A cough that lasts nine weeks or more.

That is what plaques my youngest child. Once she gets a runny nose, or a sore throat it moves around and around in her system, and eventually settles in the lungs for months on end of intermittent phlegmy coughing fits that keep her up at night, on a weekly basis. Not every single night, but at least 2 or 3 a week. And if the previous five years are any indication there isn’t much we can do besides wait it out. Which is taxing and unfair. But what are we gonna do about it. At this point, beyond children’s cough medicines (which are still ridiculously hard to come by) there isn’t much we can do. I try to keep them both in masks if out and about indoors, and at school, but something always follows them home. Fun.

Getting lots of outdoor activities done while we have all of this lovely sunshine. Making up for lost time due to Covid infections, so not working on my own leaves this weekend. Much to my chagrin. The leaves would be do dry & crispy. Just about perfect conditions for my electric leave mulcher/ bagger. I do hope it doesn’t rain between now and Monday morning, so I can get some of it done while it’s all in such great condition outside.

Catching a sunrise this morning, against my will I might ad. I would much prefer to get an extra hour or two of sleep on a Sunday morning, by sicky coughy McGee over here put the kibosh on that happening. In other news the kids are still going hardcore for the Rainvow Loom toy making all sorts of crafts with it. Nice to see some stick with it ness from both kids for a change. They usually pass from one thing to the next in a constant stream of “I want, I want”, but in this case they’ve been doing it for more than a month now, and still going strong. Of course, now that I’ve said it, it will get put aside and forgotten about for weeks on end.

Halloween is just around the corner, so you can sense the kids buzzing with excitement. Their ideas for what they are going to be change daily, if not hourly. Flip flopping between monsters, grim reapers, walking dead, fairies, and frogs or a chicken. The silly thing is, we have the costumes on hand to be any one of these things. They love going to grandma’s to hand out candy at their house to all the neighborhood kids, and then we hit up a few houses on the walk home, plus our nearest neighbours too. I tend to stay home and hand out candy myself while I watch Alien/Aliens or something I can’t watch with the kids around.

Delayed onset of muscle soreness.

Is definitely unpleasant. I find it in my quads, hamstrings and lats more than anywhere else on my body. Excepting maybe my abs if I get into the flow of doing situps or crunches, which I’ll admit, is rare. Sore thighs make sleeping on a hard mattress a bit of a bitch. Hate using a roller to break down those fibres but I just might have too. Blargh! That or lather in some A535 and put my feet up. No good deed goes unpunished. Take care of yourselves out there. Ciao Bella!

PA Day: Scramble to find something suitable to occupy these kids.

That doesn’t cost an arm and a leg either. It will be far easier to accomplish if the weather is as nice today as they have been forecasting for the last few days. I think a quick wander around a mall, with a hot lunch, and a small scenic drive might potentially be enough to salvage this Friday. I think I managed to get all of my current work out the door earlier this week so that I shouldn’t have too much to worry about, work wise, while the kids are home with me again, today. The Joys of PA Days. It was way easier in June, we could swim and go to the park, and Bam! Both kids happy and satisfied with their spare day at home with dear ole dad. Not so much when it’s cooler, and we have to actively try to all get on the same page. Which as many of you with children will know, is not as easy as it sounds. Whether it is meals, snacks, toys, or locations to play in the house, they don’t always line up, and on most occasions are actively in conflict with one another. Oh, today you wish to be actively engaged in opposing every option provided? Oh joy. I’m certain we will find something to do. I just don’t know what that thing is yet. I do know this, the Zoo is out today. I’m not interested in going back to the Zoo – yet again, today. I love it, but I’ve had enough for now.

Heard a new random term used on Twitter the other day. What is called a “milkshake duck“. And I found it both funny and alarming. As I had been watching the clips with the Emu, and having a laugh, but those deep diving account checkers found a sordid (read racist) past, and now the whole thing is spoiled. I was just interested in the silly bird, but now I gotta deep dive every account to find what shitty thoughts they harboured? This sucks. And also, I’m not vetting every single twitter poster I come across who says something funny, or interesting. People suck.

If you don’t know, today is Friday. So that’s always good news to hear. Congratulations, you’ve made it through yet another week. I’m also down to 55 days left in my 365 days of writing challenge. It has gone far smoother than I had thought it would. But there is still a good stretch ahead of me to still complete. It was initially just a mad rush to add content to this blog before the new year kicked in, and I just kept on going. Do I plan to do this next year too? I can’t honestly say. I feel as though it has become apart of my daily schedule/routine. I am still actively trying to get exercise firmly planted inside my daily schedule/routine as well, but have been far less successful at that. I don’t enjoy being a round as I am through the middle, but it doesn’t seem to be enough of a push to get me to stick with it every single day. I will say this though, I have worked out, with weights, more this year than just about any other in the last decade. So it is more than I was doing before, just not as much as I probably should be doing. Again, in the summer things were easier. More swimming, biking and riding my longboard. Now do I think getting a pair of cheap cross country skiis would help? Possibly? I used to love cross country skiing in my teens and very early twenties. I can go to the farm, and listen to music while I putter around the fields doing laps. Depends on if I can find them cheap enough to warrant the expense. Something to ponder, and do a web search on later. Anyway, take care out there. Ciao Bella!

The eye searingly high cost of an LTC…

Due to a recent COVID-19 infection that has debilitated an elderly member of our family we are faced with having to place said family member in an LTC that has round the clock emergency care capabilities. And let me too you that shit don’t come cheap. What’s worse is it feels as though they are only too happy to nickel and dime you for every available humanizing perk you might wish your elderly family member to have & enjoy. For the base rate of $9000.00 / month, your family member gets one shower/bath per week, but daily sponge baths in their hospital bed. A bed you pay them $4000.00 for up front, which includes a wheel chair, due to Covid stealing our family members mobility. It’s fucking horrendous. There is more to it, but as it stands we’re looking at around $9900.00 per month for her care, unless she needs any other additional perks or resources which they are only too happy to provide at additional cost. Ludicrous. Fucking vultures, the lot of them. No wonder Dougie, Harper and Harris are so in love with protecting these private corporations. They’re so gods be damned lucrative. Fuck me. I really had no clue. Oh, if you wanna go into one of those cheap ones you have to sign over all of your assets. House, car, vacation properties, stocks bonds and the like. Robbery. It’s a cluster fuck of heinous highway robbery. I’m so mad I could spit fire. Jesus h crimony.

On a lighter note I just built myself an airbrush paint/primer/mini compressor caddy that I can reach from a sitting position from my desk, or can have on the table top surface with me. If you watch Tested, you’ll see where I got my general idea from.

Next up is the spray booth, cowl I want to trap over spray so that I don’t ruin my walls, or other items in my office/studio space. I’m not totally sold on it needing a vacuum port, but an open cell foam backing seems like a useful thing to have in it. Just has to be wide enough to fit my Lazy Susan inside it, and give me 13 inches of clearance above the stand itself. Big but small. I have to keep it in the closet, but I want it to work for 95% of my bust sculptures to be painted, and an occasional full figure when I pluck up the courage to do more full bodied subjects. It’s a fine balancing act. As I’m sure you are all aware.

I need to eat. Also I have a botched gorilla bust in the oven baking. I was using materials I did not like, so I bunged it in the oven to be done with it. No fun fighting with it, so at least it will be finished soonish. I can always add more to fix the eyes & face and rebake it if I absolutely had too. Ciao Bella!

Seven years ago today…

I was lying in an ER hospital bed feeling like death. A prolonged chest cold, & sinus infection that I spent more than a month fighting with anti biotics, Tylenol and any other over the counter medications I could get my hands on just couldn’t shake it off. I also wound up with pneumonia and picked up a case of Epstein Barr (Mono) from the hospital. I spent six days in isolation, with several visits from the CDC. People wore gowns, respirators, face shields, gloves and booties to come in and see me, change my IV backs and give me needles. It was unpleasant. But I made it out with some lasting memories from the staff that helped me out. Saw some shocked faces when we discovered i had a fever of 41.3° C, or just over 106°f for you American readers. Another few points after the decimal place and I would be dead. Organs fail at 107°. So needless to say, very happy to be here, and see the birth of my second child. Not only that but see them both just about every day since. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t scared at the time. Some of the news I was given was not particularly welcome. Brain parasite, heart lining infection, lung lining parasite, some rando new disease from China (have I traveled to Asia in the last month came up about 1000 times). They were most insistent about that question. And given COVID-19 I now understand why. Thank the lord for YouTube videos and the comedy stylings of Brian Regan. Had a good, much needed chuckle thanks to his comedy specials.

Today is Wednesday, the 19th of October 2022. The weather is rainy, cloudy and cool. I have a few projects left to finish outdoors, but I’m in no rush. Slack line needs to come down, the swings need to come down, and the hose disassembled, dried and stored for the winter. That should just about cover it for now. I located the snow shovels, and found bags of road salt too, so that’s a bonus. At this time of year you never truly know what kind of weather to expect. Spin the roulette wheel and pray you guessed correctly.

Well by the tick of the lock I can see we are after 9:00am, so I best get to work. Take care out there. Ciao Bella!

Watching playoff highlights on SportsNet.

Few things can fill out the dead air of a quiet morning like watching baseball recaps every 30 minutes on SportsNet. Leave out all the inbetween moments and focus on the interesting stuff. Fascinating to see what gets trimmed from a three hour game to get through it in 22 minutes of every half hour of television. And one full game doesn’t even fill the whole 30 minute time slot. I wonder what the shortest recap ever done is? Eight minutes, five minutes or less? I suppose if it was a one nothing game the highlight reel could be under three minutes if you cut it fast enough to show strike outs, fly outs, and runners caught at first base.

The cool weather is settling in for the week. I need to check the exterior drainss, so maybe after I eat breakfast I’ll go tackle the gutters and downspouts this morning. Brrr. Not looking forward to it though. Numb fingers and all that mess. Best to beat the rains and possible snow come November 1st.

I managed to get Hellboy properly baked yesterday, with no major cracking or issues that I saw upon closer inspection. Chose the larger of the two Walnut bases to hold it. Now I’m down to one swanky Walnut base left. What to put on it? I just don’t know.

The kids are going mental these days for this Rainbow Loom toy. Making wrist bands, necklaces, rings and key chains with their fingers. Good for fine motor skills. It keeps them busy and quiet for the better part of an hour. I just know I’ll be vacuuming up tiny rubber bands for the foreseeable future. Small price to pay for some quiet time without fighting and bickering. They both seem to get a kick out of creating this stuff, which is nice to see.

Gave the freezer a nine hour defrost yesterday, and it finally dumped about 2 litres of water out the bottom. I feel as though I rushed it last week, because I remarked to my wife about the lack of water on the floor. So hopefully now we will get another month or two out of it before it goes all shitty again. Luckily we are inbetween grocery shops so I didn’t have much to move, and little left in the fridge to spoil. Would be good to know what is making the ice kick off, I keep the freezer between 4°-6° to try and avoid any ice build up. Sometimes it works, and some times it does not.

Took the time to also put away all of the patio furniture, Noma lights and kids stuff. Still have a few items left, like a small table & the garden hose. But water is shut off, I should drain the hose just in case. AC unit is covered too. Getting outdoor jobs struck off the list before we have to tackle the inlaws property. Even after two stints doing leaves we are back to looking like nothing has been done – again. Too wet to use the vacuum bag mulched, my new favourite outdoor toy. Only good when the leaves are dry & crispy. Then it works wonders. Wet leaves gum up the works, and make it a hassle to use. I find it works best if I rake dry leaves into semi coherent piles and chug away at sucking them up in the vacuum, rather than walking the whole property swinging the nozzle to and fro. Feels quicker to just down a pile from one location. We have the inflatables up for Halloween so now I need to work around those three things, plus the light up pumpkin and all of the extension cords. No grass cutting until November! Unless we get snow really early again. It’s southern Ontario so anything is possible.

I’ve got a bust in the oven.

The downstairs apartment oven that is, because Sculpey smells a bit when you bake it. Have all the windows open in the basement, and two exhaust fans running full tilt. Won’t smell for long. On the bright side it isn’t a lingering noxious smell, so that’s nice. Once my Hellboy bust is cooked, he can come out of the oven around 6:00pm, after cooling down inside the oven for a few hours. Fingers crossed for no major cracks or after the fact calamities. This will round out the year at Six sculptures. I can’t recall if the two Sammie Slimes I made for my kids was this year or last year? There was snow on the ground, so could have been January or February of this year. I don’t know, the time it all runs together in a bit of a muddle now.

Today started off with a pow. Last of the pumpkin order was delivered to the school for their fall fair. Got a price list off for review. And another brochure out the door, with only a minor tweak kind, so nothing major. Plus I downloaded photo sets and logos for a new report coming soonish. Got the document set up and ready to roll once I get my data sheet. Have the aforementioned bust in the oven, pumpkins out of my hair, and some laundry washed and hung up in the kids closets. A real banger of a Monday. I’ll sort the rest of the washing shortly. Eating my breakfast now, forgot about it as I came in the door after drop off. Even managed to pump up the vehicle tire prior to leaving the house this morning. Oh I need to call about a doctor’s appointment. Nice catch! See you around town. Ciao Bella!

Timing is everything.

You know what really sucks, having a great idea or an amazing opportunity present itself at a time when you can’t act on it or do a damn thing about it. That really sucks. It’s like having an amazing idea for a story in your dreams but waking up and not being able to recall any part of it all all. Or getting an offer for a piece of equipment you desperately need when you’re committed to going away, and are heading out the door as you get the notification. D’oh! Damn. Double damn!

There are worse things, of course, but that kind of thing can really rankle. Although if you have time on your side you can sidle up to things you want at really random times. You might even stumble into a fantastic opportunity by just being somewhere at a useful time. Time. Such a funny, fickle thing. It can kill you, if you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time, or lift you up if you’re in the right place at the right time, or toy with you with right place wrong time, or right time at the wrong place, and seeing incredible things pass you by.

Just an awkward thought I was having while washing my kids Taekwon do outfit, and finding a new, huge stain that the machine has put there. I’ve tried three washes, at three temperatures, with pre-treatment, and stain removers, and no such luck getting rid of it as of yet. Such is life.

Was it something I wrote?

Not gonna lie, big shock to see the amount of traffic that came by here yesterday. Nice to see, but just goes to show I have no idea what anybody likes, or enjoys about my blog posts. Though: I will say this, anything to do with wood working will get at least a handful of views. Maybe not the day of, but eventually it will. That much I know. So, there is that.

I don’t have any immediate wood shop plans, except to make myself a smallish air brush painting cowl, that I can wrap in plastic, and run a vacuum out the back to trap any overspray. I don’t think the build will be very interesting, or complicated, so I don’t,  as of yet, plan to document it. The reason for the build is that I finally broke down and ordered specific air brush paints. So instead of painting into a cardboard box, like I used to do, I’ll make a sturdier wooden box, lined in plastic, and with a plastic hose adapter embedded in it to contain the mists. It’ll be covered by an open cell foam pad to soak up particles, that can be replaced. But I don’t forsee myself suddenly becoming a painter of many things. I have my busts to do, and a few miniatures laying around to finish up, and then it’ll sit in the closet for a long while. Actually I bought Fantasy Series Two from a kickstarter that hasn’t released yet, so when those 200 models show up, the air brush & cowl will get some serious use. I call it a cowl because it’s so small, and not quite a full booth. Semantics I suppose. Cowl sounds cooler than spray booth to my ears.

On the sculpted bust front my Hellboy is coming along. Trying to take my time with this one. I had done an interesting bust of him several years ago, which I was hoping to recreate, but the armature was incorrect, so now I’m doing just a head and neck version. It’s a work in progress, and still needs a fair amount of work. Like reshaping the planes of the face, smoothing, texturing, adding hair and a pony tail. Pores and veins, and whatever else that can make this as high quality as I can manage right now.

It still seems oddly flat in the face, so I think the planes are off. Probably needs to be drawn more front to back, from nose to mandible. I need to consult my physiology reference books to see where I went wrong. But it looks like an angry guy with horn nubs on his forehead, so I have that going for me. The red Sculpey feels more like oil clay, which while icky, feels like a return to Chavant. I dig it. Now I wish I had bought more of it. It was like $10 cheaper than any kind of Super Sculpey. And that’s something that I can really get behind.

Already have some work lined up for this week, which is always good to know. That’s it for now. Take care out there. Ciao Bella!

If I followed the stats…

Then yesterday was a dog shit day for viewership/readership numbers. Interesting. I still have no clear idea what “brings all the boys to the yard” as it were, but I certainly didn’t have whatever “It” is in yesterday’s post. Though I will say this, on the whole a post with at least one photo usually does ok, for me, that is. But that photo is usually placed within the post, and not a cover image (unless it’s a short story). Yeah – so I have no idea what turns people’s heads or makes them sit up and take notice. I don’t intend to try and formulate a metric of things to tick off in order to garner more readers though. That sounds like it would suck all of the fun out of the process. Chasing stats has never, ever been fun. Talk about turning something fun into an Excel Spreadsheet time vampire of dreariness. Shoot from the hip, keep it loose, and aim at the broad side of whatever barn you like.

We took a brief family car ride to the Richmond Hill Go station last evening for their Halloween light show. It was pretty good. Tuned in to a radio station for spooky music. Had a photo op station with candy for the kids. And one ticket let’s you drive through twice. Which we did. It was about 30 minutes of lights, music & fun. A great time. Also if you search Facebook you can find codes for 50% off the ticket price. So a bargain! Here’s a few images from the event.

I have the kids at an indoor play park (masked obvs) and we’ll be here for at least an hour, possibly two if I can help it. Tire the kids out, and get our money’s worth from the entrance fee. Laugh out loud to the rescue on a cool, rain soaked Saturday morning. I even have some time to myself to both read and do some writing. Also answer the kids questions when they run on by to check in. Life is good, even if the quality of my writing isn’t.

I also broke down and ordered myself some air brush paints for my baked bust sculpts. I am currently working through a bust of Hellboy. Trying to take my time with this one. I have two very svelte looking Walnut bases I am looking to display with a quality hand made item on top. Once the clear coat went on the other day the Walnut absolutely just POPPED! Bam! So, I want to display them front & centre. Also I shaped them on the lathe, so I’d like to highlight that feature as well, once they are completely finished. I was going to do a copy of this Don Lemon bronze Viking bust I love, but then the red sculpey was shouting for Hellboy instead. I can’t fault it, red is red. Do someone red with the red stuff, not rocket science.

If you are wondering what I am reading, it is “Shards of Earth” by Adrian Tchaikovsky. I’m little more than 100 pages in, and it seems pretty good. Aliens, war, destruction, abject fear. It’s all there. I bought the second book too. That’ll be four of his books I’ve read this year. Next year the last book of the Portiid series comes out, so I’ll nab that one too once released.

I think that keeps us all up to date. The rains have started up again, so I’m going to go back to reading & watching my kids get dizzy on a mini tea cup ride inside the park. Ciao Bella!