What a pleasant surprise.

Yesterday I was met with the news that a corporate intern was heading back to university and that our time working together was at an end. A pretty common experience if you deal with larger clients that have post secondary education links in the community. But what set this apart was a particularly kind letter that outlined how much easier it made her life to work with me over the last four months. The contents of the email are written below, with permission;

Hi Mark,
As my internship comes to an end, I wanted to take a moment to thank you for all your support over the past few months.
It was a pleasure working with you on various creative projects throughout the summer. One thing I always appreciated was your incredible speed and flexibility. No matter how tight the timeline or how many revisions came up, you were always willing to jump in, adapt quickly, and help us find a solution. Your responsiveness made a huge difference, especially on projects that required quick turnarounds.
Beyond delivering great work, you were always easy to work with and brought a positive attitude to every interaction. It made even the most urgent projects feel manageable.
Thank you for all the time, effort, and creativity you contributed to the projects we worked on together. I learned a lot from seeing how efficiently and professionally you approached your work, and I’m grateful for the opportunity to have collaborated with you.
Wishing you all the best and thank you again for helping make my internship experience such a positive one.
Warm regards,
Archisha

Archisha Mishra
Marketing Intern

Oddly enough this isn’t the first such email I have received of this nature, but I won’t post the others as they are years out of date. Ha! But the sentiment stands, and I’m proud of that, even if I toot my own horn. What a gracious way to spend the 100th day of the secondary achievement streak from JetPack, and day 862 of my overall latest writing streak for this blog.

A huge welcome to Thursday. Lots going on today. Spouse returns to work in a matter of minutes. Eldest daughter has a proper hair appointment today with Grandma, for her return to class ten days time. I’m waiting on approvals to send some client files off, and have some groceries to put away, and general house cleaning to do. The dog, well… He has his standing date at the farm for a walk with his girlfriend so he’s covered for the day too.

Either it is extremely dewy this morning or we had rain last night. One way or the other it looks pretty damp outside. Green growing grass to match my happy mood.

Great day to you all out there in the whole wide world. May your working experience be as pleasant as possible.

“When I completed my…

Training back at the academy on Tourus station about thirty years ago this job used to be fun”. She mutters to herself aloud, while reaching for a fresh bulb of black coffee, sat on a little dispenser above her console. The heat from the instant bulb bringing feeling back into her clammy hands. Her remarks echoing off the empty banks of machines surrounding her station in the middle of the long cold room. Gilda, the air traffic controller on shift is hunched over a bank of displays watching a dizzying array of pale green blips jostle across several CRT tv screens all at arm’s length. It’s a slow moving dot matrix puzzle. Leaning away from the console, her feet firmly tucked into the padded stirrups underneath so that she won’t float out of position in the low gravity field she occupies, an audible crack emanates from her hunched spine. With a brief moan of relief Gilda leans back towards her console and the many thousands of cargo vessels she is responsible for keeping track of.

“I can’t believe that when I started I only had to follow three vessels! Three!” She barks in a hoarse laughter. The righteous indignation present in her commanding voice. Looking at the cavernous space around her console with a sweeping glance, like she used to do when it was full of other people. Back when she could catch another’s eye, and they could both enjoy one another’s plight within the Company. “Then the company decided it was too expensive to assign individual ships to a traffic controller as a parcel, they moved over to one controller one entire route.” Gilda loves to talk out loud, because there is nobody to hear her, so she has gotten pretty good at delivering her daily diatribe with gusto. With her best performative gestures she continues. “Now back then, routes might have had only ten or twelve ships flying the same path, just days apart. The work load for us got harder, for sure, but it was manageable” she pouts. Gilda loves to bemoan the state of her job now that much of what she was trained to do has become automated.

Her role was to know where every ship was under her care. That far flung planet in desperate need of parts or it will collapse, yeah they’d ping Gilda, and she’d know where on the route the vessel was within seconds. If they’d taken evasive maneuvers, she’d know and would log it, and all parties would be notified same day. But with the consolidation of traffic controllers, and the expansion of traffic she personally had to watch, that role got pushed onto automation. Now the Company has a separate system that gets pinged, and if the same vessel names comes up time and again, even if it’s for different reasons, as soon as one question about it gets answered the Company system deletes all tickets regarding further questions about said vessel. It’s great for throughout stats, but terrible if you have multiple things you needed to know, or communicate. But that’s Company life, right. Somebody gets a bonus for tickets logged, they just say that all queries were completed. One answer fits all folks!

It’s also the reason why all earth ships have these long ridiculous sounding names, so that no two get mixed up. Pretty hard to get two with the same name when the cargo vessels get called “Clarice with the sheeps” or “Edgar, Allen and Poe” or something truly weird like “The Pauly Shore Wheezing of the Juice“. Absolutely bizarre names. Very distinct monikers that meant when a ship got pinged for its whereabouts, or a status update, the answer that came back, promptly at that, was correct. It virtually eliminated transposed numbers or letters for ship names. Hard to believe but back in the day they used just VIN numbers to identity ships. Who cares if eights, A’s, and zeros or O’s look the same on these CRT tv screens. That was when we tried to be all covert about shipping and shit. Lots of folks died because of that. Like, a lot a lot. Planets sunk into civil wars because they were given information in error about a ship not even in their system. A truly terrible time to be alive. A whole colony gone to war killing themselves over scarce resources, just to have the usual ship show up ten days later and 95% of the colony dead, or dying. It was a mess. I’m sure some one still got their bonuses though, right.

But today with the longer names, that doesn’t happen. Instead we have air traffic controller burn out. We have corporate greed to thank for that Gilda mutters to the vast but empty room. It’s not entirely silent in the cavernous expanse she calls operations. It’s one of six spaces on this far flung station orbiting some random gas giant, about four hundred meters across, and six hundred deep. What used to be filled by three overlapping eight hour shifts worth of people, is now jammed up with server banks, cold blinking lights, squeaky exhaust fans, the trickle from water cooling towers, and row upon row of dials, switches and toggles. None of which Gilda knows how to service, or maintain. Now for shift three, it is just her. She’s paid to watch multiple screens full of slow moving pale green dots. Every few seconds those blips move just a hair. It’s her job to notice if one of those blips should wink out. That means death. Total annihilation of a vessel. Black box with virtually indestructible transponder gone up in flames. Unlikely, but it happens. If an engine gets punctured, or a seal breaks and the living, breathing, volatility of a dead star erupts from out of containment, it’s a sure fire way to eliminate an entire cargo vessel, the occupants, contents and engine contained within.

Now we humans like to think of engines as merely machinery with moving parts that can be switched on and off at will. But with the size and complexity of these cargo vessels traveling billions of miles round trip month after month, they are a little unwieldy. You don’t just shut down an entire ship. Once you light an engine and trap all that energy, it stays on until its ultimate heat death from machine failure, decades or possibly centuries after it was awoken. The rigmarole the Company has to go through in order to create a new vessel these days in non trivial. It’s akin to directing the energy from a dying star into a containment space no larger than a couples transport berth on Tourus station. The action it takes to bring a ship to life is positively cataclysmic. So more often than not Gilda, and the few others left that do her job on alternate shifts have only ever seen ships data wink out of existence. Not once have they ever seen a presumed dead ship turn back on. That is, until just now.

“What the fuck?” Gilda exclaims in shock. Her hands flying across her console. With a few button presses she hits record on the displays, and rolls back the counter for the clock, and loops it to repeat over and over again. A capture of just a few seconds of screen time. Gilda transfers the few moments of display data over to the Company archives for further investigation. An until now unheard of event, right there, bottom left corner of her display, a lone pale green blip, that was once empty space one second, is a new vibrant green dot. Blinking life where there was only emptiness a moment ago.

Inside the vast array of data banks a previously scrubbed name sets off all sorts of alarms. This data gets shunted immediately to a private data center while the previously heavily redacted name “The Dirty Starling” flashes urgently. All hell breaks loose.

GHOST OF THE DIRTY STARLING: REBIRTH.  Part 1

**Stay tuned for more adventures in the interconnected space short stories universe of The Dirty Starling.**

The Urn Build : Finale Episode… sort of.

I have finally managed to get all three pieces built, sanded up to 800 grit, and now it has one coat of clear coat on it that has been buffed to a higher than usual (for me) sheen. I have it drying in the garage, where it can spend the next 36 hours off gassing before I hand it off. All that is left to add are the tiny rubber feet for the bottom, so as not to scuff the surface where it will reside.

I added one tiny step, by using a blow torch to add some colour, and visual texture to the central column. I am glad I did a test burn on some scrap red Oak, so that I could change my plan up a bit mid stream to work on the central column and not the cap/case topper. A darker base makes it feel more grounded, and less visually monotone. The grain pops with the Osmo finish I used, so it looks pretty sharp. I do like how the blue felt looks against the red/tan tones of the red oak. I could have gone a bit more fancy, by using dove tails or a box joint for the central column, but the butt joints are sturdy. So C’est la vie.

I will need to blow off the felt with my compressor to get rid of the dust, and add four feet, then it’s off to the future resident. Tick that one off the to-do list!

No finish, but assembled.
Lid off central column with tray still inside.
Lid, central column and removable tray.
All three pieces with clear coat finish applied.

Needs a touch more clean up, and out the door it goes! Happy Easter weekend everybody!

Having trouble visualizing the headspace I need

to be in in order to write creatively at the moment. I have a couple of one off short stories rolling about in my head but I can’t seem to get them out on paper. I mean, sure I’ve done a very brief point form outline, but that’s not helping me find the voice of either set of characters. I have had a few spells of just plain day dreaming where I have thought up something fun, but then just couldn’t get it to come to life. Which is irritating to say the least, but at least I am not where I was a few months ago where I had no ideas at all. Here I was thinking that after I had published my book of short stories back in March, that I would wile away my time adding a couple thousand words more in the time I had before me. But besides three of four small posts here I haven’t written anything at all. I will amend my list of outstanding short stories as ideas come to me, and I hope that I will soon be able to work towards fleshing them out properly in my own idiosyncratic style.

Actually here I’ll just tell you what sort of short stories I have in my bag which I want to write out. I do usually tend towards micro short stories of about five hundred words or so, but if it really grabs me, I have been known to add on additional stories in that line of thinking. Sometimes there are multiple peoples perspectives in the same event, or just different people on the same side of a conflict having wholly different experiences. So the next three stories I intend to write revolve around the creation of the first AI in my interconnected space stories series, which revolves around a character named Kelvin, whom you may recall had a whole portion of my book; The Chronicles of Kelvin. I like him, he’s an interesting guy that has done some pretty weird shit. He’s also comfortable alone, much like myself. Now that story line could have one long but sort of abridged last chapter, or could be broken down like I have in my outline into five meaty chunks. But, you know, sometimes my eyes are bigger than my fingers and I can’t possible write interesting, character driven stories with that many chapters right out of the gate. I’ll have to build up to that, if I ever get a head of steam in me. The second story involves a father and his young daughter, where they are playing out of doors, in a forest, and the young girl is regaling her father with stories of mystical whimsy from her imagination, but the father is transcribing them and adding in all the sorts of details young kids leave out of their stories, but then she gets bored and he’s absolutely hooked, and she looses her train of thought in the middle of this fantasy of epic proportions (due to a vivid childhood imagination unencumbered by things like, logic, physics & linear thinking) and the father goes mental trying to tie it all together in the end. Which is a sentiment I understand completely. The third story is more anecdotal about one of many situations brought about by having Crohn’s Disease. It has a comedic bent to it, because how can you not when you are dealing with such a shitty topic. Ha. That’s all for ranting and whining right now. I’m off to get blood work done at the lab, so stay safe, and have a great autumn season.

THE COMPANY : A Series Of Interconnected Short Stories

Found here are the titles for each of the twenty one chapters (or self contained sections) of [The Company: A Series of interconnected short stories] BOOK ONE. If you like these, you can comment and I’ll send you the entire BOOK TWO as a pdf, for free.

  1. “You know what I love the most about being out here?… (613 words)
  2. “Hey, we’ve got an alarm here, main bus three, now four’s on the blink too, five and six… (1410 words)
  3. “Welcome aboard the Non Sequitur capsule, flight commander… (1094 words)
  4. It’s strange, the things you come to miss while out here… (1492 words)
  5. “Hey, Dougie, wake up!, Somebody’s called in sick and I need another able bodied mechanic for the… (2527 words)
  6. “Yo, Daryl, you’ve been summoned.” (1597 words)
  7. “What do you remember about the accident out there, anything you can give us… (1433 words)
  8. “Good evening everyone, welcome to orientation!” (3248 words)
  9. Pulling up the lane way to the massive Company induction office… (973 words)
  10. I can’t believe I’m sitting here, cowering in my room like a god damn child… (2249 words)
  11. “Do you have any idea how much these treatments are going to run The Company!”… (1622 words)
  12. “What is it you said you guys do again?”… (1003 words)
  13. “Dude… don’t lump me in with THAT fucking Martian… (1065 words)
  14. “Rolling in five, four, three, two…” (1520 words)
  15. When they told me I had been selected for the maiden voyage of… (2421 words)
  16. The official report on the events surrounding the launch of Margot’s Fever. (2190 words)
  17. “And now – for the exciting conclusion to…” (1480 words)
  18. “What an insufferable lot of twats these people are… (3813 words)
  19. “I heard you the first time… (944 words)
  20. In the dead silence of my jumpsuit, the heavy rush of blood pumping… (1631 words)
  21. “Some jobs are hard no matter where you work… (2789 words)

**Possibly more entries for this line of adventure to come later on this year.

You can also find various other micro short stories in the archives that aren’t set in space. If this is helpful, then I will also gather my other short story links together.

Rough cutting my box joints.

It’s a slow process but I am relying on my chisel work to clean to the edges and make some tight joinery. (Fig 1.)

I did not get very far on the four edges that will mate with the box joints. I have rough cut only one section of the four that need it. But in order to do the last two section on the leg portions, I need my final sized top panel completed then I can transfer my pins & gaps. And once all that’s done I can measure out my shelves and router those mortises into the legs too. Do a dry fit so that I can notch out the bottom backing plate that is there to stop the dogs toys from getting under the couch and I can dry fit that too. I can take this time to either break all the edges with a sanding block or use the router to round over the edges. I haven’t decided which i’d prefer. Then it’ll be sanding until I’m sick to death of it all. I think I might then go ahead and rub on some Danish oil to make the colour a little richer right off the bat. This avoids the glue accidentally leaving voids where the oil gets repelled and won’t hold. All that’s left is to glue it together, and allow it 5-7 days to offgas in the garage. I can add some rubber feet or some padded strips to the bottom of the legs if I do wish. Save any more scratches of our hardwood floors. Though given how badly damaged they are from the dog’s bones I don’t need to worry about it all that much.

I’ve looked at some new thickness planers and of course the best reviewed and highly rated bench top version is still going to run me $1,100.00 and change. Not to be entered into lightly me thinks. That might stay on the old wishlist for a good many months if there are no sales any time soon. I will monitor the pricing on Amazon, Canadian Tire and such over the coming months to see if the price ever drops. I doubt that it will. It’s better than the cheaper lunch box style planers, so it likely never goes on sale. I could check out Busy Bee but those 15″ wide planers are way out of my league price wise, and are too large for my available shop space. It’s gotta remain mobile and on a wheeled base.

Anyway, progress is slow by moving along so I will consider that a win for today. Nice to be home working and still be able to go out into the shop and tinker with my toys! Why have them if I’m not able to putter around doing stuff.

I started some paper mache today and… good god is that messy! Eew. I only managed to get half the head covered, and it’ll require many layers and I’ll need to be able to flip it over once dry to do the underside. Let us hope the water, flour, salt mixture adheres as well as I remember it. With any luck I can really crank some strips out tomorrow and then we can cut out the eyes and my daughter can paint it however she likes. A big wearable pumpkin head of some random character she likes. Then she can focus on the clothes she’ll need to wear with it. Fun-fun.

Autumn means closing down the inlaws pool.

Back washing the pool to drain it ready for wintering. (Fig 1.)

As far as I can tell the steps to this process go as follows: Drain the water down to below the jets & intake outlets while cleaning out any leaves and debris. Suction all of the water out of the pipes. Cap the pipes from the pool end. Add three different types of things to the water in an attempt to limit algae, metal corrosion, and one powdered oxidizer. Manoeuvre the pool cover into place and then affix it in place with a rubber weather strip gasket type thin while on your hands & knees bent over the entire time. Takes a couple of hours. Isn’t all together unpleasant but I’m glad we only do it once per year, and then in the reverse order to open it up, but that requires heating the water too so it takes an awful lot longer. Same with filling the pool water level back up, with a garden hose you’re looking at eight or more hours.

Well, it’s now Thursday before the Thanksgiving long weekend and the forecast looks to be halfway decent at least. I think I will try my hand at some joinery today to keep the furniture build progressing at an even pace. I spent a number of hours yesterday hand planing those six boards, and I’m not entirely certain that they are any better than they were to begin with. Ha! I have many hours of sanding in my future that’s for certain.

I haven’t seen enough consecutive early morning frost to venture behind the barn to the last wood pile to start up splitting again. I want to be almost certain that those ground wasps are done for the season before I set up shop anywhere within 300 m of them. All that sweating, banging & clanging with likely raise their ire, and I can do without another swarming attack this calendar year. Never again would be preferable, but I’m not that lucky. Before this I hadn’t had a swarmed attack since 2008 when I built our shed. I was pulling up old posts that were set into the ground as a make shift retaining wall and got jumped by a bunch of yellow jackets or hornets or something. It was very unpleasant. I do not recommend it.

It was unseasonably warm last night so the damn mosquitoes were out in full force too. Seems odd that they never really died down this year. They’ve been a menace since early May. Did the bird flu kill off more birds than we are aware of and that’s why the mosquito population is so high, or was it because we kept having major cloud burst rain fall that likely kept puddles full out in the trees all summer long? When we had the months long drought last summer the mosquitoes practically died off completely due to there being no moisture on the ground anywhere at all. The lake dropped 3 nearly 4 feet by October last year. It was way way up this spring though. Nearly over the shore line at the boat launch. It was crazy high just months after dropping so low some folks had to anchor their boats 50/60 feet out from shore to have water deep enough for their boats draw. Crazy times are afoot.

And now…The hand flattening begins anew.

Two little hand planes doing all the work that the lunchbox planer could not.      (Fig 1.)
Makes a considerable mess in the process. (Fig 2.)

Why spend your time setting up and dialing in your lunchbox planer when it will vibrate itself to death leaving you with wonky uneven boards! When you can just as easily spend a few hours flattening those boards by hand on your bench with various sizes of hand plane. I’d much prefer to skip this step by having the technology work correctly, but here we are. Six boards that need the centre bulge sheared off with a chisel iron and a lot of sweat and banged up knuckles. My favourite!

On the other hand we have momentum and some forward moving progress towards a completed project within the calendar year. I haven’t made much of anything this year beyond my Axe-Box the other day. I don’t know if I’ve built any other items in 2026. I have fixed fences and cleared out the shop a bunch, but I don’t recall making a single item out of wood. No bunny hitch, no tables, no chairs, no stools nothing. This will likely be it for the year. I should try to do a good job.

In other news I have begun construction of my youngest daughter’s Halloween costume helmet. That is a pumpkin with gigantic eyes. It’s from a game she plays on her tablet apparently. Hot glue and cardboard and several hours of our time. I’ll show it off once completed because the under structure looks terrible. Soon we can paper mache the outside and texturize it ready for her to paint it. I need to figure out these huge eyes though, but I need it to be a solid mass first so that I can cut into it without it coming apart in my hands. Do we add lights? I don’t know.

True to my word.

Cherry boards. (Fig 1.)

Spent two hours running all six pieces through the lunchbox planer just to realize after the fact that the set screws had shaken loose and made the cutting deck uneven, so I have sloped boards that need to be hand planed to take the bulk out of the centre of each panel. Lovely. Wanted to avoid having to do that. A touch up with the hand planed is one thing but having to do the inner bulk of all six is a huge pain in the ass. Tiring too. Going to end up playing a lot of whack-fuck with my knuckles I can just tell. But after all that progress has been made. With three more full length boards to flatten up I can then trim my legs to final height, and start cutting my dove tail slash box joints for the joinery. A couple tenons and some routered slots and 8 can then round over the edges and spend a few days sanding everything. Dry fit assembly, glue up, and a choice of finish will complete this bad mamma jamma.

Work shop feeling a little crowded. But I’m out of the sun, wind and rain in here. (Fig 2.)

Not as relaxing as wood splitting but I will be happy to tear down the dog crate and open up some room in the front hall. Like I said, not heirloom quality, but it should be both sturdy and made of solid hardwood. Those are good things in my book.

I am nearly ready to throw this lunch box planer into a landfill though it operates so poorly. No amount of sharpening, cleaning and TLC seems to keep it from shaking itself apart on the regular. It’s no good to me if I tune it up, dial it in and ten minutes later it’s gone entirely to shit on me. I’m bad enough as it is, I don’t need machine faults to further fuck-up my wood work.

Bins are full.

All four filled to the brim. (Fig 1.)

Didn’t take much time this morning to stack a bin full of the split Hickory. Now I have all four bins filled and I’ll need the others moved back over here so that I can fill those too. Given the volume of split wood I could likely fill three more bins and get a good way through a fourth I’d wager. So with that in mind along with the whole wasp incident I might just curtail the wood splitting operation until the conditions outdoors settle into a cool frosty morning chill. No more swarms for me if I can help it.

I do however need to find the desire to get out into the garage and pick up where I left off on the furniture build. I have gotten side tracked by cleaning up the basement and organizing the chaos that was left down there by the Girl Guide craft supply hand over to another unit. The kids are turning to their devices for entertainment now more than ever so the doll houses, dolls of all sorts, Shopkins and Lego can all get reorganized and packaged up together for storing away.

We sent away the Peppa Pig,  Trolls, and Paw Patrol toys to the cottage so our niece & nephew could enjoy them. Now I think that the LOL dolls and the Shopkins might join them. However, at this point I would just like them tidied up and organized. I don’t need them to leave the house. I’d like to have SOME toys here for when tech inevitably goes down, or they feel like being actual physically able children again for a brief spell. We have some stuff split into bins and baskets stored nicely on a shelf. I’m good with that. I’m not looking to erase their childhood, I’d just like things to look tidy now that the fair is over, and before the Halloween/ Christmas crafting begins.

A cleared off table and a clean island top work wonders for my mood. I took the liberty of removing much of the paper recycling last week by going through last year’s paper that came home with both children. Not as much went out as I would have liked, but it was better than nothing. I felt like I did something. In the end that’s what matters to me. A slightly cleaner home, and the feeling of having done something towards that goal. Incremental bettering of our surroundings. The age of whole sale slaughter is done. I did that the very first year I had both children off to school and out of the house — finally! I opened closets, drawers, cupboards, chests, ottomans, and every nook & cranny that I could get into. It wasn’t until last summer that I finally got under the basement stairs! My kids are now Grades 7 & 4, so I’ve been at this for a while.

Several winters ago I started slashing my hoard of books. I donated or recycled about 400 paper backs, hard covers, and design text books, and fancy satin finish full colour art and design magazines. I went over it three or four times over several months and again the following year just removing stuff I didn’t like. Books about things I had lost interest in. I did the same to my closet and wardrobe. I don’t need business attire for every day office life. I work from home and now spend most of my time in work pants for manual labour tasks, or in sweats. I had to keep some for obvious reasons, like weddings, funerals, and the odd in person meeting. But I don’t need a closet full of that stuff. I also pared down my t-shirts and sweater collections. I was ruthless where my own property was concerned. Less so with my kids.

But I will say this, I care not for Play dough and I will toss that shit in the trash in a single heart beat if I think it has gone off. Jammed up shapes, jigs, presses and the like will go to the tip along with the crusty ass playdough. Anything cracked and broken will go to the curb too. I don’t care!

Also now that I look at it I’d really like to get a move on the furniture build so that I can remove this massive dog crate from my front entrance. Swap out twenty four inches for 11.25″ in depth is a win for freedom of movement by the door. Then the kids mini couch can go downstairs too. That blocks the hall closet door. He’ll, the inside of the closet is a mess and I need to pull all manner of boots and shit out of it that doesn’t fit either child anymore. The cycle, it never ever stops!

Wasp bite/sting itches.

Nearly three days on and I’ve still got itchy bite marks from the damn ground wasps that swarmed me on Sunday morning. With any luck these deep morning frosts will kill them off fairly quickly and I can go back to splitting sooner than later. I guess we will wait and see if I catch the furniture building bug and decide that that’s what I’m doing in my down time from now until winter comes. Did I mention that the fan on my Mr Heater Big Buddy died after a single season with one use? I changed the batteries and everything, Nada. But the propane still lights, and it heats up pretty well, it just doesn’t move the air around by itself anymore. I now use a secondary fan/element heater to do that. I am weary of the open flame heater because of saw dust particles catching flame and igniting while I’m working. Not a good look to spontaneously combust my garage when I’m in it. Not a good look to do it when we’re not there either. Ha!

Sleeping through the night has been a challenge since Sunday because my After bite and Benadryl creams seem to wear off around 2:00 am, and then I am plagued by full body itches that wake me up. I’m certain the dog hates it too. I’ve used cooling gels, scrubs and antihistamine creams but the incessant itch comes back on all eight bite locations. Some worse than others. Like my face & neck are bad, and my leg & hip itch just as much. It could have been so much worse, so I keep telling myself. I made out pretty well given how many wasps swarmed me while I was occupied weed eating at the farm.

Due to wasp presence, I’m stacking wood today on the other side of the farm.

Tried to get ahead over the weekend and wound up weed eating right over a ground wasp nest. Took fewer than ten bite/stings because I was covered  from head to toe because it was cool and raining. Luckily! So now I’m going to leave that portion alone until we get consistent Frost’s which will cause the wasps to die off and/or go dormant. Then I can proceed. So instead I took the hour to fill three of the four bins and set up the camp site for my wife’s Guide group that is coming tomorrow. I basically filled all three bins from my first stack of split wood. I probably have enough left to fill four more! Yikes.

Lovely day to stack wood into bins.       (Fig 1.)

Now I can go home and work. The waste wood here can get tipped into the trees because I am not touching any more of this batch. The bottoms all rotten and the wood explodes into shards instead of splitting into nice prices. Unfortunately the folks whom dumped it didn’t stack it so it’s water logged and rotting from the inside out, and top to bottom. Not to worry though we have lots!

So much left to stack away into bins!   (Fig 2.)

Fair weekend is done for another year, thankfully. I only spent ten hours there, so a short one this year. I didn’t go to meet anyone and that saved me about twelve additional hours of standing and walking. I need to put some arts & crafts on my immediate to-do list in preparation of next year. I’m all pumped up for it and I have the most time possible if I start now.

Wasp attack.

I was trying to clear the weeds around the biggest wood pile behind the barn and stumbled upon a wasps nest in amongst the older more rotten logs. I got hit a good eight times much to my chagrin. Luckily the dog is ok. I did have to pull over three separate times to let wasps out of the car, and swipe them off of me. I was wearing full length pants, a bulky sweater and a jacket so many of the potential swarms stings were muted. But one went up my shirt and got my hip real good, and the top of my butt, and the face/neck stings were direct hits. Could have been far worse, though I’m not thrilled about the stings I did get. Ha!

Two of the eight that made it through to bare skin. (Fig 1.)

On the plus side the weed eating is just about done. So tomorrow I will stack wood in the first pile, and I might take a break and work on my furniture build. See if we can’t get some Frost’s to roll in and subdue the wasps before I go back. The nest looks to be about ten to fifteen feet over from where I had planned to start on the spring time bucked bits, so that’s a no-go right this moment.

I am now out of the shower, and have rubbed myself down with after bite and benadryl creams, and am in the process of washing all the clothes that I had on to get rid of any angry wasp pheromones so they don’t come back at me upon my return.

Also checked myself for ticks while I was in the shower and so far I’m all good there too. My face and hip do hurt pretty good right now, I’m not going to lie. I was so caught up in sweeping down all the long grasses and weeds I didn’t even notice the swarm. My safety goggles and headphones protected my eyes and ears, but my neck and cheek still got got, if you know what I mean.

I’d swear that at any one point I probably had ten to fifteen wasps on me just going to town with their stingers. Thank god it’s cool and rainy and I had all these extra clothes on otherwise instead of just eight or so stings, I’d have fifty or more – easily. Yuck! Makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.

Take care of yourselves out there. Be aware of your surroundings! Wear the appropriate PPE.

Aaah… Second place, but my eldest placed first in her age group!

Both of my kids did the butter sculpting competition this year along with me, so that was a tonne of fun. My older child received another beauty of a rosette for her first place finish, to accompany her even bigger rosette from her Christmas painting in the Home Craft building. She was very excited, and us along with her. This was her second year competing. My youngest entered for the first time this year and made a lovy cob of corn. She worked very hard and I am proud that she came out and gave it a lot of effort.

The youngest cob of corn. (Fig 1.)
The eldest’s prize winning “Year of the pumpkin” display. (Fig 2.)

I was able to place second, which I was disappointed with, though I did have fun on my second year of competing. I lost to the grand champion of the two day event, a very spectacular bunny rabbit, so that made me feel less bad. Losing to the best of the best is never fun, but it’s the kindest way to tell myself I lost. Ha! I have pinned my blue 2nd place ribbon to last year’s rosette display in my office. Seems I was good for second place in multiple events, as my ceramic bust sculpt that I painted won the same prize.

I was certainly happier with this second place finish than I was about doing so in the butter sculpting live competition.  (Fig 3.)

I was in no mood for photos of my own work so once they announced, and we all clapped & cheered like adults, I walked away and didn’t look back. I do believe my kids took photos of my entry, but I don’t have those photos on hand. Oh well! Better luck next year.

Didn’t think I’d leave you hanging, did ya?

The last of the split wood in Wood Pile One. (Fig 1.)
Empty bins need to be filled next. (Fig 2.)

It only took a combined 19 hours but I  have completed all of the useable wood in all three mounds found in Wood Pile One. The rest is bark shards, and waste wood that can get tipped into the tree line at the back of the property. I can’t do anything with rotten any ridden wood rounds. If the arborists that dumped it here in the first place had left some room to manoeuvre then all this wood could have been stacked on its side so as to not become water logged and rotted out from the bottom up. No matter. We have more than in necessary for Mae syrup and to heat both the stone cottage and the farm house for a couple of years. I haven’t even touched Pile Three at the back of the barn yet.

Next week I can start to clean up the weeds and stack some bins with wood. I have some cut rounds from the spring which I can start on back there too. I can see myself finishing out the year back there. I’ll definitely be needing my chainsaws though because a lot of what’s there isn’t sized to be very useful. I need to cut bits down to no thicker than 14 inches. I’ll blast through my pre-cut stuff and can reassess afterwards. As the temperature begins to drop I’ll be happier about being in the full sun behind the barn. Also bring closer to the house means the dog might get out and wander a little more to get some additional exercise.

I wonder if any new wood will turn up this year? Might have to save some for next year if nothing new arrives in the fall or over the winter. Or maybe the tides will turn on the business end of things and I’ll be too busy working to spend my mornings at the farm splitting wood. Who knows.

I am a little sad that the front stuff if all done now. The last bit was kinda rotten and wasn’t all that fun to break down.va but anti climactic if you ask me. Maybe I need to put my focus on the furniture stuff instead? I just might have to. Keeps me at home and nearer to the office that’s for sure. We’ll see how things play out over the next week or two.