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It’s been up over 30°C for the last three days, 26°C the day before those, and it was 3°C on Thursday with drizzle and attempted flurries. Now we have humidity and summer temperatures. When do we get those six weeks of warm, breezy, sixteen degrees days of comfortable sweater weather where we can build up a tolerance for the sunshine, and the returning heat. This jump right back into the full heat of summer is too much. As I get older I need a longer lead time to adjust bodily to both hot & cold. Swinging up and down, back and forth just makes me feel ill. I was honest to goodness woozy when doing my wife’s tires on Sunday after about an hour in the hot sun. It took maybe fifteen minutes to feel the same way on Monday when I did the van.

I have only felt that bad in the heat once, and it was last summer, standing in line for Alpen Fury at Canada’s Wonderland with my eldest daughter, when it got up to 43°C plus whatever the humidex added to the final tally. I had bought us cold drinks, one each, when I should have bought three or four each. People passed out in the three hour long line around us. Colour drained out of their faces, and then they just collapsed onto the concrete floor. It wouldn’t have taken much for us to follow suit, but we made the most of our time near the misting fans, and once we completed our first ever ride we opted to get slushies and go straight home. The car AC was turned to MAXIMUM OUTPUT, and we both had a lie down when we got home.

I’m not good with extreme heat. Warm is good. Cool is ok. I hate cold & hot. Canada has a lot of all four!

I gotta run the dog to the vet shortly, so pray for my wallet. Pills, and blood tests, I’m sure they’ll take me for at least five hundred bucks, just you watch.

I might have a third surprise Cherry tree growing in my yard, so that’s cool. My four newly transplanted trees all look well so far. Glad to see that. The Lilacs are now purple, so they should start to get scented before too much longer. June is near!

I did my wife’s car yesterday and it was so damn hot I nearly fell over from sun exposure. Long pants was not the solid choice for the year. And it’s even hotter today. I had planned to do the tires first thing but a Facebook market place I put feelers out for pinged me, and we drove to Aurora to complete the transaction for my daughter’s new/used golf clubs. It’s a whole set, plus bag, and umbrella for $100.00 . It’s a steal! She’s happy, I’m happy, and now I can take her out of school to go play one day over the next month or two. Not sure when, but it’ll happen at some point.

So now the winter tires are off, washed, and marked to be placed back on the vehicle properly next winter. All I have left to do is drive them back to the storage locker and tidy up the car interior after moving all of these damn tires around.

I could have done with it being only 16/17°C today, that would have been perfect. But nope, I’m a giant sweaty mess right now. I pulled out the power washer and did all the tires, and washed both cars just because I had it all set up anyway. Several items off the to do list.

Tomorrow the dogs gotta go to the vet, and the next morning is a scheduled oil change. I can really get into spring cleaning if the weather is going to hold up from here on out. Maybe plant my sweet corn later today if I remember it.

I hot, hungry, tired, and very sweaty. I need a break. Happy Victoria Day, May 2-4 long weekend edition.

Harder than you think because if you do too much then you’re exhausted rolling into Tuesday, and since it’s a short week, each day will be ratcheted up to eleven. Or you do nothing at all, and it feels like you’ve wasted the potential of three consecutive days off. The trick is to find just enough to do to satisfy both resting, and feeling accomplished from completing a task or event. I can never get it right, and do too much or not enough and I hate it. So that’s fun.

On the plus side the kids and I did get some climbing in yesterday, a long farm walk where I picked up a week’s worth of field stones, and we planted Dahlias all over the front garden beds. I did a fair bit of reading as well, which was very pleasant. I need to start swapping over the vehicle tires, so I should get on that today. If it’s not too windy I wouldn’t mind a trip to the driving range. I have been searching FB Marketplace for some inexpensive used clubs for my daughter, since my wife lent hers out, and no longer knows where they are. To share at the range is no problem, but some courses won’t let us share clubs out on the field of play. I have a couple pings out, but with it being a holiday weekend, I’m not confident I will receive any responses until tuesday morning at the earliest. Oh well. I’d rather wait and see if I can get some ladies clubs on the second hand market than drop over $300.00 for new cheap clubs for my daughter.

I should look around to see if my FIL has my wife’s clubs stashed in their garage, or if he took them up north for the last tournament he attended last year. Problem is I don’t really recall what my wife’s golf bag looks like, or what brand her clubs are. She had them stored in the shed for years, but all I could tell you was the bag was black, and rough to the touch. I only recently started to enjoy golf, so my wife’s clubs weren’t something I covered, or swooned over. Hence why I don’t know what they look like. The one funky club cover she had is in the house by the front door because my kids thought it was cool, and took it off the driver it was protecting. Now I don’t even have that one identifying thing to search for.

I wouldn’t mind if my youngest took a liking to golf too. I like the range, and I like mini putt, so I’m not opposed to doing those to practice for my time out on an actual course. I’m terrible at golf so us four all being awful together could be fun, as we criss cross each green on a day at the course. Ha! Can you imagine? I think it would be awesome.

Glad I cut the grass on early Friday because it’s getting a lot warmer very quickly. Hard to believe it was 3°C in Thursday, and reached 26°C by five pm on Friday. That’s a pretty wild temperature swing if you ask me. Splitting the difference would have made two reasonable days instead of one being miserable, and the other goo hot too quickly. No time to acclimate to temperature swings that wide. People get sick when it’s like that. My head was sore from the changes in barometric pressure. I’m far more sensitive to it now as I get older than ever before. Not a fan.

Do you choose a Lazy Sunday, a Sunday Funday, or try to be as productive as possible because of the Monday break?

I currently am reading the newest James S A Corey release called “The faith of beasts” which is the second book in a new series not connected to the Expanse universe in any way, shape or form. It’s been good, I like it.

Then we have the latest Matt Dinniman Dungeon Crawler Carl book, “A parade of horribles“. This is the eighth book in the series, and I read the first seven back, to back to back to back, etc etc… I only took a break because I read the seventh book too quickly and finished it two weeks before book eight dropped. Hence why I’m reading faith of beasts right now. I’m just itching to get back to the series that has consumed my previous two months of my life. I’m excited!

Next we return to Murderbot, with the latest installment by Martha Wells, in “Platform Decay“. I am also very excited to read this book, as the tv show on Apple TV was a blast, and I’ve have read every single book in the series so far. I don’t know if it ends here, but I’m looking forward to it nonetheless.

If you must know I have not returned to Brandon Sanderson‘s “Mistborn“, though I may give it a fourth try one I have exhausted all my other must read books in the pile ahead of it. It’s just not grabbing me, but perhaps it needs 200 or more pages to really get going, sink in its hooks, and do something worthwhile. I’m not there with it yet, but if I give it grace maybe it will surprise me. Or not, I don’t know.

I know that Adrian Tchaikovsky has a new “Children of.…” Book coming out soon, or maybe it’s out now. I’ll need to look into it. His arachnids in space story was oddly interesting. Not a fan of spiders, but space faring spiders, octopi, and ants is a pretty cool premise for a book series. I am invested in it. I’ve read the first three.

Have a good weekend all. Happy May 2-4 long weekend.

Now that I have sent off the five items needed, and rushed a sixth project out the door on the Friday of a long weekend, I can tell you about a minor purchase I made to help me out with the wood splitting. I bought a fourteen inch handled hookaroon/pikaroon depending on where you come from, the names ever so slightly different, but it means the same took. A hook nosed beak made of metal, on a handle of varying lengths, that you use to pick up, and move around fire wood logs, and wood rounds. The point is to hook them and move them around without needing to bend down, bend over to pick them up off the ground. It does in fact work. What it doesn’t do is decrease the weight of the wood you are moving. So if you work heavy, shits still heavy bruh! You just don’t have to lean over for it now.

I picked mine up off of Amazon. I do not recall the name. I didn’t notice a logo burned into the wood, or stamped into the metal hook end, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t one there. It has escaped my notice. But, my only gripe might be the handle length I chose, I feel it’s about six inches short. But I have access to wood, and tools, and can easily fashion myself a new longer handle. I’m not there yet, but I can if I choose to do so. Awesome.

I spent about an hour with it today. I added the rope to it so that I can hang it nearby when splitting, and so far so good. It feels solid in my hands. It digs in pretty well, but not too far. I do need to master how to pull it out in one smooth motion, because it sticks pretty well as it stands. That’s a “me” error, not a product issue. With extended use will come a sure hand to utilizing it properly. I’m happy. We will have to wait and see if the metal holds up over time, or if it will randomly shatter/snap off at some point this season. I hope it lasts for multiple years at peak performance, but we don’t design stuff like that anymore. Can’t get paid if they don’t keep on buying it over and over again. Again — have to wait and see.

The gnats were really trying to get at my eyes today, so instead of glasses I’ll need to switch over to goggles to stop them from bothering me mid swing. I don’t like the idea of being inattentive with an eight pound mail heading down to my legs/feet if I miss the rounds I’m swinging for the fences at. Not a smart move. They were gunning for my eyeballs like nobody’s business. Yuck.

I wasn’t prepared to put in more than an hour today testing out the new tool, but next week (provided it doesn’t shoot up into the 30’s Celsius out of nowhere) I can take some more time to get to know the hookaroon/pikaroon. I know people use them, so it makes sense to get into the habit of wielding it. If it saves my back a bunch of aggravation from leaning over, and bending then I’m all for it. Work smarter not harder right? Sounds like a plan.

Ok folks, have a fantastic Friday. Ciao Bella! Stay safe out there. Feel free to download my books for free. Also available on Kindle Unlimited if you wanna spend two bucks. Up to you. I’m just happy when I know folks are enjoying my own brand of nonsense.

Could do without all the gnats trying to fly directly into my eyeballs though, that wasn’t cool. Where was all this sun & warmth yesterday? They couldn’t spare just an additional four degrees for all day yesterday? Yikes.

I need to send a whole slew of art files off today, so I’ll keep this short. Wood splitting fun! Weather for today – lovely. Gnats, a pain in the ass. Grass to be mowed before the holiday weekend. Yesterday was cold. Work is good. Paid work is better. That is all.

A mild drizzle is falling off and on. Breezy with temperatures hovering around 3-5°C. A tad cool out here today. We’ve got chairs, blankets, sweaters, coats, and boots and it’s still sleeping into the bones. Eldest has done well so far with a 1st & 2nd place finish in her 100m, and 200 m heats. Finals are coming up soon, so then we will go get some hot food nearby.

The grass is wet, it has very briefly stopped raining, and we are looking around the place thinking of things to do once it warms up a little, and dries out a whole bunch.

I stumbled upon the squirrel the dogs killed the other evening, so I made an effort to launch the wee body into the deeper grasses away from where we normally walk. I’m sure one, or both dogs will find it once it starts to stink, but with any luck a fox or gaggle of geese will haul it away, or munch on it before we walk again. Lots of birds at the farm with the Rouge River running through the middle of it. Herons, turkeys, turkey vultures, ravens, crows, hawks of all sorts, cardinals, blue jays, finches, you name it they flit about the place in search of food incessantly. Surely one or more will take the squirrel corpse for a meal?

It’s a touch foggy today, so I’m sure my wife’s drive to work was all fun & games because of it. My youngest has her first of three government mandated “Swim to Survive” classes today at the local pool. I think that’s great. She can swim already, has had lessons almost every summer since birth just about. But why pass up the chance to get more life skills plopped on top? Doesn’t cost us anything. She’s looking forward to swimming with all her friends from class. I bet it will be a chaotic mess. Fun to watch, but awful to be apart of type thing. Ha!

I could do with it being slightly warmer, these single digits aren’t much fun. I’m not asking for much, but several weeks of sixteen, seventeen degree weather would be much appreciated. Mild sweater weather when not being active. Windows open to enjoy the breeze type weather. Still better than snow, but I could do with a handful of degrees more (right now).

No new major changes for the fruit trees as of yet. They look to be holding on, even though we’ve had a number of cold nights that got near frosty. It’s been pretty wet since I planted them, so they haven’t dried out, which is good. My goal for now, and June is to keep them alive, and not to expect any fruit. I want leaves, and growth for right now. Something that tells me the roots have found purchase, and that the trees will continue to grow if I leave them alone where they are.

I ordered a hookaroon to help me move bucked firewood rounds around at the farm. That showed up the other day. I am anxiously waiting to try it out. If it turns out I need a longer handle then I will make myself one. I think 14 inches should be enough to stop me having to lean over, bend down quite so much. We will have to see how well it works, and if it can take all of the wear & tear that chopping exacts on things. I am pessimistically optimistic. Ha.

Here we are — again, at the dentist’s office for a cleaning with my eldest child. We definitely need to get the youngest in here for a look see because she’s had a wiggly tooth for ages, and the adult tooth has come in underneath it, and chaos has ensued. It’s not pretty. Been trying to get her to wiggle & pull out the tooth herself, but I think we’ve exhausted that Avenue, and clinical professional help is what’s needed now. She will hate it, but it’s what is needed at this point.

It’s Tuesday today. Sun is out, and we had yet another low single digital night with frost. I got splattered in the eye with snowflakes yesterday while walking the dog at the farm, which was weird. Caught me by surprise. I thought I had been targeted by a bird with an air drop. Nope! Just flurries in double digit May days.

We have swim to survive this week, and tutoring, and volley ball, and Guides, and Climbing, and Taekwondo, and Track & Field day, and and and… It just goes on. By this point in the year I am so tired. Luckily by the first week of June almost everything will end, and we can recapture our evenings at home. I love that the kids get to try lots of things, but I do sit and yawn through most of it by 6:00 pm. I don’t drink coffee or tea, so I just have to live through it without help.

Depending on my inbox once this dentist visit is done I might take the dog to the farm for his morning walk. We had to curb it earlier today for the dentist. He will be pleased to get out and run around chasing squirrels. He’s currently moping on the couch like a sad little lump of puppy dog.

Took the whole family to Canada’s Wonderland for Mother’s Day, at my wife’s request. It was sunny, and bright, if a little on the cool side. The giga coasters take on a whole new level when traveling at 143Km in 12°C weather. Feels more like below zero whipping around on the tracks screaming out in joy! Brrrr. Very chilly. Thankfully the park wasn’t all that full, and the longest we waited for a ride was about fifteen minutes. I say that, but Alone Fury was still over two hours, so we skipped it this time around. It was windy out yesterday, so several rides would randomly close down for a bit, then open back up again later. Not a big deal, we have passes so we don’t have to make the utmost of every single second we’re inside the park. Thankfully.

It was a busy weekend. A birthday party on Saturday mid day, bleed into a group lunch across the way at Grillies in Newmarket which was excellent. I left a glowing review. My burger, onion rings, fries, and mixed meat tacos were delicious. 9 out of 10 stars. Do recommend it. Made to order so expect a ten minute wait, but brother, it’s good shit. Well worth it.

After that I took my eldest daughter to Golf Town to get her a new glove, replace my wife’s tees, get my daughter some tees, training soft balls for the back yard, and matching shirts because they were thirty bucks, and blue! So…yeah.

After that I went to move patio furniture for my inlaws, and move brush from the piles all over their property. Then dinner, and then I was up late because I couldn’t fall asleep. Woke up at 7:00 am on Sunday to order my wife her favourite breakfast for Mother’s Day, then we did five hours walking at Wonderland, followed by ordered in dinner from the China Garden place across town on main Street. Somewhere in there the girls had tubs, got their hair braided, watched movies, played on their VR headset, and spent time on their tablets too. The dog got a number of walks as well. It was a jam packed weekend. I’m tired from the weekend, and now I have to get back to paid work!

Domestic Duties Monday might have to wait another hour, until after I send some designs off for approval.

In keeping with the trend as of late, I picked up even more rocks. Here is the pile guarded by the one and only.