Off to the Gastroenterologist this morning.

Haven’t seem him face to face since my colonoscopy in early 2020 or so. Even then it was hardly a “face to face” affair. Just a bit of farting about. Going at things arse about face. Bit of a party pooper. They really get on your ass about things. Ha.

So I’m busy this am, and the kids are home for a bit with the PA Day today. The youngest has a birthday party to go to. My oldest was supposed to go do a second sewing lesson, but somehow managed to finish her fair entry in one sitting. Very impressive. The oldest can while away the day completing outstanding fair entries. Should keep those hands busy for a few hours at least.

Happy Friday. All the best to you. Ciao Bella!

Wrapping up our Fair entries for the year.

This whole weekend will be spent painting, crafting, sewing, baking and running around town to get the last few fair entries finished, and in some instances started & finished ahead of next Tuesdays drop off deadline. Could get rather tense! I need to grab pumpkins with my BIL to deliver to the fair grounds too. Lots to do around here in the next four days.

We need to review our photography and get those printed off, mounted, and ready for display come Saturday. We picked up our badges, ribbons and parking tags, so that much is taken care of so far. Probably need to go shopping for rice crispies so that I can make my last project on Sunday/Monday. Don’t want to make them too far in advance as they’ll go stale when it’s time for judging on Wednesday of next week.

I love fair time. If the weather holds out we always get some terrific photos of the midway and the kids smiling & having fun. Blooming onions, funnel cakes, burgers and ice creams, the occasional candy floss, or candy apples thrown into the mix. It’s great. I hope we get to see the horse pulls, demolition derby, and the monster trucks too. I’m pretty partial to wandering around the home craft building looking at all of the complex quilts and art work. My sculpting never wins any prizes but I enter them anyway no painted ceramics this year, so I have to go in for the “Technique Not Mentioned” open category. I just like having one thing to show to people.

The food trucks and the Smashed Burger folks have really good food. I’m sad that I can’t eat more of it in a day. I’ll be searching for their blue banner again this year. As much as I usually enjoy the chicken tenders and fries from the fair, the Smashed Burger really piqued my interest last year.

You should come out to see it. Parking is free, and there are nightly fireworks shows. It’s a really fun agricultural experience. Ciao Bella!

If there’s one thing I know, it’s that…

I am going to drastically underestimate how much time it will take me to break down wood boards into something usable for a specific project. Now I’ve had these 12″ wide, by 1″ thick by 8′ long pine boards since the spring of 2020, at the height of our flatten the curve, stay home whenever possible portion of the current dark time line. I had intended this wood purchase for making larger Harry Potter trunks, but after making four of them, plus a few tool boxes, trays, drawers and such it fell off my radar. Now I need a single bed for my youngest child at the cottage, I think now is as good a time as any to try to make some plain, but classy simple furniture.

Which brings us back to my original statement. Just how long it took me to break down three 12x1x8ft pine boards into the needed pieces on my improvised cut list. After all is said and done (assume all lengths as 8ft long and 1 inch thick here, I don’t want to have to repeat that part over, and over again) I have four outside members at 5.75″ wide, and three that are 3.75″ wide. I have not planed them as of yet, nor jointed them. I feel like I want to do these with a hand planer, and a card scraper. So smooth, but not an 800 grit buttery smoothness. Had I of chosen to use Cherry or Walnut I think I would go to those kinds of lengths when finishing. But here, hand plane or card scraper smooth will be just fine. I’ll round over the edges with a router, as I don’t own any type of hand jig shaper to do profiles and things of that nature. I’ll get to my point, as I digress.

Just a few simple measurements and a handful of cuts took me 73 minutes. *Face palm*. Yeah – I was not rushing in the slightest. I’m not sure I could have gone any slower though. Setting up the fence, double and triple checking my measurements. Getting my roller stand to help me keep the 8ft long 12″ wide boards horizontal with the cutting plane was awkward. Helpful due to the weight, but cumbersome. My featherboard only worked on cuts below 10 inches. I knocked things over, and banged the fence a bunch, so I had to stop and reset. Glad I don’t charge by the hour for this hobby of mine.

My main concern is doing a three prong box joint for my main bed frame. Some legs with pegs to keep them in place. And some hand cut channels to drop in six (or so) cross braces or slates, so that the mattress or box spring can’t fall through the center. If I get a bit overzealous I can give one end a headboard to stop pillows from falling off. In accordance to the room it’s going into, one side and one end will be up against the walls, so I don’t have to go crazy. I want it to be sturdy. Have no sharp edges, and try to inset the legs to avoid stubbed toes. I want the legs to be tall enough I can get a vacuum head under the bed, but not so high the mattress feels like it’s up in the air. Little kids and falling onto hard floors won’t make me anyone’s favourite human. If I can keep my cuts flush and not full of open gaps I’ll be a happy camper.

I have lots of dark stain. Walnut, smokey green, ebony even. I’ll have to ask my kid if they want it to still look like wood when completed. I really just want to get her mattress up off the floor now that the day bed slash crib is going to a very pregnant cousin for continued use.

I’ll take numerous photos if I manage to get any further into this over the coming days. I know I have six large projects coming between now and Christmas, so if I work smart I should be able to do this without too much of a problem. If I get the legs sorted out, and the slates cut down, I can pick away at the main frame box joints and have it ready for late November or by Christmas at least. I make no promises.

Follow along as I shoddily remake other people’s famous designs like a hillbilly gone blind on moon shine. You like cupped boards, with twists and knots? Have I got the perfect project for you to follow. Adios muchachos.

Kelce: The Movie or whatever it was called.

Fantastic. Loved it. Both a very touching & rather moving intimate look at Jason Kelce’s superbowl quasi retirement year in review. It was an unexpected hit with me. My wife chose it off of Amazon Prime last night, and I didn’t know what to expect. It was really great. Travis makes a number of appearances but the main focus was Jason, his wife Kylie, their two (three) children, and his parents for good measure. You get to see him really wrestle with the choice of retirement. See both the ups and downs of the 2022 season. Witness the injuries, and see him hobble about during recovery periods. I thoroughly enjoyed it. You even get a backstage look at all the extra nonsense that goes into building the teams superbowl presence in the media, and for the event itself.

As soon as it started I was like “Didn’t this guy appear in an It’s always sunny in Philadelphia two parter when the Eagles played the Patriots”. To which my wife exclaimed “Yes!”. So turns out I kind of, sort of knew about Jason Kelce before watching his movie. Small world.

Welcome to Wednesday everybody. Ciao Bella!

We’ve got a nice little day planned. Going to Home Depot. Gonna grab some lunch. Might get over to Bed Bath & Beyond, but I don’t know if we’ll have enough time…

Sounded so wrong when I heard that as a teen, but that shit cuts DEEP as a married adult. By god! The authenticity is threatening me right now. I feel targeted. Brr. I feel a chill wind on the air coming in. I wouldn’t have blinked if I’d seen a single snowflake settle on the window just then. The bell tolls. The bell tolls for thee.

Here we are, Tuesday. Almost a full three quarters of the way through September. Last few Fair items are getting finalized, and then we will have those four glorious, and busy days to contend with. Then a week later we have Thanksgiving. Hopefully this year we can all avoid Covid so as not to ruin the holiday weekend. Lots to do in preparation for Halloween after the long weekend is done. Another Wonderland visit to try out the Halloween Haunt Spectacular. I don’t care for horror movies, so we will have to see how my eight year old deals with a spooky night time theme park. Could be fun. Could be a weeks worth of nightmares just waiting to happen. Fun!

I wonder if we will get decent weather for the fair this year? Last years weather was fantastic. Even the year before had sunshine and hardly any clouds. Our fair comes pretty late in the year so it isn’t out of the question for us to battle rain, flurries and even an early snow. The days where we get sun at the fair are the best. Dry fair grounds, cold treats, and lots of fun. Hope to see you there! Ciao Bella.

Shopping whilst hungry.

Had to do it even though I usually try to avoid it. I was out late with my eldest last night watching the new TMNT animated movie, so I was groggy this morning and didn’t eat before school drop off. Was good when shopping though. Didn’t fill my cart with snacks this time around. Was able to avoid the empty stomach rumble temptations of being drawn to all the things I would like to eat right this very second to fill my belly. Not good at avoiding falling into that trap. So many things look so delicious when hungry. The whole no windows, no clocks, tall encompassing shelves full of colours, and the smell from the deli counter, of cooked chicken and wedge potatoes. Mm. So good. Luckily I made it home without any really out of pocket purchases. I saw the new animated Across the Spider verse and picked that up, but otherwise no buyers remorse type missteps.

Covid has really put a damper on the free food kiosks they used to have showcasing new products. Freebies seem to be few & far between these days. Not too happy that they now have many of the self check out stations closed now too. But no people manning the old style check out line. So what’s going on there? Ridiculous.

Back to Monday – again. I need to add another sponsor logo onto the Markham Fair posters, and then, I believe (to the best of my recollection) that these posters are done. Just need board & sponsor approval and they can go to the printers for production. Have a snap frame 22×28″H poster to make of e everyone’s favourite version and then my commitments for this year are completed. Yeah!

I should probably check the kids rooms for laundry and run the washing machine.

Turtle power!

Finally have the chance to go see the new animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Mutant Mayhem to the rescue. Whee! I’ve been looking forward to this. One bonus from the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike is that movies have the chance to stick around a bit longer rather than washing out of the theaters after two weeks. A less crowded launch schedule means we can wait to find a suitable time to go to the movies. I’m pumped. We’ve watched the original feature film, plus Secret of the Ooze, with people in suits. Then the two CGI heavy versions with Megan Fox as April, and my kids were watching a more recent animated tv show on Netflix. So near total TMNT saturation has been hit, and we can go sit through a feature length film. Still up in the air as to whether the youngest will join us too. Not known for being able to sit still for two full hours. Either way I think we’ll get a kick out of this new version.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this very youthful version of the turtles is not geared to me, but to my eight year old, and I’m ok with that. I got to see the original when I was ten, and it is still – by far, my favourite version of the franchise. Although this art style, much like across the spider verse, really piques my interest. I like this new stylized animation that is coming out of Sony. We are also not going to see it in 3D, so that should also make it easier to watch. I think I’m the only one who enjoys that gimmick in my immediate family. My kids don’t wear sunglasses either, so it may just be an eyewear thing, and not the added depth of field that is giving them pause.

We have had a pretty glorious lazy Sunday morning so far. Even had a hot breakfast delivered. Very bougie, I know. But it was kinda fantastic. I would have made a hot breakfast but our bread has gone mouldy, and I can’t make bacon & egg sandwiches without any bread. Could have done bacon, eggs and beans, but we were looking toward sandwiches. Blinders on I guess.

I see that Angry Birds is on tv. Might take a brief moment to watch some of that. Red is about as far away from Ted Lasso as an actor can get. Lots of range in that Sudeikis fella. Ciao Bella!

Edit** Made one of the classic blunders by getting the show times wrong by pushing the date ahead in the app to see showtime’s, but not waiting for the shift to take effect, and then not double checking the next day. So we wasted an hour driving around to get to a non existent movie showing. Didn’t feel like waiting the three hours for the next actual show time. Came home and ate lunch instead. Going to try an evening show tonight, and this time we’ll do snacks and should get to see the movie! Fingers crossed.

Busy day at Wonderland.

It’s starting to look alot like fall, and along with that comes the Halloween Haunt! What a lovely sunny day. Stuck it out for four hours of fun, and called it a day. Life is good when you have seasons passes, no need to try and stay from open until close. We got in, rode what we could do quickly. Ate some late lunch, had a reassessment to find one last big ticket item, then came home via the scenic route. Fantastic. No melt downs. No tantrums. Man to man coverage, and we got just about everything out of our partial day at the park. I’m still hoping to ride Yukon Striker, Leviathan, and Behemoth this year if I can. But no harm done if I can’t.

I just took some time to pick away at a project that needed a few final fixes, and then I’ll rest my legs, have a cold beverage, and perhaps a nap. We certainly got all of our steps in wandering around all four corners of the park. Dressed for the chilly morning, and the 22°C sun soon caught up with me, and I was sweating! Yuck. Hence the need for a glass of water, and a comfy sit down.

Hope you all have a wonderful saturday too. Ciao Bella!

Decorations are up!

Hopping around all nimbly bimbly like a cat. Meow.

Did I say meow? Listen here meow, boy! What to say, another wonderful Friday is on the docket today. Shall we attempt another pass at the Strawberry patch this morning? Get it over and done with? Sure, why not. Both my back and my hamstrings were starting to feel better so why not go and aggravate them again. Atleast we will be able to put this patch to bed and not have to worry about it again until spring time. The water melons took a beating with all of the excess rain this year. I don’t see any of them getting over 12-15 pounds. In years previous we’ve had a 70+ pound beast to go to the fair with. Not this year. No sir. However, seems like a good year for apples. Several of the orchards I can see locally from the road are just bursting with fruit. Funny how that is.

Getting a little overzealous with these berries my good bitch!

Thought we could swing it in two days, but this patch absolutely requires a third visit to remove all of these gods be damned thistles and stinging nettles. Holy shit are there a lot of these little bastards. The straw bedding seems to bring all the prickles to the yard, huh. My gloves are only so good at keeping that nasty shit from getting embedded in my hands. Good rule of thumb for pulling thorny stuff is to grab it as close to the ground where there are fewer stingy bits, and pull it out with the roots attached. After a rainfall is best. Ground is pliable. Still sting you though, so not foolproof by any means. Cover your arms in sleeves too. That itchy shit will get you, and ruin your morning. Going to need to steel myself to go back for a third time to finish the job. There’s just so many in such a small patch left to go. Ugh. My Crocs aren’t so good at keeping those thorns from jabbing my feet either. Handy for quick clean up, but offer little to no protection at all. Full boots seem like a bit much for this job.