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If you took both of the novellas I’ve written and smushed them together you might almost get a full sized novel? The first book is on Kindle Unlimited, but I never released the second. Didn’t feel the need to. I figured if anybody cared for the first, it was because they had read bits and pieces of it here first, and I’ve made it well known that if you want Part Two for free all you had to do was comment to ask for it. And I’d ask for an e-mail address, burner or otherwise, and I’d send you the PDF free of charge, just because I’d be tickled pink that somebody might actually read it, other than myself, and various family members around the world. Now all I write are blog posts, and not very good ones at that. No sex, no drugs, and very little rock n’ roll to speak of. If you want depravity in your Science fiction then go read my books, or track down all fifty to sixty individual story posts in the archives.

The Company – A series of interconnected space short stories: Varied works of short fiction https://a.co/d/3uYvqJ2

Today is Day 800! Wow, great to be here, thank you. No applause needed. Wild ride. We have weathered travel, several deaths, a Jericho wind storm that knocked out power for 26 long hours, illnesses such as Covid, the flu, stomach bugs, and other such fun items. Not to mention a very busy work schedule, and most of my wife’s year off. And a whole lot of chatter about the weather. So much weather talk. Like being stuck in a line at the bank. How about this warm spell? So grey out. Can you believe the wind? My goodness. I do go on.

So what’s instore for my luxury conscious fan base, those accustomed to the finer points I love to elucidate for them. Well, not much. These big milestone dates seem to pile up, come & go without much fanfare. The daily habit became more important to me than hitting any one of these numbers. I do however, occasionally get suckered into watching the view count for dopamine hits, but I try to limit that. I don’t do this for any kind of notoriety. I do it to get stuff out and on record for myself, more so than for any body else. Maybe my kids might read some of this, but even that isn’t why I keep all of these thoughts written down. A legacy of thousands of words to litter the internet with. I’m doing my part. AI can suck it!

Day 800 of the write every day challenge, has a good ring to it, but other than that, isn’t of much use to me. I can’t use it on my resume, I’m not seeking work for copy writing, plus my style is loose, bordering on unpolished turd territory. A fair few of my characters all sound just like me, regardless of gender or orientation. Young, old, all me. Mean spirited, snarky, and a little too earnest. Say what you mean, mean what you say! I’m not good at writing mysterious people, or heists. So I don’t.  I write about being lonely, or sick, feeling isolated, and worrying about things bigger than myself. I try to steer away from technical jargon, as I’m not that guy. I do a fair bit of finger waving at physics and science in general. Plus I was writing very short stories, so being concise yet evocative was my jam, man.

Except in the case of the children’s illustrated book I’m making. I mean, it’s short too, but more silly and fun than my typical short fiction. Which reminds me I really do need to get those last eight pages drawn, and then post it here for posterity.

The steps themselves are more important than where I finally land. That is, unless somebody wants to option it for a series or a short film and I’ll change my tune for dollar, dollar bills y’all. I think I’d wind up winning the lottery before that ever happened, so there’s that. All I’m saying is, love the steps you are taking on the projects you do, and not the end result. Laurels aren’t for resting on. And other empty hokey sayings. Ciao Bella.

Hot Staples to the rescue? Or not.

Ordered the 220W plastic welder slash hot stapler for our front bumper repair. Well, it was I whom well and truly fuckered the bumper, so I found an inexpensive method to try and repair it. I don’t typically do body work, because I’m not trained on that sort of thing. I can pull a dent, and sand bondo, but I’m no “car guy”. After watching reviews and some Youtube videos, the hot stapler plastic welder gun thing looked like it was something I could do, atleast rudimentally. And what do you know? It VERKS! I actually did it. Now, a caveat (of course) if I weren’t so afraid of the whole lot shattering and exploding into fifty pieces it would have been better to pull the bumper off and do the staples from the back, keeping the front side pinched closed with an additional pair of hands. That would look mint. But as it stands, I did it myself, from the front, and we have a zippered up Frankenstein front passenger side of the bumper. I tested the mesh first method, but the minus twelve plus windchill this morning meant I couldn’t keep the gun tip hot enough to mix the mesh into the plastic/acrylic of the bolt down struts I tested on. So straight to staples, and the various sizes I used worked pretty well. At least this far. I haven’t driven it yet, and I kept the lashings on for additional support. Two elastic tie downs, and a length of 300lb tensile strength rope. If I can keep it from falling off until we decide to buy a new vehicle I’ll be happy. All this to save $400 on a new unpainted bumper, plus delivery, and then trying to reuse the light well clips that go on the back inside of the front bumpers. Otherwise I’d had to purchase the new light well sockets too at an additional expense, and potentially paint the whole thing. Ugh! Money, money, money and more money!

So that was about 75 minutes of my Monday morning. I need to do the kids laundry and head over to my dentist appointment. It’s a full Monday today, believe you-me. Wilding out over here! Domestic Duties Monday is in the hizzay! I didn’t sleep so well last night either. Sore back, shoulders and arms from shoveling and scraping the rink ice. Makes my wrists ache just thinking about it. Good lord was it ever cold this weekend. Minus nineteen and then some. Bare handed putting kids skates and helmets on & off. Chasing hockey pucks and dodging children with chairs, hockey sticks and chunks of ice. Exhausting and icy cold. I need a weekend from my weekend. Ciao Bella!

So I wrote a book of interconnected short stories set mostly out in space.

You can of course read most if not all of it for free when you search my archives, or if you are a Kindle/ Kindle Unlimited user you can read it all in one place on your handy device as you please for $.99 USD or $1.24 CDN or £.77 UK pounds. That’s as cheap as I can make it and still make it available in 11 different markets under Amazon.

Book is available on Kindle only at this point.