This dog steals bacon.

Eat in a timely manner and it won’t matter, but if you’re up to your elbows in your tablet he just might avail himself of your last strips of bacon, against everyone’s wishes. (Fig 1.)

Tell your kids to focus on eating and to do so in a timely manner and what do you get in return, kids watching YouTube shorts and ignoring their breakfast until the dog decides he’s waited long enough and sneaks in for a private munch of bacon right off the plate (which was on the couch and not the table I might add). Then complain loudly how the dog stole your breakfast and now you’re hungry. Wah-wah-wah! I’m not impressed with the dog breaking discipline like that, but I’m also not happy my kids ignored a hot breakfast to fuck about on their tablets and not eating when asked to do so. It grows tiresome, and bothersome. Never awesome.

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