and…

I sat down and played 90 minutes of guitar, about ten more minutes with my bass, and then did another 90 minutes of my own karaoke in the basement because I’m the only one home! And I enjoyed myself a great deal. Hell I even sat down to watch the second episode of Lanterns which was better than the first (or so I thought). I have spent all together far too much time looking at my phone and not “doing” things. I finally had enough of sitting on the couch watching other people do things. Up next, finish my Awesome-o painting, paint my Ork Boyz miniatures, sculpt, bake and paint my ceramic fair entry or dig an older one out of storage and get that up to snuff in its place.

The more I walk around the farm the more excited I am to get back to splitting wood in the mornings to fill those green wire bins. I also look forward to getting back to climbing twice a week as it’s been few & far between all July and August. Let these last two weeks of summer break be a lovely relaxing send off for our kids as we gear up for the start of school, and the lead off to potential October baseball, Thanksgiving, and Halloween (with all the work that that entails). By way of decorations, costumes, town events, the fair itself, and Halloween Haunt, and any potential travel plans for the fall. It’s a great season.

Hate to think about snow, but I do love me some autumn evenings. Comfy pants and sweater weather is pretty glorious around these parts. Closing down the cottage is kind of a pain but for how much we get out of it in the summer it’s not a major concern to devote a weekend or two to tidying up, and putting stuff away for the winter. Fall in the north is nice because you get the changing leaves of all sorts of colours, and far fewer bugs to contend with. That’s what I like, outdoor work without ten thousand mosquitoes, black flies, deer flies, wasps, hornets and shit. Plus the fire ban gets lifted as the rains return and we can clean up branches, logs, leaves and construction debris all at the same time.

Tending a gigantic fire is a tonne of fun. I really like gathering bits and piling them in as the flames rage on. Gotta be smart about it because the heat, danger, and metal bits make things a little treacherous in the fire pit. Don’t want a lung full of super heated black sooty smoke. No sir!

I think a small purge of the house might help lead us into the fall. We need to test shoes, rain boots, and winter boots. Not to mention all of the gloves, hats, neck rings and coats too. I’m certain we are harbouring far more stuff than what fits or is needed. Don’t get me started on snow pants right now either!

All I’m saying is, I’m basking in the afterglow of doing some hobbies last night after a full day of work. I did 23 pages on Sunday, and another 27 on Monday, and then I did a shallow soft proofing this morning and got my report off for a partial review. Plus I busted out the guitars and pedals, cords and cables and actually played. I think about it quite a bit. I really wanted to take my gear to the cottage this summer but with all the groceries there just wasn’t room for it. So I kept wanting to play but not be able to, so I just kept on not doing it once I came home. Same with the bass guitar, and with karaoke. Feels good to have at it freely after a long hiatus.

Just got to remember that sense of joy about painting, sculpting, writing, reading, climbing, wood working, and home DIY projects. It’s a weak point. I did a little tidy up around here but nothing major. I did clean out both cars so with today being garbage day I cleared out the house and garage too, and put it all at the curb on time. Even did the inlaws place! Go me. I woke up before eight and saw some texts this morning about going over to the inlaws and emptying the garage of junk. Glad I woke up early, as I’d feel bad if I missed the request. With the garbage man only coming twice per month you HAVE to make each opportunity count, lest you get stuck with too many bags and wind up having to stash some full bags to get rid of at the dump or at the farm. It’s a hassle.

Not a huge fan of the twice monthly recycling bin pick up either, but I can live with that. Cardboard doesn’t stink if it sits an additional two weeks. Garbage ain’t so much fun to hold on to for that much longer. But I digress. Today I am happy I got off my butt to do things I enjoy. At some point later today my wife and kids will come home, so that’s good too.

Walking in between the rain drops.

Old barn. (Fig 1.)

Monday morning is here and 8 have paid work to keep me company for the day, so I thought we should take a nice stroll about the farm to get some exercise before I retire to the office to work all day. I am just hoping that the rains holds off for the entirety of the walk about. Got caught in it twice yesterday, so that wasn’t cool. Luckily I got a twenty three page jump on my report yesterday, and can focus on quality rather than quantity today and tomorrow. Let us see how much of our domestic Duties get done today, any guesses?

Cornfields and a Renaissance in China.

Not the tallest I’ve ever seen, but we’re at 8ft tall right now. (Fig 1.)

The corn is leafy, green and standing fairly tall this year. All are good things, but what concerns me is that each stalk carries only one, possibly two cobs of corn. I’ve seen stalks with many multiples before so I have concerns about the potential yields if it’s all plant and no corn kernels on cobs. Not that I can do anything about it, just an observation of the outermost wall of corn stalks in the nearest field. Will have to wait and see how it all shakes out in the wash.

My blog is seeing a real Renaissance from viewers out of China. I’m not sure if they are using AI agents to scrape my posts, but I can see them looking at specific articles, stories, and episodes so this feels more organic than the Germany flare up from July 2025. That was all archives and nothing much else. Where these new folks are searching out and reading specific stories. It’s all good. I’m happier this time around because I can see what is drawing them in. That’s great. I’m seeing a lot of posts I don’t immediately recognize. Easy enough when you have two 800 day streaks, plus at least one that was 700 days before breaking for one reason or another. That’s a lot of off the top of my head venting, and pre-planned deep dives on one thing or another. I’ve written several hundred thousand words here over the last seven years. Far too much to remember without help.

I did get a large project in last evening, so I plan to start that after this drizzle soaked dog walk at the farm. I’m just waiting for our guests, and a break in the rain to hop out and begin. So I thought I’d jump on the blog post while the thoughts were fresh in my mind. Here. We. Go!

Two things and I will show them to you now.

First — the Gay-Lea socks that I won in the Markham Fair butter carving competition last year (my current favourite pair of socks) have had the heel give out on one foot, and I am devastated. Not even one whole years worth of wear & tear has done them in! And in such a tricky spot I do not know if I could mend them and they still remain comfortable enough to wear. I’m busted up inside. Waaah.

Worn thin and finally rubbed through while working outdoors yesterday in my safety boots. Bummed out doesn’t really describe how I felt at that moment of realization. (Fig 1.)

Secondly — the bean fields and the corn look exceptional this year, let us hope the yields match the greenery. Would be a shame to find out it was a great year for leafy greens but terrible for actual crop production. What a let down that would be.

Looking north across the closest soya bean field towards the cemetery across the way. (Fig 2.)

Now it is Saturday, and I need to deliver some things to my SIL to take north for my kids at the cottage. I’ve recieved an extensive list with new additions almost hourly since last night. I’m going to get ready then drop it off, and walk the dog all in one go this morning. I don’t know what I have planned for myself just yet. I’ll keep you posted. That is all.

I must be getting old.

I actually stopped working on taking big limbs out of my front Maple when I felt unsafe on the ladder, at heights. It was most unlike me to not push on and “just get it done!”. I only go up about 15-16′ in the air at most, and the big guy that looks over my house required a good twenty five to thirty foot climb. That meant full wobbly extension on the ladder plus another almost ten feet in the tree, with a chainsaw. I saw three or four wasps, felt the wobble under my boots, and said you know what? Let’s come back to this another day when I can plan ahead and borrow or hire a much longer ladder. I know it has to come out of the tree itself in two or three foot sections to avoid creating the damage I’m looking to avoid from a storm or blizzard, or freezing rain accumulation. It’s no help if I cause the issue myself through malpractice or ignorance.

But, I got one full limb down and chopped into bits, and three more smaller ones off the bigg’un I’m looking to erase next. It’s an undertaking, so I’m going to need input, and possibly outside help of some sort. No matter. I safely chainsaws in a tree at heights and came away unscathed. I did have to screw two jostled boards back onto the garden gate, but that was a small price to pay. I figured it would happen, so I got the smallest possible chunk to drop there that I could. It wasn’t graceful but I got it done. So power line is clear, well clear. I never got within eight feet of it! Good for me.

I did manage to cut some dead branches out of the tree at the same time so that’s great. There is a lot going on with this tree, and I’m loathe to start hacking away at it too much because I don’t wish to kill the tree, not create more issues, or entry points for disease. It’s a fine line once I get to cutting. In truth I’m happy with what I’ve gotten done, and while I had hoped to do it all, that just isn’t feasible right this second. I could try again in September or October, or even next April. I’m trying to be proactive so if a storm does come we don’t get a big crushing limb onto the house that I’ve been toying with removing. Maybe I was cowardly by not following through, I don’t know. I’m alive to tell the tell, and to fight another day. Win column check!

Some of the brush down on the lawn.  (Fig 1.)
A look up towards the larger high branches I’d need to climb into the tree to cut down, leaving the ladder exposed to being knocked over, or not chopping enough out and landing on the house (which I’m doing all this to avoid from a storm) (Fig 2.)

My wife and kids have absconded to the cottage for the weekend so I have been walking the dog at the farm, visiting with extended family, and looking at the large range of flowers growing in the various plots and gardens.

The Gladiolus liking fine, fine, fine.        (Fig 3.)

That’s all for today. Yeah Friday w00t-w00t!

Trying (unsuccessfully I might add) to book an appointment.

I’ve used two computers, my phone, and three separate browsers to try and book myself a Lifelabs appointment for early next month and no dice. I’ve tried Safari, Firefox (even an incognito Firefox window as well) and Chrome but each time when it gets to the confirmation button the screen freezes. Not cool. So do I wait a day and try again, or keep mashing buttons until I get a spot. I’m not sure spamming the site for an appointment is the play to make here. I gave it almost an hour and double digit attempts, so I’m going to do something else to not get so enraged by technology. Foiled by a confirmation button! Such is life.

If my calculations are correct today is in fact Thursday August 20th, the anniversary of Gord Downie and The Tragically Hip giving their last live performance together before Gord died of an inoperable Glioblastoma in the brain. My friends bought the DVD, we have sat down to watch it within the last year. I think the CBC will be airing it again this weekend in honour of the event.

Back tracking here, tomorrow I may just attempt a walk in if I cannot get the site to accept my scheduled appointment. It could take me an hour or more to just sit and wait, but I’m bothered enough to just go and try. It’s like four minutes tops to get the blood work down once they seat me and stick me with a butterfly needle in the hand. It’s really not that big a deal but when things go awry it’s hard to not feel like things are starting to spiral out of control. Not that I have any control over any of it. I just need the illusion that I do. Get it?

Here’s hoping for a great weekend once we get through today & tomorrow!

**EDITOR’S NOTE: Now my inbox has been flooded with at least seven different appointment confirmation notices more than an hour later, so the bug has struck me repeatedly. I now need to cancel a number of appointments over those two dates that I tried. This could be fun. I have a few weeks to sort them out, so I’m less concerned about canceling than I was about not being able to get an appointment in the first place.

I will just have to wait and see how many more notices I get to know how many I need to nullify. Pray for me.