Dune: Part Two

I enjoyed it just as much as the first one, though it does seem to have lost a little of that world building touch. No more mentats, lurid family pets and things of that ilk. Still a gorgeous spectacle to behold, and it runs on rails right from the get go, carrying on after the exploits of Part One. Timelines are changed to be very streamlined, and they have changed various plot points but it reads on screen coherently as far as I am concerned. I don’t know if it would qualify as a “Master-Piece” on its own merits, but certainly as a pair, and more likely as a trio with a more definite ending after one additional installment.

I’m not going to be controversial here but I feel as though Florence Pugh and Christopher Walken were used to great effect. I can tell that Florence will be a bigger player along with the as of yet unborn sister Alia in the third portion. I’m also glad that they thinned out the royal entourage and hangers on by using just Lady Fenring as a go between hinting at a broader court of intrigue. This movie could easily bloat up to twenty to thirty hours if you tried to stay too close to the source material. I for one am glad they trimmed, blurred, and shuffled characters and events into one another to simplify the story. I never liked the Barron’s propensity towards CSA, and eliminating the assassination attempts and subsequent murders of raped children was the correct call. The gladiatorial match hints at the behind the scenes scheming which the Harkonnens are prone to, so that left me satisfied with one aspect of the streamlined divergence from the source material.

Speaking of villains, Beast Raban plays a cowardly bully very well, and Feyd Rautha was a fantastic psychopath with a knife fetish, and a insatiable blood lust. Worth the price of admission.

Otherwise it was pretty good. I enjoyed it a great deal. I will buy it on bluray if it is offered as physical media come summer time. The CGI is of a high quality. The on location filming is really lovely. The depth of field would lend itself to 3D with no issues. I saw it in DBox Atmos AVX because that was the largest screen locally that I could see it on that doesn’t require more than an hour drive each way. I was going to aim for the late late show but opted for the six PM, and it was a touch fuller inside than I have grown accustomed to. Not a fan of crowds nowadays. Too many people coughing or sniffling for my comfort. Should have stuck to my guns, although had I of done so then today would be a wash. I can’t stay up until 2AM, then do the 8AM school drop off run, and be a fully functional human adult. I don’t have that in me anymore. But I digress.

Good movie, great sequel, better as a whole. Fingers crossed for a third and final installment from Denis Villeneuve. Have you been out to see Dune: Part Two yet? What was your assessment of the film? Ciao Bella.

A movie review.

I just sat through three plus hours of a bloated animated blue planet promo about whales, and… how can there possibly be plans for three more of these things. This sequel took the longest possible route to having no point whatsoever. No longer in dire need of unobtanium, now we need $80,000,000.00/per glandular serum from a previously unknown organism on a hostile planet. This should have been a finely timed 90 minutes, with like a qr code to a promo web site where you could watch videos of all the flora & fauna doing their weirdo alien shit. This movie DRAGS its ass over 3 hrs and 15 minutes, to do what. Reiterate what we know from the first film? There are multiple clans across the planet. Physiological differences due to regional adaptations. The planet is hostile. The planet is kinda sorta alive in the form of Mother Goddess ‘Eywa’. Sully and the Marine corps don’t see eye to eye. Sully is a shit person, but a decent soldier. Neytiri can hiss and scream in anguish really, really well. Check, check, check. Got it. Anything new to add beyond exquisite visuals? No, not really. I feel as though I watched three hours of filler waiting to be told what the actual story for episode three is going to be. Will there be subterranean mole Na’vi in the next one? We have the fliers, and the swimmers… so are runners next? We already had the six legged horses, so been there already. What other trope can they unleash to pad out two plus hours of a three hour visual extravaganza, which was noticeably light on plot, devoid of character development beyond a skills montage, and had some of the hokiest dialogue I’ve heard in quite some time. Ok dumb ass. Bro! Bro, dude… bro.

If what sells it are the visuals…. you may have a problem. I know it did well, but I’m not sure why. I’m glad I did not have to try and sit through this in a movie theater during the pandemic. I can’t fathom how they can think of making this a five part movie series. It boggles the mind. I need to further collect my thoughts. This warrants a longer, and more thorough shellacking. Idiotic. Asinine.

It’s too late, I need to go to bed.

Bring on parts 3,4, and 5. Good grief.

Dr Strange : MOM Review.

The best I can say was it felt muddled, over long and gave Wanda a real shitty send off. Far too focused on spectacle and not much in the way of story telling, or character development. It was bright and colorful but empty. Perhaps my tastes have altered after nearly 30 MCU films now that I have seen. They just aren’t geared to my age demographic, which is fine. That’s how I felt about the first two of the new Spider man movies too. No Way Home felt a little more mature in tone, and it spoke to me. But Dr Strange felt like a crazy, busy, meandering puzzle box that ended up being empty at the end anyway. Cameo heavy and ultimately unimportant. Phew.

It wasn’t all bad, I enjoyed parts of it. But I don’t feel as though there was any kind of suitable outcome. It could have all been a dream, and we’d still be where we left off after Spiderman NWH.

But now I’m up and awake after 11:00pm again, with another domestic duties Monday on the way, with 3.5 school days left for this term. Temperatures are rising, the rains didn’t show up, so we’ll have to start actively watering crops at the farm. I started off on rows of tomatoes today. Beets and potatoes and peppers to get watered next. My Saturday sunburn was not happy that I decided to spend any part of today outdoors. IV rash guards will have to get dug out of storage. Not a blunder I wish to repeat anytime soon.

Sing 2 : Une belle review.

What a lovely film Sing 2 is. I know that we are late to the game on this one, as it even had the chance for rerelease to theaters for the March Break. But we aren’t out and about kind of people during these Covid times. So we finally saw it on Bluray at home.

After my third full viewing I have to say it has better flow, and a tighter story through line than the original. Not that the first was bad, but it didn’t come together as organically as #2. The music is pretty great, Halsey as Porscha was lovely. My kids loved her flying around the planets singing “This girl is on fire!” And twirling mid air. The whole thing is a hoot. I particularly enjoyed the Clay Calloway, portrayed by Bono. Rather touching story line.

The animation is superb, bright colours, easy to follow. Not a lot of jump cuts, let’s the story play out, gives the moments a chance to breathe. Fine film. Worth another watch or two. With my kids, it’ll be on the tv another five to ten times at least. Ms Crawley is a fan favourite in our household. Same with Johnny and Meena, Rosita and Gunther. Mr Moon is an adorable fuzz ball in a lamé blue suit.

Fun for the whole family. Though Mr Crystal the wolf does attempt murder by fall from a great height on multiple occasions, so do with that information what you will.

50! – We Reached 50 Days and all you got was tinnitus.

EÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE – isn’t that delightful. Is your inner ear issue accented or other? Muah- muah. Now that’s cleared up.

Big fifty day milestone. I feel like this is a sort of AA meeting. Hello my name is… and I have been writing for fifty days – small smattering of applause. Not that big a deal, but I’m kind of happy I’ve stuck with it.

In happy news, I will have the first polished draft of my report done today, just shy of 100 pages. It’s a hefty document, looks lovely. Three days of real work, plus a Sat/Sun combo of a couple hours of front end work. Not to mention I did a fair amount of leg work well before I had any of the data sets. Things like building out my templates, and setting up colour palettes in various programs, and gathering the specified font families. Not hard work, but time consuming. I’d much rather have that tucked away so i can start the heavy lifting, than wait until the raw data comes in and then have to do all that stuff before i can really begin. I’m lazy, i want as few obstacles in the way so that i can complete a task. Set my foundation, then come in like a nutter and tear through the work as quickly as i am able. I also proof my pages as i go, since there are so many colour coded tables.

So big 50! Wow – what can I say, glad to be here. Happy some of you have chosen to follow along. Today’s big to-do is about three movies i recently watched. Some good, some moderate, and some heavy cheese (a.k.a Fromage) if you’re of the Much Music & Ed The Sock era like I am.

First up was “Nobody”, an action packed mix of John Wick & The Equalizer, with some snappy banter and blood soaked fighting. I liked it a lot. Big fan of John Wick franchise too. This was my favourite of the three films I saw over the Christmas holidays, which I had never seen before. I should also mention, these were all watched at home, not in a proper theater, with candy, drinks and massive screen and sound. Could have played a part in why movies two and three didn’t land so well. They were far more spectacle based. If you like watching men in their fifties fight, shoot and drink their way through trouble then Nobody is great.

Second up was Venom: Let there be Carnage. Followed in the first ones footsteps, fun, goofy and kind of silly. I liked it, but if I’m going to rewatch a Spider-man adjacent film, I’d watch into the spider verse for a fifteenth time. That was great, in 3d imax and on my home screen. Tom Hardy is great, Venom is funny. Carnage has a size issue, he’s a touch too big for my recollection. But I like Woody Harrelson, so I can see past that. It does show as a $70 million movie and not a Marvel tent pole at $150 million dollar movie. But the small focus is kinda nice. Not world saving, but a select few people. Lower stakes to deal with.

Third, and what I found to be disappointing was Suicide Squad 2. Lots of body horror, which I wasn’t expecting. Plus I kind of hate Peace Keeper. Maybe he’s funnier and more congenial in the prequel tv show he’s now got, but he didn’t do it for me. Harley felt like an afterthought, and most people weren’t compelling. However, Polka Dot man was unexpectedly great. You get a sense of the guy, and feel for him and his interdimensional polka dot disease. King shark was a lazy groot knock off. Didn’t add much to the plot. And why are so many DC characters essentially just a rebrand dead shot, or whomever Will Smith was in the first one. Idris Elba felt wasted. I think the issue was I heard so much hype around it I had unreasonable expectations for it. It only landed at my feet with a damp thud. Sploot.

The first ground hogs say early spring! But you never can tell. Have some more snow on the way today. Another foot to the pile. I’ll have to rest up as it’ll really give my back a once over if it’s wet and heavy!

‘Don’t look up’ a Netflix Movie Review.

Can I start out by saying that I liked this film even though I hated how close to the bone it cuts? It was well done, but it stressed me the fuck out. It made me angry even when it made me laugh. I cringed an awful lot at the actions of Jonah Hill’s character, who was at once hilarious and horrific. A ‘himbo’ who placed his Ivy League uneducated devotion in the wrong people. Jennifer Lawrence goes full bore on her incredulous millennial schtick and sticks the landing, hair cut and all, well done. I love that Leo goes full nerd but still gets to smash the blisteringly wealthy talk show host with too white teeth (Cate Blanchett). Both sides of the ending are… something. A blood pressure raising, pulse increasing, rage inducing, funny, satirical send up of modern times that slices deeply along the vein.

Movie Reviews: Godzilla® vs. Amazing Spider-Man® 2

So this weekend was a holiday here in Canada, it was the May 2-4 weekend, also known as Victoria Day for those of us who follow the royals.

I promise you that there is a review buried in here, but first off, I have something else to say, which has a lot to do with my reviews of the two films in general.

I think the main reason people get off on the wrong foot with movies these days, is that they fail to temper their expectations about what they are, or are not going to see in a 2 hour movie. I had the ability to sift through reams of reviews on both movies, and I had a reasonable idea of what I was and was not going to get to see or feel from either film. There are still people out there in the wider world who expect to see a panel to scene play by play from their favourite comic book or story. They are two totally different mediums and in most instances the same material doesn’t hold up when transplanted from one to the other.

We all have fan-boy/ fan-girl dreams of what we are going to see, but what us outsiders seem to fail to know, is that, these projects aren’t created by individuals with all of the creative control. You start throwing around $150 – $200 million dollars in production costs alone, not even mentioning the costs of advertising in print and television, and you are going to have to design by committee (which usually ends up meaning a diluted, chopped story, with shoe horned elements to sell merchandise and tie-ins/ cross overs etc etc…). These two movies were no exception. If you understand that going in, then you will thoroughly enjoy these films for what they are, fiction / sci-fi / fantasy movies that are big on spectacle and have little to no character arc. The characters (i.e.) villains in Spider-Man® are as cartoonish and 2 dimensional as you could expect. The only time you feel you’re watching actual fleshed out humans, are when Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone are schmoozing on camera together (not a bad thing, basically the best parts of that particular movie, and very touching at that!).  The cgi is pretty good, some spots with Rhino looked rushed and less than stellar, but if it’s a set up for a Sinister Six® spin off, then perhaps they’ll upgrade the visuals for Paul Giamatti’s character then. He really was just a throw away character in the film, but in it’s defence it was a fun way to book end the action sequences of the film as a whole, and let’s you know Spider-Man® isn’t going anywhere, he’s right in the thick of battle, so expect more to come. Great!. If you are looking for a comic book feel, this movie has it, cheesy one liners, 2 dimensional bad guys, lots of great action, slow motion action sequences, tracking shots that take you straight through the heart of the action, web slinging and damsels in distress, funny costumes and a daily life that just seems to get in the way. Fun, all of that is fun. Not great, not earth shattering, just fun. Good clean PG-13 fun. No oscars will be awarded for the story or plot, but if you are going to see a Comic book film, other than say, Sandman® or something equally cerebral looking for Casablanca or something of that ilk, then you have a perverse sense of this pop cultures worth.

So to continue my wife and I ventured out to see Spider-Man® on Saturday evening, that was a lot of fun, because I had been able to do something, that other’s didn’t do. I managed my expectations. Expectations are what are standing between you really enjoying something for what it is, Vs. You hating something because it didn’t pan out like you had envisioned in your head. Shake off your expectations. Cast them aside! I say. Do yourself a favour, and don’t go sifting through every single trailer, every single on set snap shot, worry yourself over news about production. Take a hit then pass that bad boy onwards. All you are doing is building up the hype, and setting unrealistic expectations that in most cases, but not all, you’ll never be able to meet. Which leads to much ranting and raving and gnashing of teeth on-line.

However in the case of Spider-Man® I did feel a bit left out in the rain, because the plot points shown in the trailer are no where to be seen in the actual film, which is a textbook case of bait-n’ switch. I felt duped. Well, no not really. Like I mentioned before, I had read and watched several reviews which relate this point in better details than I have. But still, Peter & Harry’s relationship looked a bloody sight more interesting in the trailers, when you think there is a conspiracy going on behind the scenes.

On to Sunday evening we go, now it was time to take on Godzilla®. The large, city stomping, family killing, infrastructure busting behemoth from under the ocean. Next to the hulking monsters ruining city scapes and causing natural disasters along the way, this movie was far more touching and grounded than the 1998 version, which was odd to watch when I was 18, as it didn’t quite hit the mark. This new version has all the hallmarks of the original, building up suspense, unease, trauma, anger, capturing the effortless way in which nature makes us feel weak and ineffectual. Showing us just how uncontrollable the world really is, even when we strive to make every inch of our lives as managed as we are able. It just isn’t so. And the new Godzilla® shows us this in a way that was pleasing. Mind you, I could have done with Aaron Taylor-Johnson being a tad more emotive on screen, but you know what, his vanilla blandness actually makes it easier to transpose yourself into his position. If he had of shrieked and wailed the whole time, we’d have been put off by his hamming it up. He really is just a proxy by which we experience Godzilla®, and a softened generic avatar makes that easier to do. To all the haters who wished for 2 + hours of Godzilla® smash, that gets tedious and boring. I mean Pacific Rim did a good job of giving us nothing much other than battles, and it gets old very quickly. Case in point, how many ways can you lose a beast behind a building, or get punched through it before you get numb to the idea or the spectacle. Just look at Man of Steel, the last 30 minutes felt redundant and overly repetitive.

I’d give them both a solid B grade. Well worth the price of a 3D ticket.

Your thoughts, and or comments?

-M