The dog has Jackson Pollacked my bedroom.

And it smells absolutely unhinged in here now because of it. Just vile. Been a long while since I last cleaned a dirty diaper, let alone an entire floors worth of loose bowel. Clock has just ticked over 2:00 am, so we are well into the thick of it now. Luckily from our summer run in with the skunk I have some nature cleaning supplies for heavy odors, and faeces smell to clean up in here with so I don’t have to spend the rest of the week sniffing the inside of the dogs colon. That’s a plus!

What else am I to do now. The adrenaline rush of hearing him spray fart in the dark, and the onslaught against my senses has left me wide awake. Dog seems none the worse for wear, at the moment. We will have to see if an angry bottom round two will rear its ugly mug. Best sleep lightly.

I do believe we are pulling a head full steam into Wednesday, hump day! If I can get my work email to synch up with this new phone I’ll be golden, otherwise I can only check emails directly from my computer. You would not believe just how long the process was to get all set up in my new phone. Ridiculous. Main reason why it was nearly eight full years in between physical unit changes. What a day it was, all spend connecting gadgets and accounts, passwords and the like. Endlessly doing two factor verifications, updates, and such. Bah!

The wireless transfer of contacts & such was pretty primo though, not going to lie about that. Last phone change over I had to go into my contacts and name them, and enter all details one by one. It was exhausting. Not the way it is now. No sir. All whizzing gadgetry now. The times we live in.

I wonder if I will see three am or if my body will slowly succumb to sleep. My acid reflux has made a cone back tonight, so I need to find my Tums before I burn a hole in my oesophagus. That shit burns and sucks the life out of a good night’s sleep that’s for sure.

I don’t know what I thought I was going to talk about today, but the dog messing in my room wasn’t a part of the top twenty five guesses that I would have put forth. Fun times. Floor got a good scrub down though, so that’s a plus, I suppose. Where are my Tums.