RULE #361 : Never underestimate how much more people are willing to pay a big named company to do the same thing you (a small boutique company) can do for them, with higher personalized quality and more cost effectively, while trying to not pay YOU at all.

Oh the joys of self employment. I ran into this all the time when I worked in-house for a few companies over the last two decades. You’d pay a half a million dollars or more for an idea, and in the end you would only be supplied with the raw pieces, and a little lone production guy (formerly me) would put those elements together while getting paid a tenth of that over a whole year, and not just for that one campaign element. If you want the creative folks to put it all together you need to cut a different, equally high Studio cheque to have it put down so it can be printed, or go live on the App/Website.

Now I get to do both, which is very creatively fulfilling. Production work is the bread and butter which funds the time it takes to create new and exciting things. Can’t spend your time contemplating new ideas if you’re dead ass broke. Have to fund that kind of time with the more straight forward stuff. Things like moving a line of products from one die line to another. Taking existing artwork and rejiggering it to fit new parameters, and tech ical specifications. Like migrating web banners of a landscape orientation, into a bus stop print ad in Portrait orientation. It takes technical skill, and compositional know how to get one to look and feel like the other. To carry over the essence while being almost entirely different. Which is challenging, and fun all at the same time.

I don’t make a habit of chasing RFP’S, and bidding on work. That all takes an awful lot of time, effort and opportunity cost to do. Whereas if I build relationships with people, you can be assured that those positive experiences can, and will carry over as Marketing people, Brand Managers and such move from product to product, and industry to industry. You don’t forget the ease at which you can work with some folks. And when the opportunity presents itself, they will seek you out to further that working relationship. It’s rather nice. Word of mouth is a real help too. But mostly if your friends, are friends with people whom are Managers, Directors, CEO’s and persons of clout. That helps a lot. Hard to pull in new clients from the very ground floor. It is doable, but good grief what a slog that is. So many hurdles and obstacle to jump. Not to mention the constant harassment about compensation vs. Exposure, or timely payments. And the endless nitpicking over your invoices, asking for by the minute break downs to account for every single penny. Makes being creative very difficult if you spend half your time fighting for yourself & reputation.

Here it becomes readily apparent just how easily they’d cut a $50,000 or a $100,000 dollar cheque without batting an eye lash, versus paying your the $3,125.75 invoice. For that they want a line item by line item audit. Meanwhile you didn’t pull from a prearranged template like those big guys likely did, and built them something custom and totally individualized. I don’t have an account manager to massage the client into accepting the first idea. I don’t wine & dine. I tailor my work to suit, and that needs to be enough. Oh, I’ll have a business dinner, or a round of drinks with my largest clients if/when it’s needed. But I don’t do that weekly, or even monthly. That can come up once a year (Covid has impeded this practice) or every other year depending on circumstances.

So as much as I hate it, Networking is important to growing your business. That and technical skills, quality products, a high degree of accuracy with the end file, and the ability to successfully juggle deadlines, and your time. I don’t wish to grow so large that I no longer do the design work and spend all day managing people, budgets & meetings. That sounds horrendous to me. No thanks. A small boutique that caters to its clientele, and puts out great work which everyone is happy with. I’ll stay there for as long as I am able.

So pay your artists! Invest in quality photographers. And most of all, take care out there. Ciao Bella!

Ending the week with a Bang!

Going out on a high note with four new pieces of international work! Feels great when things come together. Super happy to be rounding out 2022 with a fair chunk of work. Will make it far easier to budget for my down time come winter. Speaking of which, what’s up with this weather, one day it’s frigid, blustery cold of minus -8, and the next day it’s sunny and 9°. This planet is off kilter. Going to get ugly before it gets any better.

I failed to eat breakfast so now I’m ravenous. I need to get some things out the door before too much longer, but the growl in my belly was breaking my concentration. So best eat, then hop back to it.

Happy Merry Jolly Seasons Greetings to all of you. Ciao Bella!

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That’s all fun and games but believe you me, no one really has a hard on for spinach except for Popeye the sailor man. It shrinks so damn much. It’s almost as bad a ratio as sap to syrup. Which is close to 40:1 ratio, of supplies in to final product out. Blargh! Now Ice burgh lettuce, and Romaine lettuce? Those are leafy greens you can put your whole personality behind. Add in some occasional Dandelion Greens and you have yourself some variety. Along with cherry tomatoes, carrots, cucumber, green onions, sweet red onions, bell peppers, a radish or two, and massive chunks of cheddar cheese, and some bacon bits – Now you’re having yourself a party. A gassy, farty, bloated party, but a tasty one at that! At least to begin with.

Wow, so it’s Thursday already. Had two sick kids at home kinda washed out my week. I had plans. Plans I tells ya! Moot now. The eldest spent much of her birthday on bed, or throwing up in the bathroom & feeling shitty. Poor thing. Two years in a row she’s had to isolate on the date. Luckily (he says with side eye) it was just a 24-48 hr tummy bug and not Covid. Lots of nasty things making the rounds again. Just in time to have to postpone Christmas if something really awful comes home from school with the kids.

Waiting on news for open projects, and having a quiet cleaning morning. The sink, dishes, stove top, counters, dishwasher, fridge. Oh yeah, fridge is on the blink – again. Turned off the water line to it, which didn’t seem to work at all. Same ice build up on the vents issue as before. Oh well. The downstairs beer fridge is mostly empty, so it’ll keep us food safe until we can get it sorted out reliably. Wee!

There’s a widget for that.

I didn’t know this, but my WordPress App has a widget that tells me my total word count for this whole year. And you know what, I might have over estimated my year in my head by about 10,000-17,000 words. So far, with less than ten days left to go, I have written approximately 183,000 words worth of blog posts in 2022. Not to shabby. I imagine if I had of kept doing with the 1,600-3,000 word story posts, that number would have jumped significantly. But I didn’t so it won’t. That is beside the point. The point being, I was going to wager an educated guess of somewhere close to, possibly just under 200,000 for the one year writing challenge, and I’ve come very, very close. That’s a lot of content. That’s also a lot of written/verbal diarrhea that I’ve poured out into the interwebs. Some good, some bad, some fairly middling. I can’t complain. That’s nearly a full sized novel’s worth of writing. Go me! So glad I don’t have to guess at it, when the app widget did all the counting for me! Bonus. With something along the lines of 413 posts so far, that would have been a lot of work to track down, and reliably add up. I won’t lie, the guestimation was about as far as I was willing to take finding out. Even making 413 entries in Excel and having it count for me was going to be a tonne of work. Happy to avoid it! Yay!

Carving their initials into my display unit.

Was tidying up around the fireplace and noticed something odd with a lone flat, laid out tissue (unused), so I picked it up, and what did I find you ask? I’ll tell you. The letter “H” carved into the top surface of our new display unit. In black ball point pen. Sunken into the wood grain. And some other random drawings, equally pushed into the wood surface. I was not impressed with the youngest. Not in the least. She gouged it in there good and deep. I am impressed with myself for not losing my shit. Not much I can do about it, without having to sand the whole top surface. Restain it all, and then add all new clear coat to it too. It is too cold for much of that to be done in my garage. And far too smelly to do inside the house. It off gases for so long. I left it outside for a few days after each step when I built it in September, and it still smelled strongly once it came inside for set up.

The youngest’s handiwork. Pitted and gouged up real good. Thanks random ball point pen.

Why it wasn’t done in pencil, I’ll never know. Oh well. That’s a 2023 downtime problem to solve. Or a spring cleaning effort come April.

Otherwise it is now Wednesday December 7th, 2022 and I don’t have much else to say today. I mean, I do, but it’s not kind. And doesn’t involve my marred table. So happy hump day. Oh, also we are now well inside the last ten days before I reach my 365 days of writing goal. I am very excited to finally see that big number, and know that i somehow managed to stick with it, even with the storms, illness, vacations, and hectic school/work schedules we all have. I wish i could say the same thing about my exercise plan, but that was always second fiddle to the writing. It is still important, now that i am getting into my near mid forties. Staying in some kind of shape besides round, or pear are of a higher importance to longevity, and general satisfaction when looking in the mirror. So perhaps i will shuffle my priorities in 2023, and put exercise first and writing second? I doubt it, but it’s a fun mental exercise to play around with. What would that look like. How do i monitor success? Do i have to go “buy” an app or Fitbit or membership somewhere? If so, count me out. 2023 should be a year of cheapness. Saving since you never know if things are going to tank hard, and leave you wishing you’d put more away for a bad year.

2022 may wind up being one of my better years for the business. No where as good as when i worked full time in house for another company. But good for me still. It can get real easy to fall into the trap of living up to your new found wages. If they slip, fall shy, or disappear you are pooped. So best to find your line, and live there through good years and hard. Keep it as simple as you are able without being a deprivation weirdo. You know the type. All boisterous about going without, but then secretly binge behind closed doors instead of using sensible moderation. But I digress. Take care out there folks. Ciao Bella!

Grey, glum, cloudy & cold.

Today we celebrate the birth of our eldest child. Would a warm-ish, sunny, cheerful day have been preferred? Yes. But given the time of year I’ll settle for not raining/snowing just yet. That may come later today, but right now, right this second no precipitation of any sort.

I remember how cold and snowy it was the year they were born. We had to spend more than 48 hours in the hospital before we could be allowed to leave. Others on the floor were having a rough go of it, so we got pushed back a few times. It was ok though. Nervous new parents liked having the safety net of the nursing staff around for the first two nights. They showed us proper baby bathing technique, and shared various (differing) points of view on just about everything baby related. Which was at once helpful, and weird. Depended on the nurse on shift.

Then by the time we had the second child a lot of protocols were different, and the views once again singular to the nurse on duty. No two were exactly in agreement. Which I felt was odd, but I’m no medical professional. We’re all so different I suppose it’s fairly easy to all see very different things and come to your own conclusions apart from everyone else, and what they have encountered. Human – aren’t we unique? Troublingly so, I’d imagine.

Almost a decade in with the oldest. Have come a long long way. Tried a tonne of extra curriculars, and right now Taekwondo seems to be top of the pops! Along with non competitive gymnastics, snowboarding, and swimming to round it all off. Wakeboarding was a huge hit this summer once we got over the fear of deep water starts, but then we got to see some wake carving, and a face plant or two. Two enthusiastic thumbs up! Tubing behind the boat was an even bigger draw for both our kids this year.

Today is Tuesday. I am waiting on a new project that had been held up by a foreign tourism board bureaucracy. Hope to see it today or tomorrow. Then I have been reminded we actually have two more coming before the end of the year, one of which I had totally forgotten about. And one large item for Feb/March. So still the potential to be busy right up until the new year! Different from the last five years that all just about shut down in early November, excepting one or two very little things that came in from smaller clients in need of one off items.

I have more laundry to attend to. Domestic Duties Tuesday is a thing this week, because I was busy yesterday. At least I have the option to move that kind of responsibility around. Rather than be forced to pile it on to an already jam packed day. I for one don’t miss being single, and working 60 plus hours a week, commuting for 20 more hours, and still needing to cook, clean, buy groceries and do my laundry, shower, shave, go to appointments, and have some kind of a life outside of work. It’s all so exhausting. I feel for those of you doing just that, but in this economy too! Yikes.

I need a weekend from my weekend.

Three parties, one of which we hosted, a parade in the bitter blustery cold night, and a whole lot of driving & traveling between events. I am exhausted. On the plus side our birthday party festivities went off without any major issues beyond the pizza not being delivered to us. I ran out to get it myself. Apparently the building we were in is so new that it doesn’t show up on the delivery maps yet. Not a huge problem, and in less than twenty minutes I had it all back in gear with no interruptions to the party. Kids are happy and healthy. Roughly about half turned up with masks, N95’s or otherwise, so I’ll consider that a win. Also no coughs, colds or fevers on anyone present. We’ll see if it holds out.

Glad I worked do hard to get my latest report of for review on Friday late afternoon. I could not, at this moment, even conceive of having to put in any hours on a report with the rush & bustle of this last weekend. Glad I planned ahead, and worked as efficiently as I could. It helps that I do much of the leg work up front, to make my life easier when in the thick of it all. A pat on the back for past, present & future me. Nicely done.

I’m a few hours away from finishing up my water slide decals, of which I had about 160 to apply. I’m down to my last 30 to 40. I’ll be glad to see that project finished and off my table. I build the thing two Christmas’s ago, and then it took me about a year to get to the panel lining. And just shy of another full year to start on the decals. I’ve put in an hour or two every day for the last week. So just a couple more will see it finalized. I will clear coat it to make sure nothing runs off if the glue has been weakened with age. Could have done. I’m not sure just how long I can leave water slide decals unused before the glue off gases enough to become inert. Either way, the finish line is within sight. Then it’s back to miniature painting for a brief spell, and by then it’ll nearly be winter break and the kids home 24/7 for two weeks.

This month is starting to roll along fairly quickly too. Then in January, amid the freezing cold temperatures and snow, time will stand still. And as the temperatures drop even lower in February time may actually begin to move backwards prolonging the icy, grey cold misery of winter.

While I have a moment, I’m going to sweep and vacuum the floors. Stay well. Ciao Bella!

Look here soon for a year in review, for a whole bunch of stuff.

Things like wood working projects, of which I have a page of everything I completed, somewhere? If I can dig it up it lists all the things I made in 2022. I will also cover the twelve books I read this year. And lastly a post regarding the sculpting and painting I did this year as well. And perhaps on day 365, a look back at all the things I’ve written about for my one year write every single day challenge. I’m about ten or so days away from completing it. I aim to do it, so let us all pray that no calamity befalls us on our path to the finish line. Finish line? Not so sure I’ll be able to stop. Not that it’s the streak keeping me going so much as the outlet to chat in to the void, rather than be home alone all day. Will I attempt to write a book three of my series of interconnected short stories in 2023’s down time? I’m not sure. I look to be setting the pieces in place, but you never can tell with me. I might take a fancy to cross country skiing, or resin kit building, and will fill up my time in a totally different manner. More home DIY projects, perhaps? I do need to trim out the basement bathroom. The kids need more book shelves, and hooks for necklaces and such. Depends on the temperature. Icy cold hand tools don’t have much of a draw between late December and April 1st. Best to lean on another skill set between those dates. Keep your fingers toasty, if you can.

So stay tuned for the year in review posts. And possibly the return of my illustrated Children’s book, which got put on hold after a great deal of forward movement last winter. I can feel a short story or two percolating in my brain, so I imagine one or two of those will make an appearance in the early new year too. To those few dedicated readers out there, thanks for coming back every so often, and reading some of my daily nonsense. It means a lot.

Ciao Bella!

I can feel my heart beating in my wrist.

Oops, went a bit too hard the last two days to complete the first pass on my latest report before Friday at 5:00pm. Good news is I’ll have 48 hours to rest before I see any edits or revisions. So with some ice & applied heat I’ll be fine, and can start the next one early next week. This should, most likely, just about close out 2022 for large scale projects. I know of one coming in late February, and there was talk of another project, but I don’t know the specifics of it, or if it was for early 2023, or very late 2022. Given that we’ve managed to get three of the four I knew of out the door before December really got under way, I’m ok to add one more, if it’s coming my way. It’ll be great to know I can pay off Christmas gifts on the credit card in one fell swoop, and forget about the months spending.

Which reminds me, I need to send the year end invoices to make sure they get processed in 2022. Close out all of this years projects. Get prepared for newer 2023 items after the Christmas break.

I have a few of my own projects lined up for my down time in the new year. Clearing off my desk, so to speak. I have a big resin project in my closet that I bought before we even had a second child that is begging me to work on it, now that I have more experience with both my airbrush, and epoxy putty work. A big 18 inch tall mech that I need to build, sand, prep from the internal structure out to the armour, paint job & water slide decals. Could end up being a few weeks worth of work if I can stick with it and give it the dedication it needs. I’m excited. I have a few much smaller items to get to first, but the big one is there, ready & waiting.

Wish I knew why I was awake before 7:00am on a Saturday morning. Especially one so glum and dark. Lots to do this weekend. Well, lots but less than I thought since I got through more than fifty pages in two days for my report. Lots of social engagements, party, tea party, santa claus parade today. And our own child’s birthday party tomorrow which we are hosting elsewhere for a change. Have to set up, and lug drinks, snacks, party favours & balloons around. Then pick up fresh cup cakes on the way, and order pizzas too. It never ends. Also – where did all those years go!?! Not my little baby any more. Can’t fit lying along my forearm for bath time in the sink. Long gone are those days. Happy face: we can do lots more fun stuff together. Sad face: my bowling ball baby isn’t my little baby anymore.

Ciao Bella!

Have another busy day ahead…

Making headway on my project which is always a huge plus. Few things feel as defeating as spending eight hours on a project and it seems like you are standing still, and not getting anywhere. But yesterday’s barn burner of a day has set me up for a great second day. Should make days three and four that much easier to bear, given how much I have going on this weekend. Parties, parades, tea party and more. Keep your heads on straight, and hope for the best. Have a great Friday To all who observe. Ciao Bella.