Tag: The feels

Welcome to an early edition of Monday morning, bringing you all of the finer things in life, like dry eyes, the desperate need to urinate, and burnt coffee breath. Oh, it’s a lovely day in the neighbourhood! So what’s on the agenda for today? Well, work obvs’ but what else do you have in store? Laundry, emptying the dish washer, vacuuming, mopping, generally tidying up, cleaning the kitchen – again, Hey! I just did that!, and getting through your work day? Well step right up, step right up and let’s see if you can keep up with the music. Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here in the corner increasing the BPM as we go, at random! Hold on tight, and good luck! Fortune favours the bold, but there are no old bold fortune holders! Give’r! Did I tell you we were going to get the room to spin on three axis’ aswell? No, well here is your two minute warning, flag on the play! Too many people on the field, fifteen yard penalty, and a two thousand dollar fine. Head straight to jail, don’t pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollars, and tip your waiters or they’ll spit in your drinks. The bill will be split evenly regardless of you having drank only water, and eating one appetizer! Someone ordered the nine hundred dollar bottle of wine, and had the party platter Surf n’ Turf. That’s on you pal, gotta read the fine print, doesn’t matter if the Xerox obliterated the legibility. You want to see the manager, I am the manager, GFY and empty your wallets or else the door WILL hit your on the way out. – Welcome to another manic Monday.