Minus eighteen at Wonderland to enjoy the last vestiges of the lights.

By God it was a cold evening at Canada’s Wonderland Wonderfest yesterday. I think we all left with ice cold toes, fingers and raw wind blown cheeks. Hard to enjoy the splendor of the lights & rides with family when all you keep thinking about is how fucking cold it is. Loads of hot chocolates, fries and warming station visits kept us out of the ER, but holy moly it was bitterly cold and ever so windy! I wished I had battery heated boots and gloves! I opted for long johns, when I should have used snow pants as well. Silly mistake on my part. I’m my own worst enemy when I convince myself the outside elements won’t be so bad after all. Wrong. Go with your gut and over prepare!

It’s now Friday January 2nd, so the kids have three full days left before school, and afterschool programming all start up again for the new year. So they should try to squeeze every ounce of fun out of these last few days because the rest of winter will be a real slog. I will take them climbing at some point, either later today or early tomorrow. Depends on a few factors out of my control at the moment. But the kids seem content to build new Lego sets, or take turns playing on the VR headset. Gorilla tag has pulled ahead by a fairly wide margin. I am pretty partial to fruit ninja and beat sabre, but I have only had one brief go at fruit ninja while I was setting up the headset, and calibrating the wifi, and accessibility options. The children have monopolized the VR experience thus far. I can change that when they go back to school! Ha.

My only consolation is that in four months time the weather will break, and we will start to see life return to the neighbourhood! I really do hate being out in the cold. School drop offs, pick ups, getting gas, grocery shopping, dog walks, shoveling, cleaning off the cars. It’s all terrible in bitterly cold blowing snow. I look forward to being back out in my garage shop building furniture come spring time. I could technically cut joinery now and wait for the glue up, but I’d rather not leave the wood to buckle and twist by cutting it now, and then leaving it for months before I can assemble it, and do all the finishing tasks. All my joinery will be off by then. I learned that from doing our screen door, and again when I made a children’s bed. Best to work it all together and leave it to settle all together in situ.

I imagine if you were dressed warmly enough in really good cold weather gear that you would likely have had a great time outside at Wonderfest yesterday. I think it ends this weekend, or next week so it’s now or never. I went to Wonderland fourteen times this year so I feel as though I got my money’s worth out of not only my pass, but the perks, and add-ons too. I ate every time I went, and I had multiple beverages too. Parking was paid for by the third time you go, so I’m golden baby yeah!

Not only that but we rode the new Alpen Fury at least three times this year. Once it opened in mid July or early August that is. Waited an awfully long time for it each time. Three hours, two hours, and one hour plus each time. It was kind of insane. The first three hour plus wait time was in 43°C heat, and other folks were passing out as we waited in line. We should have had 2 to 3 drinks each in that line, but made do with one each. It was very dangerous. We both felt woozy in the extreme heat. I no longer wish to wait more than 1 hour for any ride, like ever. Not sure if that makes me a snob or what, but if I can’t fast pass an individual ride, I don’t want to ride it.

De escalation from the Holiday Season.

Winding down in the after glow of the holidays, and the big night with fireworks, and watching LOTR with my eldest daughter. I had a gummy, and some snacks and promptly went to bed before eleven thirty. I did not stay up to ring in the new year, and I am ok with that. Kids have felt ever so slightly off since throwing up in  Ottawa, and I didn’t want to press the issue. Everybody seems right as rain today though – amen! Hallelujah!

Usually I would strike out immediately to take down the Christmas tree, and potentially some of the easier exterior lights. But I’m not feeling it today. I can wait for Sunday to take the tree down. Let us have one or two more nights to bask in its warm festive glow. There’s so much snow, bare tree bark, and greyness around I could enjoy the colours on our tree for a little while longer. I have the antique colour bulbs that remind me of my youth.

I see a certain colour way on a house a few blocks from here, and the first time I saw it, BAM! It was a visceral gut punch. I can’t seem to locate that colour strand in any stores around here, but if I could. Oh boy, I’d buy up a bunch of those for the tree, the house, the garage whatever… I don’t care. I could stare transfixed for a while in nostalgia with those colour bulbs. Probably best we don’t have them, bit of a distraction really.

We are officially in 2026. Winter has been present for some weeks now, even if the winter solstice was a mere ten days ago. I hope, and pray that we get some sort of lengthy reprieve from all this snow. No running from the cold at this point, but I could do with letting the snow subside just a little.

First task of the new year has been laundry. Washing, drying and sorting are on the agenda for today.

We moved some furniture for a family friend yesterday that went about as smoothly as one would hope, while still being a tremendous pain in the ass, if you know what I mean. The cold and snow didn’t make things any easier. But for how bad it could have gotten, we made out like bandits, in & out — woosh!

The tree disassembly will take about an hour or two. It’s a bit different going in reverse because you have to be so careful of tangles, and dropping ceramic ornaments. It takes time to put all the different stuff into their particular containers. Work I don’t mind doing. Now I did notice a part of one colour light strand had gone out completely, so I should buy a replacement for it, or make a note to do so next November before the tree goes up once more. That busted strand was only on its second year. Not sure why a four foot section has gone dead already. Planned obsolescence obviously. Now I need to go spend thirty dollars more to replace them. Capitalism, it’s kinda the worst…

Right about now we are all emerging from the Holiday “Fuck its” from Christmas, and finding extravagant visa bills waiting, with arms open wide, ready to pick through our pockets and take our too freely given cash. In the spirit of Christmas, I bring you the gift of Scrooge, a return to belt tightening, budgetary restraint, and rational logic that says “Don’t treat yourself!”. It’s an unpleasant switch from holiday giving, to the reality of a busted economy, world leaders waving dicks around, and billionaires squeezing us for every penny their greasy fingers can smear themselves on. Solar panels, personal power generation and self sufficiency are looking more and more attractive over time. Grow some fruit trees, and food stuffs of your own. Shop less. Buy quality where you can. Learn to fix things or make do with what you’ve got. Times ahead look to be tough. Get some grit. Dig in. Time to develop community out away from our phones, screens, social media. Disconnect to reconnect if that tells you anything meaningful. Hold strong.

Welcome to 2026.