A plethora of spam texts demanding payment.

Yo, I don’t drive anywhere, how you gonna text me about a fake parking ticket, or unpaid highway tolls? I ain’t gone no where. Fool. Places I’ve been to recently, my bedroom, my kitchen, the curb, my basement, my living room, the kitchen (again – man’s gotta eat), and on some occasions the garage. I did catch a ride into Vaughan in somebody else’s car, so that wouldn’t be my ticket bruh! Also the 407ETR texts from a six digit code, not your random ass number. I haven’t been downtown since April, so no parking tickets from July my guy. Nice try though. Send it as registered mail, and I might pay attention then bud. Skeeew!