Ba dum tiss! Work has been suspended until January 5th unless there is a priority one, triple time charged, explosive emergency that absolutely HAS to be taken care of before the kids go back to school. Otherwise I can crack open a beverage at just about any point in the day free of guilt, provided I don’t have to drive anywhere, or be singularly responsible for any children. What else is new?
Tonight we say good bye to the Elf for another year, thankfully. That’s a nightly stressor I will be glad to see the back of once again. I’m still mad my inlaws introduced our kids to it, since the onus is on us to do the performative Elf skits 24 nights in a row. If they did it at their house I wouldn’t even care, but I have to do it, and that bugs the shit out of me. God damn Elf on the shelf nonsense.
Had a random dream last night that my phone got pick pocketed in Europe last night, and I asked Tom Cruise (who was there randomly) if he knew anything about it, he told me I was foolish for having my real phone on me, that I should just get a cheap burner phone when in Europe, but when I got back to my hotel room the phone was there waiting on the charger. But the security lock down procedure was in place, and I had to log back in using security codes… It was very odd.
Merry Christmas everybody. Take care out there.
