What’cha gonna do?

What’cha gonna do when they come for you… there, have that ear worm rattling around your brain for a bit now. Misery loves company, and my parents taught me how to share. My gift to you. You’re welcome.

Saturday we are in you! Suns up, snow has settled, wind has died down, and the kids are up & fighting. Hard to believe that March Break is here already. Still feels like we should be closing out January, and not be nearing the middle of the month of March. Time is moving along at a great clip. Too fast some days for my liking. But that may just be because I have been busier than usual since January.

Yesterday I broke out my airbrush to prime & get some gradient paint layers on some board game minis I have. It’s the Nemesis expansion pack with Voidseeders. They were primed black. Base coated purple and then over sprayed with magenta. I dry brushed the bases with gun metal, and that’s as far as I got before I had any work related emails to content with. I want to do some edge highlighting around their squid like faces, and then pack them back up into their box. Prior to Christmas I painted the original Alien figures a pale blue grey, with blood splatter accents. It was fairly bare bones. I just wanted some colour, and not a *box art* look. I don’t believe i could achieve that anyway, given how sloppy of a painter i am. My bust sculpts prove that point. My latest Macross build will second that sentiment.

Voidseeders prior to highlighting and dry brushing, and washes.
Macross builds.
Macross VF-1 S Valkyrie.
Ogre Rogue painted by me. Skin tones gone awry.
Ogre Royal Guard. A pretty pink/purple gradient for skin tones.
Warrior bust.
Elf Rogue hybrid.
Stroke victim Hellboy.

I like to paint, I’m just not that good at it, as of yet. I certainly improved over the course of my two Macross build ups. So that is good to see. My masking was a bit better with the thinner low tack tape. Though, I will say this, it still pulled some paint off ruining hours of layered painting. Which I was not happy about. But I got it all sorted out. More of a time suck, than a project ruiner. Glad I wasn’t doing gradients, as that would require an entire repaint of the whole part. I have fun painting, namely because it isn’t my job, and I don’t really need to stress about it. I try to do a good job, but it’s not a big deal – to anyone else – if I cock it up. That’s on me. I have a box of more than 100+ minis coming my way in the next year or so, that I ordered off of Kickstarter. So I’m trying to figure out an easy way to achieve decent results without having to devote an hour or more to each individual figure. Base coat black primer, and zenithal grey highlight, with a white dry brush does much of the heavy lifting for me at this point. So that might be as good as it gets for a while. I don’t see myself dropping other hobbies just to be painting miniatures as well as their box art. I like to see others doing so. But not for me, thanks. Good on the table from 2 or 3ft away is my objective.

My oldest would like to start painting minis with me some time soonish. So I’ll need to figure out a good way to show her the process I follow to prepare each item for the real paint job. I’m not sure if she will want to be a part of the priming, zenithal high lighting, and white dry brushing process. Or if she wants to slap colours on, and do edge high lights and detail work. Maybe I’ll wind up doing the prep and she will excel at the colour/detail portion. Tag team duo! Tackling monsters, space aliens and soldiers alike! Deftly and with aplomb. A dad can dream. Ciao Bella!

Eighty six bottles of beer on the wall, eighty six bottles of beer…

You take one down and pass it around now everyone’s in on the felony charge. Misery loves Company, but the inmate game loves a rat.

Thursday! Can you believe it? What a week this day has been huh? Wow. So they’re gonna drop mask mandates every where eh? Including in the entirely unvaccinated kindergarten class rooms and day care centers. Whose bright fucking idea was this? Gods be damned idiots run this province I tell you. Idiots, of a low class caliber. So now what? I gotta make my wife and kids sleep outside because my immune system isn’t up to snuff? Odds being what they are, I’ll have to be the one to move into my own private bubble, with the med’s, and the chronic illness, and the lingering, compounding sickness it brings with it. Triple vaxed or not, I don’t want COVID-19 in this house, for any members of my family. What’s a guy to do, eh? Sweet Cheese & Rice! Motherfucker.

So I had ordered the new Spiderman movie, originally slated to be out on March 15th, now bumped back to April 12th. My new book arrives next week, so it’s been a book less couple weeks. I tried to start another book, but my hearts not in it, so it’ll have to wait until I am done with John Scalzi’s new monster book. Looking forward to it, don’t cha know!

Almost Friday, then the weekend, and then kids are home bound for the March Break week. I forsee some zoo trips, skating, tobogganing (if we hit a temp trough, and not a heat wave!) We got out to play ball hockey in the driveway on Sunday, which was pretty awesome. Fourteen degrees and sunny! Sweaters only! So nice. Then we had a wind storm, then freezing rain, then hail, then snow. Holding around zero, with tilts up into the single digit positive numbers by 3:00pm some days. Clocks also leap forward on Sunday, so we have that to look forward too – again.

Anyone out there want to share some writing tips? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?