Into the thick of it.

Good morning Vietnam! Back, once again to Monday morning, the air is fresh and crisp with a distinct bite to it today. I have a new project on the docket today. Managed to start it last night, so I had a few early wins associated with it. Feeling good moving into the morning. Coming off of my NyQuil stupor, so let us hope everything looks as good as it felt when I was working on it last night.

Domestic Duties will be bumped to Wednesday this week, to allow me some time to work through this year’s last big report. Have a great day to you all. Ciao Bella!

The Fridge War that never ends.

So last we met it was battle number four or five. We are on to seven, eight or nine by now. This damn fridge. The very last time, last week, I shut off all water to/from the fridge, and emptied out the lines as best I could, and today we had to thaw it again, to let another 2L of water out the bottom. I only just cleaned off all the exterior intakes from the underneath portion I could reach with a long brush and a vacuum extension hose. But to no avail. At this point I have to wonder if we have a sleep Walker who is dumping pint glasses of water into the fucking thing. I don’t understand how a mostly empty freezer, with no water feed can accumulate nearly 3 Liters of water in its vents every week or so. Where is it all coming from? Is there a holding tank inside the machine I’m not aware off that is leaking, or slowly expressing vapour into the freezer chamber? I don’t get it. I just can’t figure out where all this excess water is coming from, or how a freezer set to 6° is kicking off and freezing over constantly. I will get to the bottom of this at some point. But God Damn. What a son of a bitch! I hate this machine so much right now. All the seals have been cleaned. The latch catches, the vents are never blocked off, the inlets are clean, the air flow path inside the fridge is not blocked. Next step is the $100.00 diagnostic call to the repairman. Or buying a whole new fridge in 2023. Bah! Humbug.

The lone nostril sniffle.

More of an annoyance than anything else. Still has me sneezing and blowing my nose multiple times hourly though. Feel a little more tired than usual, but seeing as I live with chronic fatigue that doesn’t tell me much. But, what I believe will be the last major project I’ll get this year, has just come in, so at least I know what I am going to work on this week.

I could, if need be, push it off until the new year, but I find it hard to sleep when I know I have paid work left laying around untouched. Why put off until tomorrow what I can do today. I may not put eight hours into it today, but I’d be surprised if I go to bed tonight without doing at least an hours worth of work on it. Will make me feel better, and I’ll be able to sleep knowing I don’t have the whole thing still out in front of me.

Hard to believe we are already up to the 18th of December. This whole month is whizzing by just as fast as November. If you haven’t had the chance yet, heed my warning, and go do some Holiday gift retrieval for your loved ones. The longer you leave it the worse the traffic, parking, line ups and crowds will get. Not only that but the shelves will look most decidedly picked over. On the positive side, perhaps your made them something from the heart in which case you don’t need to brave the cold and the masses. In that case, a tip of the hat to you! Otherwise, get cracking, times a wasting! All the best. Ciao Bella!

Murphy oil soap follow-up.

After the first 24 hours I’d say that at least two thirds of the brushes were back to within working order tolerances. The bulk of the grime had come off, and the bristles themselves were pliable and soft. Score! The other third had a more tenacious level of grunge penetrating their bristles. So those had a cleaning and a once over along with those I deemed suitable to be returned back into my tool kit. After a thorough inspection these last five brushes will sit in the concentrated soap until Monday. I figure an additional 72 hour soak should be about as much as anything could ever need, on top of the first 24 hour soak. At which point I will wash and examine them all – again. My hope was to salvage every single last expensive brush, but if I end up with one straggler that can’t be fixed, I’ll be mostly ok with that one getting tossed, or repurposed to smoothing clay/sculpey instead. So for the low low cost of $7.00 CND, I am most definitely happy with the Murphy Oil Soap as brush cleaner. Can reccomend it. Worth a try. I do wonder if the old formula was more tenacious? But seeing as I don’t have any of the old stuff I can not say one way or the other.

Today is Saturday Dec 17th, 2022. Christmas is looming large on the horizon. Luckily there is a school field trip to occupy the kids attention, and a rescheduled winter fair for children set for Wednesday that should also act as an attention buffer to block the Christmas Present Jitters in both kids. I still have not put a single item under the tree. And thus far – knock on wood – no fist fights regarding gifts. Not exactly a hack. More an effect of out of sight out of mind. Just means I need to lug a fair amount of gear up & down the stairs on Christmas Eve after the kids skip off to bed. Might have to slip some excedrin pm into their night time drinks to make sure all my banging & swearing doesn’t wake them up. I kid – of course. No amount of pharmaceuticals could ever keep my kids asleep on the biggest night of the year for children. I’m sure they’ll be up with nightmares about sleeping through Christmas,  or having their gifts get opened by someone else. Or that Santa forgot about them, orca million other reasons for them to be do wired that they can’t fall asleep, or stay asleep the whole night through.

I feel a runny nose coming on myself. So let us hope that clears up without testing positive on a RAT, or leading to a hacking cough that lasts for eight or nine weeks, and continues to travel from nose, to sinuses, to throat to lungs and then back again. Time will tell I suppose. Ciao Bella

That was some terribly wet snow huh?

Goodness, I’ve had to shovel snow four times in little more than 30 hours due to this freezing rain, wet snow combo. Perfect packing snow though. Great for snowmen and forts, and snowballs. Not so good for an old ticker, or an injured back! That wet stuff weighs a tonne. Luckily at one point I had both kids to help me shovel the walk ways, deck and back patio. They were too interested in talking to their grandma to help me out much with the driveway, but at this point, any help is welcome! That’s additional kilograms of snow that I don’t have to move myself. And what’s more, it’s still coming down! Mind you not at the rate it was last evening, but enough to dust over the entirety of what has been cleared. It’s so heavy it bent my cedar hedges nearly 90°. I’ve shaken them off, but they still harbour a good lean. Snapped two over large Lilac branches as well. Old growth limbs that have just given out.

Mushed over Cedar hedge.
One of two old growth limbs that snapped off our Lilacs.

I best get back to answering e-mails and see if the charger fixed the van battery at all. Best of luck on your commutes out there today! Ciao Bella!

Testing out a new way to revitalize some 20 plus year old paint brushes.

I have had in my possession a very nice set of acrylic and water colour brushes that I bought in 2001 when I went to Sheridan College for Art School for a year. I used and abused those expensive brushes every single day for a year, and didn’t put much effort into cleaning them very thoroughly afterward. Now here I am in my forties, with a treasure grove of good brushes, if I can only find a way to remove all the accumulated gunk. Oh I’ve done boiled soapy water, paint thinner, mineral spirits and brush cleaner (all well after the fact mind you), but have never managed to clear more than just the very outer most surface. But, last night I came across a YouTube video of someone using Murphy Oil Soap concentrated floor cleaner on an old acrylic crusty dried up brush, and after 3 to 4 days it revitalized that brushes bristles. For the low low cost of $7.00 CDN, I too hope to breathe new life into my collection of Windsor & Newton brushes. My old clam pack brush cleaner is a lost cause, being about 21 years old now. But I’d love to salvage as many as I can of my five hundred dollars worth of brushes. At $20-$45 a pop (iirc), back in 2001, I can only imagine what a whole new set of Windsor & Newton brushes would cost me today to replace them all. I don’t want to think about it. I see the package says new formula, so I hope it works as well as the older stuff I saw that YouTuber use. Time will tell.

The first batch of offending brushes caked full of old grungy acrylic paint.

So today we begin with a warm temperature wind storm, and will finish the day with a snow squall slash blizzard. Sounds about right for a Thursday, ten days from Christmas. I can only imagine what my kids will do next week at school. Movies, crafts and lots of bouncing off the walls. Good for me at home away from it all, not so much fun for the teachers who will take the brunt of all that restless excitement.  Although snow means, snowball fights, king of the hill bouts, forts, raids, and rolling heavy snowman parts. All great ways to tire out school aged children. Which reminds me, I need to put a second reserve pair of gloves in my kids back packs. I sorted out the youngest on Monday, but my older one is still going the whole day with one set of soggy gloves. Seems I am playing catch up! I have the second pair up here all ready. I never put them in the back pack though. So I’ll do that when the kids come home later today.

I think I need to get the last of my invoices out this week, or run the risk of not getting them processed in 2022. So I’ll sign off for now. Ciao Bella!

The “BIG” Day – 365.

That’s it, game over, today is the last day of my 365 day writing challenge. Obstacles met and over come. Bam! Something about apples….

But seriously, it’s a big day for what amounted to a difficult task. We had power outages, illnesses, trips, travels, and heavy work days that made this a real barn burner of a challenge. But I got through it all. Wow!

But now what? Maybe I go the whole Calendar year? that adds what, an additional seventeen days? Not bad. Maybe I can break the 200,000 word mark? I thought i just might do it, but I got to around 185,000. So close enough, I think.

So what’s on the docket today. I think I’ll do a double header and will begin my year in review of the wood working projects I built this year. There are several, so settle in. I made furniture, jigs, objects, and some pretty random items to be certain. I did at one point have the list in chronological order, but that list has gone into the ether, so now i’ll just have to randomly talk about the things as I recall them. No don’t worry, it’s not off of the top of my head, I did spend some time the other night writing them all down – again. Just not in any order beyond what i could remember first.

For my sister in-laws baby shower I made two new Cedar newel posts for my in-laws house. As I recall those were about 8.25″ square, and about 2″ high. I painted them white, and they are still affixed to the front exterior stairs. For the new rabbit Butter Scotch, I made two rabbit houses, one was a 13″ square, the other was smaller to fit into the reserve cage at the cottage. In September I used dowel construction to build a Pine display unit for my kids toys, and for them to play dolls on. My youngest has since etched her name into the top with a black ball point pen. I made a rather tall end table to display things in, that was Walnut & Ash. I made a tapering jig for the legs, so that counts as another build item too. I made a Hickory & Ash end Table / coffee table with slatted shelves. That currently sits in our basement and has not been attacked by either child as of this time. After several long years I completed the last 80% of the Ash screen door, that went up prior to my wife’s birthday party in early June. Has not collapsed or fallen off it’s hinges as of this time of reporting. Ha. I used a bunch of scrap wood to build a cubby system for all of my drills, drivers, heat gun, and staple guns, pin nailers etc… It was more shop infrastructure, than anything else. Much like the wheelie cart for my planer & jointer. It isn’t much to look at, style wise, but it’s sturdy and easy to move around in the confined space of my shop. I took some time to try to see if I could build a proper floating shelf drawer out of Walnut. It has a blue felt pad on the interior, and has remained fairly square since I built it. That also taught me not to use Wax on Walnut, as it clouded over almost immediately, so now I use the wax only on non visible portions to lubricate drawer slides and moving parts under jigs etc etc… For the farm orchard I built a scrap wood bench, that was four feet long, and a foot wide, and about fourteen inches tall. My wife, and my mother in law wanted some place to sit when watching the kids down at the farm when they go tree climbing, or apple picking. It weathered the Dericho wind storm and stayed put, also remained upright, when trees fell, and the silos were mostly ruptured. Go me! At the cottage I refinished an old iron & wood bench. Sanded it down, and put two or three coats of tan stain on it. That was done in about a day, less than that, late one afternoon in August. On the lathe I turned down some Walnut bases for some sculptures, namely my Hellboy bust and the cruddy looking great ape I made where I botched the nose terribly. I also turned down a handle for the screen door out of Maple from our tree out front. In the shop I built two peg boards, a Dado jib, the aforementioned tapering jig, and a 45 Degree cutting jig, plus a smaller tenoning jig that I used on my Pine Display Unit. In the way of metal work, I built a router sled flattening jig out of angle iron and nuts and bolts, doing the cutting with my angle grinder and a cut off wheel. That was pretty loud, and thrilling. Didn’t set fire to anything, so that was a major plus. I built a whole slew of Ash chisel caddy’s that hang on the wall. I built two toy boxes, one large one out of Pine, soon to get caster wheels, and a smaller one out of Cedar for my little ones bedroom. And last on the list is the Air brush caddy I made for all my paints, mask and the air brush compressor unit. That feels like just about everything that I made this year. If I remember anything else, I’ll be sure to mention it. I have posted photos for many of these items in previous posts throughout the year, so i won’t bore you with more at this point. Just kidding. Here they are in no discernable order. Also, just realized I made a massive Ash charcuterie board this year too. Duh!?! Can’t believe I forgot about that, I only see it 8n the kitchen every single day.

That wraps up the build portion. On to THE BOOKS! This year my goal was to read twelve of them. Sometimes I waste precious hours scrolling twitter when I could just as easily read a book, so try as I might to resist the sirens song of doom scrolling, I often did, rather than read. So I’m a bit short. I gave up on the Grapes of Wrath about half way through. But I do know I will go back to it. It was just starting to lag a bit back in August. Also the last book, Carl Sagan’s about the Demon Haunted World, is good, but I’m not sure if I’ll actually complete it before 12:01am on December 31st, or a few days into January.  Here is the list of what I read this year.

The twelve books of 2022.

This year I found Adrian Tchaikovsky and read four of his novels. I have a fifth ready to go as a Christmas present. I also have a Mary Robinette Kowal book to open aswell. I am anxiously awaiting any new Lady Astronuat books she might put out. Also if Martha Wells could pump out two Murderbot books per year I’d be very happy about that as well. I will also pursue more of Don Winslow’s books in the coming years, as Man on fire was really good. I don’t typically do crime drama, but it was compelling and easy to read. More of that please. I was more than happy to find a Robert J Sawyer book I hadn’t yet read in the Oppenheimer faux history. That was really great too. I, like many others, have been waiting for George R.R. Martin to finish the last damnable book of the Fire and Ice Series, so I’ll drop fifty sixty bucks on that hard cover whenever it comes out. Not to forget the fun romp that was John Scalzi’s The Kaiju Preservation Society. That was a pleasant read last spring. I’ll have my eye out for any of his new releases aswell. I see that Fart Quest has book four out. I’ll order that for my birthday come Spring time. That’s a really beautifully illustrated series that turns on D&D charm, and general fantasy tropes. Meant for kids and pre-teens but I get a kick out of it just the same.

Not much else to say. Had an email from a client whom I did work for late last year, looking to pick up where we left off, and that’s about as great a recco as I would like to get. Repeat happy customers that come back year after year. If you could only see my grin.

So this is it. The big Kahuna. Once I press send the challenge is complete! Wishing you all well. Those who followed along playing the home game. I don’t think I’ll stop just yet. I’ll aim for New Year’s Eve. Put another 17vseconds on the clock ref, I have a few plays left in me to go. Ciao Bella! Love you all.

Taking satisfaction in watching my kids achieve their goals.

Yesterday was a big day in our household. I saw my oldest daughter finally master a couple of goals she’s had her eyes on for about six months or more. At gymnastics she managed to pull off a free standing handstand, a front round off, and a cart wheel. Both from the tumbling floor and off of the balance beam. It was impressive to see her go hard at it and then finally get there. She is brave. That full size beam is at least three to three and a half feet off the ground! I don’t think I would even attempt it, pads or no.

Then later on we had the Yellow Stripe Belt Ceremony with Taekwon-do. She was happy as a clam to have passed her test for the four directional punch/block combo, along with various other kick types, and punches, and a heel directional turn. Proud to see her stick with it and achieve her goals. The initial crowd that she started with dwindled considerably by the end of the session, and testing requirement.

Now I hope we can funnel that physical discipline into our educational goals, and we’ll have ourselves a very top notch go getter of a kid. Proud either way. Very teachable child, as long as the instruction isn’t coming from dear old dad. Ha. I’m ok to leave it to the Professionals rather than inserting myself into every aspect of training, and practice. I’m here to cheer and clap, and hoist the water bottle when required! I do the driving, so she can do the “thing”, whatevervtgat happens to be.

Also – today is Tuesday. A particularly cold one at that. Winter is very close given the south side of zero degrees we’re in right now. Brrr. Nasty. This is day 364, if my count is correct. Tomorrow is the day. The big day. The whole finish line is right there. Crazy to think about. Should I do the wood project review tomorrow, or the book review for the twelve I wanted to read this year? I don’t know. I haven’t decided. I gotta get some groceries and water softener salt to boot. Have a great Tuesday December 13th, 2022.

On the inside of two weeks until Christmas.

If you haven’t started your holiday shopping might I humbly suggest you do so. Before you end up looking at bare shelves on Christmas Eve, and start buying random gear from the 7/11, or gas station convenience store on your way home, so as not to return empty handed. Some restocks have happened by now, so get cracking!

In the end, you’ll do you. You know your family better than I. So, maybe let this serve as but a simple reminder.

I was pretty busy myself last week, and if I have multiple more weeks like that until the year’s end, I could just as easily forget about Christmas being in a mere 13 days. Easier to do than you’d think, once the work starts to pile up, and you have to keep your head down to complete all that work. So take a second, mark a break down in your calendar, and go get your kids or spouse something from the heart.

The snow has stuck around, and the lights look ten fold better because of it. The roads suck, but the strings of lights look amazing. I’m sure we’ll get to see more this evening, what with Gymnastics and our Yellow Stripe Belt Ceremony at Taekwondo this week. Chances to hop in the car and see different neighborhoods all lit up and twinkling.

Which reminds me, some gifts from relatives showed up over the weekend, so I need to wrap those for the kids. I still have not put a single item under the tree. I know the temptation for my kids would result in fist fights and tantrums. So best to not lay the ground work for major fights this close to the winter break. Now that my oldest is moving up in grade school I wonder when they start getting homework for the break? When does that start? Grade four, five or six? It has to be soon right? I don’t remember ever getting through a winter break unmolested by classroom assignments such as, daily journals, math sheets, a book report, and geography maps to colour in and add a legend, borders and other such things like arrows and stuff. I do not miss any of that.

We had the kids sweep, vacuum and mop the floors yesterday, so I can cut that from my list today. I washed towels yesterday, but need to run the kids clothes through the laundry today. I cleared out the recycling, ready for tomorrow. And the oldest helped me tidy up a bit after we did some snow shoveling. Bit lighter on the Domestic Duties Monday today. The windows are covered in the remains of snowballs, which is how I know the kids helped me clear the patio & deck of snow. That and the thud, thud, thud of them pelting the glass. The snowball makers they have work pretty well. I’ve just been pinged for a job, so I best go. Ciao Bella

And for a brief period, it actually looked like Christmas.

With a soft blanket of fluffy white snow falling, a cool wind blowing and all the holiday lights aglow. If you paused just long enough to hear a Christmas Carol that you aren’t sick of yet, it almost feels “seasonal”. Then you realize that if you have to drive anywhere, or do anything today, the roads, and thus the traffic will be worse than usual. Oh dear!

But it’s Sunday and we don’t have anywhere to go, and nothing to do. The kids can watch The Loud House Christmas Special, and I can shovel the drive way, and patio and paths in peace. Test out my new winter coat, since my eleven year old jacket finally crapped out. I have some presents for the kids arriving from extended family today, so I can wrap those this afternoon/evening. Or whenever the last of the parcels arrive.

Yesterday we had a family vote on potential puppy names. Though we won’t be in a position to adopt a new pet for atleast another eighteen months. The kids were adamant we begin the process of picking names for a dog. Right now the front runners are, in no particular order : Kevin, Green and Max. A strange mix if I do say so myself. I also don’t imagine the kids will forget these names when we are actually ready to go and choose our new family pet. Gotta love it.