Yet another Saturday morning birthday party…

Tis the season for outdoor Saturday morning private birthday parties in public spaces. At least it’s not the Rolling Thunder baloney in Ottawa this week(end). Could be worse. Going to venture out for some Tree Top Trekking with both kiddies. Should be a fun time for all involved. Looking forward to having to squeeze myself through the course to rescue a terrified or stuck child forty feet up in the air in a nylon netting prison. Should play out a few times over the course of two plus hours.

I don’t plan to work on my children’s book this weekend. Too frantic with the whole family home. Especially since it doesn’t have a due date, or any kind of financial backing behind it, or infront of it for that matter. A passion project, just because. Just wait until I record an instrumental guitar album, Woah Nelly! Will that suck! But it’ll be a whole lotta fun to do it though! Spend a weekend pretending to be a rock star while playing and recording just for shits & giggles. A great mini vacation from reality. Like space camp, and baseball camp is for “those” adults right. But done at home, and you can laugh at the end product.

Except without destroying a hotel room, or doing a bunch of coke. Dress like a schmuck and play various instruments loudly for two days straight. Would make a fantastic weekend. I think so.

Everybody needs a good catch phrase nowadays.

Something short and catchy. That John Malecki guy has “Let us spray” & “Get squirrely”, and many other Youtubers and tv personalities have theirs. I need one of my own. Like “Here’s looking at you kid” or “Cowabunga!” Or maybe something a little more niche like “Nice grin shit teeth”, you know. Something universal. That everyone can get behind. I am however, at a loss for words.

I have been prepping book two to go up on Amazon’s Kindle Unlimited. Which involves copying it all over to a Word doc. Formatting for a smaller page size, adding a table of contents for all of the chapter headings, and making it bookmark able/ready/enabled. Something like that. I have the series cover artwork done up, to be in line with the first book. So that’s all well and good.

I have at least eight backgrounds illustrated for my childrens book. Some of which I really like, and others I will need to redo. Tried my hand a designing my lead characters, and not getting very far with that still. Oh well, not a big deal. There are far worse problems to have in life beyond not having a grasp on your two lead characters design.

It is at times like this where I feel as though I should never have stopped drawing with pen and paper. I enjoyed that so much as a kid, teen and early adult. It wasn’t until a couple of years into doing graphic design full time that I stopped. I gave up on drawing and painting too. I kept wanting my design work to feel like pen & paint, which wasn’t what I was paid to do, so I dropped it to get better with doing art with a mouse. I have stacks of canvas from paintings I’ve done over the years. So good, some bad, mostly derivative of other better artists. Had fun doing them though, which was what mattered to me. Now I kinda kick myself for letting “the touch” go. Add another daily thing to the list. Writing, exercising, and a daily doodle. Add in some guitar/piano/sculpting/wood working, and I have a pretty full day before I’ve even done any paid work! Ha. To think I’d like to do some leather working and sewing too, if I can swing it. Building model kits too. Playing with my kids is a big one. Teaching them sports and dance and music. I’m all over the place. I get that, I really do.

So here we are, on a Friday morning. The sun is shining, and we have a few days of nicer weather to look forward to. Glad to have it.

Looks as though the plan is working.

Every single day, for an undetermined amount of time I put some work into my childrens book, and thus far it seems to be paying off. I have the whole layout done. The type is set in place, the cover & Title design is done, and I have started to produce artwork for the internal pages.

This is way more work than just writing stuff. I knew it would be, but sweet cheese. I still have a lot to do. The bonus is, that I am making headway after more than a year of putting it off. Much like my short story series I don’t believe this will bring me any sort of fame or fortune. I just wanted to do it, so I am. In my own way. No need to be hood at it, just trying things out, striking items off of the bucket list. It’s actually fairly rewarding in an internalized, intrinsic way. Good enough for me.

My thinking for the books interior pages is this, I will build out all of the colorful backgrounds first, as I’m enjoying the painting process in Photoshop right now. Though I wish my tablet was still supported, but it crashes everything when I plug it in, so mouse painting it is for now. Then I’ll have to settle on the design for my two lead characters, and some peripheral materials. But that’s a decision for future me to wrangle with, not present time me.

Slowly filling in the background of the illustrations. Some I like & will keep, while others are a starting point to be improved upon.

Still working out every single day. I used one skip it day, when my back was really jammed up, so I’ll take that 24 hours of no weights, or body weight exercises as a small win. As I came right back too it, instead of three months from now. I might even ride my bike today. Or I’ll shape up the hedge rows in the yard. Or continue to line the curbs. Cutting away all of the over hanging mess along the far side of the property.

Trying to stay busy, and focused on getting things done around here while I can. More outdoor birthday parties coming up, so saving things for the weekend weather gets harder to do, when I loose prime sunny working hours. No matter. All good here. Stay strong, we’re all ready at Thursday! Yay!

Building the book itself.

I’m happy with what’s been written, and I think I’m good with the page break out for the illustrations. I have two started ( which I’m not terribly happy with at the moment), but I’ve just gone ahead and laid out the page furniture, and the body copy, title pages and what not. So progress is being made on that front.

I am still wrestling with the need to hand draw my book versus doing it as vector based artwork in illustrator, or painting background in Photoshop. I know some tricks that can look good on close inspection, but are kind of a cheat.

Hope you are all well, and following through on your bucket list items.

What a Wednesday it is.

Is this the last dying breaths of winter, or is there still more to come as we crawl out of April and into May? Who knows at this point. I wish I kept better notes in years passed because I can’t recall if we’ve had such inconsistent weather in previous late April before this year. Early April is up for grabs, no contest, that’s fairly well understood, but minus six degrees with mere days to go before May? I don’t know. In university I wore shorts to my exams, and had sun burns from lounging outdoors in mid April, going back to 2002 through 2005. This feels new, and off, to me.

Gotta make a run through Ottawa at some point before June to see of my parents and one brother. They are moving back to B.C. from Ontario. Can’t stand the heat of summer here, and my brother’s allergies are awful when away from the coast. I can’t blame them for leaving, just a shame that the entirety of their stay was during Covid Times and we couldn’t get out to see each other at all. No Sens games, no Red Black games, no Athletico games, no go carting, not much of anything. We played one round of golf, on the hottest day of summer last year, but otherwise didn’t get up to any mischief at all. Boo-Urns I say, Boo-Urns.

End of the school year will be here before you know it, along with a myriad of birthdays, events and humidity and heat. I forsee a lot of bike riding, farm walks, beach time, swimming at Grandma’s pool, and possibly a day spent at Canada’s Wonderland with my eldest child, for some quality time out of school together. I can’t remember the last time I went there. It must have been just before or just after the birth of our first child. I know I went to Disney in 2004, but for the life of me I can’t remember going to Wonderland. Weird.

So What’s the plan for today? I did some illustration work for an Ottawa Rugby Team, but I won’t hear back about that for 48 hours or so. Should I bite the bullet and just set up my childrens book in illustrator, and tear through it all as fast as I can manage? Perhaps I will.

Hyperbole Testical Tuesday, BadMan!

That’s a whole lotta gloom hanging in those clouds there mister. You sure you want to commit to an outdoor activity today? No. And thank you for asking Jimmy “The Shoe” Shitknuckles. I’d rather stay indoors and watch tv.

Getting a little quiet around here today. The threat of rain, and lower temperatures has taken the wind out of my sails, for starting anything outside. Again. Guess I’ll have to wait for May to finish edging the curb line, and washing the exterior windows, driveway, and cars. Take a gander at the railing I worked on the year prior to the pandemic, see if that needs any touch ups or spot fixes. Perhaps I’ll attempt to stabilize our gloppy front fence this year, since the larger shrubs are starting to press on it, and it wiggles in the wind. Not a good look. Floppy posts that catch the wind and flip flop all day long.

Went down the list of domestic duties yesterday, and gave the main floor a once over. So we are back to no clutter, but not exactly cleaned up 100%. I need to either throw away or find a better solution to all of our collected kinetic sand, playdough & plasticine, or learn to live with a cloudy gritty sheen on a bunch of surfaces all of the time. I don’t have the heart to toss it all, as my kids enjoy those things a great deal. But, good lord do I hate the mess they leave behind. Residues and grit, a waxy fog on every single wood surface. Ugh. It’s a bit of a nightmare.

Laundry was done and sorted, hung up. Dishwasher is on its endless 2hr cycle as we speak. I have a grocery delivery set for the next hour or so. I think I might clean the ceiling fans, and light fixtures because they collect so much dust. It is kinda gross. Eew. There are some more in depth deeper cleaning projects I can tackle, but I need to plan out the execution, or I’ll get dug in, make a mess and get overwhelmed, stop, and have an even bigger problem to contend with, than if I just leave it alone until I have my plan of attack.

We also desperately need to have a massive clear out of junk and broken toys, ruined & unfixable clothes. Fix, wash and store winter garb, change out the cubbies for spring summer, and get rid of hats/mitts/gloves that don’t fit or can’t be repaired cheaply at home, by me. The kids get attached to weird items, so I have to do it while they are gone, but I also need to fit check everything, so I don’t keep useless items, or toss anything worth keeping for another year. It also looks as though I have several hours of hand stitching snow pants if we are going to keep them all for next year too. In seams and crotches go on all our stuff. Not sure how, but that’s where the wear and tear is, besides the knees and cuffs.

Last week I cleaned out jet tub with an old tooth brush, and it finally came out sparkling clean. The toilet and sink get cleaned every 3 days, because… yikes. Too much spit toothpaste, and back spray. You know what. I’m gonna wash the kids bed sheets while I think about the rest of my day. Have a good one y’all.

Well, would you look at that.

Macron did it, beat out the alt-right lady Putin la Pen. Good for him. Nicely done. Though that ten point lead, bit of a squeaker in this point in time. Could have done with a twenty to thirty point lead, but those Alties aren’t going anywhere, am I right? Yeah – I’m right.

Back to Monday! Busy weekend that felt both too long and too short, especially after the four day Easter weekend we had previously. Our newest nephew was born yesterday afternoon at some point. He went a full seven days late. Little shit. Ha. Glad he’s here with us, and welcome to the land of the living, nearer to the close of Covid times than at any point in the last two plus years. It’s not totally done with us, but here we are. Glad to have you on board. Ok? Great.

I have my fourth jab booked for a week thursday, glad to have it. Us immune suppressed types gotta take all the help we can get! Get it in me! I want to be able to take the kids bowling, and to indoor parks, and movies and such. Get back to the full spectrum of living. Carefully, and masked, but doing fun stuff again. Going places and having experiences out of the ordinary. Summer helps with that, immensely. Lots to go and do outdoors, and away from crowds.

Did a pretty good chunk of wood working last week. Easy simple stuff. Nothing to bask in the glory of. I feel as though I need to start something a little more substantial, and that I don’t have to rush to complete in one day. Almost into open door weather. But building a table is lots of fun. Especially a small coffee table, that doesn’t have a trestle, or four legs. Hmmm. Decisions, decisions.

There is the matter of the gazebo too. Lots of calls for rain this week. Might need to postpone that project again. I am very excited to see it go up though. That’ll be a massive item ticked off of the to-do list from several years ago. If I recall, we got it in late October or November of the year it arrived, so that meant not building it right away. Then life gets in the way of doing builds like that. Meant to do it last summer, but Covid meant no summer camps, thus no alone time to build outside with minions running around needing to be entertained and watched over constantly. Ugh. I cannot abide by helicopter parenting. What a waste of resources. Kids need some happy, healthy time to work out play time by themselves, safely ensconced in a locked & private yard, in a quiet suburb. But I digress.

Needed to purchase some fonts for a project this morning, but otherwise I’m all caught up. Have a great week.

Sunday’s are for kids parties…

I have to admit that it’s nice to get out and see people and have my kids run free again. We’re masked up, and having a blast. Laugh Out Loud was a tonne of fun for both kiddies. It has recently been redone on the inside. New equipment, and a whole new layout. Both kids thoroughly enjoyed themselves. Pink flushed cheeks and sweat soaked brows. I give that an A+.

Now for me to eat lunch, and tackle some lawn work. Ciao.

One fine day… Saturday.

Another week in the can, with a few brand spanking new physical wood projects to show for it. Fantastic! I love when things come together. Now if I could just focus that drive into my children’s book, I’d be all set to go. I’m trying to have fun with drawing again, and I have a lot to do, so it could take some time. I’m resisting going to the computer first, because I always wanted to illustrate a book by hand, and what better thing to do that with, than my own? Right?. So I will keep trying. It’s not like I have a publisher or editor waiting for my work, it being a hobby and all, so I should try to keep it light. But on the other hand it means something to me, so I want to put a lot of effort into it. Tough balancing act.

I managed to get a fair chunk further on my old fisherman bust sculpture, which is great news. Nothing boosts morale like some solid wins under the belt. Been a tad out of practice with sculpting lately as well. Have to build up my finger sensitivity and 3d spacial awareness. Takes a different kind of thinking to build out primary shapes and build a life like form. Hard to describe it, except you know very easily when it’s wrong. Lots of adding, subtracting, and pushing clay around to get the volume and shapes correct. Playing around with it in my palm until I’m happy with it. Same goes for drawings too. Could be a bit of a wait until I get it all where I want it to be. Should be all the better for it.

I originally wanted to edge the drive way and front lawn along the curb, but it is to rain for ten hours today, so that’ll be a tomorrow thing. Though we have a children’s birthday party to attend (masked, obviously). Which will eat up my morning. But if the suns out after lunch I can get some minor lawn care done. Perhaps tackle the lawn mower maintenance too. Who knows!

Things I’ve built recently. A 4ft long bench, a smaller 2ft Cedar toy box, an Ash cutting board plank, a 3ft Pine toy box, and a Walnut tray with floating inset plywood panel. It was a productive week in the shop. None of it is heirloom quality mind you. No fancy joinery. Just butt joints, miters and glue and Pin/Brad nails. Quick and easy. Plus various grits of sandpaper. I also busted out the palm router to round over edges, and my plunge router to add details to the large Pine toy box that now lives behind a couch under a windowsill.

So that was my week. With any luck in the next few weeks we will see the weather start to get warmer, and then the kids and I will start to walk to and from school every day. It really helps to tone down the hyperactivity when they have to walk everywhere. We do have to be prepared to leave 15 minutes earlier than normal, but if we don’t need boots, snowpants, scarves, hats, gloves, neck rings and toques, maybe we can manage it? Maybe?!?

That went about as well as I expected.

Did one drawing in the morning for the book, and then went into the wood shop to build the kids a bigger toy box.

This time out of pine, with a plywood base – for stability, and to try to not warp over time. I made it 36 inches long, 16 inches high, and 11 and 7/8ths wide internally. Turns out my 12 inch board was not actually 12 inches wide, so accommodations were made in the cut. I added hand holds in the sides with a 1.5″ hole saw, then rounded over every edges with my palm router. Glued and Brad nailed it all together. Except the base, which I used inch long pin nails. Brad nails were wandering in the thinner plywood base. It isn’t for carrying, but to sit and hold stuff, so no fancy joinery this time either. I’m in a soft gap between projects, so I don’t know how much, or little, time I have to work on household stuff, so I tend to start and finish projects quickly, if I am able too.

I need to get these drawings done. I just don’t want them to suck. But I should aim for finished instead of some whacked out idea of my ideal art style. I haven’t drawn in years. So not a surprise that I’ve lost the feel for it in my fingers, wrist and arm. I’m too tight. Too stiff. Too rigid. Maybe a couple pages of circles and lines will loosen me up a bit.

Any way. How are you all doing as we get ready to finish with April, and head into May. Which reminds me, I need to give the lawn mower a once over. Sharpen the blades, clean the air filter, change the oil, and buy new gas. Check out the springs on the air intake. Too floppy and it sputters, to tight and it roars like a jet engine. Wash it, oil it up and give it some grease for good measure. I’ve had the same Briggs & Stratton lawn mower for 16 years or more now. One of the best purchases I ever made.

If the weather will cooperate in the new few weeks I want to get our gazebo built too. Get that done, several long years in the doing.