Lookit that water just a shimmering in the hot early morning sun. Whoo boy, gonna be a hot one, fer sure, fer sure it is bud. Roast the nuts off a squirrel if it sits too long on the car hood. Singed hairs and everything bud. Best to stay indoors with the ac, or go float around in the pool with a cold one.
Summer has arrived, and brought the wet bulb temps along with it, just about over night. The humidity done dropped down on us from out of the south, and slapped us all in the face with it. Hot, sticky, oppressive heat. Nasty stuff. Dehydration, sun burns, heat stroke, and overly hot heads abound. Hope you have a decent hat, because you don’t want to be straight heading this shit. No sir. Burned scalps, ear tips & noses for err’y body. Yuck.
At least at the lake you could just walk out into the water to cool off. Even at the farm you could go sit in the stream while it’s still flowing. Cool you right off. Might grow a sixth toe at some point from all the chemicals and shit people pump into the ground, but you’d be cooled off as you mutate. Going to be some long hard days spent weeding & watering over the next two months, that’s for damn sure.
I bruised my rib and arm yesterday doing someone a favour, and it hurts like the Dickens. Serves me right for leaving my whole body weight on a quarter inch thick piece of steel to extricate myself from a tight spot. I didn’t have the arm strength to just do a muscle up. My starting position was too low, with my arms too high above me. I don’t typically work out at those extreme positions. Serves me right for going easy with the weights I guess. Plus if I lost some weight it wouldn’t be as hard to move myself around either. I need to find a good place to go ride my bike. But without all the technical damage to my nether bits that usually accompanies such a hobby. Squashed urethra and all that.
Man I miss going out and doing crossfit. I was never in fantastic shape, but I didn’t have all this excess weight while I was doing all that cross training, running and Olympic lifting. I don’t miss the too tight ham strings or back pain though. Gotta find a reasonable inbetween. Happy Tuesday. Ciao Bella.
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