Instead of hyperbole to exaggerate your successes, try using litotes to mask the depths of your depravity and personal failures as a human being, and business leader. Accounting, and legal obfuscation works well in tandem too. What’s called “Cooking the Books”, a helpful guide to sucker punching retirement and pension funds into losing billions of dollars annually. Then pulling the string on your golden parachute to make off with $40 millions dollars or more. Business is for savvy hucksters!
On another note, today is Sunday, and all of our parties are over and done with for at least three weeks. A welcome pause if you ask me. I am exhausted. Hosting people, and setting up for two events on consecutive days is too much! Too much, I say. I typically chat with other adult humans for less than one hour per day. And this weekend it was close to ten or more hours. My social battery is drained, and all I want to do is sleep, read, eat and watch movies at home, cocooned in a cozy blanket.
Bad news about my coffee table build. One of the two matching Hickory slabs is well and truly fubar’d. Going to have to do something other than a waterfall edged table. I am absolutely gutted. Might have to make a more traditional style table instead. Which wasn’t my plan, or ambition at all. Boo-urns! But perhaps I can turn it around using more sophisticated joinery on a skirting, and turn the legs on my lathe? Or try tapering the legs on my table saw. We will see. I now need to have a good think about it, because the terrible shape of my larger slab makes my first idea nearly impossible.
Turns out, I really do like various types of cheeses, but boy do they ever not like my innards. Woof! I have to say the blocks I bought from Longos were a real hit. Very tasty. I’m going to need to make a note of the names/brand & types of cheese I picked up. Except the gruyere, that was probably my least favourite. Not bad, just not as nice as the five others. Live and learn. Ciao Bella!
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