**WARNING GRAPHIC TMI ABOUT TO OCCUR IN YOUR FIELD OF VISION.
Taking NyQuil is like giving myself a colonic. Just vile stuff making its way out of me. Like dirty radiator water. Puddles of farm stall mud dribbling away like some mad man’s disease ridden hour glass. If it didn’t work so well at getting me to sleep through the night it would be several steps too far as far as medicine is concerned. I’m leaking like a Taco Bell meat gun dispenser over here. Feels like a gas bubble & a pebble have lodged themselves on top of the Push button for the garbage shoot of the human body, but I ain’t got no trash to go out anymore capiche? It’s all gone. Leave me alone. You’re flogging a dead horse here baby! Golly gee whiz mister IBS/Crohn’s Disease sure don’t sound like fun. No siree bob. Add in some tenderness from bloating, and a nose that’s running like a faucet and you’ve got yourself a case of Con-Crud, or public event illness where sick kids passed you by sneezing, coughing and being biological weapons of intestinal destruction. In a round about sort of way that is. No biggy. Just down four pounds today as a result… Yikes!
