Chance to use my tools.

I’m not much of a car guy, but I do know how to change tires! So today I finally got to put my impact wrench, torque wrench, 3 ton jack, and wheel chocks to the test. Feeling mighty manly getting the winter tires put on the van by myself. Glad it was only zero outside today, and not much wind. Did not lose a single lug nut! Had to figure out how to get a few wedged lug nuts out of the 19mm socket, but that was easy enough with a blunt thin object and a sudden sharp whack! The lone rear tire I swapped out in late October due to a flat/burst tire was still in place, and tightened down to the appropriate torque. So I am hopeful these will last the season. Checked the air pressure too. Only one needed air. Might have to watch that one to see if it has a problem as it was real low compared to the other three. Something to keep in mind. I have an air compressor, so not exactly a hardship to pump up myself once a week, or two weeks depending. I surprised myself, even with fetching the tires at the farm it only took me about an hour to do the swap over. Mind you I went slow, was outside, and doing all four myself for the first time. Like I said, I know how to change ‘A’ tire. Ha. Never done all four at once before. New skill unlocked! 10XP awarded for Dad Duties.

I’m back at it now. Have some paid work to send out for a client. I also heard back that I have three reports coming in the winter, which is good to know. Happy about that!

Reflecting on personal choices.

I realized recently, after our latest vacation in fact, that I truly prefer eating with a smaller spoon, than a larger one. You’d think that as I got older I’d like a hefty spoon with which to consume my hefty man sized meals. But you’d be wrong. Turns out, years of conditioning is hard to break. Conditioning? You say. Why yes. As a child, right up until my mid to late teens I had a small soft palate. Thin but deep. Not enough room for teeth, and all that fun stuff. So I wore a contraption, namely a “bridge”, that with the help of a key would every two to three days widen my upper jaw/palete millimeter by millimeter over the course of two plus years. It was very unpleasant. And all before, and during that, if I ate with a larger sized spoon, as I was want to do as a child straining to grow up & be independent, I would more often than not wind up biting said spoon, hurting my teeth & jaw. Do that enough and eventually you smarten up and choose the small spoons to eat with, and now that has stuck with me. I absolutely prefer a smaller spoon. Metal, plastic, biodegradable mock wood, you name it. I’ll take the tea spoon over the table spoon any day of the year. A peculiar quirk of mine, no doubt. But atleast I can trace it back to why I prefer it. Some things are still a mystery to me. But on this particular item, I have a very clear picture/understanding of why I do what I do with regard to spoon choice for meals that require one.

I forgot to check but I think I am inside of ten days of reaching two (2) straight years of writing something every single day. I think I will try to save my book review for the day of my two year writing streak. I’m always interested in seeing what my yearly word count is. Won’t be anywhere near as high as in years previous where I was actively writing short stories of 1,500 words or more. Some of these posts have been but a mere couple sentences only. Rookie numbers! Got to pump those up. Way up.

In some ways I think the writing challenge has helped me out a bit by showing me what a jumbled communicator I am. And how often I make massive leaps along a train of thought, circle back sometimes to fill in the gaps, or jump about wildly again because I’ve said what I needed to say, no more, no less. Then off to another point or tangent, and on and on we go! So I have at least identified that about myself. That, and a constant need to rush. I have been trying to ease up on the sense of urgency. Not everything can by a five alarm fire, good way to burn out, and/or hurt yourself. Gotta be able to chill just a touch in regards to paid work. All that stress and urgency will give you an ulcer or a heart attack/stroke. Take the time required to do it right, not to do it on somebody else’s arbitrary deadline. But I digress.

Happy Tuesday. Tomorrow my eldest turns nine. Where did the time go. Seriously! Ciao Bella.

Back again are we? Well alright, alright, alright, alright.

Party over the weekend went off without a hitch. Cost me enough, but then I didn’t have to host, cook, clean, nor do much but pay and stand back while the kids had fun, and ate their snacks. I’d call that a win if ever I saw one. The new Trolls movie was good, great music, if a bit short on plot/story. Better than the second one, but no contest for the first. Kids all enjoyed it, clapping along, and singing to themselves. Not sure if anyone over the age of nine would care to go see it, but our group enjoyed themselves.

I’m waiting on feedback for a few projects, so I’m going to eat some breakfast and wait for further instructions on the last few items I have before the new year.

In alternate news I have both birthday presents, and Christmas gifts to wrap before the holiday break. I’m going to need more tape! I just know the kids have gotten in to it and used 95% of it “crafting” new clothes for their dollies. I definitely need to go have a look. Best not to guess!

Have a solid Monday! All the best. Ciao Bella.

Getting Out-Out: Two Nights Running.

Been a very long time since I’ve gone out twice in one month, let alone two consecutive days in a row in the same week. I feel like a twenty something again! If only briefly, that is before I feel tired by 10:30pm and want to go home to bed. Had a really good time both nights, so a weekend to remember! Rehydrate Friday with fellow school drop off friends, and the Martin’s at the Meridian Center on Saturday. That’s both Steve, and Short. Still sharp as ever into their seventies. Glad I had the chance to catch them live and in person before any kind of decline in health. Hell we were sat maybe ten rows behind Eugene Levy! Fantastic seats. Great theater. Wonderful show.

Oh course, being out late twice means I feel hung over even though I drank only a little on Friday, and not at all on Saturday. Being up late makes me feel discombobulated and hung over anyway. Whether or not I drink, the late night must trigger my bodies memories of getting totally blotto in my youth and just assume I must need the headache, dry mouth, and a need to pee throughout the night. Oh to be aged. Such a luxury! But seriously, that’s like a years worth of social interaction for me, and I could do with a rest, and hiding from interactions for a day. I don’t include my children, nor spouse in that exclusion. Contrary to popular belief I’m not a total bastard.

I miss going places, and doing stuff, but I also like to not be social, and be at home where my comfortable stuff is, like a no line toilet, food I’ve already paid for, drinks that I’ve already got available. My couch, a blanket, movies and the ability to be lazy! See – so hard to choose! Friends and social interactions, or cuddled on the couch, both are a win in my book. As an older guy with intestinal issues I lean towards staying near by, or at home. Getting caught out is not something I enjoy very much, but my guts keep on trying!

To be honest I thought (when i was twenty or more years younger) that i would be hosting more dinner parties, or dance & drink gatherings than we do. Covid put a stop to everything, yes, but now it’s also difficult to navigate schedules, cleaning, desire for social interactions, and a host of other factors. I grew up with my folks having loud, long parties with dancing and lots of drinking. A tradition I thought I would spend more time doing myself. But I do get up and dance with loud music along with my kids. But, we don’t have people here doing the same until the wee morning hours, just to find our kids asleep under tables or chairs (like I would do, as a child 5 or so years of age). With loud music, food and booze you should be able to have a hell of a night, if you can’t that’s on you! Was the motto I grew up hearing. I have not yet hosted a rager like that, not since high school anyway. Ha!

Sunday Funday today. I think we have some Christmas lights to hang at the inlaws today. They go all out for the season. Had won the local lighting competition multiple years in a row. I know the uncle Fred situation had upended alot of their plans for the Fall, but I think him being back in the hospital to stabilize means they can now focus on something more light hearted for the holiday season. Fred’s in good hands, being well looked after for a brief stint. Honestly it’s the best thing for him. Should certainly make him feel more comfortable knowing all those nurses and doctors are around. Can probably sleep better now too knowing they are all there at the hospital. It’s only Markham Stouffville,  but better than suffering at home alone at night.

I have two more projects with one client left to do this week, and then one large report to do for another and I think that will most likely close out my 2023 year. I look ahead to doing my year in review post about my reading challenge. As I get older I feel more confident leaving books half read. I hated doing that in my youth, but I don’t much feel like grinding through books just to get a cover to cover completion rate. I’ll enjoy what I can stand of any given book and will then move on. I think that shows growth! Not a loss of stamina or patience, or stick with it – ness.

But I digress. Save some for the sequel! Ciao Bella.

It’s My Party And I’ll Go Zoomies If I Want To!

The energy level of a room full of nine year olds, plus some additional kindergarten littles is a spectacle to behold. You may not like it, nor care for it, but the amount of bombast & noise could power a small townhouse complex for a few days at a time. Running, pushing, shoving, games of tag, chasing, squealing, burps & farts, the list of activities is as endless as it is unplanned. Add in some sodas and theater candy and these kids will launch themselves directly into the sun with their energy output. I’m glad they are all happy. Better out than in. Also, glad it’s not at my house. I’d fear for my Christmas tree, and I’d worry about the structural stability of our floors with all that jumping, leaping, and running about. Madness. Absolute mayhem. Chaos incarnate. Other descriptors that are evocative!

Welcome to Saturday morning people. Almost 8:00am after a long & busy week back from our vacation. I’m almost sleeping more like normal now that we are neck deep in our regular schedule, and I am in my own bed. The vacation was a resounding success. Had a bump or two but was ultimately very effective in the use of our time. Could we have used atleast one sunny day for the eight we spent near Orlando/Kissimmee? Sure, one would have been appreciated, but we got none. It was still warmer than home, by a sizable margin, and we were able to swim & sit in the hot tub during the rain, so not a total loss. Our condo was big enough to not feel cramped which was a relief. Our two Tampa hotel stays the started & ended our trip were much smaller and would have been a challenge to occupy the whole fourteen days. Eleven total days spent between three theme parks was… alot. Tired feet and sore hips by the end of most days.

Now we turn towards Christmas once we get past this ninth birthday party, and tonights Santa Claus Parade. We will have to see if the kids can manage both a raucous mid day activity, and a late afternoon, in to the evening one. Especially one where they will have to stand the whole time. Could wind up being too much for them. We’ll see.

Already had a few kids drop out of the party with fevers & coughs, so i have to imagine one, some, or all will have something unpleasant by Christmas break. I could do without that! Ciao Bella!

Down the side road

Yesterday, I ran into a guy I knew from high school. Not terribly fit, but he practiced martial arts quite a lot. Well long story short, he didn’t much care for the exercise, and the belt testing, nor the grading. He just liked kicking kids. Happiest guy I know. Huh.

How’s that for kick starting your weekend!

Happy Friday. Lots going on around here today. Party prep, cake baking, loot bag filling, and working on some new paid projects. Which reminds me, I need to proof my latest report and get that out the door, sharpish.

75 Dozen Krispy Kreme Donuts.

That’s how many we sold for the November prom fundraiser this month. Not as many as had been hoped for, but each case raises $8.00 towards t8he cost of the 2023/2024 school prom. So a win for the graduating class.

The offending cases of Krispy Kremes. Gaze upon them while you still can, for they shall not last long!

It’s also the reason why I am a bit late getting started today as we had to drive down to Scarborough to pick up the delivery for the high school. All told it used up about 90 minutes of my morning. So not awful. We have our allotted boxes in hand, and I have indulged in tasting the wares. Quality assurance you see. Simply must be done. If you don’t do Quality Control then you are bush league. Not a serious player. Ha.

I have two more days on the books to finalize my report, so I need to hop through the bathroom then in to my office for a full days work. Suns out for a change today. Less grey and a lot less snow flurries. I even picked up four loads of frozen pumpkins yesterday. Getting lots done as we draw ever nearer to my eldest daughters birthday/party. Still lots to do there. Gift bags for the kids, cake/cupcakes, drinks, and wrapping presents.

Speaking of which, im6not planning on wrapping any children’s gifts for Christmas until after all the birthday hubbub is done. Just too chaotic at this point. We do have wrapping paper in hand, but I’m not certain of our scotch tape situation. I need to dig through the drawers and cupboards to sus that out. It wouldn’t kill me to sharpen the scissors before starting in earnest either. I do love a good scissor glide through paper. Angh! So satisfying.

Have a great Thursday. Ciao Bella!

Starting to feel a little bit like Christmas- again.

A Question To Authors.

How do you feel about making up new words to suit the world you’ve built (should you write Science Fiction and/or Fantasy). Do you ever get push back from your editors to try an use existing words instead? Does it depend on your fame level/readership base, just how much they would let that sort of thing slide? For example – should George R R Martin decide to create a bunch of new words, (being a very successfully selling author) would he have an easier time of it with his editors/publishers, than say a new body on the scene with their first ever book to be published & no copies sold as of yet. I would be most interested to know.

Also – how connected do you get/feel to the characters, places, events that you create. Potentially applicable to historical researchers and biographers too, as they expend tremendous amounts of energy and time researching all facets of a time period/event/people. Like, do you cry when you kill them off, or they die, because that makes the story better, or is the basis for another event. I’m getting wordy here. Veering off track. I could pull a full tangent right now! How attached are you to characters, reoccurring or otherwise? Conversely, do you chuckle when you do heinous shit to those characters you made that you don’t like – especially if based off of people in your own life – like a former bully, or ex of some sort. I’d love to know!

I’m nearing another full calendar year in between writing a full book of short stories – again. Not that I intend to go for a round three, but…. maybe? Hard to say. Work has been busier this year. Lids are older now. Wife has the year off. Kids are enrolled in way too many extracurriculars that require driving to & from locations. So unlikely I’d write much any time soon. But I get flashes of story lines I’d like to tackle every now & again. I feel like the Covid brain fog from March added some hard breaking to my desire to write a cohesive narrative. I just couldn’t hold it all in my head with enough clarity to put pen to paper. Brain damage on a vascular level, it be like that sometimes. Bet.

Banging out the classics like a tone-deaf seal.

Some acts should just stay in the studio with the sound boards, and the mixers, and the editors whom can chop up useable chunks of caterwauling and turn it into a top 40 hit. Enrique, Axel, that fat dude from Motley Crue, those folks should all sit down and give their heads a shake. I know that drug habits and alimony are expensive, but sweet cheese bud, pull yourselves together. The leopard seal squeals are making those over inflated ticket prices a real cross to bear. Hard to enjoy yourself when the lead act sounds worse than the average karaoke lounge act in Korea Town. And that’s with folks singing across a language barrier, not old fat dudes forgetting half of the songs they wrote that got them there in the first place. Dreadful. I can not for the life of me impress upon you how disrespectful it is to charge these obscene ticket prices for near has-been musical acts of yesteryear, and they sound like these shrieked, half forgotten mumbled parody accounts on TikTok and IG.

In other news we will be in December by Friday of this week, how wild is that. Oh, and we did put up our Christmas tree on Sunday afternoon as I thought we would. My little minions came home from their overnight Zoo trip with the Girl Guides around noon and the first words out of their mouths wasn’t “hello” , or ” I missed you”, it was “can we put up the tree now?”. Good thing I had brought up all the tree lights and decorations that morning, and brought the tree in from the shed to warm up before assembly. I still had my hands and forearms shredded by the faux tree, as happens every year, long sleeves or not. It extracts a drop or two of blood to feed the holiday spirits. Thirteen years without fail this tree has drawn a blood sacrifice. Every. Damn. Year!

We loaded this bitch up with almost every bulb & ball we own. It’s a very full tree this year. I also added 400 new light bulbs to the tree this go around. In addition to the four hundred from last year. I might even go so far as to buy even more to add next year too. I still see far too many dead spots on the tree. I’m sad that all the blood taken over the years hasn’t resulted in the pre-lit tree remaining functional. Nothing another 1,600 bulbs of white or multicoloured lights couldn’t fix. I want this thing to light up the street! A Griswold Family Christmas Tree!

My minions posing with the newly decorated faux tree.
As much as I like it, I still see dead spots. My oldest blue bulbs are still the most vibrant on the tree, to this day!

Here we are, Tuesday. Snow squall warnings and all that jazz. Glad I don’t have to commute on days like today. Take it easy out there. Ciao Bella!

And so it begins anew.

Yes you heard it here first folks, I’m starting the long slog known as Christmas shopping for children with vastly different interests. Looks like I am going to put some miles under my heels today, walking aisles, and traveling between stores. Do I make a day out of it? I don’t think I have quite that much to do, so likely no. I’ll go in for 2-3 hours (potentially) and then call it a day. I have some paid work due in this week, so I’d rather be at home ready to roll once that stuff comes in.

My goal is to have all the children covered off today, leaving me just an LCBO run later on in December for the adults left on my list. I’m not keen on running around too much. Pre-pandemic I would have traveled to Square One, had a meal out, maybe take in an early movie to fi ish off the day, but no chance I’ll do that now. Plus back then I had two kids not in school, fewer nieces & nephews, and didn’t have to worry about school drop off or pick up times.

Here’s hoping we manage to keep Covid at bay so we can enjoy Christmas on the given day, and not have to push the holidays by 7-10 days due to someone getting infected. Bad enough with flus and other cold bugs about, but the old SARS2 isn’t a welcome addition to the roster of things to have to worry about. Not welcome, but it’s there. Boo-Urns! Hiss!

I gotta get these kids ready, and steel myself for shopping in toy store at Christmas time. Wish us all luck!